IHGB Podcast #88: Bachelor Colton Episode 2

Happy Wednesday everyone! In this episode, Some Guy in Austin is back to help me figure out just what went wrong when Miss Alabama lost her ability to speak. We also discuss shorty shorts, overalls, and how to make a proper toast. Love him or leave him, Colton is here to stay and he’s ready to find a tiny blond wife. Which one will it be?! EPISODE NOTES: One of

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Bachelor Colton Recap: Camp Colton

When The Bachelor kicks off 120 minutes of Colton “waking up in bed,” documenting himself video selfie style, you know producers were asked to turn it up a notch and this is the best they could do. Of course, Colton’s pretend sleepy-eyed confession that he and his ladies were going to a theater to “tell stories about our firsts” was followed by a gratuitous shower scene. It’s been seventeen years.

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IHGB Podcast #87: Bachelor Colton Episode 1

Happy New Year everyone! In this episode, Some Guy in Austin is back to help me analyze season 23 of The Bachelor. We discuss all the women on Colton’s love roster and their impressive icebreakers: The dead butterfliesPopping cherry balloonsDog loversCardboard confessionalsAnd one annoying sloth Whether you’re for Colton or against Colton, I think this season is going to be a doozy. DRAMA! WAILING! SNOT! AND TEARS! And the girls

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Bachelor Colton Recap: Like a Virgin

For seventeen years, Mike Fleiss has gathered a select team of producers, show runners, psychotherapists, hair people, makeup people, and one lone ABC Intern to create magical drama that draws audiences into a world of unrealistic dating. It’s up to these individuals to come up with a plan that encourages viewers, like you and me, to take this journey to find love with one lucky guy or gal who is

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