Can I just say that the best part of last night was the little teaser ABC did for the next Bachelor? HELLO NAVY DOCTOR! That made the torturous series finale of Prince Lorenzo actually worth the two hours we had to sit through for him to pick between the vanilla milkshake and the vanilla milkshake.
So many people asked me who I thought he would pick. The truth is that I really didn’t care because they were identical to me. I guess it all came down to one thing really…
Who did his Mommy liked better?
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If you had never seen one moment of the Bachelor Renzy season, you were caught up in the first 30 minutes of the show.
If you didn’t know Sadie and Jen, you were caught up the second 30 minutes of the show. They are good girls. They have bubbly personalities. They sit on their beds and journal. They dream of having their fairy tale come true with a Prince in a castle.
And if you didn’t already know, Sadie is saving herself for marriage. She lets the viewer in on this “secret” exactly six times in 53 minutes. I counted.
And guess what? Renzy is having a hard time deciding who to pick. Fortunately, he gets some help from his parents. They will help him make the right decision.
Princess Mom wants happiness for her son. She wants him to find his soul mate. She is super pumped he is allowing them to experience this emotional journey. So excited that she gives him a gift. She has designed for his future wife an engagement ring and it is being made THIS VERY MOMENT!
Call me crazy, but I don’t think that is what Renzy had in mind when he asked his Mom to open up the family vault and let him have his pick of the Borghese family jewels so that he could impress his wife with something an actual princess wore back in the day.
Of course he fakes it and stammers something about fairy tales when his Mom suggests that have a new tradition that begins with her ring she has selected for his future wife.
Jen Meets the Royal Family
Poor Jen wears jeans to meet the royal parents in the family castle. Mom thinks Jen radiates goodness and has a special soul. (Huh?) They talk about what they like about each other. Then they talk about how she is different from Sadie. Jen says she is the real deal and tough. Jen asks what the parents want in a daughter-in-law and Mr. Borghese uses his words and mumbles something about travel and willing to learn.
Mom and Jen go off by themselves to talk when we learn that Mrs. Princess reads palms.
It all makes sense now.
Mom tells Jen that she is a Daddy’s girl and her fate will be determined by the person you marry and his mother. She is an open road of green lights. Jen does a toe touch and is excited for this victory.
Sadie Meets the Royal Family
Sadie shows up in a nice flowing dress. Hugs all around for everyone because she is instantly comfortable as a virgin princess.
Mum asks: “What have you gained from coming here?”
Sadie answers: “I am honored to have been able to spend time with your son.”
Lame.
Sadie then talks about how Renzy has lot of layers and has a deep, smart, witty side that gets her. She reminds us that she fell in love with him while he was flying a plane.
Mom asks if Sadie thinks she is similar to Jen. Sadie says, “NO WAY” and explains that they are night and … later than night… of each other.
Mom wants to read Sadie’s palm. She tells her that her head rules hear heart.
Sadie is so relieved to hear this and decides to tell Mom that she is saving herself for marriage. (number seven)
Big Pot of Stew
Renzy’s new age Mom decides to invite both sets of parents to the castle for a wonderful brunch. She thinks they should all be thrown into the same pot to stir up some action to see what they learn about each other and how their auras change when placed in awkward positions.
Jen’s coaching Dad shows up in his Purple Crush Pride shirt, untucked, to meet the family. Her Mom is as mute as Renzy’s Dad.
Sadie and her wholesome parents arrive shortly after Coach. She pouts to the ABC intern that he gave her the wrong time slot. The ABC intern frantically mixes more mimosas and tells Sadie and family that it was Renzy’s Mom’s idea for this debacle. Sadie plasters on a sweet smile and skips to her wannabe future mother-in-law.
Oh this is going to be good.
BEST QUOTE OF THE NIGHT:
Coach: “I’m praying…I guess to the Pope, that I don’t make an idiot of myself.”
I love the Coach.
Renzy admits that this scenario should be funny, but it is not. He crosses his arms in protest, claiming this is too difficult and it sucks. No other Bachelor has had to do this.
Meanwhile, Coach is livening up the party. He wants to know how Sadie’s parents feel that their daughter is number two? He also encourages Renzy to just tell everyone at that moment who he picked so we can get on with our lives.
Jen is embarrassed. Sadie says everyone should eat their eggs and stop making everything so awkward. Then Renzy gives some random “There’s no place like Rome” speech to end the celebration.
Have I already told you I love the Coach? And did you know that Sadie is a virgin?
The Moms go to a room and start visiting. Jen’s Mom sits in silence as Sadie’s Mom affirms everything Her Highness says while checking the future in her crystal ball.
The next day, Renzy asks for both Dad’s blessings for their daughters’ hands in marriage. He gets them.
I would say more about how the parents are talking with the daughters about marriage and engagements and fairy tales, but it was the same conversation in repeat. I’m too bored to type it and you would be bored reading it.
Sadie’s Last Date
Sadie and Renzy go sailing. She tells the camera that she feels like she has been holding her breath this whole show. (She needs to start blowing that breath, because that sailboat ain’t going anywhere!)
They see a rainbow and kiss. They toast. They talk about how they are ready to be normal. They talk about comfortable silences and then practice a comfortable silence. (Give me a break)
She pulls out a Bachelor Lorenzo scrapbook that she made from Creative Memories and flips through the pages remembering their time together in Rome. It is at this point that I realize he is the worst at trying to mask and cover his feelings. It is written all over his face that he is not into Sadie and that the limo keys are jingling behind the scenes. ABC intern is taking bets and it is not looking good for Sadie or her v-card.
Renzy tells Sadie goodbye, with a mopey gleam in his eye, and turns just as Sadie steals his napkin. It will make a good background for their engagement scrapbook she has already started on…
Jen’s Last Date
Jen and Renzy ride horses with helmets. I thought that was humorous.
They grill in a lightning storm (smart) and Renzy…or should I call him CHACH…decides to turn into his Mom for five seconds and talk about how the storm is symbolic for friction and sad feelings and burnt hamburgers.
Jen goes out on a limb and tells Renzy that she could see herself moving to New York. She tells him that she wants to be picked and that she hopes she is the one standing at the end. They talk about the wishes they made in the fountain, and how he can’t tell her his last wish because it hasn’t come true.
Vomit.
Final Rose
Sadie and Jen both wake up, gaze over their balcony and start journaling. They talk about how they are in love and could be engaged that night. Sadie tells the camera that she has been saving herself for marriage. (eight)
Renzy goes to the jeweler and picks up his Mom’s ring with the diamond that is the size of my eyeball.
Sadie is out of the limo first. She is looking very boobilicious in her Roman dress and Renzy can barely get the words out to tell her she is done. He holds her hands in a death grip the entire conversation as he tells her that her scrapbook list of 358 things she wants in a man, included one item that he didn’t fit. Number 242 said that her man would never fathom being with another woman. Alas…he is in love with someone else.
Not letting go of her hands, he starts to get teary. She is gracious and tells him that he knows what is best. She tries to break away from his grip, but he is determined to make sure she is not upset. She finally says she feels foolish and he says his feelings were 100% real. His lip starts to quiver. I start to laugh. That nervous laughter. Please dude…let her walk away.
Lone Tears
I was a little upset that the ABC promo they kept showing Renzy in a blue shirt with the lone tear streaming down both eyes had not yet shown. HAD I MISSED THIS SCENE? But they choose this moment to have the emotional breakdown of Renzy feeling horrible he is letting Sadie go home.
I think there were only two takes to get that Visine juuuuuuust right. You go Renzy.
At this point, Renzy is ticking me off that he will not let Sadie just walk away with what little dignity she and her v-card have left. Don’t break down Sadie! Don’t do it! Hold on. HOLD ON. And then she cracks. It was a really big chance to take…because she was afraid of getting hurt. And she got hurt again.
Renzy tells the camera that he found love with Jen and that she has all the characteristics and qualities he’s looking for in a wife. He tells her that his third wish is coming true and pulls out his Mom’s ring. He lets her stare at it and then proceeds to NOT propose.
No surprise there…we’ve come to know that the Bachelor is not going to propose.
He talks about how they are in the Garden of Eden and they need to get back to planet Earth to see if emotions are real. Poor Jen is transfixed by the honker diamond and doesn’t hear a word he says.
But the surprise is when he decides to let her wear the ring anyway!
Jen decides to ditch her 8th-grade class in Florida and head for NYC!
He picks her up and spins her around and gives her several bad kisses.
And that’s the end. ABC gives us some token end-of-the-road closing montage of their Bachelor experience and I can only think one thing…
What a crap year.
But then…a glimmer of hope.
Wait!
A freaking beacon of pure joy with a rockin’ body…
Meet Lieutenant Andy Baldwin. He’s a Navy doctor who is excited to find the love of his life.
Please Lord…bring back the hot tub.
Until Spring 2007…
All about the shame, not the fame,
Lincee
It has been so fun reading you this season! Think this one will last?
Has anyone heard if they are still together?
Saw them on Regis and Kelly this morning…
Poor Jenn, did anyone notice last night and in previous episodes that she really can’t walk? She has this funny little way about her. And the giggling last night just about wore me out. Bless her heart…
I just thought the “well, there is one quality I don’t have. I don’t adore you. I adore another woman,” was tasteless. Renzy was wanting drama and shock from Sadie. And wouldn’t let her go until he got it. It was cruel! And then Jen’s laugh just annoyed me. Am I alone here? The best part of this has been the recaps….
Renzy was totally cruel in his Sadie break up! It was definitely all about the drama. I don’t think they are together, but I haven’t watched Regis and Kelly yet. I tivoed this mornings episode so I can check it out after work.
Can’t wait until Spring 2007!
Ummmm Did noone else notice Jen’s HORRID up-do, bad 80’s prom dress and body glitter?? body glitter?? seriously?? Did Chach get it all over his suit when he spun her around b/c she cannot walk a straight line to save her life? Worst season EVER. Besides the diamond (CZ) being honkin can we say worst ring ever? Mama Renzy looked like an Jersey throw back who hooked herself a hubby who didn’t know the English words for “I don’t!” so now they’re married! The bad perm! The roots! I forgot to check out her nails, but I bet they were press on! There was some serious tackyness and I can’t believe Lincee didn’t comment. Maybe she’s just way nicer than I am?
Three things:
1. Not the greatest season, Chach could’ve had a bit more personality. The Jim Halpert faces were priceless though. I kind of lost respect at the end(or the beginning?) when he told Sadie “I’d rather be with her”.
2. I almost died at the mention of “palm reading”. “My astrology isn’t as good as my palm reading.”
3. Next season will be great. He’s at least attractive, so we have that going for us. Bring on the navydoctorironman.
See you next season!
I think Sadie Sadie, V-Card Lady should be the next Bachelorette. She’s adorable and classy…and I want to see 25 men willing to date a virgin!
So glad someone else noticed the body glitter. When they showed him putting the ring on someone’s finger for the teaser, we knew it was Jenn. Sadie doesn’t look like the body glitter type.
Thanks for the laughs this season Lincee!
Forget the fake prince…..there’s a new Dr. McSteamy in town and I CANNOT wait until the spring! I can tell already I’m going to enjoy him!
As always Lincee, you are the best part of the season!
Terrible season! I thought he was rude to Sadie too!!! What an awful way to tell her that she wasnt the one. I agree that he totally was trying to bait her and kept asking…”Why?” “What?” “What do you mean?” after everything she said. Trying to get her to continue on and break down!
I didnt even watch the last 4 episodes it was so bad but I read Lincee’s blog to keep up! You are the ONLY reason to watch the Bach.
Glad somebody else noticed the weasley way Lorezeblank refused to make eye contact with Sadie on the last date.
She should have just walked away when after he “let her down easy.” Why give him closure? No man wants to sit there and belabor the point until the tears start… I mean, if you are feeling bad to start, the tears only make you feel like a bigger heel.
Thanks Lincee - love your posts! I have to admit, I still really like the bachelor, but it would be fun if they changed the formula. Why not put them in situations where those people could REALLY get to know each other. Maybe something uncomfortable or where they have to work as a team. No more fairytale BS. Yawn. It occurred to me when the Virgin got bit&*y at the brunch, you saw a different, not so sweet, side of her when put into a strange situation.
Thank you Lincee for making this season bearable and even hilarious at times. It’s the little things like “Jen does a toe touch and is excited for this victory” that get me. I will miss your blog and look forward to reading about navy doc, good golly, or whatever he said. He seems to have some personality for you to work with but even if not, we can just stare. Til spring…
oh my gosh!!! What with with the nervous laughter and the no brainer comments by jen. obviously she was shocked and i get that but this is so not going to last with a laugh like that. if she would’ve snorted, it might have made it more bearable!
The finale was a snoozer. I agree that Jen’s walk and giggle have to go. Poor Sadie. Let her go with dignity man! There was a saving grace to it all–no one sang the patooty-ta-ta song!
Is it just me or was Sadie dressed like a Vestal Virgin????? It was like she was offering a sacrifice to Renzy in that dress…wow! Love your recaps Lincee!
Thanks Lincee! Even though the show this year was not that exciting, your recaps always were.
We’ll miss you!
Is it just me or was Sadie dressed like a Vestal Virgin? I definitely think the ABC interns had something to do with Jen being in black and pure Sadie being in that virgin white dress….hysterical.
I hated The Virgin’s dress! She’s beautiful but looked like she was dressed to go to a Roman Ball. Come on Sadie, it’s 2006. Did anyone else notice that Lorenzo never said he picked Jen? He just kind of pulled the ring out and mumbled something about proposing, but not proposing, but in the akward silence he put the ring on her finger? He such a doofwad! Lincee, write in your blog about another favorite show of mine…Grey’s Anatomy! I would love to read your thoughts about the drama at Seattle Grace!!! Thanks for the laughs!
Anyone want to place bets on whether or not the next Bachelor ends up with his chick at the end???
Though you may not like Sadie’s dress, believe it or not it is very fashionable. Just take a look at the red carpet in Hollywood. I think Sadie acted with class all the way to the end. Jen’s nervous laughter was so annoying, now I see why she fits in so well with her eighth graders!!
Lincee, I so think that you should blog other reality shows. How about American Idol? Or if they do another season of Flavor of Love. You know that New York is getting her own show. That is going to be hilarious. Just think about it!!!
Did anyone else notice the gratuitous crotch grab as Blahrenzo “helped” Jen up onto her horse?!? I rewound my TiVo and watched it 5 times!
Bravo!! you make the show worth watching!!
The ‘new’ family ring gave it away. Princess mom had a vision of a vanilla milkshake forever owning a Borghese family heirloom and decided to create a ‘new one.’ (maybe on the ABC interns suggestion). She knew there was no love with either of them so it was less heirloom and more consolation prize for when he dumps Jen today.
How can one completely lame and boring season of The Bachelor be salvaged in a split second— by introducing the next bachelor. I will definitely be tuning in to this one. Just when I was considering giving up my twisted love affair with this show. Thanks ABC! Wish next season started tonight!!!!
A friend recently told me about this blog so I have not read the past articles…but not a good season? What are you ladies talking about? We had Princess Socialite from Texas with the Valley Girl accent. She made the entire show worth watching. That woman needs her own show, co-host with Chris, be the next Bachelorette…something! “Um, can I, like, pay one of the other girls to be my maid?” “Someone else is going to get the Rose and I’m going to HATE herrr!” She is pure comedy!
As for the next Bachelor..yes, he is a McHotty, but did he really say Gosh Darnit? or was it Golly Gee?
Someone PLEASE post the links to some Bachelorette’s MySpace pages so I can continue my stalking for a few more days. I want to take advantage while I still remember their names. =)
Can someone confirm if there are ANY other couples aside from Trista and Ryan that are still together?
I agree with Sadie being the next bachelorette. She has a wonderful personality, doesn’t say ‘like’ a million times in one sentence and is a fabluous dresser! She is a GREAT catch and I think would be an interesting season.
Just a few thoughts……….yes, I too noticed the crotch grab Chach gave Jen as she mounted her horse.
Does Navy Dr working on a submarine just scream “long distance relationship” to anyone?? Let’s hope he gets reassigned should he find his true love.
And finally, although an Ironman might look nice, unless you are training for one as well, run for the hills! Dating or being married to an “Ironman” will consist of your sweetie doing very long bike rides and runs on the weekend, squeezing in shorter rides and runs during the week either before or after work, swimming during lunch, going to bed at 8pm every night, eating healthy (which means he might not want to split nachos or dessert on that one night you happen to go out). He’ll be too tired to have sex and have nasty feet. If you’re into doing an Ironman as well, you’ll be so tired you won’t care.
PS: I’m not jaded, just been there done that as an athlete and a girlfriend.
Does anyone think Coach sounds like President Bill Clinton? Just wondering…
A few post-finale comments, in no particular order:
1. How foolish of Lorenzo not to learn Italian as a “free” language from his dad growing up. That way he could have chosen the gal he was really attracted to.
2. How irritating Jen became. She reminded me of a cocker spaniel puppy — which is fine, unless you’re a woman in your twenties.
3. Her dad, who was introduced to us as a complete nut job (cocking a shotgun to make a point with his daughter’s date?), became much more 3-dimensional — in a good way.
4. While I was able to tolerate Lorenzo a little more each week, I thought his words and actions at the end were cruel and clumsy.
5. Finally, having readjusted my assessment of Lorenzo (in part because of his irritating ambivalence; in part because he chose Jen), I concluded two things: they deserve each other…and I couldn’t care less about what happens to them as a couple.
Merry Christmas everybody!
Thanks for the laughs, great blog. Jenn seems sweet, but I predict this one won’t last! Jenn couldn’t even look Chach in the eye while she told him how she “felt” about him. Just kept stabbing at that stalk of broccoli. Surely, Dr. Navy will be more interesting!
I thought Charlie and Sarah B. were still together too. Maybe I just missed the news on their breakup.
I can’t believe there was no mention of the hideous peach shirt chach was wearing at his parents house. YUCK!
I personally thought that Sadie looked gorgeous in her dress at the end. Jen’s hair was pitiful. ABC could have done a better job fixing her up.
Sadie should totally be the next bachelorette!
I would have thought that Erica was entertaining had I not thought her character was a total fabrication. She was trying way too hard to be Paris Hilton with her horrible extensions and her fake “I’m a complete moron” voice.
I agree, Jen’s dad totally sounded like Bill Clinton!!
I think Charlie & Sarah did break up, but I can’t remember where I heard that.
Maybe it was because I watched Fievel Goes West and the Bachelor on the same day, but Renzy looks like Fievel, the mouse!!
Here’s hoping next season has more mean girls. This motley crue was d-u-l-l. And poor Jen is no deep thinker, for sure.
I’m still baffled about Lorenzo’s actual employment, since i missed the first exciting episode.
Did anyone notice that the new bachelor can’t fully close his mouth? Lots of teeth showing while talking, and this worries me.
Lincee Thank you for another great season!
Does anyone know where I can view a picture of the next bachelor. For some reason I missed that last night.
Thanks Lincee for a great season! The only reason I watched the show this season was to be able to have the visual when I read your recaps.
Can’t wait for spring!
WHAT HAPPENED TO “AFTER THE ROSE CEREMONY”?????? DO WE NOT GET TO SEE IF THEY ARE STILL TOGETHER?
Here’s an interview Jennifer and Lorenzo gave last night- interesting. Sounds like they are together for now. We were pulling for Sadie all the way though!
http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/bachelor-lorenzo-borghese-i-decided-about-two-hours-before-ceremony-4437.php
I have to disagree about the not a good season thing. Yea the last couple of episodes were lame, but how can you forget the drunken girl on the beach, and then the subtitles. ohmigoodness. I’m with Lincee on that one. THANK YOU ABC!!!
OR Erica, nuff said.
OR Lisa and the wacko timeline. I can’t believe that she thought her last date with Renzy went well. And who puts on a wedding dress for her date?
I’m not saying it was the best season of the bachelor, but it was definitely entertaining.
Next seasons bachelor used to cut my mom’s grass. His parents are her neighbors. Yes, he is all they say he is. Should be interesting.
Somehow I missed the next bachelor promo and then I deleted the show from my DVR. Does anyone know if there is a picture online I can see? All of this chatter about Dr. McNavy has me curious!
–too many laughs to count Lincee–and I appreciate them–we all do–that’s why we keep tuning in–to read your recap the next day
I totally agree about this being a great Bachelor season, Lisa the psycho bride, the drunk mumbly girl, Erica the quintessential dumb blonde and Sadie the only girl at the end I remotely liked. I was so sad for her at the end. Yeh, Lorenzo phrased it badly at the end but I think he really cared about her. I don’t think he made his decision until he absolutely had to, and I don’t think he was sure about it. He wasn’t ready to part with either of them. Jen did look like she was a prom nightmare. I thought Sadie looked gorgeous. Renzo commented on how gorgeous she looked twice and didn’t compliment Jen at all - that was funny. I thought Sadie handled herself quite graciously throughout and yes she mentioned her virginity quite a bit but she still get’s my vote for the next bachelorette. I thought she was funny. I don’t give Renzo and dull as dishwater Jen more than a month tops. Plus, the new guy may have a great bod but I think he’s going to turn out to be a putz personality wise. Thanks for the laughs Lincee, we appreciate it!
Thank you for the make me cry-laughing recaps! Keep up the wit and humor. We can all use it in this crazy world! Until Dr. McNavy…
Thanks
Awesome recaps; thanks for the laughs all season - looking forward to Dr. McArmy! YUMMMM
Lincee, loved it! What a crap year. haha I laughed so hard! Can’t wait for next spring. Write about any other shows???
there was NO comparison between beautiful, adorable sadie and jen in her too short, too tacky black frothy dress with those awful shoes. lorenzo should have given jen the boot and run after sadie’s limo.
my WORD … why wouldn’t he just let that poor girl go. is she o.k.? uhh … NO, jackhole. seriously.
sadie for the bachelorette!!!
oh, and lincee, you rock, girl. houston non-socialites, unite.
I’m with everyone else, thanks for the recaps! It is hard for me to get into the season when the bachelor ABC chooses is so one-dimensional… but Lincee to the rescue with this wonderblog!
So, maybe it’s just me but the next Bachelor looks kinda femm - anyone with me? Reminds me of a Firestone pretty boy. I hope there are interesting women chosen to cat fight over this tanning-bed-a-holic!
Until next season (insert Jim Halpert Face)
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Try this to see a pic of our future bachelor!
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I know for sure 100% Jen still lives in South Florida and is still teaching, but no idea if she will go to NYC. As for Regis & Kelly - she didnt say she was moving and they only saw eachother 1 time over the last 3 months. I dont think it is going to last….give 1 month for the PR to end and it will be over. Also, where was Chris ? Maybe he was so bored that he decided not to host the show.
I know for sure 100% that Jen is still in South FL teaching. On Regis and Kelly, she didn’t mention at all about moving to NYC where the show is taped. They said, that they only got too see eachother once during the last 3 months…I give it till the PR is over and they are done. And where was Chris? Too bored went back to the US early, no need to host the show???
Your host Chris Harrison was embarrassed about 2 things…
giving Lincee’s invite to the WTA to the wrong intern, who lost it
and being so entertained by Erica at the WTA that he did a knee slapper on national TV
did anyone else notice chach’s mom’s HUGE shoulder pads! I was cracking up!
One thing we learned in last night’s show is that Lorenzo has layers. We know that ogres have layers, so this may explain his somewhat heavy-handed treatment of Sadie at the end, not to mention all the awkward kissing along the way.
Anonymous 9:38 & 9:41 PM I was able to get this far for the link to see Dr. McNavy. What state is he from??
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Well Ladies, I found him!!!
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Sigh. Another season over, as pathetic as it was. I will miss your wit and clever writing dear Lincee. Why oh why do I invest myself in this show? At least we were given some (although few and far between!) laughs with Psycho Timeline Lisa (Seriously, what normal girl wears a wedding dress on a date?) who was very remininsent of My Eggs Are Rotting girl. Do girls really say this stuff in real life? Seriously. Thanks for the laughs Lincee…you’re all about pointing out the shame of this game!
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Lieutenant Andy Baldwin
http://ironmitch.blogspot.com/
Girl…Girl….Girl…..YOU are the only reason I watch this lame show!!! I so look forward to your blogs after each and every one of them. I have to say that Lorenzo has been the worst Bachelor yet. What a geek…..Lord…If I had to hear Sadie talk about saving herself ONE MORE time…I might just have to scream….but as nutty as she makes me…I did somewhat feel sorry for her. I thought she had so much more to offer him (besides her cherry)…oops…that might be to graphic…but anyway…I look forward to reading you next time. It seems they have finally found a manly man for a change!!!! Yippie!!
Did anyone notice that when Renzy’s mom asked what Sadie did for a living he said she was into Public Relations? On the TV screen it said she was a publicist…is that the same thing?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VbmcxVQE_8c
OUR NEW BACHELOR NO SHIRT!
Jane, yes.
“Public Relations? On the TV screen it said she was a publicist… is that the same thing? “
What do you think the “public” in PUBLICist is?
Not only did Jen have body glitter (that went out over 5 years ago) but a sequenced dress! What the?
Sadie looked fab! Cheesy that the V-card carrier was in white, but the dress was stunning.
I also felt that he was almost yelling at Sadie after he ditched her, what’s up with that? I think Renzy’s crazy mom (okay, I ask people their signs, too, so I only have a little wiggle room on that word!) would have hit it off with Lisa’s pilates mom. As for the Navy doctor, I speak from military spousal experience when I saw that part of his life is not glamorous. He’ll travel all the time and work crazy hours- so potential girls be aware!=)
Lorenzo is such a Mama’s Boy. He will never be happy until he cuts those apron strings from her. That Mommy’s boy thing make him so unattractive!
um, palm reader…
Hi people
I do not know what to give for Christmas of the to friends, advise something ….
Hello. Good day
Who listens to what music?
I Love songs Justin Timberlake and Paris Hilton
did Agnese join the blog???
(Anon 10:16 am and 6:02 am)
my thoughts exactly, dyli
Have a good day.
Did Anyone see erica on VH1 Big in ‘06 Awards? She was one of the female award winners!
no one saw you erica.
Help BFF Paul! HELP! There is some advertising thing on the boards we need your expertise to boot it off! Note the above comment!
What’s the scoop, Lincee?
We keep hearing they are broken up and Jenn is dating another teacher….are you SERIOUS? Talk about bad decisions!!
Looks like the story may be true about Jen cheating. This is from MSNBC.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16042696/
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That’s the conversation that I imagine Prinze Lorenzo Borghese (Season 9’s “The Bachelor”) when he decided to toss his number one pick from the show, Jennifer Wilson, in favor of the runner-up, Sadie Murray. From US Weekly:
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