Slink’s Links

It’s the freakin’ weekend and I have one question for y’all: What are we going to do now that the Olympics are over? Truly. I have no idea. The only thing I have to offer are these links. God bless the USA and enjoy! Okay, one quick Olympic-themed link. Did you see the winners of the rhythmic gymnastics team? Hoops and batons EVERYWHERE! Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling are in

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Bachelor in Paradise recap: Love is a battlefield

We are young. Heartache to heartache, we stand. No promises, no demands. Love is a battlefield. And Ashley I-Lashes will win WITH HER MIND. Guess what beaners? My recap of episode 7 of Bachelor in Paradise can be found over on the Entertainment Weekly website. I filled in for the wonderful Samantha Highfill. All you have to do is click HERE and it will take you right to the drama

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Bachelor in Paradise: I love lamp and What’s His Name

Bachelor in Paradise: Episode 6 I’m not really sure what’s going on with Bachelor in Paradise casting. It’s like they sent out a mass Paperless Post to anyone who ever stepped across the threshold of the mansion. Why such a wide net, producers? This smattering of alumni is worse than the weeks leading up to the Olympics. Are the personalities we actually know not signing up for Paradise because they

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Soundtrack of My Life: Back to School

It’s time to go back to school. Emotions are all over the map, ranging from HALLELUJAH to first-day tears to “Where’s my back pack?” to stand still so I can take another picture. Hear me when I say, “You will survive.” For those teachers who are about to let another kid borrow a pencil… For those bus drivers who will threaten to pull over if little rears don’t sit down…

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