Archive for November, 2008

Nov
26
Posted by Lincee

Over the river and through the woods

Well…I’m not technically going to “grandmother’s” house, but I am heading home for Thanksgiving. Joy! A time of food, football and fighting the crowds at the movie theater. What better way to spend the holiday I ask you?

FOOD: Inevitably, my 92-year-old Mimi will bake about nine pies. My Daddy will poke fun at my Mama all day long about how more people are eating his fried turkey than the one she bought at the store. I will also be forced to turn my nose up at the sweet potato casserole, silently lamenting that I should have drug my butt out of bed at 6:00 that morning to make old fashioned mashed potatoes for me and the rest of the kids under 12-years-old. Then I will literally choke as the smell of Nannie’s famous green bean bundles (wrapped in bacon) attacks my olfactory nerves. But there will always be rolls. And pie. For that…I am truly thankful.

MOVIES: Jamie and I are going to see Twilight. Robert Pattinson is hot. You know who else is hot? James FREAKIN’ Bond. If you are too cool for Twilight, go see Quantum Solace. Lots of action, shooting, blowing up of things and the smoldering, brooding, gorgeous blue eyes of Daniel Craig. Both flicks receive two toe thumbs up from me. Be aware…I hear Australia is getting terrible reviews. However, there’s always Hugh Jackman shirtless. You pretty much can’t go wrong there.

FOOTBALL: The Longview Lobos are in the playoffs. For the millionth year in a row. Ow Owwww! Not only that, but college football is HUGE this weekend. So much is riding on several games, that it’s almost too much to handle. But I’m sure Kirk Herbstreit can calm me down during Game Day. Oh Kirk. Why do you never return my calls? (BTW: I am not going to mention a certain NFL team that is playing because they still have a little over one year left in their shun.)

On the serious, I’m thankful for this website and all the friends who come to visit it every day. If I had a ping pong table, I’d invite six of you over for ice cream, popcorn, jelly beans and toast. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Nov
24
Posted by Lincee

“Don’t move.”

You know what I’m talking about…

What did you guys think? I want to know!

I LOVED IT!

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Nov
19
Posted by Lincee

Team Edward

So I’m a 15-year-old stuck in a 30-something-year-old body. Sue me.

I was introduced to the Twilight books when they first came out and could care less about them because they were about vampires. And I don’t do vampires.

But my friend Heather insisted that I read the books and overlook the “vampire-ness” of it all because she knows I’m a SUCKER (ha!) for a good romance. Heather and I are both creative, love the same movies and are infatuated with Johnny Depp, so I decided that she could be trusted.

I read the first book in two days. And the next three followed in 10 days. And I convinced my sister to read them too. And she’s OLDER than ME!!!

Even though I try to live my life publically on IHGB.com, I resisted the urge to create a post on how excited I am about the new movie coming out this weekend. I didn’t want to step up on another soap box and defend myself like I did to numerous concerned friends and family members after posting my High School Musical 3: Senior Year thoughts. I was afraid that I would come home one day with all my friends on my couch ready to conduct an intervention where they make me to take a good hard look at the date on my driver’s license, force me to watch some grown-up Oscar movie like There Will Be Blood and then make me remove Gossip Girl from my DVR playlist.

Then I received an amazing, heart-felt email from IHGB reader Brittany:

“I love your website and it is the sole reason for me watching the Bachelor anymore! I also love musicals and tween pop culture. So, I was wondering why you haven’t mentioned Twilight??? It is the BEST book. If it wasn’t a sin I would admit that I like it more than Harry Potter, but I wouldn’t dare say that out loud. If you haven’t read it you need to and then talk about it!”

I’m going to assume Brittany is a 30-something-year-old too and embrace my opportunity to get pumped about seeing this dude 80 feet high in the air…

And if there is any doubt, I’m on TEAM EDWARD and will be wearing this shirt Heather designed on opening night:

I want to hear from you in the comment section. Team Edward? Or Team Jacob?

(If you are interested in other Twilight t-shirts, visit Heather’s site.)

I asked it the last time she was arrested and I’ll ask it again…

Mary Mary…why you buggin?

Oh you haven’t heard? Thanks to several of my dear, sweet readers, I was recently informed via email and text and Facebook and Twitter that dear Mary Mary (our favorite Bob the Bachelor reject and sort of fiancĂ© of Butch Wax the fisherman) decided to become “unruly” in a bar this weekend.

Let’s all say it together: “BLESS HER HEART!” She has officially fallen off the deep end. We need to hold an intervention maybe. Or form a support group for former Bachelorettes who are not allowed on ABC reunion shows anymore.

If you have no idea what I’m talking about, see here:

Who else should be in the support group? The gold-digger chick from Jesse’s season? Should we go ahead and induct DDAHnna? Or would her Daddy get mad and make me sleep with the fishes? What do you think IHGB readers?