Bachelorette Becca recap: Pineapple

Most of you around here know that “pineapple” is the official safe word for the iHateGreenBeans community. We’ve used it since Mesnick’s Melba toast season and it has come in handy thousands of times throughout the seasons. Let me say, dear reader, that it was PROCLAIMED last night over and over and over again when this happened: There it is. In all its golden glory. I’m afraid Houston doesn’t have enough

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IHGB Podcast 56: Bachelorette Becca Week 3

Well it’s week 3 and Becca’s journey to find love has hit a bit of a rough patch. First, Colton and Tia are miraculously in the same room. (How did that happen?) Plus we have not one but TWO ambulances in a single episode. But there are silver linings: Richard Marx is back with an old favorite and a new face. And Our Host looks dapper delivering bad news in

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Bachelorette Becca recap: Gridiron Guys

Bachelorette Becca Recap: Week 3 Our show opens with a rainy day. Bachelorette Becca’s guys wander around the house not knowing what to do with themselves. Some linger around the kitchen bar in their favorite beanie hats watching others cook eggs. Lots and lots of eggs. Right in front of The Chicken, no less. When I saw one guy reading an actual book, I knew we were in for a

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IHGB Podcast 55: Bachelorette Becca Week 2

Before you listen to the show, I wanted to give you a head’s up on a few things: This episode is all over the map. Some Guy in Austin and I were both traveling, which is an entire ordeal by itself. We had to watch the show LIVE, heaven forbid. But this week is also the perfect storm for me. My second book is due, my roommate Lara and I are

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