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Thursday, March 26, 2015 @ 09:03 AM
Author: Lincee

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A few weeks ago, I had a no good, very bad Friday night. I wrote a TV recap, attempting to burn the midnight oil in a way that would create something both entertaining and informative. I went for an obvious joke mid-way through the recap, finished the piece and published the wondrous creation around 2:00 a.m.

The next morning, I noticed I had two comments on the post. The first one berated me for my insensitive joke.

Wait, what?

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‘Dancing With the Stars’ recap: The rise of fringe panties

Tuesday, March 24, 2015 @ 02:03 PM
Author: Lincee

Dancing with the Stars

Sometimes I wish my job was to cover myself in sequins, feathers or fringe and dance around a huge stage while people cheered for me. Alas, that is not my current career status. I’m forced to live vicariously through 10 stars and one bachelor each Monday night. Maybe they’ll ask me to compete whenever my book becomes a national sensation!

Note to self: WRITE YOUR BOOK LINCEE.

This week’s Dancing With the Stars theme was “My Jam Monday.” I have no idea how these people were able to choose a single song from which to jam. Making that decision would have sent me over the edge, and darling Val (he’s my fantasy partner) would have to choose something for me. Of course I would gently persuade him toward a song that lends itself to the rumba.

The dances this week were pretty special. And by special, I mean “bless his/her heart” unfortunate. Right out of the gate, our very own Farmer had me shaking my head, sending virtual love and support to Whitney (the partner, not the fiance) for the smile she plastered on as Erin shoved the microphone in her face. Fortunately, where there’s stumbling, bumbling corn huskers, there’s also elegant young girls with legit eyebrows and lion tattoos!

Let’s break down the contestants, shall we?

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I’ve got the blues

Monday, March 23, 2015 @ 12:03 PM
Author: Lincee

Harmonica

Remember how once upon a time I made a vow to learn a new skill every year? It all started with balloon twisting. You can read about my penis swords HERE and HERE and the time I made balloon dogs for the children of Rwanda HERE.

Then there was the time I decided to learn the ukulele. You can read about that adventure HERE. I think it’s important to disclose that I have yet to master “Hula Hana.” That song is HARD. With that said, if you need someone to strum out “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad” or “Happy Birthday,” I am definitely your girl.

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Slink’s Links

Friday, March 20, 2015 @ 11:03 AM
Author: Lincee

Lincee Ray | I Hate Green Beans

The birds are chirping, the sun is shining (somewhere tropical I assume) and I just scored a box of miniature Cadbury Creme Eggs. SPRING HAS ARRIVED! Let’s celebrate by clicking on some fun links!

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