Talking to the Television

When ABC announced that they were going to air an original Dirty Dancing TV event, I was intrigued. Notice I didn’t use the words “excited” or “elated” or “planned to schedule my entire evening around the blessed affair.” I’ve been burned before with the live musical trend. I’m looking at you Sound of Music, Peter Pan, and The Wiz. To be fair, I can’t forget that one time I was shockingly surprised

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Dancing with the Stars Finale Recap: Part 2

Dancing with the Stars finale recap: Part 2: I am about to discuss the winner of Dancing with the Stars, so if you haven’t watched yet, or you’ve been dodging social media for the past twelve hours, you probably want to skip this post. This is your fair warning! After 150-hours of blatant advertising for the Dancing with the Stars tour, coming to a venue near you, and fun walks down

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Dancing with the Stars Recap: Finale Part 1

Dancing with the Stars Recap: Finale Part 1 Only three remain: one good dancer, one okay dancer, and one baseball player. There’s no time to waste this episode, because we have the redemption round coming up. Plus, a lot of people are super excited about the premiere of The Bachelorette, so let’s get this show on the road! David and Lindsay Redemption Dance: Viennese Waltz “Let’s Hurt Tonight” by OneRepublic

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Bachelorette Rachel Recap: The art of tonsil hockey

Bachelorette Rachel Premiere Recap: The art of tonsil hockey Rachel is back, y’all, and she wants you to know that she’s sassy, classy, and ready to find love wearing a brand new weave. She’s sufficient in basketball, proficient in shouting, “OBJECTION YOUR HONOR,” and so excited about being the bachelorette that she can’t help but twirl on sidewalks and beaches. Put this girl in a deep red, fluffy dress for promo

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