IHGB Podcast #117: An Hour of Recaps

Hey y’all! I know you’re listening today to hear an entertaining recap on The Bachelorette, but truth be told, it was the worst episode ever. What are you supposed to do when the show dedicates 40 minutes of Luke drama and an hour of recapping? Back off, ABC. People come to my website and podcast to read/hear a stellar bachelorette recap, thankyouverymuch.  Stop cramping my style. Some Guy in Austin

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Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Cast Announced

I’ll admit it. Week six of Hannah’s journey to find someone other than Luke P. was an entertainment sponge. And the ABC producers knew it. They were smart enough to shove a bunch of drama in the first half and savvy enough to anticipate the tremors which would unavoidably rip through social media outlets after giving us nothing in the second. Broadcast an hour’s worth of recap and Bachelor Nation

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Bacheorette Hannah Recap: 40 Minutes of Drama

I am a professional Bachelor franchise recapper. Since 2003, I have settled in front of my television to watch someone’s journey to find love. There are definitely highs. There are certainly lows. I scream. I rejoice. I once did a little dance.  I’ve learned what’s attractive (kiss up against the wall) and what’s not (calling yourself ABC), but never in my sixteen years of doing this have I been somewhat

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IHGB Podcast #116: Where’s Jamie Fraser?

We are halfway through Bachelorette Hannah’s journey to find love and I’m concerned that I still don’t which one is Dustin. Wait…Devin. It’s Devin. I couldn’t pick Devin out of a lineup. Or is in Dylan? I blame Luke P. for this lack of awareness. Some Guy in Austin and I break it all down in this episode. We decide: If Big Mike and Hannah REALLY like each other. Hannah’s

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