Women Tell All was fun. I have so much to share next week. It will be interesting to see what all is edited from the show. Thanks to Chris Harrison for the tickets and shout out.
Thanks to everyone on the message board who feels the need to defend me as well. How sweet to know that you are loved by many. Right back at you America. And that one person in Indonesia who reads…
And to those of you who think my picture is too small to see…it was on purpose. I can’t imagine what the message board talk would be if my dented nose and weird scar above my eyebrow were nice and big for all to see and comment. “Did you think she would have short hair? She looks like a gay man! Which one is she? The hairy one on the right or left? Look at those thighs! Unfortunate ears if I do say so myself.”
You have to keep it real when you are from the south side like me.
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Raise your hand if you are with Straight Lawyer John and you are a bit over the Bachelor. Hands down. Raise your hand if you really care who he picks at this point? Hands down. Raise your hand if you do not wear deodorant like Matthew McConaughey. Hand down BFF #2 Paul. Raise your hand if you don’t care that Matthew McConaughey does not wear deodorant because he is hotter than crap. Nice.
I do have to admit that it wasn’t as fun knowing who got kicked off before I watched the show. You see, we got to LA after they were already showing last night’s episode. We didn’t get to watch it. Obviously we saw Susan sitting in the WTA audience and used our context clues to figure out she was the one kicked off and America was left with Nashville and Mowana.
But I was still struggling last night to maintain focus. I found my bowl full of strawberries lathered in Cool Whip more interesting than the two hours of nothing we watched last night. I cursed myself for buying Dr Pepper in the tiny cans thinking I would drink less, when actually I drink two or three at a time.
However, ABC threw me a bone the first 30 minutes of the show and allowed me a brief walk back down memory lane. The hook? How exotic first dates seal the deal when it comes to Bachelors in days gone by.
Really? Hmmmm. Let’s see here. Eleven Bachelor/Bachelorette seasons and three of them are still together. Two of the women had to go through the process twice to find true love and only one of the couples are actually married.
But I get it. You don’t have to force feed me ABC…
Exotic dates + closed doors + no cameras = love 4 ever
ABC shows us a video montage of exotic dates gone bad from seasons before. They showed us Alex and Shannon from the first season and how she denied his invitation of the forgo card…and reminded us that she was immediately kicked to the curb afterwards. We saw Tina Fabulous and Firestone get it on in Hawaii. And then she got kicked to the curb. Gwen and Aaron from season two had a literal fairy tale date with a pumpkin coach, wicked step sisters, some sort of glass slipper…and a one-way ticket back to Cinderellaville.
To prove to America that this show really works and you can find true love in reality TV, we see Trista and Ryan, Kush and Sarah, Mary Mary and Centrum Silver. We are forced to witness Trista and Ryan’s wedding again. Luckily they cut out the pink and blue sand stunt. Kush, Sarah and her ginormous broach pointing to her new boobs are yucking it up in LA, laughing at each other and making fun of the world. Mary Mary has taken up fly fishing with Centrum Silver and hopes to live in a tree house one day.
Oh the memories. But why the montage? Are we being played? Does ABC want to psychologically put subliminal messages in our head to make us think McHottie has more personality that a wet dish rag? Does the audio have background noises that secretly tell us, “You are seeing chemistry. There is love there. Exotic dates are cool. Hot tubs are sexy. Chemistry. Connection. Everything is awesome. Paul is dead. No one here kisses like they are brother and sister. See the chemistry? Embrace the chemistry. We can’t afford another season where the couple breaks up. Chemistry. Connection. Awesomeness.”
Therefore, I think the logical thing to do is write in a Top Ten list format. Date by date. Uncomfortable moment by uncomfortable moment. Tear by tear. Hot tub by hot tub. Forgo key by forgo key.
Let’s start, shall we?
Mowana’s Date’s Top Ten List
1. Bees and dogs can smell fear. Pigeons can spot a nut job a mile away. Kamikaze birds unite!
2. When Mo asked McHottie if he had fun in the OC, I couldn’t help but wonder if he met Ryan Attwood.
3. Mo breaking out the Italian card: After threatening to sew an exact replica of a voodoo doll in the shape of the executive producer, Mowana gets to go to Italy on her exotic date and speak Italian to the waiters, therefore impressing McHottie with her mysterious and exciting personality.
4. Man wearing an outfit from It’s A Small World plays accordion for the couple. I’m pretty sure that was just after they sucked a string of spaghetti towards each other for a kiss under a bridge. I could be wrong though.
5. Dr. McHottie has spent more than one hour with Mowana and has run out of things to say. But he enjoys her silence and likes the fact that there is no need for words when she is around. What?
6. Nice toast McHottie: “To us. To Venice. To me. (huh?) I’m with the most beautiful woman in Venice.” **Note to self, he did NOT say the most beautiful woman in the world. He said Venice.**
7. Did anyone follow the dinner conversation? Something about I can’t wait to get back to my old life, yet I would have never met you. I can teach you. You can teach me. We can continue to learn. Everything is real.
8. It’s nice to know that Mo and Mc are on the same page. It’s nice to hear that he thinks they are and then to hear that she thinks they are and then to hear them discuss they appreciate the other one thinks they are and together being on the same page is good.
9. Mo straight up tells the camera that she is ready to go to the Forgo Suite and get to know McHottie on a physical level. We see her whisper something in his ear along the lines of, “If you close that door right now, you will see what it means to be on the same page as me.”
10. McHottie suffers through another one of Mo’s death grips on the couch as he is trying to peel her off of him so he can run to the door, shut it and get lucky Italian style!
Nashville’s Date’s Top Ten List
1. I can’t tell you the last time I enjoyed a Ferris wheel that went less than one mile per hour.
2. There’s nothing like a good couples massage followed by a jovial dip in some magical Australian bathtub that forces one to be physically unable to submerge oneself in the water and giggle constantly at the fact that you are floating.
3. Enough with the pecking kisses.
4. Did Chris Harrison just say Nashville was a Kindy-garden teacher?
5. Kudos to the ABC intern for making sure every set of stairs in Vienna had candles on them. Nice work dude.
6. McHottie is sick of the fancy food and orders Bubba Gump shrimp to be flown in from Louisiana. The two eat in the Forgo Suite and talk about how much they have in common. ABC intern cries to the ABC Psychologist about how hard he has been working to make each date perfect with candles, roses and fine china…and no one appreciates him.
7. McHottie admits he has the best friendship connection with Nashville and gives her a BeFri necklace.
8. He asks about what she thinks of the other girls and is smitten like a kitten that she didn’t bad mouth Mo or Susan.
9. They make out UNLIKE brother and sister for about ten minutes. Lots of angles. Lots of coaching in the background we can’t hear. C’mon people…if we are going to make this look believable, we have to help the Tennessee folks out. Lift her up. Tilt your head to the right. To the right Travis…that’s your left. You’ve stepped out of lighting. Intern…go get Nashville a box to stand on. Quit crying. There’s no crying on the Bachelor.
10. My vote is that Nashville wins.
Susan’s Date’s Top Seven List Because I Can’t Think of Ten
1. Let’s climb a rock and sit on a log that was taken from a Dirty Dancing scene and talk about your motives. That sounds fun! Did you come here for exposure?
2. Cider wine….steaming…in a kettle. Where’s my bucket?
3. Let’s sit down with our vomit wine and talk again about your motives. What a date! Did you think that you receiving the first kiss was some sort of competition you won?
4. Here we go again with the peck kissing.
5. Let’s have dinner and talk about how you only say things that you think I want to hear. Sound good? Why do you always agree with me?
6. McHottie thanks Susan for her honesty and canned answers (ouch) and presents her with the Forgo Card, which she reads in her best baby talk.
7. McHottie and Susan get busy in the token hot tub. Unfortunately, Susan thinks she is solidifying their connection and is looking forward to having her next headshot taken with her rose she will be receiving.
Rose Ceremony Top Four List
1. Thank the Lord for Chris Harrison’s tie.
2. The word amazing was used nine times in the video messages.
3. Susan is an actress. She is emotional. In fact, she presented us with a buffet, if you will, of emotion during her trip back home in the limo. We saw shock. Anger. Denial. Laugher. A single tear. Multiple tears. A breakdown of tears. And we saw Susan dig down way deep and pull out something we were not expecting…
4. The “f” bomb. ABC had to bleep Susan on national TV for dropping the “f” bomb. Showtime…here she comes!
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I think I’m in disbelief. Seriously. 100K party…here I come! The hot wine and Dr Pepper is one me!
All about the shame, not the fame,
Lincee
Fabulous, as always.
First time I’ve ever watched the show since I started reading the recaps. Did anyone else notice how many times they said the word “pot” when they came up on the cider wine heating over a strategically placed fire? I swore for a minute that he even siad that some people like to drink pot until I realized he said they like to drink it hot. Weird.
Amazing recap, Lincee! It really solidifies the connection I have with you!
Happy to hear you had a great time in LA.
kamakaze birds…that one had me laughing out loud!
This was definetely worth the wait!
Why would you want to drink less DP? You might as well just succumb. It’s not like you’re drinking something gross like Diet Coke. As for the show, I think ABC needs to start paying you. Far too many people are watching just so they can keep up with your recaps. Can’t wait to see next week!
Ok, so I think that I might have worn my Tivo remote out last night when they were showing scenes from next weeks WTA episode trying to identify Lincee in the 2 seconds they showed the crowd. I don’t know why I had a hard time finding her??? I continually hit the pause, rewind and slow buttons over and over. I mean one would think that I could pick her out pretty easily being that I have seen her likeness in a 2 inch by 1 inch picture of her accompanied by a Wookie and a Ewock. I had no luck….. Did anyone???
Not much to comment on this episode that hasn’t already been stated by Lincee. “Pigeons can spot a nut job a mile away.”-Love it!
I am glad that Susan is gone though. If she wants to head out to LA and start her acting career, she didn’t help herself on her last Batchelor episode. Did anyone in America believe her being excited over the ropes exercise and climbing? Who gets that excited about anything??? She was freaking out. I think the only thing she really wanted to climb was Mt. Travis.
Only a couple of things that I picked up on-
1- When did Dr. Mc90210 get those sideburns kicking??? Have they been there all year. Hello Brandon, Hello Dylan.
2- Did anyone else notice the picture of Mowana on the sign outside the salon that Travis and Sarah went into for massages?????
3- I don’t think that it has been mentoned on here but I am going to go ahead and call out that Pink Elephant in the corner…. Is Mowana Taliban??? Was she sent her by Bin Laden to ruin the Bachelor?? She looks it and I definately wouldn’t get on a plane with her.
I guess now is when all of the “sightings” and all of the “my brother’s college roomate’s boss was flying out of the airport and saw Travis and (insert name).” I think that as of now we have Mowana being consoled about getting over Travis on MySpace.com and Sarah on dates and hooking up all over Nashville. I remember the buzz during the Aaron season and he was spotted all over Birmingham with Bama Brooke. Didn’t really work out for Brooke…. I am excited to hear about all of the sightings over the next 2 weeks.
Mad Ups! (learned that watching Chappell Show DVD’s this weekend, not sure what it means but sounds cool!) To my fellow Straight Guys/Lawyers!
I like the part at dinner you mention where Travis tells Susan that he hates it when people just agree with everything he says….and she agreed….that was the worst!
And Nashville Sarah has to win – no way can someone whose dates seem as exciting as watching paint dry stick around to the top 2 – gotta be the editing.
Great recap!
Did you notice that after Mowana referred to them being on the same page that then McH used the same phrase when talking to Susan!
Loved the *f* bomb! Tsk tsk – Doctor’s wives don’t talk like that!
I actually watched it last night for the first time — just so I could appreciate Lincee’s blog a little more. Was it just me, or did Dr. McHottie sound like a complete dork with his toasts? I’d have a hard time not laughing if I’d hear any of those in person. Thanks for the laughs today, Lincee — can’t wait for next week!
Too short, C’mon, Susan’s Croc tears at the end was sooo fake, it was so obvious that she wasn’t upset she lost him, but she was more upset she was off of the show, I loved how Doc would say something to Susan and she would agree and repeat right back to him what he just said, ie, he says “I hate people that agree with everything I say” she says “Oh yes, I hate that too, hate when people agree on everything” they musta did that 10 times last night Gag! Also, this dude just expounds on everything way to much, he needs to shut up once ina while, I mean every date he would blab about everything, shut up and just be on a date. UGH, I think Nashville is way to good for him, she has a heart of gold. I actually though Mo was a lot better last night, but I can’t get the Tramp Stamp on her back out of my head. She needs to get that removed!
I love you Lincee. You are my hero. You are better than TIVO, and much less expensive!
Did anyone notice that Susan’s first entrance was yet again on a bridge?! And I’m pretty sure they just roll the same audio reel over and over each episode. I’m so sick of the same words! Kudos to Susan for livening it up a bit with the bleeps!!
OMG the TRISTA clip was brutal! Her laugh (ha, ha, ha, ha) is so fake its totally lame! Great line about the wedding again, I cant believe they drug up that stupid thing, I dont care what people say Firestone is a cool dude, building a winery I mean c’mon, and he should picked Tina Fab, she was so hot last night, Gwen looked great too!
Great job.
Wanted a tiny weeny little teaser about the WTA show, just a little something, nothing too big, don’t want you to get in trouble, just a little insider info.
Suprised you made no comment about the ridiculous cheese episode with the many faces of Susan. First time you had fondu McH?
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bachelor that seemed so bored with the whole process. I can’t believe my beautiful McH is such a dud. I really don’t know how Chris Harrison is going to make the next rose ceremony the Most Dramatic Rose Ceremony Ever!!!
Straight Guy #3–
I so caught the picture of Mo on the board outside the salon. Way to catch the subliminal messages. Good job, Intern:)
KB
i thought for sure lincee would be all over the part of susan/mcdork’s date where she is blabbing on and on about whatever and he is still twisting the cheese fondue… but no worries, i had many laugh out loud moments at my desk a few minutes ago. so happy it’s tuesday!
Thank God Susan is gone. I was kinda shocked when he first picked Mo because I really wanted him to pick Sarah. He’s been so “smitten” (can’t bring myself to say the other rhyming part) with Susan from the beginning. I thought for sure he’d blown it and picked Susan over Sarah. But then, to the startled astonishment of my husband and children, I scretched loud cries of joy when Trav picked good ‘ol Sar instead. YAY!
Yep, my bet’s on Sarah too. Although, it would make for a legendary Bachelor upset if he picks Mo.
Side story – I was reading the message forums earlier and saw a post about Mo’s hair… Seriously, when she wears it up, WHY does the top part have to stand up a full 12 inches from the top of her head?!! In my family, we like to play a game called “Who am I.” (And I’m from Texas, so it’s not merely Who am I, it’s “Whom I” with a major Texas accent on the “I”.) We use random household items to help describe a person, like, someone who is trying to imitate Fred Savage’s character on Austin Powers would hold up a Dr. Pepper can to their chin and say, “Who am I?” Then, the rest of the family would die laughing trying to figure it out. We had the most fun playing it the other day – I totally stumped everyone (except my mom, who also watches The Bachelor) when I picked up a magazine and stood it up on my head…”Who am I?”
JenO
I thought I was the only one who bought mini dr peppers and drank all six in two days!! Awesome recap, Lincee
oh my gosh…cracking up at the pigeons.
the fact that you could only find 8 things instead of 10 for susan’s date was super funny to me as well. this thing puts me in such a good mood!
as freakin’ fake as susan is, i was still surprised he stuck with mo-wanna. does anyone else think she stole her hair style from JOAN JETT—”i love rock and roll, put another dime in the jukebox baby!”
can’t wait for the tell all
gig ‘em!
12:09pm…Yeah, Sarah definitely gave Susan a Na Nanny boo boo look after she came back with the rose. Suprising since she is supposed to be such a goody goody.
I only watch the show to read your recaps. Truly, madly, deeply.
I love it! Note to self…don’t drink water while reading this recap. I almost lost it all over my desk!! Thanks for making me laugh!
What about that UGLY get-up Moana had on at the Rose Ceremony??
Absolutely saw the na na na look Sarah gave Susan! Good for you Sarah!
Thanks, Lincee! I guess McHottie would be better with Sarah if they can at least talk. I still think the abc editors are pulling our legs though. I might vomit if he chooses Mo, and I just might stop spending 2 hours watching this show in the future!
Lincee, you are so funny and your recaps hit the nail right on the head. Can’t wait for next weeks version of the WTA. I think he had much more fun and connection with Nashville than Mowho?
You are so funny Lincee! And you are right about the pidgeons. They only go for the ones that are offering the nuts.
I can’t wait for you to expand on the WTA. I do agree though that Sara will be given the rose. It’s just the way he talks to her.
Great recap, as always! I think I am getting as bored with the show as Dr. McHottie! We need some action on these next ones to keep me awake! Lincee, will you tell Chris to move it back to the old time???
Unfortunately, I was trying watch the boring gong-show we otherwise know as the bachelor and work at the same time. Thanks to you Lincee, i am all caught up. I basically listened to the bachelor last night while working but would MUCH rather watch it on mute!! oh well.
Lincee, you bring a smile to my face on this terrible & commercialized day! It’s not a holiday, but that’s a differnt blog!
My only original thoughts?
1)Lincee – watching all the old bachelors reminded me of all the “bless her heart”s and all of your funny comments from all your old emails! You rock homey!
2) Chris is so sensitive…at the very end after McBlah had delivered his roses, Chris said in the most sarcastic voice “Susan…sorry”.. chris is so comforting….SIIIIIIKE!!!
3) is it a sign that Susan didn’t care about McBlah in the limo ride, she wasn’t even upset and even laughed later at his “professional” answer for her dumping! LOVE IT! she’s a tart (negative brittish comment)! I would pick her to totally show up at Sara & Mowanna’s home town dates with McBlah to interrupt(circa Bench-riding Jesse)!!!!
4) I love the final clips of the WTA episode when Tara says basically she’s got nothing, but she can drink! Rock on!
SG#3, climbing mount travis! Love it!
Mad ups to the Straight guys, BFF and Lincee!
Did we get a brief glimpse of another spill her heart, confessional video message from Mo during the previews for the most dramatic final rose ceremony ever? I heard a quaver in her voice….
And, c’mon, when our old season friends were asked their take on Dr T, did anyone get even a little creepy feeling when Trish, the Jesse episodes, got a glint in her eye and said how much she likes the good Dr? I bet if she could’ve, she would’ve, crashed the last dates.
We were just wondering if Straight Lawyer John happens to work in Atlanta?? You sound very familiar!!
Oh yes SG#1! That was a classic, Tara’s line.
Let me start by saying Lincee was the star of the WTA. When I gave her a shout out she had many fans go up and talk to her. It was odd she rolled in a keg of DP and a box of pringles for the show. You wont see her in last nights promos because that audience was from last season. Lincee did get the prime spot sitting right behind the queen Mrs. Harrison, yes Lincee has now met the parents. Also I’m counting on her to go see “Date Movie” this weekend and rate my performance and the Bachelor rose ceremony scene. I saw the movie last night and it was the most Dramatic Movie Rose Ceremony Ever! Glad you made it out to La La land and keep up the good work… 100k… Damn!
How come Kassi has a picture up of herself? I think this bachelor is destined for the other category…as in the category of bachelors who made the wrong decision!
and what’s with the straight guys writing books for comments…I think they’re trying to steal Lincee’s thunder
Loved it, as always…Lincee, you friggin’ rock…I’m starting to grow concerned about the withdrawal that I’m going to be suffering from when this ride is over…I’m gonna need a Lincee patch or something…the bachelor/Lincee combo is the true source of joy for me at the beginning of the week…do they make a pill for post Lincee depression? Maybe you could recap Grey’s Anatomy in the offseason? Just a thought…
Wait a minute–what about the 2 brilliant observations McHottie made last night? “Ultimately, a kiss is between two people.” Uh, you think?
And–”The hardest part of a relationship is when you have to break up.” Really?
Hilarious…can’t wait for next week when you steal the show!!!!
The look on Susan’s face when he called out Sarah’s name said it all…She had totally given it up to the Doctor. And was shocked that she hadn’t been picked. Classic.
Way to go Lincee!! Funny yet again.
Anonymous at 12:21 –
I also loved the witty banter about Basilica San Marco. I found it especially amusing that Mo’s family slammed McHottie about religion, yet Mo knows NOTHING about one of the most famous churches in the world?
Even if Mo isn’t a regular church attendee, does the phrase Piazza San Marco not give it away? Come on people!!!
Why would they put a picture of Mowana on the board in a different country? I am confused.
Lincee –
Your recap is “awesome”. I love the “connection” you have with the straight guys. Your humor has “limitless boundries”. And your writing style isn’t “formal” at all – which we have now learned is the kiss of death.
Mowanna – UGH. I’m sorry – being attacked by a bunch of pigeons (aka – rats w/wings) is not my idea of romance. She looked like an alien in for the kill the way she was squeezing the breath out of McH during their make out session.
Nashville – Totally the winner. Editing has you thinking Mowanna – so it’s got to be her. C’mon BFF Chris – make us believers. If it’s not Nashville it will truly be the “most shocking rose ceremony ever”.
Susan – Classy with a K. You kiss your mother w/that mouth???
Can’t wait till the WTA and to hear your recap once the gag order has been lifted.
Thanks so much for the laughs!
1:08…
Has someone been reading reality steve? Isn’t it wrong to copy someone elses material?
How about this one:
Dr: I love it when people disagree with me.
Susan: Exactly, me too.
I mean I love it when people disagree, I mean they shouldn’t always agree, ya know? I mean, I don’t agree with you, ya know? I hate it when people just say what you want to hear, ya know.
Dr: Yeah.
Susan: Me too.
Stop it! I’m so glad she’s gone. And I still don’t think we saw the “real” Susan in the limo. Acting, my friends.
And I picked up on Pachabel’s Canon in D also. Isn’t that big in “weddings”?
Lincee, great as always. A few things I noticed.
1.) Did anyone else see Dr Stork take a swing at one of the pigeons? I mean a full scale right hook. Thank God he didnt land it or the intern could have had a mess on his hands.
2.) Dr Stork’s expression while Susan was pouring her heart out and he is trying to scoop the cheese up with the breadstick. Classic. He was paying ZERO attention to her.
3.) Did Susan throw out the “L” word because she felt like her back was against the wall? Looked like it to me. I mean, she spent the whole date defending herslf and then drops that bomb on him?
When Trav and most boring ex teacher ever walked into get their massages and float side by side there was a picture outside of the salon that looked exactly like Mohawka.
1:20
Steve, is that you?
Did anyone notice that they bleeped out Susan saying “BS?” She didn’t even say the words. She actually said the letters “B.S.” and it got edited.
Thanks Lincee… always a pleasure!
boston…
no one is trying to steal anyone’s thunder. people have a picture because they are a registered blogspot.user with their own blog. other people have posted with pictures on other weeks.
we should all put up pictures so we can see who is talking.
anony
Lincee, you’re hilarious as always! no need to mention the fondue fiasco, we all saw it and laughed our butts off (but I’m sure that made the ABC intern cry too. . stunt gone bad). Dr. T’s “GULP” after Susan’s fake confessions of love was priceless! Guess we need to give a shout out to the editors as well! Nice to see that Chris and Dr. T “got the memo” and wore the same colors last night! Chris, thanks for taking care of our girl in LA LA. . a well deserved trip! Can’t wait til next week!!
Has anyone seen the pics from Dr. McHottie before the ABC Stylists got a hold of him? i have them on email somewhere..from supposedly 6 months before taping started. Let’s just say it was Fabio-esque and you will all grab a bucket. How can i post it on here???
Did no one notice the huge, gigantic, monstrous gulp Mc Hottie took when Susan told him she loved him? It was beyond audible. That and along with the look of sure horror was way, way, way beyond priceless.
I want to rally for another Bachelorette season, cause the women seem to do a much better job picking! What about Brooke or Kelly Jo…I miss those girls.
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Work on that Host Chris
And did anyone notice last night on the flashbacks Bachelor Bob was not shown…hmm maybe because he turned out to be a slimeball.
First I would like to say that Ryan needs to feed Trista a sandwich for real. Girl looked extremely gaunt. Please top off with some chocolate cake. Thanks.
Next, Did you notice all of the “Liar Signs” that Susan was pulling out on thier date? Before she even would speak a word she would pause and look down. Isn’t that a classic liar sign. Honey the cue cards are on the right of the camera. Next time you audition remeber one thing – eye contact. TIA.
Mohawka!! That is THE BEST name for her yet. It encapsulates her nature so well. Thank you, Anonymous 1:23!! And thank you, Lincee!
#9 The look on McHottie’s Face when Susan scriptedly said “I’m falling in love with you”. How awkward!! Then he said “Thank you”! That’s the worst!
How cool is it to think that 100,000 peeps are sitting at their desks just waiting to read your re-cap?!? That’s awesome! I check the sight like every hour and then when it comes up yell down the hall to all the girls at work. We love it!!
I also have the pic’s from 6 months before they started taping. You will die! Travis looks like surfer dude and has long curly hair. It will freak you out! How do I put them on here???
Did anyone catch that Susan said that she acted PROFESSIONAL toward McHottie when she was dicarded into the limo? PROFESSIONAL–did she mistake him for a casting director and mistake the hot tob for the casting couch?
I loved the gulp!! You could see his adam’s apple bobbing away. Does anyone else notice that when one of the girls pins Trav down long enough to force her tongue in his mouth the producers play the same kiss over and over from diff angles so it looks like a 10 minute make out session
Can anyone else see Travis picking Sarah…but then Sarah has the common sense to tell the dud, no thanks? That would definetaly be the most dramatic rose ceremony ever!
I will have to give Mowana credit… It is somewhat refreshing to hear, after all these years of Bachelor, a woman who has an eloquent vocabulary. Instead of every other word being “like”, “ya-know”, “totally”, or “amazing”… Mowana actually throws some 20pt. Scrabble words every now and then…. to bad she’s a stalker!
Lincee tickles my funnybone once again with her best recap yet! Wowza. But, does it say something that I laughed harder and identified more with the remark about Dr. Pepper from the small cans than I did once more following the course of last night’s episode? If they had just dispensed with the episode and instead had a dramatic reading of Lincee’s recap, it would have been so much better.
Oh, Lincee, you are so amazing! I feel we have a connection.
While I was certainly not particularly enamored of any of the remaining women, and even less impressed with Dr. McDoofus, (o.k., he did make it through med school, and I was so bad at organic chem I went to fly airplanes and then to law school instead, at least he did that), I was stunned to see that he remembered NOTHING from his psychology and psychiatry courses and hospital psych unit rotations. I was screaming at the TV: “DON’T YOU REMEMBER CHICKS LIKE MOWANA THE MELTDOWN QUEEN COMING IN IN RESTRAINTS AFTER THEY’D HACKED A BOYFRIEND TO DEATH WITH A BREADKNIFE, YOU IDIOT??!!” He kept Mowana? Help! Help!
O.K., so Hot Susan has an agenda. So what if she’s a bad actress? Do we care if she’s insincere? No, we straight guys do not care because she is HOT and we do not think she is a bipolar episode assault case waiting to happen.
O.K., so Tennesse is just there, much in the manner of a can of chicken noodle soup. Most everyone at least can like chicken noodle soup a little, and it’s hard to say anything bad about it, and they sell a lot of it, and it goes good with a grilled cheese sandwich, but it’s so BLAND, and so, well, uninspiring. You might like chicken noodle soup, but you would not pick it for your last meal, would you? (yes ladies, if we straight guys pick you as The One, and especially for marriage, then we are agreeing that you are our girlfriend equivalent of our last meal-we shall never again trifle with another, we shall be with you, and only you, day after day, month after month and year after year, until we are dead). There is nothing to gripe at about Tennessee, nothing to hate, nothing to warn about (except that she might look like her mother in fifteen more years-yikes!). It’s just that there is no “there” there.
And so, my thinking was “Do her. Do Hot Susan for one more date to get her out of your system and then choose chicken noodle soup girl.” Bland with little chemistry, but it sells well in America, and as time goes by your serving will get bigger and bigger, again following America’s preference. At least you know what you’re gonna get.
As an Air Force special operations pilot in the 1970’s, I learned that it was possible to live a long time despite making some mistakes, as long as you never made the hazardous, bold pick which could kill you or result in serious bodily injury if you were wrong. This category of bad choice includes the possibility of BRAIN DAMAGE, which is exactly what might happen, and probably will happen, if you pick Mowana. To a pilot, Mowana is the girlfriend equivalent of flying right into a thunderstorm.
So, the choice for Dr. McDoofus was between:
A. Very HOT, but shallow and with an agenda,
B. Very BLAND, but wholesome and alarmingly nonobejectionable, or
C. Psycho Bitch
Help me here. How do I stick with an idiot who chooses C, even if the ABC fix was in and the choice at least carried with it another week of life or death behind closed doors suspense?
I am forever cured of this fool and his unfathomable attraction to ethnic looking psycho chicks with big noses and California mohawk hairstyles.
We love Lincee, yes we do, and will tune in to see WTA and extol Lincee’s greatness. But, “adieu” (the opposite of bon jour), good Doctor, you are not the kind of guy we hoist a beer with, if for no other reason than we do not to sit next to your dangerous, psycho girlfriend.
Bidding The Bachelor farewell until another season, I remain,
Respectfully,
Straight Lawyer John
“wet dish rag” gives McHottie too much credit – - if it wasn’t for Lincee, I wouldn’t even be watching this show anymore! But now, while I’m watching, I hear myself laughing and I think, “Oh, I wonder what she’s gonna say about THAT one . . . “
ha ha!
Oh, and by the way, did anyone else think that McHottie and Susan looked awfully “formal” when she was straddling him in the hot tub, making out with him? I’m sure ‘formal’ was really the word going through his mind during their tongue-wrestling fest.
She just felt used when he didn’t give her a rose . . . all that tongue wagging (ahem) didn’t get her very far, now did it? Let that be ‘casting couch’ lesson #1 for you, Susan. Now, you can move to LA . . .
Ok question. I know they (producers) want you to think that they are sleeping together on their super romantic over night dates, especially with all of the camera shots focusing on the beds in each hotel. Plus Nashville’s comment “Oh, the bed.” Nice one. But do you think they really sleep together? Any of them? All of them? None of them? Just wanting your thoughts!
Seriously, that indigo dress Nashville had on…did Spanx pay her to wear their product just so…so we could all see she had them on? IN-DI-GO-HOME!!!
Funny Funny Stuff! can’t wait for next week Lincee….are you married? If not, you should totally be the next bachelorette?? FUN!!! You would be so funny!!
Ok I am disappointed, last night was the first time I watched after a co-worker tuned me into this site. I have to say that I am disappointed you did not mention anything about the L bomb that susan dropped. I thought that McH’s expression was priceless.
In the real world, if you typically like someone and enjoy their company, you are able to look that person in the eye and be sincere. Susan, in every episode, was constantly looking away from Travis, as if she were checking the cameras and who was “watching” her. Came off extremely shallow and insincere in my opinion.
WAIT – how could no one have noticed the Eddie Munster hair Travis had? I couldn”t even focus on anything he said because I kept staring at that hair in the middle of his forehead!
So, will someone answer the sleeping with question or what? Are they getting it on like donkey kong or not?
props to the ABC intern for suggesting that Nashville should get her hair professionally done for the final rose ceremony. Someone got a hold of her fro with a serious Chi straightener. Also, could Nashville have looked ANY more awkward during the rose ceremony, her arms were in perfect 45 degree angles and the purple dress had to have been a joke.
How do I, as a seventh grade teacher, explain to my students why I am drawn to my computer screen every Tuesday afternoon? There is only one answer and it ryhmes with wincee….. It’s worth it and the office secretary agrees with me! Great recap! Thanks a bunch!
Awesome recap!
I was yelling at the TV last night, waiting for McBlah (very funny SG#1) to pick Sarah, and swore if he picked Crazy Susan I would forgo the rest of this crazy show. But, alas, I am sucked back in, rooting for our fellow kindy teacher and anxious for the scoop next week.
Chris H. you are such a hottie, thanks for wearing a better tie last night, thanks for posting, and thanks for keeping it real for us. Work your magic and get our Lincee to be a house spy for the next season.
Oh, and did ya’ll see Trish’s white eye shadow? I mean, REALLY, what was she thinking with that look??? Seriously!
Lincee, totally second someone else’s suggestion that you should recap Grey’s on the off-season!! I would give a shout out to that smart person, but I am so lost scrolling up and down all these comments looking for that post…plus, the children need to eat.
PS Hook ‘em!
(and to “Stinky from Ark” from last week, you replied back to my “Go Horns” comment and said, “you mean hook ‘em horns”…fyi-every UT game I’ve been to for the last 10 years, we yell Go Horns a thousand times, so that is what I meant when I said it).
Just sayin-not bitter-seriously.
I agree about telling someone you are falling in love with them and then they tell you “thank you”….hasn’t she read that book “he’s just not that into you.” Yep, then she just had to say it again on the video message. I totally think she said that because she thought she was about to be cut and thought that would save her.
Last thought, did anyone notice how Sarah was hovering over Trav in the hot tub while kissing….nice.
2:12-
“Mowana actually throws some 20pt. Scrabble words every now and then…. to bad she’s a stalker!” hilarious!!
For all of you TIVOers out there, did no one else see that while Travis and Susan were sipping on their cider wine and he was asking her if she was real that she looked at her hand like she was reading a line off of it? I promise I am not crazy, my roommate was there to verify, and we rewound it about a hundred times to really make sure. If you still have it saved, go back and watch.
And I’m so glad that someone finally commented on the Dr’s awful hair the whole episode. I actually did call him Eddie Munster at some point.
And to answer the bedroom question, I’m not so sure about the remaining two, but Susan definitely gave it up to the good doctor. That is the only way to explain her comment in the limo “Whoever gets him is sooooo lucky”. You might have missed it in between all the bleeps.
Great recap, especially Mowana’s Top Ten list…looking forward to next week already!
Fellow H-town gal
2:54 I think some do and some don’t. Example: Susan strattling (sp?) T in the hot tub. Things had to have been touching in there, if you know what I mean. I don’t think other two did. ABC wants you to think he did with Mo, but I don’t think they did. I think others have in Bachelor(ette) history, hence why some girls are soooooo pissed and shocked that they got to the boot. I mean hello, I slept with you!
last night while watching with my “bachelor supper club”, one of the girls asked if we had seen “lincee’s website”. we had all been talking about what we thought you would say in your recap about last nights show. little did we know we’d missed almost a whole season of recaps. I’ve been “in the loop” since the recaps of Andrew Firestone. I must say that i am SO excited to know that you are “back”! we’ve all missed you in birmingham, alabama. i love the recaps. i’m passing them on to all my friends. you are awesome!!! sarah BETTER win or travis is an idiot! can’t wait to see you on the women tell all!
Lincee,
Your the reason I watch the show!
Show them how its done in Htown.
I can’t believe all you people that would root for a sexless prude like Sarah. The knock-your-socks-off ending would be for Doctor-Doctor to choose no one.
Note: Lincee will not take Grey’s on b/c the show is phenomenal and doesn’t measure up in the “suck” category as the Bach/Bach’ette series do…Just my .02 cents.
I personally love Sarah from Nashville, but did anyone else find it amusing how when Travis suggests they take their food up to the fantasy suite, she acts incredulous and amazed by the suggestion, calling it “THE BEST idea EVER!”, as if she didn’t know the ABC proposition would be part of the evening?!
Call me sleezy, but I too have often wondered what went on behind those closed doors with no cameras…how much vino is offered, do they ever “sleep” in their bed? The things you can think.
How about the very awkward kiss between the floating bodies in the hot tub? The embarrassment meter was maxed out…
lol anonomous 3:18!!!!!!!!! Yes I noticed! hilarious!
Okay, I have been sitting here in the library/computer lab at school with BOTH hands over my mouth trying to not make a spectacle of myself by cackling. I was only mildly successful, because I still looked pretty stupid, not to mention those awful muffled squeaky noises that managed to get out. LOVE the lists!
And Straight Guy #3, you made me laugh again with your “Hello Brandon, hello Dylan.” Hysterical.
Host Chris made me laugh too, with the DP and Pringles comment.
Thanks!
Did you get divorced? No mention about your husband this year.
Kush and Sara’s brand new boobs –Lincee, Lincee, lincee you could you miss this, I bet she is PREGNANT. That’s why the camera cut her off at the hooters. Plus, of course, their ginormousness.
There were no, count them, zero sideways shots of Sara, a couple of her front on in baggy clothes, looking’ expecting, and the one full body shot where she’s getting into her car to go to her new brand new job as a labor & delivery nurse (how convenient is THAT?) in L.A. wearing scrubs — she looks like she’s sportin’ a belly, definitely.
The GULP when soap trash told McH that she was in love with him was my all time fave! I hit rewind twice. I’m pretty sure ABC dubbed in the GULPing noise. But his adams apple did do a dance and it looked like it took his breath away(but not in a good way). He even blinked HARD.
I also noticed that the entire time McH and TN were making out they were both smiling. Through every kiss they had big grins.
Is anyone else extremely relieved Susan is off? Her mother caught her so good on the last episode (seriously-you cannot lie to your mother-she knows), and I think the reaosn she got so pissed in the limo is that SHE GOT CAUGHT. Sure, she was gorgeous, but WOW, what a liar! Maybe she will actually get some acting jobs now. Or maybe be the next Bachelorette.
Oh! In soap trash’s ride home, she said that she acted completely “professional”. She really WAS treating this like a job interview wasn’t she? I mean who acts “professionally” on a date?? Mature, sophisticated, sexy, intriguing, funny maybe but professional?
I have a feeling that Stork used the word “professional” in place of something else.
Susan, Passions called and they are looking to fill a new part called “Girl in the back of the restaurant.” Maybe you can check in on that dude from Real World who’s on there.
anonymous at 3:28pm – Nosy, much? Mind your own damn business.
You are “amazing” Lincee… Thanks for the Tuesday laughs! Did anyone else think it was weird that Mowana hadn’t heard of church San Marco but yet spoke fluent italian?
The pictures of Travis before filming are great!! He looks like a mountain man/granola guy! The long hair is sooo not him – ABC intern did a good job – you think he’s a stylist as well?? Maybe that explains MOHAWKA – what a great name!!
Now girls, let’s all simmer down here – we are all friends who obviously have one big thing in common – this site! But in annon. 3:28’s defense, in Lincee’s past updates (before the massive blog) she did talk about her husband… his name was Chris, because she would say Husband Chris, and Host Chris… if i remember correctly
Oh my God… Matthew McConaughey is so frigging HOT!!!
And husband Chris is not in the pix so as someone who feels they have gotten to know Lincee over the past years, I also am curious as to what happened. We support her no matter what.
Lincee, be very afraid. I think your #1 fan is a stalker and when she/he sees you on the show will never leave you alone!
Lincee married recurring questions….. I have noticed that people won’t let this issue die. Maybe you haven’t keep up with the blog this season and I can understand that, but she keeps getting asked the question and she keeps not addressing it. I would assume that meant that she didn’t want to discuss it. I sort of picked up on it when he emails came this year from Lincee Ray and they came from Lincee Moore in the past. I would think that if I was recently divorced- I wouldn’t want to talk about it. I have never been divorced and pray everynight that I will never be divorced, but I imagine that it is a pretty hard thing to go through. Lets ease up on that subject if you get my drift in Lincee’s best interest.
Right on Straight Guy #3
Question for Lincee(and it’s better than the “Are you divorced?” question, I promise!): To your knowledge, have any of the desperate contestants/former desperate contestants from the Bachelor/Bachelorette ever entered into the discussion boards or contacted you personally?
Liz from Texas
I think Mowana was totally faking the “what church?” bit. She was baiting him. Just trying to get the Doc to be extra impressed when she her water “non frizzante.” Even if you don’t know the name of the church, the Piazza San Marco and/or church are on every diamond commercial ever made! She acted like she had never seen or heard of anything like it. Whatever. Plus, fluent Italian???? And with a good accent??? I think she studied in Italy for at least two semesters. I managed one and could barely order dinner.
So Lincee can be judgmental of all these people she doesn’t know, but now that she’s semi-famous with 100,000 posts she should still be off limits.
Doth smell of hypocrisy, but thanks for making it clear that the answer is yes by pointing out the name change.
Praise the Lord, Susan has left the building!!!(until the WTA at least…ugh.)
Possible career moves for Susan after her plan of launching her “actress” career failed at The Bachelor.
1. Sign up to audition for Passions, The Young and the Restless or Days of Our Lives. She would so fit in. Yes, they loooveee those fake tears and the cussing, oh baby, curse away…they love the drama.
2. Go back to Overland Park, KS get back together with her ex-fiance and go back to her financial associate job. On a second note, I would SO NOT let this girl handle my finances…for some strange reason, she doesn’t seem very bright.
3. Sign up for America’s Next Top Model. Why? well…. she’s can’t model, she has no personality, she loves the drama and she gets overlly excited about such things as “rock climbing”. That’s right up your alley girl!
4. Sign up for the “Miss Kansas” beauty pageant. She would get an A+ in the swimsuit competition, the talent show and the interview section. Hahahaha….yeah right.
1:20pm
Had to laugh at this one…I have never been to Reality Steve’s website until I read your comment about copying someone else’s material. Is it still considered copying if you had never heard or read anything about reality steve before?
Last night I got home late from watching my beloved OSU Cowboys lose to the dreaded Jayhawks and I had to fast forward through some of the show, so that I would have some idea of what had happened so I could enjoy Lincee’s comments. After reading all the comments today, I am going to go home and take about 4 hours to watch the show, so that I can be sure and see all the nuances that everyone picked up on!
I really enjoy everyone’s funny comments. Thanks for contributing!
Lincee, you are hilarious!
Chris H., you are funny too. I always have liked listening to your comments, even on the radio show in OKC. You can laugh at yourself, which is a great talent. Bill Teegins would be proud of you!
Please leave Lindsee alone. If you scare her off and Tuesday recaps go away, I’ll be forced to track down Mo, with her flock of pigeons and her boiling rabbit to score some Lexapro to thwart off my depression.
McHottie’s toasts…..not good…please someone send him “Toasts for Dummies”
And did anyone catch Pachebel Cannon (sp?) playing in the background on Mo and McH’s date?
Finally, Lincee, good idea for not putting a big pic up!
Lincee, your recaps are sooo funny! I just crack up every Tuesday!!
I was a little disappointed though that you didn’t mention Nashville’s horrid yellow sweater. It was some mustard-y snot-yellow color. Where do you even find something like that??
Thanks for the laughs!
As long as Nashville continues to wear a spring colored dress, she’ll win
Great recaps…you should recap Wife Swap…I caught the end last night and what a JOKE!
Lincee you never let me down, seriously!! From pigeons after the “nut” to floating in a weird tub of magic water giggling all the while. . .you didn’t miss a beat (ok maybe you missed the cheese trick but that could have been because your bucket was blocking your view).
Chis H. I’ve missed you. Been busy with those hungry kiddos?? Glad you are back and look forward to your whitty banter next week!!
Better tie–for real!!
Shout out to Anonymous 2:54–The Eddie Munster comment was so right on. It made me giggle.
Has anyone noticed how Susan cannot make eye contact with Travis at any point when she talks to him. It’s pretty sad that it took him this long to realize that she was in this for herself
to anonymous 4:29
OUCH!
What did I ever do or say to make you say such a heinous thing?
It’s called encouragement and support you freak. So chill.
BTW, your recap today was brilliant as usual Lincee. Thanks for the laughs. Keep up the hilarity. You are the best!
“somebody don’t think so, somebody knows so”
I’m suprised there was no comment about Mowana’s pants outfit at the rose ceremony. Also, the cheese incident with Susan, no wonder she got kicked off, he paid more attention to the cheese than her going on and on about who knows what!
This world is negative enough… if you dont like this blog- please dont read it! If you can’t tear yourself away like some of us then please keep your negative crap-ola to yourself there are plenty of websites where folks will buy into and feed on what ever your beef is today.
Lincee- dont care if you are married, single, divorced, gay, straight, crosseyed or three headed- you MAKE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD and that is a GIFT! Keep it up- you rock! As for missy composure dropping the “F-Bomb” I almost fell out of my seat!!! It was great!
Does anyone else think McHottie is a total toolbox?
Oh and I though Kush and Sarah were the cutest things ever!
Can’t wait to see you on next weeks show. Thanks for the laughs!!!
Lincee – what are you wearing in the Girls tell all episode so we can look for you? Are you on the front row? I CAN NOT WAIT TO HEAR!
Straight lawyer John – ok, we get it, you were a pilot and now you’re a lawyer (what happens to your billable hours during Bachelor season?). I’m thinking you’re getting a wee bit carried away with your wit… and perhaps now competing with Lincee for our laughs/attention??? Liked you better before……
OUCH….I had to make my first post to say, I think Straight Lawyer adds a lot to the blog. I’m glad he adds his perspective.
I think you are great Straight Lawyer John!!! Keep it up!!!
Dear Straight Lawyer John,
Do you practice law in Collin County (Dallas area)??
If I need a divorce, need to contest a will, get thrown in the clink, need to sue someone for something, or need to move all my $$ back into the country (yeah, I wish)I will be looking for you to represent. I am thinking we can hang in your cool office and drink gin and tonic and discuss my case. Thanks in advance for winning my case!!
This is actually the first Bachelor and Bachelorette show that I don’t really care who wins.
Nashville – I don’t really think that she would even be in the picture if she wasn’t from Nashville. If she was from Wyoming or somewhere else, she would of been gone the first episode.
Mo- She’s crazy. What is he thinking.
As much as I don’t care who wins, I can’t pry myself away from the tv b/c I can’t wait to see what’s happening.
Straight guy #3…RIGHT ON, DUDE! The sideburns are a true mystery….maybe they thought he looked to “soft” so the network wanted to “man him up” with the burns? And where IS Mo from….anyone, anyone?
This is the funniest part of the show and i am sooo addicted! I am glad we are on the same page!
Sometimes I read these and I seriously can not think of anything to say because you always deliver. Thanks for the laughs, can’t wait to read about the WTA! Do not leave out a single details pretty please!
Lincee:
Forget the hot wine. The first time I visited Texas, I was introduced to hot Dublin Dr. Pepper with a slice of lemon…
7:40 Anonymous said…
“somebody don’t think so, somebody knooooooows soooo”
LOL LOL LOL! Our hottie hunk Matthew got up to show Oprah the dance he does with the team, and yet he just gets up and struts his stuff while singing this random song
. I couldn’t stop laughing then, thank you for reminding me! He may not always act like the sharpest tool in the shed, but his abs make up for it.
And, Straight Lawyer John, I enjoy your wit, even if you prefer Hot Susan over Chicken Noodle soup…we all have our opinions, thanks for sharing.
I really don’t think it’s anyone’s business whether or not Lincee is still married or not.
HOWEVER…if you aren’t, Lincee, you would make the PERFECT Bachelorette for Season 12! Chris H, pull some strings here!
Awesome recap, thanks again!
2 comments.
(1) I’m a “Doctor’s Wife” and I curse like a sailor, as do most of the “Doctor’s Wives” (and Hubbies) that I know, Susan would fit right in with us…. of course none of us are nearly as pretty as her, but that’s okay
and
(2) Mowana and Italian… which of her personalities was that? And does another speak French? That aside, I really liked her in this episode… maybe I’m going nuts.
It’s worth watching the show just so I can appreciate your comments. I’d put up with another Bachelor just to hear what you have to say. Thanks!
11:15-I know who you are!! Sailor cursing doctor’s wife-too funny!!! Although, why are you up so late! Don’t you need to be resting?
Stroller pushin mom again…. Absolutely just pulled out of a deep fog that only two+ weeks of stomach virus between stroller pushees can invoke. Put my pushees to bed and shuffled to the computer. Back of my nose is sore from trying to hold in my laughter only to push it through my nose. REPEATEDLY. Once I thought it was getting better I read recaps. Mohawka 1:23 your killin me! Even your fans are getting funnier. Lincee you’re an inspiration. You pulled me out of a funk with out meds (tom cruise would be thrilled) and you have inspired the creative writing comic in so many. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. What am I going to do when its over? Please dont say it involves fesh air, exercise and no recaps. Thanks again for the laughs Lincee and fans!
hello from a soccer/double stroller pushing mom in h-town…i have 3 kiddos!! really enjoy reading this and laughing with all of you. i wish i would have known about before this season! i look forward to a few minutes of escape each week. fyi…it has taken me 15 minutes to type this b/c i have a baby pulling up on me hitting me with his bottle and a two year old begging me to punch out her paper dolls…which i, oh, so lovingly did! my 5 year old is at school…or we would be having a tug-of -war over the computer! all that to say, thanks for the laughs, lincee and everyone else! i ONLY watch the show so i can know what is going on when i read your recap. this is too funny and it is worth sitting through several hours craziness just to get a good giggle! congrats on being able to go to wta! how AWESOME! take care everyone…and looking forward to next week.
Hey Chris Harrison! Lincee should be the next Bachelorette!
What about the great “gulp” sound from the good Dr. when Susan told him she was falling for him!?!?!
HA HA HA
I am so glad someone FINALLY commented on how cute Sarah and Kush were. I loved seeing them together and their sarcasm was great!! I think the first part of the show was probably the best part, the rest was a little bland, kinda like chicken noodle soup
!!
On another note…
Ok seriously, what is up w/the negativity here??? Why can’t people just come here and not be so petty and pick on people and their comments?? Are you that miserable in your life that you have to be so crappy towards others — get over yourself!!
And for the last time, would people PLEASE stop asking about Lincee’s personal life??? Obviously she hasn’t answered the question, so hello people, get a friggin clue!!! Leave it alone already.
Can’t we just all get along??
What up people, long time reader, first time poster. I agree with anonymous 8:52. Ease up Straight Lawyer John. Keep your posts to less than 1000 words per post. Do you bill the hours you spend on this thing to some poor individual?
And yes, Susan is hot. But “hot” goes away and then you are just left with annoying and fake…
LEAVE LAWYER JOHN ALONE PEOPLE! For CRYIN out loud. Of ALL the people to rip on, he’s not one of em. Everyone, get over yourself and just read the frickin blog, laugh and have a good time. LOVED LOVED LOVED the chicken noodle soup analogy, left me wondering what kind of soup I am!
came across this-
http://www.seattlegracenews.blogspot.com for all the Grey’s Fans. Not as funny as Lincee’s and very new…I don’t think anyone could be as funny as Lincee. Her recaps are the best ever.
4:48pm…
Not sure if you’re the first or second anonymous from 1:08…I was refering to the second post. Just sounded VERY familiar…as if “someone” else may have written it…*wink*.
I do have a pet peeve about posting. It would be nice if everyone could read the previous posts before posting the same thing that has been posting 47 times already. Sorry. I’m 8 months prego and quite hormonal.
I do have a question: how many people have posted something as anonymous and then replied to themselves as anonymous and said how right you were! I just thought of that and thought it would be funny! No ideas though, kids.
10:28
You are so right!
Ok, I just HAD to do that.
I disagree Lincee. I think Mowana has got to win. When I see him kiss Nashville its like he’s kissing his sister. Did you notice how when they kiss he’s half smiling? No romance there -she’s too cold. Even though I would have picked anyone over Mo, I think she’ll be the one. Bottom line though: I’m not as invested in this one – I don’t care who wins. -John L. Abilene, TX
10:28/10:29,
Soooo funny! And, I agree, Oh and did you notice that Susan agreed with everything Travis said? I bet you didn’t catch that.
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Dear John L.,
But, don’t you remember kissing that special someone and half smiling because you are thinking to yourself “Wow, this is awesome, how could I be so lucky, I want more?”
I think the smiling is a true sign they have chemistry…ABC is just editing out the other good stuff.
Wow, Straight Lawyer John 2:12 p.m., had no idea you were so shallow!
I found myself rooting for Sarah to kiss him from the beginning of the date. I was sitting on the edge of the couch thinking “Kiss him FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!” Then when she finally did it was so uncomfortable I had to leave the room.
And did anyone notice that Travis never referred to the other dates as just dates? Even in casual conversation he kept referring to them as “exotic dates.” He must have said it 50 times…
Lincee- How can I email you? I have picts of the bachelor taken six month before taping. Long hair but still McHottie?
Lincee- Side note about the pictures. They were sent by travis himself to someone, his email is at the bottom of the page!
Should we send your blog?
YES! Send the blog to Travis. That would be funny!
I agree with Anonymous 10:28. Please read the other posts before posting.
Anonymous 11:30, the pictures have been mentioned about 7 times already.
A few things from the rockies. (sorry to “copy” the list format, no intentions to undermine the great Lincee)
1. I took French in HS and 10 years later (omg, has it been that long!) could still ask directions, order food etc in France. Mohawka (love that, btw) is not that impressive with her minor Italian cameo.
We know you have book smarts Dr. McHottie. Why? Seriously!
2. Agree with all who have implied to keep it positive and kind with eachother.
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3. Go Sarah Nashville – I think we have lots of creative editing here that will magically be revealed druing the last episode!
3. Rock Chalk Jayhawk! We are finally ranked!! Did have to choose Bach over the KU/OSU game the other night which was hard – thank god for TiVo!
THANK YOU LINCEE!! Can’t wait for the WTA episode
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oh, apparently I’m retarded. Should be 1 – 4 not 1 – 3 twice. Should have used that preview button!!
OK. Lawyer you keep it up! Love the boys and the pregos on here! Ya’ll are the best! Reading new comments – too funny! Someone remind me why we call him Kush? I can’t remember, but was sooo impressed that Boobs was actually really funny? And real quick..um ex teach’s (Susan Lucci) kisses- ewww..Trav didn’t even MOVE his lips? It’s like a botox kiss. It’s soooo exotic!!!
But Matthew McConaughey doesn’t wear deodorant! I was so disappointed.
How do you guys know which one is Chris Harrison posting?
I agree with Becky in Denver. Everyone keep it clean. HOWEVER, there are a few rules you should adhere to:
1.) Lincee obviously doesnt want to discuss her pirvate life. Cant blame her. Don’t ask.
2.) Lincee also doesnt want to give out her e-mail address so 100,000 people can e-mail her the same three pictures of Stork that are two weeks old.
3.) I am guessing (since I dont know her personally) that she isnt in the market for any new bestest friends either. Great, you have the same sense of humor. It’s not destined that you two be BFF 4-eva.
Other than that I enjoy reading the blog and everyones comments!
I agree 10:47- I soooo think ABC is editing out the chemistry between Nashville and McH- it just seems so ‘obvious’ between him and Mo. And as far as the smiling goes- I seem to remember Kush and Sarah kinda doing that same thing?!?!- and look how they turned out! I think it is kind of a combo of nervousness and the fact that a camera is probably within which seems like less than a foot away when they are kissing…
Sorry, meant for that last post (12:49) to be under my name. Don’t want to be critical and hide behind the anonymity. Not that anyone cares…
My thoughts (bc I know you care)
A. I’m going with the abc format as not to “copy” anyone else.
B. I also can’t remember why Kush is Kush.
C. I think the deal with Sarah’s boobs are that people named Sarah get to have a special magic boob bra to help in that area and I don’t think she’s prego.
D. 12:45, “botox kiss”, classic, I love it!
E. Matthew Mc-not to thrilled to hear about his “essence”. I don’t care, men sweet, you’re “essence” can only last until that first bead of sweet forms, then it’s just stank!
F. You know it’s Chris Harrison posting because his title is Host Chris Harrison…go figure…read the blog people!
G. We all know he’ll choose Nashville because of the “ABC editing”. They want you to think there is no chemistry. They show the same kiss 50 times to make it look like they’re making out while smiling…of course they have to suck us in somehow…but little do they know it’s not because we care to see true chemistry…we just want to hear what Miss Lincee has to say about it!
Thanks for listening…or reading…whatever.
He’s called “Kush” because he’s the brother of the guy who played Kush in Jerry Maguire.
anon 12:45 – Kush got his name b/c he is Jerry O’Connell’s brother. Jerry O’Connell was in the movie “Jerry Maguire” and his character’s name was Cushman aka Kush. LOVED their segment!!
anon 12:47 – host Chris has been posting for awhile, there were skeptics, but I think he redeemed himself, his sign on name is “chris h your host”
What the heck kind of cheer is rock chalk jayhawk? Rock chalk? Don’t get it. Boomer Sooner is so much better and more appropriate…even though you did beat us at home…ouch!
What does boomer sooner mean? I believe that Rock chalk Jayhawk has to do with the limestone around the area in Kansas that KU is located.
Limestone is a chalky rock, hence Rock, Chalk, and it totally rhymes with Jayhawk (just like smitten and kitten–this does all go back to the Bachelor). It is, indeed, perfect.
Sorry about your hometown loss to the ‘hawks. They’re just hot right now, what can I say?
Speaking of hot . . . what do you all think Susan is doing these days?
please dont start a college rivalry blog game, kids.
thanks, mom. At least 1:28 brought it back to the Bachelor and was informative and not derrogatory.
I bet Susan is in L.A. auditioning for jobs and acting very “professional” whenever she goes clubbing.
1:34,
Sorry mom.
Boomer-OK oil boom
Sooner-Oklahoma land run, people who left early to steak their claim.
And this has everything to do with the Bachelor bc when Miss Jenn Sheft was the “ette” her #2 man was an OU man…thank you very much.
Oops! Stake, not steak. I must be hungry!
I’m pretty sure that everyone who follows any college sporting event (take your pick) knows that the University of Texas Longhorns dominate. Sorry Jayhawk and Sooner fans, I’m just keeping it real.
You’re in a “real” fog, but that’s ok, we still love and accept you.
I like Tenn Sarah, I’ll marry her if he doesn’t. Oh wait, that’s just wrong. I’m married already with 1.2 kids!
If you want to keep it real then talk about the SEC. We are the National Powerhouse in all things sports!!
War Eagle for all those out there…
Has anyone seen the pictures of Dr. Stork pre-ABC makeover? We’re talking hair like Bachelor Byron. Very weird to see him like this. Wish I could figure out a way to post them for everyone to see!
Lincee–will you please write blogs for other tv shows? They are so much more entertaining than the actual show. I had to flip between this last episode and static because it was so hard to watch! Static won. Love ya!!!
I really do have a job, but not in the mood to pay attention to it today!!
Thanks for the props anon 1:14. I am excited for the Jayhawks to “redeem” themselves against Mizzou this weekend.
Also have to give a shout out to anon 1:28 for your knowledge of the Rock Chalk chant, if only all NCAA hoopsters were so informed!
Back to the Bach – thanks for the reminder on Kush, hilarious! As for Hot Susan (I hope she wasn’t Jayhawk!!) she really does have a striking resemblance to Susan Lucci (mentioned before I know…) and was just so dramatic in her limo exit that she MUST be on GH or Days of our Lives any day now!
Finally, as others have said, the fondu cheese was just too good and just plain cheesey. (forgive the pun) Hey McHottie…Susan is over there and she is talking to you!
jamie –
posting those pics would be so funny. I bet he has a striking resemblance to Michael Bolton with that long flowing hair or maybe a yound Rod Stewart!
ok, I am cut off from the blog…must..stop..posting!!
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Even though I’m a cyber “chicken” I thought I would share my opinion that Host Chris is really funny, Dr. McH lives up to his name (that Lincee gave him), and my sister is the best! (Most of you would agree I think!) Awwwwwww! Lincee, thanks for sharing LA with me and J and hugs to the “A team” J and P and T in LA.
lincee –
you know how some words/phrases are just hopelessly out of date in current American venacular? (think “jimminy cricket!” or “heavens to betsy!)
well, i propose that we, your readers, unite and stop using certain words/phrases in relation to anything to do w/romantic love THIS SECOND, EVER! (so it can sweep nation and establish descent into oblivion): “connection” “amazing” “journey” “same page” “awesome” and of course, “connection”!!!
Lincee… Slacking off??? For some reason I am not enjoying your recaps as much. I am hoping you will kick butt with next weeks WTA recap! Anyone else agree?
rude…3:06
cannot wait to read about the women tell all..since you pic is so small hard to be able to pic you out in the crowd…do you ask a question? DO TELL!!!!
Sorry Anon 12:18 about mentioning the pictures for the 8th time. I guess some people have more to do than stay on this blog all day, didnt catch it, I was having a life.
People make mistakes, ease up!
Sorry to bring it back to college football, but I just have to tell “justsomedude”, “War Damn Eagle!”
For those that have a life and don’t have time to stay on the blog all day:
Top 5 Repeat Post Topics
#1) Lincee–will you please write blogs for other tv shows?
#2) Has anyone seen the pictures of Travis pre-Bachelor?
#3) Lincee – are you divorced?
#4) How are we gonna recognize you on the WTA show?
#5) Pointing out overuse of words like ‘amazing’ and ‘connection’
sorry people, sorry war eagle, can’t help myself…. go dawgs!
3:06
No, do not agree with you, and love how you chose to remain anon! We should have a rule, if you’re gonna slam, don’t be a chicken, and don’t remain anonymous….that’s just very chicken noodle soup.
Lincee knows that the majority of us appreciate her humor and that’s all that matters.
But, please politely go away, and don’t return until next Tuesday, and if you don’t like her recap then please don’t come back.
Thanks and have a great day.
*warning-this is a football post-skip it if you don’t care*
1:46,
What the hell, I’ll start it…
TEXAS…
Nobody here uses tinypic?
I’ll be nice and host the pictures.
Hopefully all 400,000 of you (or whatever it is today)wont look at the same time and crash the site. I have 3 pictures. If anyone has others you can host them at tinypic.com if you think its that important. I think the girl in the picture resembles Sarah Canada. The guy in the background in the last picture looks like Mowhawka with her glasses on.
http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=nvy7fa
http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=nvy844
http://tinypic.com/view/?pic=nvysk9
What is with his hair? Echo whoever said he looks like Fabio. Seriously. Maybe that girl who was on Average Joe and dated Fabio for a while can marry Dr. Dork.
Having a life but still somehow remembering what I read…I believe Your Host Chris H said he gave Lincee a shout out. Now, if that does not make it to the edited, on-air version, dang, but so be it.
He also stated exactly where she sat for crying out loud. So exciting for her and her sis and BFF!
So, no need to ask Lincee anything else really. Ya’ know?
Just come to the blog if you are in need of a laugh or a little light reading in your day and then go back to whatever it is you do.
But don’t be hatin’.
God bless your day.
I want to hear more opinions about this Bachelor!
I don’t know if it’s the editing or perhaps I have A.D.D. and am undiagnosed, but I think he’s a big dull dud. I find myself nodding off whenever he opens his mouth. Yes…he is hot…and then he speaks and ruins it. And I agree with the person that said he kisses like he’s had botox. I had to cover my eyes for his kissing…it looked painful.
Sorry doc…don’t mean to hate. I’m sure you’re a lovely person, but this show doesn’t make me want to do flips for you.
Nikki – Chicago
I live in Nashville and got an email last week with pictures of McHottie before they started filming. His hair was long and in a ponytail. What a trip! Still cute, but that ABC intern has earned a HUGE bonus for the cleanup job they did on Trav!
Love your recaps!!! They’re better than the actual show!
CUTER WITH THE LONG HAIR AND PONY TAIL! OMG! H-O-T!
and sorry but…GO HEELS!
I tried to read as many recaps as I possibly could before writing this but (as much as I love her) does anyone else want Nashville to trash the turtlenecks and show some skin? I love the upcoming preview of the rose ceremony night. She looks fabulous and is finally showing some cleavage. So glad someone finally helped her with the wardrobe. Hope it just isn’t too late for Travis to see what he may miss.
Oh, and I loved the fact that Mo’s picture was right by the massage place. It freaked me out in a kind of creepy way. Great catch Straight Guy #3!
I got that email too–I live in Alabama but actually a friends from California, Georgia, Texas and Kansas all sent it to me. It is supposedly some email he wrote to a girl named Kate or something. The pictures of him with long hair are HOT!!
We South Siders must keep it real and I completely agree about this season. I give this season a huge “meh.” Truth be told, I only watch now, so I can have a visual for your posts! SOUTH SIDE!
Has anyone noticed…that Travis…can only speak…three or four words at a time…without pausing…?
ok JENN at 3:42..
FIGHT!!!
Jenn 3:42,
…sucks.
not nice 5:44
Footballers club…Fo’ Real start a message board and stop giving your shout outs to us who don’t care. Prefacing the shout out with “this is a football message so skip if you don’t care” does not negate that you posted it. The hippie pics of our fish kiss bach are pretty cute, actually. Justsomedude… totally… know what…you mean…
my vote is that nashville wins because I read that they were seen together in Nashville only a few weeks ago! thats gotta be against rules. it definitely ruined the show for me. but I still watching thinking that something else might happen.
5:44,
Sticks and stones…
Anon 1:23 aka Mohawka,
Noted. Seriously, just skip over the posts, it’s all in fun.
Onward…
The talk about Mo’s picture by the massage place has me turing on my TIVO and rewinding, you guys have some sharp eyes!!
I wasn’t able to watch the show this week, no TiVo here. I am very curious about Mo’s picture? Why whould it be there? It doesn’t make sense to me. Please fill me in on it!
ENJOY EVERY COMMENT! SO ENTERTAINING AND SO lINCEE!!
Can we talk about what FRUITCAKES Mc and Susan looked like sitting on the log kissing in helmets. It looked like a bad after school special: The Bachelor, Special Needs Addition.
jenn
3:42 PM
texas… BITES!
confused 7:15, To answer your question, it wasn’t actually Mo’s picture, just a picture on a sign outside the massage place that looked like Mo. Don’t know how they caught that, but good observation skills.
What a blog! We have humor, drama, name calling, college football banter and an occasional shout out from our Host…BFF Chris Harrison. Way to go people!
Some things to clear up:
1.
I don’t think I can handle any more recaps. Although Grey’s Anatomy is a grand idea, I think I will pass. For now.
2.
I have seen the pics of McHottie from several folks who were nice enough to email them to me. Thanks to the person who put up the photos on the message board site. Surf’s up dude!
3.
I heart Lawyer John. Together we can conquer the world LJ. What do you say?
4.
How will you know it is me on WTA? You won’t. I don’t think we were on camera. We sat in the VIP section with Mrs. Harrison & Company and had a great time eating jelly beans and Reese’s Pieces that my sister brought in her purse. We were too high up to be seen behind the girls when they were interviewed. But we had great views of “behind the scenes” action. Tell you more next week. FYI: I had on a red jacket. The hot one? Yeah…that’s me. With a hot red head beside me sitting next to another hot blonde chick wearing red.
5.
I am no longer married. It’s been a rough year and I appreciate your concern.
Website count is 113,512. Four years ago, I had six friends reading my crazy thoughts on Bachelor Firestone. When I started writing about this season six weeks ago, I had 1,000 people on my list. My how we’ve grown! Kind of sad to think that there are only two episodes left. We’ll all have to do lunch the next time you are in Houston. Call BFF #2 Paul. He’ll set it up.
Pauly…get on that.
Thanks, Lincee! I’m glad my (once-in-lifetime-true-love-I-know-I’m-lucky-she-married-me) also smart and funny wife is fine with my enduring blog crush on you. Smart women with great humor and wit rule and are very sexy!
I hope that the ugly folks above who are peevish (for them, that means “discontented, ill-tempered, contrary, fractious and mean-spirited”) with my posts would just skip over them? I mean well. Blogs are supposed to be fun and like having a drink with your pals. Laugh more, hate less, I hope.
We love your recaps! And, it’s good to see a few good humored straight guys here for diversity, isn’t it? Many women might not like what we are thinking, but knowledge is power for the sisterhood.
Respectfully,
SL John
Lincee,
I am sorry you were bombarded so much with the personal question that you had to answer. I hope 2006 is fabulous for you. I am sure it will be!
A fellow Baylor girl
Thanks for putting up with the attention and probing Lincee. I am so glad that you don’t get fed up and quit writing. You have a talent and it is appreciated by a lot of people. You spread smiles and laughter, what could be better?
We heart Lincee. Do you ever feel like we’re the pesky little kindy gardeners begging and petitioning for your attention? Take heart, it’s all admiration. Thanks for your thoughts. I’ve been in since…well, like 2 years ago? A long time and now I’m on a blog. Amazing! Thanks for everything.
In the spirit of the sports theme of this episode’s blog, love ya 1:53 and 3:26.
And for anyone who’s interested, my “could care less about this stupid show” but very thoughtful husband passed along a link to a hilarious article on the Bachelor. It’s from the “Sports Guy” on ESPN: Here’s the link to the “Sports Guy” article on espn.com:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/blog/index?name=simmons
Check it out. Had me laughing!!!
Big Hug Lincee – having relationships not work out is hard – been there myself. First year sucks but then gets better.
SLJ – if I ever find myself on the wrong side of the bars – I’m soooo looking you up. That is if you’re not sitting next to me…
Liked Travis with the longer hair – showed personality – I’d go live on a mountain with him! What a cute smile – haven’t seen much of that on the show (not the real ones where his eyes sparkle)
I was so surprised when I saw what a cute figure Sarah had in the swimsuit – from a fellow conservative gal – SHOW SOME SKIN GIRLIE GIRL. I know – it’s hard – but you can show some without being trashy.
WTA – can’t wait! I’m thinking Lincee will be on the quick flash at the end of the show. Fingers crossed.
First time reader of the blog thanks to head’s up from my daughter. Great recap. More fun than the show for sure. Dr Pepper cans — mini microwave popcorn bags, same deal. Two usually do it!
Sarah’s na na boo boo look to Susan…….no imaginary wishful thinking – it was great! Not very nice MS Kindergarten teacher!
Susan’s baby talk – worked for Trista – barf-O-ramma!
lincee, you’re awesome. none of us will be able to concentrate on the WTA because we’ll be scanning the crowd for the gal in the red jacket!!!
did you meet the bachelorettes personally?
who would’ve thought we’d be so excited about Mondays?!?
bff#2 paul, a few years ago when silly meredith got rid of the most amazing matthew, he would show up for a watch party at fox and hound near houston. he was there with family and friends,but made an announcement as to where he would be. really and truly…a guest appearance somewhere in the houston area to watch the finale with lincee? a bar or restaurant would probably pay you to set it up for the multitudes that would show up to be in the same room with such greatness!! you heard lincee, get on that and let us know!!!
I heart Lincee……here’s to many blessings in ‘06! CHEERS!
Lincee,
Your easy going spirit is infectious. Looking forward to next week’s behind the scenes scoop! And, can’t wait to hear your take on ABC editing.
And to 11:37pm…yes, perhaps in years past…but, oh what’s that I see? It’s “hotter than crap McConaughey” funky dancing with our Nat’l Champ. trophy.
All in fun baby!
I’m a Jayhawk through and through, but I couldn’t help but cheer for Texas in the National Football Championship . . . I was SO tired of hearing about USC!!
It will be a different story next weekend in Austin, however
It’s ON like Donkey Kong . . . battle for Big XII Champs, baby. I’d advise you to prepare to lose 1:08, just so you see it coming. Likewise, all in fun 
Lincee, thanks for everything. You’ve begun a phenomenon for all of us to get on here and waste our employers’ time while laughing through the banter about mohawks, fondue cheese, drama queens, and college sports. Quite the combination, but your blog is awesome and you’re just wonderful for getting it all started!!
Anon 11:33am…’What a cute smile – haven’t seen much of that on the show (not the real ones where his eyes sparkle)’. I think the eye sparkle can be attributed to him being drunk in those pics.
1:10 Jayhawk fan,
“It’s ON like Donkey Kong . . .”
Love it!! Bring it on! Hook ‘em.
Hey Jenn. . . Consider it BROUGHTEN (I think that’s from a movie or something) . . . Rock Chalk, baby!!
February 25th: The Showdown in A-Town.
Thanks for the friendly trash-talking, Jenn @ 1:58!
Jenn from 3.42
FIGHT
For those of you that don’t follow college football, that is the chant the Number one Football team in the nation (college) does when they are kicking the S&$% out of the other teams (take that USC. Wouldn’t have said anything but when your a horn and you see TEXAS you gotta do it
Regarding the bachelors and the women they picked. I’m looking for a rundown of where they are now and if any of the bachelors are dating other bachelorettes they didn’t pick initially. Can anyone help me? Links or info would be great…this is for work and time is of the essence.
brians@natural9ent.com
Thanks!
Fabulous! Loved, loved, loved the recap as usual. Thanks for pointing out that the word “amazing” was only used about a million times the whole show. I have to ask though…Why no mention of Trish’s appearance, and comments, during the video montage of past Bachelor/Bachelorette shows. Especially the comment that if the bachelor would have chosen to come to her room what the night would of been like! AH!
2006 the year of Lincee… wahoo!!!
not so fast 1:53pm and 3:26pm
ROLL TIDE!
1:10 Jayhawk Fan…still laughing!
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I think I’m just gonna have to get myself to that game so I can yell super loud
And, to tie it back to our favorite show–is “The Final Best Rose Ceremony EVER” going to be the following Monday the 27th?
To 2:24-You know Mack would be so proud of you. Seriously. I’m thinking he probably isn’t one of our Straight Guys on here-but who knows, perhaps he’s perusing.
I don’t want to ruffle anyone’s feathers, so we’ll leave Texas Fight as said
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So I know this one will get some laughs but since 2 of the 3 people left on the show are from TN…the VOLS are on the way back baby!! You heard it here first.
Good Ol’ Rocky Top!
Barf, 2:55. My son is two and the first thing he learned to say was, “Boo, Alabama!”
Since this blog seems to be dominated by Texas Fans, 2:55 and I will inform you that the rivalry between Auburn and Alabama is a million times more intense than any other stupid rivalry out there.
I just found this link! So sorry I didn’t find it at the beginning of the season. Will be sure to bookmark it! Lincee – your recaps remind me of “Bunny” from Big Brother. Very entertaining. Thanks!
Jenn, will you be my BFF despite our differences in defining the finest college basketball team in the land (or at least Big XII)?
Check yes
or
Check no
And I do believe that the FINAL BEST ROSE CEREMONY EVER will be the 27th–two days after your poor ‘Horns get rocked. But at least the Bachelor will bring your spirits back up
1:10 Jayhawk Fan,
Yes is checked! Did you make sure to fold your note in the super duper secret way we did back in the 80’s-with the little pull tab? Good memories! We’ll just see about the 25th!
Hey 3:00 Rocky Top-
You’ve got my respect-Peyton was my first QB crush…still love him. Sidenote-My coach crush is Jon Gruden-is he hot or what?
3:21-lovin’ your respect for your team. Join us in the Cotton Bowl against OWho? or after Thanksgiving against the Ags, and then we’ll compare notes.
Poor Travis is getting slammed all over the place, and although, I do still think he’s nice to look at, I feel compelled to share as to why this Bachelor has never been anywhere near the of top of my list of ellible Bachelors:
1. I can guarantee that on any given Saturday during fall months, our outdoorsy Dr. Mc would be rather be running around, frolicking in the woods instead anxiously awaiting College Game Day and all that follows. No thanks.
2. Duke fan. Even if he’s not making it public, it’s in there.
The first weekend of March Madness is better than Christmas; what’s even better is when Duke falls out of the bracket.
sorry, eligible, not ellible.
Seriously Lincee- I love you more and more every week. I think we have a real connection. You are amazing. If we ever get to go on an overnight date I would certainly forgo my individual room to stay in the intern suite with you!!! Thanks for the laughs!
3:56–sorry, but you don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m an Auburn grad who grew up in Texas, so I’ve been to a Texas Cottonbowl game, and also watched many a Thanksgiving UT/A&M game, neither of which comes close to the frenzy of an Ironbowl, any Ironbowl, even one in which both teams have a losing season.
Okay . . . I grew up in Kansas and spent a year in Birmingham, AL. Down there, football is a Religion (with a capital R) there and an unforgiving one at that.
I thought we in Kansas were serious about our basketball (and we are, believe that), but when I found out people would skip their kids’ soccer games and schedule important surgeries around ‘Bama or Auburn football games, it was time to move back home (and I got a new job).
I do respect your traditions down South (because what’s better than the camaraderie that college sports can provide–I mean, I have a new BFF. Hi Jenn!), but I’m not going to lie, Roll Tide vs. War Eagle is super intense and also a little bit creepy.
Thanks Lincee for yet another pity recap. I started reading due to one of your best bud’s recommendations, and I haven’t been dissappointed. Only a few things from this hilarious episode. How ‘amazing’ was it when we saw Mchottie’s huge gulp when Susan acutally went for the performance of her life. In a string of ridiculous nonsense, she throws out her desperate life preserver, in the form of, “I’m falling in love with you.” Or I am in love with you, can’t remember. Just what the …. was she thinking. I don’t think she could have proved his misgivings that he had talked about with her ALL DAY, any clearer. Its just too much, too hard to laugh enough at it.
And Moveona, she is just, well no words, here, none that would do justice. In her defense she looks like a crazy person most of the time in the show, and may not be. We all know there is editing here, but Mchottie has to not be so obtuse as to not see her game plan. He could see it with Susan, but not with Moana? She has had the weirdest behaviors, the I don’t care, and then I do. I’m seeking alone time, to slipping into bed with him in the morning on the overnight cruise date? She has been a serious contradiction the whole time, much in same intent as Susan, just not getting the same billing.
I have to say the limo ride home for Susan was laugh out loudable to where you are hurting. Was she trying to show us her versatility. “wait look, you want distraught, okay, I can do that, oh you want me cussing and letting go, or you want break down hysteria in the form of why me, I am so real, they are not. Okay I got it, angle the camera to my left side of my face, the light works better, here we go….” She actually said she was acting professional, did anyone else say aloud….. exactly!! This is not an audituon, love is not meant to be a try out. Please.
I love Tenn, and though ya’ll think she is boring, I say she is polite, respectable, and more real that the others. Normal whatever else. I hope she wins, or finds love with Travis. I fear the grip of Moana, but we all know if he picks her, we’ll read how they broke up and she stalked him in the gossip rags.
Thanks, Lincee. More fun next week.
Thanks Lincee for yet another pity recap. I started reading due to one of your best bud’s recommendations, and I haven’t been dissappointed. Only a few things from this hilarious episode. How ‘amazing’ was it when we saw Mchottie’s huge gulp when Susan acutally went for the performance of her life. In a string of ridiculous nonsense, she throws out her desperate life preserver, in the form of, “I’m falling in love with you.” Or I am in love with you, can’t remember. Just what the …. was she thinking. I don’t think she could have proved his misgivings that he had talked about with her ALL DAY, any clearer. Its just too much, too hard to laugh enough at it.
And Moveona, she is just, well no words, here, none that would do justice. In her defense she looks like a crazy person most of the time in the show, and may not be. We all know there is editing here, but Mchottie has to not be so obtuse as to not see her game plan. He could see it with Susan, but not with Moana? She has had the weirdest behaviors, the I don’t care, and then I do. I’m seeking alone time, to slipping into bed with him in the morning on the overnight cruise date? She has been a serious contradiction the whole time, much in same intent as Susan, just not getting the same billing.
I have to say the limo ride home for Susan was laugh out loudable to where you are hurting. Was she trying to show us her versatility. “wait look, you want distraught, okay, I can do that, oh you want me cussing and letting go, or you want break down hysteria in the form of why me, I am so real, they are not. Okay I got it, angle the camera to my left side of my face, the light works better, here we go….” She actually said she was acting professional, did anyone else say aloud….. exactly!! This is not an audituon, love is not meant to be a try out. Please.
I love Tenn, and though ya’ll think she is boring, I say she is polite, respectable, and more real that the others. Normal whatever else. I hope she wins, or finds love with Travis. I fear the grip of Moana, but we all know if he picks her, we’ll read how they broke up and she stalked him in the gossip rags.
Thanks, Lincee. More fun next week.
http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/the_bachelors_travis_stork_before_he_was_the_bachelor.php
did you see this?
sorry
http://www.socialitelife.com/mt/mt-tb.cgi/4043
Oh yeah, getting married during football season in Alabama is risky business. You run a serious risk of people not coming if you schedule your nuptuals on a gameday!
3:21, 5:23, 6:44
I stand corrected! Go Bama/Go War Eagles! Glad we’re not in the same conference…I imagine you guys take the show on the road and make it super loud at away games! Should have known better after seeing that Bama Room a few years ago…
1:10 BFF Jayhawk Fan-
but I’m not going to lie, Roll Tide vs. War Eagle is super intense and also a little bit creepy. Very funny! Thanks for the lesson!
i can’t believe that nobody has mentioned the preview of mchottie’s home visit. did you check out mother mchottie’s wide and tall hairdo? she looks like she would definitely need “french” doors to get in the house. abc interns were probably extra busy lining up kut-n-kurl specialists from nearby towns. i haven’t seen the pics that everyone is mentioning about his past hair style, but if there was any genetic hairstyling going on…the eddie munster do is definitely a step up for him.
are all the straight guys(#’s 1-85) watching the bachelor and loving lincee…married?
I second the motion to set up a watch party with Lincee and her posse in the Houston area. p.s. “kramer” will you be there?
This is addicting. Just like EBAY. The person who called “any other rivalry out there stupid” should realize that your rivalry is very important to you because it’s yours. People just have different degrees of craziness. I live in Texas but married someone from Montgomery, AL and received Rolltide (go!) and Auburn shirts. I spent several Christmas’s at the Blue Gray game. These people are insane. I must say however, that I work with Aggies and UT fans and it gets crazy at work.
So the person who thinks every rivalry other than theirs is stupid; remember we all have different points of view.
Happy Presiden’t Day Monday. A DAY OFF!!!
I most definitely would kramer #2!
8:55–hmm…I have a sneaking suspicion as to who you are, and President’s Day? Where do you work?
Mar, Is that you? I am so excited because I called the shcool yesterday and the kids have to go Monday. Whoohoo! Holiday! Celebrate! I get to do what I want! Of course, you get to do what you want ALL DANG SUMMER! And then, the best part about Monday is BACHELOR! That Lincee girl is a doll!
Did the Wookie and Ewok enjoy the WTA? Do they fly coach or first class? Sugar Land, TX loves you Lincee!
8:55-3:21 here. Sorry, didn’t mean to offend. Don’t get your panties in a wad. I was simply stating a COLD, HARD FACT! And note that I said every other RIVARLY was stupid, not the people who dig them, so name-calling is really not necessary.
Woah there 8:17/3:21 . . . let’s tone down the rudeness factor just a bit. I mean, 8:55 was clearly trying to point out that we all have our different persuasions (and yours seems to be teaching your son important phrases like “Boo, Alabama”–props to you if that’s your thing), so can’t we all just get along?
Also props to Straight Lawyer John for likening this blog to something like having a drink with your friends . . . not something like starting a war among foes . . . Let’s cool it with the “I’m better than you and your rivalry sucks, too” crap and just appreciate all the practical knowledge we’re gaining from Lincee’s blog.
Can’t leave without a shout out to my BFF Jenn!
Take your rivalries and go to another blog. We are focusing on the Bachelor here! And no I didn’t see mama McHottie’s hair but it sounds beautiful.
straight girl #1,
This dude is spoken for. I dont think I would have watched this show or been hooked on this website otherwise. But I find myself coming back to this thing ALL THE TIME!! It’s turning into a sickness…
I am loving the college sports talk. What straight, married guy could ask for more? I mean, sports and the bachelor? Does it get any better?
War Damn Eagle,
Dude out
8:17/3:21,
Quote from 8:55pm
So the person who thinks every rivalry other than theirs is stupid; remember we all have different points of view.
Not to speak for 8:55pm, but, I clearly think she was not calling you stupid-notice the placement of her semi-colon…after the word stupid. She was just quoting what you said, then said to remember we all have different points of view. Flame out. Storm over. It’s all about respect.
Shout out 1:10 Jayhawk fan!!! It is all about respect isn’t it? And, hubby informed me that the Horns are in for a run for their money on the 25th. Our Texas Fight will drown out the Rock Chalk Jayhawk banter in the Drum!
8:55am That suggestion has been made before, but we have to have something to talk about Thurs-Mon. We can only talk about mountain hair, awkward kisses, chemistry and adjectives for so long.
justsomedude-you’ve joined the ranks of our SGs and Lawyer John! Welcome to the sickness that is Lincee’s awesome blog!
Whoa, Jayhawk! The whole point of saying, “didn’t mean to offend” was just that–I was trying to be light-hearted. And the COLD,HARD FACT was tounge-in-cheek, but obviously,you didn’t get it. My point was not to be rude, but to point out that it is rude to call people stupid.
I agree with you, let’s all just get along–this back-and-forth bantering is supposed to be FUN!
okay, jenn–I, too, stand corrected.
peace out
Hey–there should be a reality show about this blog! I don’t know how it would work, but there’s enough wit and humor in this group to keep it interesting.
9:33/9:36
You’re right, it is all about fun. Misinterpretations can be easy to make, such is the nature of blogging vs talking.
9:38,
Lincee’s 6 people recap list grows to a reality show…who would have thought?
Checking in later, must do dishes!
Then my wholehearted apology goes out to you, Auburn fan/9:33. I think we can all agree that sarcasm and tongue-in-cheek are a little hard to catch online. I just want to have fun, too! My apologies.
And my BFF Jenn is right . . . you can only talk about one episode so much before we have to shift the focus.
No matter if your TEXAS FIGHT drowns out the Rock Chalk Chant . . . the only thing that matters is what goes on on the court. I can’t wait for that game.
And for those disinterested parties out there (who cheer neither for the Jayhawks nor the Longhorns): if you like college basketball, this is sure to be a showdown. College Game Day, February 25th. ESPN. Rock Chalk Jayhawk!
As an uninformed Ivy Leaguer who only thought we had rivalries there, I was sent to the South and Southwest by the military, where I was invited at various times to attend both the Alabama-Auburn (at Alabama) game, and the Texas-Texas A&M game (at A&M-they STOOD, the WHOLE game!).
I have never been to any sporting events like these! Not the Kentucky Derby, not the Super Bowl, not NASCAR, not Indianapolis. These are Big Deals, and the rivalries are intense.
Completely, truly amazing, and very cool. Everyone should get to attend one or both of these events at least once. Wow.
I was amazed and honored. This is nothing, here, compared to that.
Being a shallow straight guy, I’d have to point out-hot women, too.
Thanks, Jayhawk and Jenn…Sorry I jumped the gun too!
When you are talking roundball on the bach blog nonetheless, how can you NOT discuss…
DUKE V. Carolina (UNC to those of you not on planet earth)
I mean in terms of actual final four talent and wait, aren’t the HEELS NCAA Basketball reigning champs? uh, yeah.
So, SLJohn, I am thrilled you got to experience the ultimate rivalry and all that but NO TEAMS “OUTHATE”
DUKE V. Carolina
Check out Brooklyn Decker’s Profile in the new SI Swimsuit Issue…
Now there’s a model who bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds Carolina Blue
Gotta love that.
Jenn- not trying to be ugly but its incorrect to say Go War Eagles. You say War Eagle but they are the Auburn Tigers.
#1 Fan,
Couldnt agree more. I am an Auburn grad and have attended my fair share of Auburn/Bama football games. It is definitely something to see. It’s just awesome. Get there someday if you can. However, one thing I have ALWAYS wanted to do is take in a Duke/UNC game at Cameron Indoor. I hope to do it before I turn 30. Damn, I’m running out of time…
Okay, Jenn, that last anonymous was not from me. Not that I don’t claim a fellow Auburn fan, but I didn’t want you and Jayhawk to think I was still being nit-picky.
10:26
Props to bringing up the ‘Heels and Duke rivalry. Though you have our old beloved coach Roy, he’s where he belongs and we’re certainly feeling more comfortable with our new man, Bill Self, and our talented crop of freshman starting to shine at the right time.
Any chance I have to hate on the Blue Devils, I’ll take. Sorry if you’re a Duke fan, but I am extremely tired of hearing about JJ Redick (though I have to admit he is incredibly good). I think my hating is due in part to Duke Vitale’s announcing . . . I swear he has a man crush on Coach K and it drives me insane (as does his voice).
Props to Lincee’s #1 fan bringing that up. I still want the chance to see Kansas play Carolina in the tournament . . . there’d be a lot of trash talking then, for sure.
While we’re at the rivalry game, and being Red-and-Blue through and through, any Mizzou fans out there? So sorry about coach Quin . . . maybe he can do some modeling to subsidize his loss of income while searching for a new job.
All in fun
10:26, I can’t speak for my new BFF, but from this end, all is forgiven. Isn’t this blog so great?! Happy Friday to all.
Can we ease up on the basketball chat now?
I don’t mind the sports talk, but I would prefer the bachelor. whoever commented on mrs. stork’s hair, was dead on. i hit rewind on the ol tivo to see that again. nashville’s big hair might remind him of dear old mom and get her a rose. sarah and mother might have great discussions on the right hair spray, teasing secrets and ways to turn at just the right moment to make their way through the door. now, anyone want to discuss curling in torino/
Lawyer John…FYI…AGGIES akways stand up the whole game!…
I have a really emabarrasing question to ask. I am almost afraid of writing on this dang thing because everyone is so critical, but what does it mean to say “keepin’ it real?” And where is the “south side?” just wondering
Per usual your recap was hilarious…better than the show. Little concerned bout the blog tho…degenerating into a wannabe sports talk smackdown. Interesting that most comments come from Big 12 & SEC, lending credence to the theory that once your cousins & siblings won’t date you any more ain’t nothing else to do . Rock on girl!!
oops, always, not akways. I married an Aggie, give me a break.
Hey Lincee’s Number 1 Fan: What does “no teams OUTHATE” mean? You talkin to me?
I did not “get” it. Can you tell me what you were saying, please?
If you are thinking I said something like that, please check your facts?
10:57,
War Eagle, Go Tigers! Is that right? I’m all about sayin it right-no ugliness taken.
Auburn 10:26,
.
No worries
Pete47-That’s called flaming-you’re a flamer saying smack to rile the crowd.
And for your information I did not marry my cousin or sibling. I married my brother’s wife’s sister’s neighbor’s cousin’s very HOT uncle. And I enjoy breakin’ up my day with witty banter. As Lincee would say, “Peace homey”.
12:10-curling in Torino, that’s some good TV
Good stuff people, good stuff.
Hey BFF Jayhawk-You Rock with the BBall knowledge!!
Straight Lawyer John- Seriously, what kind of law do you practice? I have never met a lawyer who has as much time on their hands as you- Not saying I don’t enjoy your wit. I’m just sayin’…
sweet jenn… don’t waste your time on the Auburn cheers, it’s only wasted breathe. To use time wisely learn Alabama’s “Rammer Jammer” the greatest chant for the most legendary team in college football.
rammer jammer yellow hammer give ‘em hell ALABAMA!!!
Write On Lincee, Write On
As a former student of A&M, I have to thank you Straight Lawyer John for mentioning my alma mater. I’ve been to a lot of college football games, and never have I seen spirit anywhere like we have in Aggieland. One slight correction though, we DO stand the whole game, except for when the opposing team’s band is playing. And speaking of bands, how ’bout that Fightin’ Texas Aggie Band? Truly remarkable!
Did anyone catch Dr. T on Tyra today? She straight up asked him if they had sex once they “Closed the Doors”, and he said, “No” with a VERY large smile on his face!
Back to The Bachelor:
A couple of things I noticed about Sarah:
(1) When talking about why Travis should pick her, she keeps saying “He’s perfect for me.” Isn’t it supposed to be about you selling yourself to The Bachelor and who is perfect for him? Somebody needs to tell her, “It ain’t about you, honey!” I’m sure all of the other rejects felt that Travis was perfect for them too.
(2) Her aunt said on the Nashville visit, “If Sarah isn’t happy, no one’s happy.” Makes her sound self-absorbed.
Don’t get me wrong! I don’t think Moana is a better choice. I’m just saying that it looks like poor Trav has left himself with choosing the lesser of two evils.
As a native Nashvillian thought everyone would enjoy the below from the Tennessean. Guess it doesn’t mean too much. I am sure applications were due long ago and that it was early in the process. You would also think ABC would encourage him to apply lots of places so it didnt tip anyone off…still, entertaining!
Is The Bachelor looking to stay here in Music City?
“I’m told there are nurses all atwitter at Summit Medical Center in Hermitage because Dr. Travis Stork of ABC’s The Bachelor: Paris has applied for a job in the ER there.
No feedback from Summit itself. Libby Taylor of the hospital’s marketing department told me yesterday, “I can’t confirm or deny anything about The Bachelor.”
And Travis himself couldn’t be reached yesterday. But this certainly is interesting.
As you know, Travis is in his third and final year of ER residency at Vanderbilt, so it would be time for him to start looking for a job. But is he really applying in the Nashville area? And what does that say, if anything, about how the finale might go Feb. 27?
You might recall contestant Sarah Stone and her family were devastated when Travis told them during his hometown visit here that he wanted to move back to the mountains of Colorado. Sarah told the camera she had envisioned settling down with Travis in Nashville.
And now comes word that Travis may have applied for a job here? Does this mean . . . MOVE OVER MOANA?”
–from Brad About You Column
Also, wouldn’t it be funny if Travis switched his practice to OB/GYN and then women could say that “The Stork” delivered their baby? Maybe he could even hook up with Kush’s Sara, who is a labor & delivery nurse, and marry her. They would make a cool baby-delivery team (or at least have a cool name).
ss in houston,
Is it wrong that Sarah is looking for a guy that matches HER taste? You said, “it aint about you.” So is it all about Travis? Sounds like a pretty one sided relationship if only Travis finds what he is looking for and not both people, right?
justsomedude,
I’m sorry if I was unclear. I don’t think it is wrong that Sarah is looking for someone that is right for her. I just thought that her self-centered answer was strange for the question of why Travis should give her a rose. If you went on a job interview and was asked why should you be hired, you probably wouldn’t answer, “Because this job is perfect for me!” That might be your reason for seeking the job, but that isn’t necessarily why you should be hired. And that might especially hold true if you were competing with 24 other “qualified” candidates (some maybe just as or more qualified than you are) and most of those other candidates were willing to sleep with the interviewer to get the job!
bama-girl,
thanks for the chant lesson! as a former teacher i’m all about rhyming though-should it not be Alabamer?
Aggie 1:46,
. (said with love til game day-11/24/06-hook ‘em)
I admit, there is nothing like being at A&M watching the whole stadium sway, hearing all those secret chants (although usually directed at beating the hell out of us)-that’s some school spirit, and to borrow from BFF Jayhawk, “a little creepy”
12:21–don’t be afraid to ask! I believe “Keepin’ it real” is a reference to the Dave Chappell show and means something along the lines of keepin’ it true, authentic, not a farce–sorry, this is harder to explain than I thought it would be. And I’ve been wondering about the South Side thing as well.
Anyone?
Well…comparing realtionships to job interviews is like comparing apples to oranges. Really…who is “selling” themselves?
Anonymous at 2:46, WHOOP!!
anonymous 3:15,
You are so right!!!!! Why did I bother posting my “opinion” on this blog? It’s not like the whole world is out there “selling themselves”? Those girls weren’t throwing themselves at The Bachelor to get a rose, people aren’t trying to get hired for jobs, Susan wasn’t looking for her big break into Hollywood, Dr. Pepper isn’t trying to get you to buy it over Pepsi, politicians aren’t trying to get your vote, and you’re not trying to sound like you know what you’re talking about! Selling yourself is in no way a part of everyday life! What was I thinking?!?!?!?
Anyway, who cares? Sarah IS perfect for Dr. Trav because they’re BOTH FROM NASHVILLE!!!!
Think I’ll stick to just reading Lincee from now on. You people are way too serious. At least she’s funny.
SS from H-town: The Stork/OBGYN comment was awesome, no doubt. I mean pee-your-pants funny kind of awesome. Maybe it’s because I’m delirious and still at work on a Friday. Who knows? Thanks for the laughs.
Jenn, I’m with you on the Alabamer comment . . . I don’t get it. Any Tide faithful care to explain the origins of the yellow hammer cheer? PS: . . . only 8 days until it will be known who truly is the King of the Big XII bball mountain
I swear I’m getting addicted to blogging on here. Admitting you have a problem is the first step, right? Maybe we should start a support group: Bachelor Recaps Anonymous (or not-so-anonymous). Maybe we already are a support group.
Anyway, Bachelor Recap faithful, I hope everyone has a fantastic weekend in anticipation of Monday’s WTA with your favorite and mine–Lincee’s recap!
Lincee we love you, ring-ching-ching, TTF, all that stuff. What were you and Jilly called when you used to come to meeting dressed up as those funny ladies?? I thought y’all should have gone to the WTA as them!!
One question…why have the recaps gotten SO long this season?? I tend to have ADD and could barely make it through this week…you used to settle for a top 10 on a show, but this time it seems you tried to do 3 top-tens….that’s a top 30!! It really was much more entertaining to read 10 really funny things than 30 mediocre comments or details of the show. And your emails were less of a true “recap”, more just Lincee’s great thoughts and funnies! Anyway, like I think you’ve said…”Not hatin’, just sayin’”.
Regardless, we love you, love the recaps, love this blog and the crazy people who write in and comment!
Lincee–I say the more, the merrier. Keep on writing with verbosity, girl!
What do you get if you cross a Tennessee Football player with an Auburn Cheerleader?
Nothing! There is some things even a Tennessee player won’t do.
So anyway Roll Tide!
Have y’all heard about that show thats gonna be on MTV about the Hoover High School football team? I think it starts this summer…follows the nationally ranked Hoover Bucs on the road to a 3peat 6A state championship.
I live in Hoover and we are all very excited!!
Topic? Love the recaps lincee!
Hooray, 3:53, for using verbosity in a sentence! And for encouraging our Lincee to keep on keepin’ on. I agree!!
Y’all–we seriously all must have OCD. I can’t go two hours without checking this thing!
Can I talk about another reality show for a minute – what about American Idol and Taylor Hicks. I’m from Alabama and LOVE him. He is so great! Everyone please watch if you haven’t and vote!
Love you Lincee!
War Eagle!
SLJohn-
With all due respect, as far as I know, nothing I wrote was in anyway derogatory to anything you wrote. Mostly, I just wanted to give a shout out to the REAL CONFERENCE, the ACC.
And I call myself Lincee’s # 1 fam because she slays me with her humor- she literally kills me with her wit. But due to this blog, I am now LOVING your stuff as well. So much in fact that I will refer to myself from now on simply as…
# 1 fan
of all this whole dang blog!
3:58, totally agree, and today with the kids sleeping a longer nap, I’m up to checking every 1 1/2 hours (lying probably more like every hour). Good grief!
Things that just made me laugh aloud:
.
1) BFF Jayhawk’s “pee-your-pants funny kind of awesome”
2) RollTideRoll – love that joke-replaced with OU cheerleaders and Texas player, and even better. Care to explain the connection between Rolling, Tiding and Rammer Hammering? Educate please
And, have to add, that article from the Tenn newspaper is pretty tellin’ to me. He’s so pickin our teacher Sarah. Has to!! Just must.
Taylor Hicks is fabulous and sounds like another guy from down south. Check him out on
http://www.allenlevi.com.
He’s from Columbus, GA.
#1 fan-
lovin the new name!
Sincerely, just Jenn (my name seems so boring now)
Damn – bama, jayhawks, sooners, vols, blue devils, tarhills – go away – go somewhere else and chat up your crap. It’s getting really old.
I am with 4:37- can we get back to the Bachelor?…or you guys just exchange emails – then you can discuss sports and rivalry all you want!!! and Lincee, I think most would agree that we like the recaps long- more to read and laugh about on Tuesday.
Of course it’s all about The Bachelor, but as has been previously stated, there’s only so many times someone can comment on the ginormous gulp Travis took, or the 18 billion twirls he gave that cheese. We are all drawn here for the same reason, but we need something else to sustain us until our next Tuesday fix–for some reason(probably our age) it seems to be college sports! Sorry to bore the rest of y’all, but we’ll be back and ready with our game face on(couldn’t resist the expression
) on Tuesday!
To the anonymous Pi Phi at 3:51,
We were called the Vivacious Violets! I love that you remember that. Sic ‘em Bears, ring ching ching, TTF (never to be spoken aloud). Ha! Remember that?
Love that y’all are lovin’ the sports rivalry. I’m glad you’ve found each other. Truly. It’s great to connect with people of similar interests.
But might I gently suggest you utilize the General section of Lincee’s Forum that BFF Paul so kindly created to fill the time from Tuesday to Tuesday?? It’s there – ready and waiting for all non-Bachelor related banter.
Chris Harrison and his wife are on the cover of American Way (the exciting airplane mag)…his family is adorable.
Geaux Tigers Geaux!!
L.S.U. fan here and I adore Lincee too. WE were National Champs last year and even though we choked a bit this year–still the best in the SEC. Remember our quarterback had like 70 family members living with him that had left rising waters in N.O. I love this blog and I too am finding myself drawn to it by some unseen force. I was a “virgin blogger” before Lincee went out on the web. I do miss my inbox having her name on it because it made me feel special but I say, “Hooray, welcome, stick around”. This season will soon be over (sniff, sniff) but I know another will become the New Mc-Whittey-Dance and we will all come together again. Lincee, I am sad to know that last year was a crappy one for you and I hope ‘06 seriously rocks!!!!!
Geaux Tigers! Keep up the good work Lincee!
lincee and friends,i am a graduate of tamu, but one of my best friends attended baylor. from my estimations i am about 10 years older than you, but i wondered if there were a couple of bu traditions still around when you were there. first…”bearacade” where any unescorted girls on campus would be surrounded by a bunch of guys singing and you would have a minute to choose one guy to kiss, or you would have to give each of them a kiss? i think that was at homecoming. also, the “big o” at some locally famous restaurant/dive? just curious. i traveled highway 6 from college station to waco many a weekend. congratulations on your widespread fame. how many of us in life have ever had the opportunity to bring joy to so many others. i think most of us reading this weekly, feel lucky as if we know you in some small way, which we don’t, but how great must it be for your family and friends to truly know you and enjoy the recognition that you are receiving. i am sure that you would probably agree that everything happens for a reason, good and bad. i hope that the good is overcoming any bad that you have gone through this year. thanks for bringing laughter to so many of us.
ss in houston…
WOW!! Now who’s the one being too serious. One question and you go off the deep end?
No need to be so angry…maybe you need to find a better outlet for all of that suppressed anger…SHEESH!
3:56–glad to oblige! I can even throw in “loquacious” if you’d like
To anonymous at 1:12 a.m. -
I graduated from Baylor in 1999. I am not familiar with the bearacade tradition you referred to. The Big O does still exist at a restaurant called Georges…I never had it myself, but my husband has…basically just a big beer.
Sic ‘em Bears!
AMEN….4:37 and 4:44. Next week’s topics….Junior Prom & Homecoming dates…..if they were able to get any!
Lincee,
Not sure if you’ll even read this because there are so many comments, but first I want to start off by saying LOVE your recaps! Myself and about 15 other friends from work read them each week. We have been getting your recaps through emails for ALL the past seasons before you went “online”. We look forward to reading your recap just as much as watching the show. You always say exactly what everyone is thinking.
Second and most importantly, after your first experience with getting “online”…for next season, you may want to consider doing away with the ability for people to post messages on your blog. Before everyone FREAKS OUT about my statement, please consider:
Yes, most of these people are saying awesome and positive things about you, and that’s great, but some of these people seem to be catty and dis-respectful towards you and each other. It could start taking the fun out of it for you. I’m sure everyone would agree with me in saying that we would not want these certain posts to influence you on whether you continue your recap. We would all be heart-broken and disappointed, and the Bachelor would probably lose ratings!
Just a thought, and a matter of opinion…. Thanks.
3:49-You are sweet to worry about Lincee’s feelings. People are just bored. It’s almost Monday again. Everyone will get all worked up about the Women Tell All and discussion on the Bachelor will resume. Ya know how people at work say annoying things and you just ignore them because they aren’t as socially fortunate as you? I’m sure Lincee does the same thing. We think she’s funny and would love to be her friend but it’s not really safe to meet people online. She has real life friends that probably laugh at the stuff people post here. You sound like a very kind person.
Hey Lincee Fans! I know all of you who love the recaps and love Lincee would love to see and hear more of her. Well now you can!!! If you keep the Tivo rolling after the WTA and live in the Houston area, you will see Lincee on the 10pm news on ABC 13 right after the show. I’m soooo proud of her. She was interviewed about our time at the taping and her thoughts on the people, her website, etc. I love her dearly and am so glad she has so many wonderful fans!
Lincee, Lincee, Lincee—PLEASE don’t take away our fun! We love you and love the comraderie we have with each other b/c of you, so thank you, and don’t let a few rotten apples spoil the bunch.
I wonder if Lincee’s interview will be showed afterwards on the news in Dallas too? I’d love to see it.
BFF #2 Paul, is there any way to get the feed of Lincee on the news on the blog for those of us who don’t live in Houston?????? We don’t want to get left out of the fun!
For all of those sports-talkin-on-the-bachelor-recap-blog-haters out there, get over yourselves. Go onto any other board or blog on the web and you will find banter about crap you don’t care about. But what do you do? You skip it and move on. The only reason it has flurished like it has is because other people are wanting to talk about it too. Simply supply and demand. If there was no demand for it, it would go away on its own. Forgive the stroller pushin soccer mom for wanting to talk a little smack throughout the week. She hears her husband do it contstantly and now has a safe forum to do it herself, it’s just for fun. If we have to keep it 100% bachelor then we can’t talk about dr. pepper, pringles, pink hats or anything else unrelated to the show. And I think we all enjoy hearing about things that make others happy. Since we have an entire week between recaps I think there can be a little more room for other discussions. The recaps are what brought us here, now we can talk about what we want. (I won’t bring up freedom of speech, I just won’t go there.)
Enjoy the rest of the weekend. Tomorrow, Grey’s Anatomy and Monday, drum roll…WTA! Yes!
pete47-
Seriously, you are the disgruntled USC coach Pete Carroll aren’t you?
8:43pm-
, or the Rammer Jammer chant as loud as I can.
That was a very polite note, and I’ll politely reply that although I am PRO message board, I do love the forum format myself, but it’s like this: (and some of ya’ll may remember this quote on Oprah last fall) The board is like a shopping mall that’s open, but “ain’t nobody shoppin’”. We have about 500 people standing outside staring through the windows, but afriad to come in. I’ll be glad to start a post in the General section you mention, but I doubt it will go anywhere….however, should we get 100 replies this week I’ll hop on my roof and shout Rock Chalk Jayhawk (esp. after we kick their @$# on the 25th, right BFF Jayhawk?)
9:08pm But, I like your idea better…hang out here and perhaps next week our post Bachelor topic can be all about soap operas!!! Will we have to wait til May sweeps for Shawn to learn he really IS Claire’s father?!? DRAMA!
Can’t wait for DH & Grey’s tonight and WTA tomorrow! Friend Jill that is some great news…we would love to see the news feed here in Austin too! Way to go Lincee!!!!
I used to just check this site on Tuesdays to read the recap…
Now I find myself checking it a couple of times a day to read all the funny, insiteful, outrageous, rude, sarcastic and unrelated posts.
It’s all in good fun and most people know that. Anyone who doesn’t like it doesn’t have to read it.
TEXAS…..FIGHT!!!! #1 in the Nation!
Pete Carroll disgruntled @ 34-1?? This ain’t the SEC. Make that H.S. junior prom & Homecomings!
Just got home from church so I’m just now reading that Lincee’s interview will be shown down there in Texas -way too far away from us up here in NC to ever see it. At first I was bummed.
But hey, Lincee can just recap that too. How fun for us who are not so famous or witty.
woo-hoo
Go Lincee!
Still loving and adoring all y’all,
not anonymous, # 1 fan
Jill and Lincee LOVED the Vivacious Violets! Went to see Mama Mia a few years ago and thought of you guys.
For the Grey’s Anatomy fans….don’t you just love McSteamy!!!
anonymous 10:58 pm. – yes, loved him. But HATED the ending!!!!
I can’t wait to see Grey’s next week, although I hated this week’s ending too. I’m not sure I can stomach seeing Merideth with George–gross! Not b/c George is gross; he’s really sweet and would be perfect for lots of girls, but not Merideth, and definitely not anyone who’s in love with a McDreamy!
Sorry, but McSteamy also kind of grossed me out.
SLJ…..War Damn Eagle! Love ya!
Oh and…SLJ I am in law school, and I want your job when I get done! (JK)
I was covering my eyes when Meredith took off George’s shirt, and my friends and I were yelling at the TV, “no don’t do it.”
Didn’t you just love the line where McSteamy told Meredith that when McDreamy walked in on him and Addison, that he just walked out; but just the site of him talking to Meredith made McDreamy come over and punch him. Love It!!
Anonymous 9:08 and Jenn – I totally agree that other comments can be made on this blog other than strictly bachelor related, especially later in the week when we have discussed about everything. For those of us that have been reading Lincee’s recaps for years and even the newbies, you have to admit some of her funniest comments have nothing to do with the bachelor!
Likewise, I have LOL at some of you fellow bloggers comments! I am so glad #1 Jayhawk fan and Jenn are BFFs. Lincee would be proud!
A week ago I commented that I had to TIVO the Bachelor and fast forward it after watching my beloved Cowboys lose to the Jayhawks. Now after beating the Horns yesterday, do the Cowboys get a shout out from #1 Jayhawk fan? Sorry Jenn – love you anyway.
Lincee – we are all looking forward to your post tomorrow. Thanks for taking us all along on the great ride with you!
I’m glad to read through the weekend’s comments . . . I was going through blog withdrawal! Here are some thoughts:
Hooray Cowboys for rolling over the Horns . . . and sorry to my BFF Jenn. Ultimately that loss yesterday intensifies the drama of the Big XII and who will win it.
Now my beloved Jayhawks (who steamrolled our hated rivals–the Mizzou Tigers on Saturday) are tied for first place with the Longhorns with two conference losses apiece and it’ll make this Saturday’s game that much more enjoyable for all to watch. It is, I’ll remind you all, College Gameday: the Showdown in A-Town.
Jenn, I’m sure you’re probably still hurting from the loss yesterday, so I won’t be mean today because, after all, you are my BFF
I can’t believe the WTA is tonight. I am so pumped! I’ll second (or third, or fourth) the person who said to get a link/feed onto this blog for those of us who aren’t in Houston. Go Lincee!!
And I’m jumping on the bandwagon of name alterations: henceforth, I will be “#1 Jayhawk Fan”
Anonymous at 10:41 p.m.—
LSU Tigers were not the National Champs last year (04). I attended the 2005 Capital One bowl and watched the Iowa Hawkeyes BEAT you. Before you start bragging, at least get your stats straight!!
GO HAWKS!
How ’bout using ebaynomics to handle comments here – like limiting us to something more than the 80 characters allowed for feedback and no more than the 1,000 available for questions to sellers? Damn Skippy…all for keeping it pithy and real!
Geaux Tigers!! Yesterday, today, and tomorrow!!
My facts are straight and my t-shirt proudly states National Champs!! L.S.U. played the Oklahoma Sooners and won the Sugar bowl for the National Championship game with a score of 21-14 in 2004!! Because this is a love-fest-blog and because my heart is full after mcDreamy punched out McSteamy–I love you Anonymous 12:12 and I love you team spirit. Whenever I wear my t-shirt I will think of you (:
Cruise over to myspace.com and you will see moanamarie (yes, it was noted before) but has now been joined by Susan and Jehan. Oh my! They are all friends or so it seems. Susan left a message for Moana that says “thanks for the talk last night…”
Moana comments on a picture on Susan’s about how she wishes she were there in that pic. (of some bachelorettes). There is even a pic. of Susan with Miss orange peel teeth! Jehan and Susan comment as well. Sarah is the only one not on myspace?????
Miss orange peel is Kristen and she has a myspace too. So does Sarah Canada. And Tara, the redhead. And all of them. Once you click on one girl, they all leave messages for one another (that are way public) and sometimes quite amuzing. Still no Sarah S. hmmm….. too busy doing other things?????
For all the Grey’s Anatomy Fans… I know it is “just TV” but did anyone else think it was strange that McSteamy was allowed to waltz into the hospital and consult with a random patient, then perform surgery? Aren’t there some really strict laws/rules about being affiliated & insured with a hospital??
Again, it is just for TV, but that seems like too much of a stretch!
i love looking at these myspaces, but i’m failing at finding anyone other than moana. i know some of you have tons of time…any usernames of other bachelorettes? can’t wait for tonight!!
Anonymous 3:25 pm
I did think that whole Dr. off the street was way off. I thought the same thing about insurance and such. I guess all he did was stitch up his own face and work on a poor, poor soul who had already “passed”. I thought he was fairly attractive in a rough sorda “cheater” way. McDreamy was hotter than hot punching him in his high and tight cheek bone. Loved it!! Is McSteamy going to be on again next week?? What up the Mere and George. Maybe the “beast” just needs to get out???
I am looking forward to tonight in a seriously big way. The commercials ABC is running show Ms. Actress in the role of her life. I hope that she can squeek out a few tears so that when she joins the Bold and The Beautiful–she’ll be ready. Someone cries daily and they need to be really good at it!!
Anyone remember what Susan’s mom’s name was??
Per Susan’s MySpace, you can tell her full name is Susan Edds. If you google her name, there is a website listing “Linda Susan Edds” as the Kansas Miss America Delegate in 1971. Could that be Susan’s mom??? http://www.geocities.com/missusamagicf/MA1971Delegates.html
The KS might explain how Susan landed in Overland Park, KS — grandparents or Aunt/Uncle??
You don’t need names for myspace. That’s the point of myspace…connecting people throught extensions, etc.
Click on Moana’s myspace (moanamarie)and then click on the picture of Susan, where she leaves a comment. That will take you to “susanedds” profile and all her comments from “jehanmary” and all the other girls, amd so on and so on and so on. Also, the girls’ pictures are in the friends’ section of each girls’ myspace. Just click on thenm to go to their particular profile. Entertaining when you have a sec. or two.
Until tonight! WTA rocks the house! And Lincee’s LONG-awaited recap tomorrow! I can’t wait!
Do you really think those myspace blogs are real? It seems like they talk too much about things that happened on the Bachelor that make them seem fake. Definitely entertaining to look through though.
Can’t wait for WTA. I just got TIVO and I am dying to watch it a few times to try to spot Lincee! Tell us what you were wearing or if you asked a question!!
Hey ya’ll….I’m back, coming out from the fog that was our loss this weekend…oh…my…gosh. And, that’s all I’ll say about that, except thanks to ok fan, and BFF#1 Jayhawk for not making me more depressed
. But, I tell you what-we’re are waiting for the game this weekend!!! Go Horns, Go Horns! Hook ‘em! Texas Fight! etc. 
Rock Chalk Jayhawk my butt. heehee All in fun my BFF! 
So, I was watching Grey’s last night, and just like you all, was totally loving when McDreamy punched out McSteamy, and loved it even more when he pointed out that it’s so obvious McD is still in love with Mere. And, the hooking up with George grossed me out too!! Boo hiss. But, whatever, we’ll see where it goes!! My favorite quote was when the girls named Mark “McSteamy” and George says, “makes me want to mcvomit!”
Looking forward to WTA tonight! The tears, the angst, the hissing, the bickering…so fun!
LINCEE U MISSED THE BEST PART WHEN MCHOTTIE GULPS WHEN SUSAN TELLS HIM SHE LOVES HIM, U MUST TIVO IT ATLEAST 3X TO GET THE FULL EFFECT!
I want to make out with McHottie. I want to do BAD things with McSteamy and I want to marry McDreamy!! I love it!!
I hope the dirty mistresses win!
I want to “feed the beast.”
Lincee, this is fun to read, but I do admit I’m a Steve fan, as I’ve read him longer and I do find his comments a little funnier. Nonetheless, I have to get my recap fix any way I can! Thanks for filling us all in, and can’t wait to hear the behind-the-scenes scoop about the WTA ep!
Okay y’all,
I’m in advertising, I’m also obsessed with the bachelor. I went back and watched last week’s show and the scene at the massage palor. The picture of the brunette at the massage palor probably wasn’t Moana. The facial structure was different as well as the color tones of her skin. More than likely it was from a stock photo from a website like Corbis or Getty Images.
By the way y’all, Lincee rocks!
Um what the hell was the HOT seat & Susan all about. Thought this was about the “Bachelor”….instead it turned into the “classic Susan & her ex” Whateva….cant wait to hear what you have to share with all. FP NY
ok..so I got a little dish from my nashville friends today. Seems Mr. Stork has applied for a full time job at vanderbilt (he was doing his last year of residency). So thats my news for the week.
Advertising on your site! I LOVE IT! Lincee you should be paid and advertising is the best way! Cheers to you!
Susan did NOT represent herself well. I thought it was soooo cool that Travis’s friend thinks citrus smile is great. She is such a doll.
Bring it ON, I cannot wait to hear about the dish behind the scenes! Go Mowana!!!!
Just did some scrolling, does anyone on here wonder if “Jenn” has a life besides me?
1st time poster, long-time reader…coming out of lurkerdom to proclaim that I actually shrieked aloud upon *finally* getting a glimpse of the infamous ABC intern correcting Sarah B’s wardrobe malfunction. (Were her magic boobs just too powerful for that top or what??)
Just saw you on Channel 13 news, Lincee – you were awesome!!! Can’t wait for tomorrow!
Just saw you Lincee on ABC news at 10:00. Loved it. So glad you are getting the publicity you deserve. They plugged your site tonight… can’t wait to see tomorrow’s count!
I have to say that Dr. McHottie impressed me tonight. I thought he came off very kind and well spoken. I like how he told everyone to move on from joking about Dr. “rotting eggs”.
Great job Host Chris!!! Question – what about After the Final Rose? It wasn’t mentioned….
Lincee! Just saw you on Channel 13 News. You’re makin’ us all so proud here lady… AND you’re too cute!
Alex in Houston
Fan Since Season 2
WOW, our Lincee is a shining star – you were adorable on Channel 13 tonight! Looking forward to the recap in the morning! YOU GO GIRL!
Just saw you on the news. You’re so cute!!! I always look so forward to reading your recaps. They make me laugh out loud. Keep up the great work!!
I hope the lemon teeth girl gets to hook up with Doc Hotties friend that loved her. She deserves someone that can love her as she said…. just being herself~!
Lincee – looking good on ABC13 tonight!! Great job!
OK, someone please make Princess the next Bachelorette! Intelligent and beautiful; no wonder Travis dumped her early with the rest of the smart women.
-KC in H-town
KC – I liked Princess too!!
Anonymous 10:17. Lay off Jenn! She is funny and real and makes blog sharing what it is!
lincee, you have the most beautiful eyes! now that we have seen you, be honest, did they pull you aside in la and pitch the idea of you being the next bachelorette?
are you feeling smarter with the darker hair? i hope that slj’s wife is very confident in their love. he will probably be even more smitten with you now. congrats!
I just knew….KNEW I could find someone on here tonight. The wife is out of town on work and yes, I watched the whole damn show by my self. I need help…
Great show, cant wait to read Lincee’s recap.
Saw ya on ABC13! I knew it had to be you when they were talking about it in the commercials! How fun!
Wow! I read you during the Firestone era. I’m so happy for your blog! But unhappy that I just found it tonight (saw you on local news- you were lovely!).
I read all the recaps all at once.
Did anyone notice that the lavender dress that Nashville was wearing in the last rose ceremony is exactly like the one Courtney is wearing in the bio pics?
Quelle Horreur!! (had to google that spelling)
What a fashion faux-pas!
Looks like Gunny Sacs should be sure not to loan dresses to girls at the same event. At least Zales had the decency to send different kinds of jewelry.
I live in Nashville and saw the Bachelor biking near my house! Pretty exciting. He’s hot in real like too
12:47, Chris H still Your Host
Ummm, is that really you Chris H?
pretty damn cool if it is.
Did anyone notice the girl named “lynn” on all of the my space Bachelorette blogs???
I think the INTERN has an identity!!!!
Lincee, Great spotlight on the news tonight! I was excited for you that your Recap site was even announced. You are the talk of Houston town and it is all GOOD !
Not only do your recaps continue to make me laugh out loud, but I am more in awe of how your brain works. I am thinking…where does she come up with this stuff???? Creative must be your middle name. Thanks for making me laugh!
Warning — possible spoiler! (Though it is just my supposition/opinion.) To Anon 3:00 pm: that comment from Moana about “I wish I could’ve been there, SO bummed” was from tonight, 2/20, posted after the WTA episode — and the photo she was commenting on was on Actress Susan’s profile, a photo of Susan w/ the other ex-Bachelorettes backstage at the WTA!!! (I know this because they’re wearing the clothes they wore on the WTA show.) So why else would Moana post this unless she was the loser? She wouldn’t feel solidarity with them if she’d “won” Travis’s heart. Ahhhh….Sarah wins!!!
I really thought we might see you on the recap show lincee! What happened to taking questions from the audience?!?!
10:17 anonymous: get up off Jenn’s piece with your trash talking. If you haven’t noticed, this blog is for fun and witty banter, which is exactly what Jenn and other people on here bring. Why do you have to come on here and try to spoil it?
The WTA was fun. My favorite part was in the bloopers when Tennesarah said she liked Dr. McHottie’s meat. How inappropriate for our “good girl”–classic! I’m still laughing about that this morning.
Can’t wait for Lincee’s take!
Did anyone see McHottie’s mom’s hair? I got a cramp laughing so hard. It was a perfect mushroom shape on her head. Someone give her and Susan’s mom a makeover please!
I saw you Lincee on the news last night! I don’t know you Lincee, but I was proud of you and your recognition! I can’t wait to read your WTA recap.
I know everyone dislikes Mowana, but I like her more than boring Sarah. I think ABC edit the tape to make her look and seem like she was unstable only because the other girls projected her to be unstable due to their rage of jealousy. They all need work on being less catty and insecure. Hello that’s why you all didn’t get a rose!
I was shocked when Chris said the majority was pulling for Mowana. Host Chris have you been reading this blog? If you are the majority is for Sarah.
I agree with Lawyer John…she’s definitely chicken soup, but come to think of it so is McHottie. Houston..we may have a match…lift off to chicken soupville!
I personally think Mowana deserves someone more well-rounded. I don’t see her living in the mountains. Just my thought.
Oh and was it Jen (the one who went on the camping trip with stoner Sarah) a real witch last night.
I agree Susan did a poor job in the hot seat. I couldn’t wait for them to move on. She was like a little kid caught in a lie. Poor thing couldn’t win the battle…bless her heart. I’m surprise she didn’t come prepared with a good script written on her palm to get her out of the hot seat.
McHottie did get points last night for being a total gentleman and not making any negative comments about the girls. Kudos
Susan is totally the next Bachelorette. ABC screened her, knew she wanted to break into acting, and cast her with a guarantee to make it to the next-to-last rose ceremony. Now they have the beautiful Bachelorette that was scorned and cast off the show who will easily become the next Bachelorette show for them.
This cracked me up!
“Lift her up. Tilt your head to the right. To the right Travis…that’s your left. You’ve stepped out of lighting. Intern…go get Nashville a box to stand on. Quit crying. There’s no crying on the Bachelor.”
did lincee get divorced? i used to get emails from her as lincee moore…now it’s lincee ray. and there’s no longer any distinction drawn between “host chris” and “husband chris”… if so, that makes me terribly sad. i have so enjoyed your recaps since the firestone days and just wish you the best. you’re a trip!!
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