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Mar
11
Posted by Lincee

Six degrees of melba toast

Fact:  I’ve asked Hare to share my web address (on several occasions) with all my ABC peeps, including the intern, Psychotherapist, Gary the camera man and Cesar the limo driver. 

Fact:  On August 15, I announced that Jason Mesnick was Melba toast.  Clearly Jason reads my website because he made every effort to prove me wrong this season.  He mugged down with every girl, he got it on in a hot tub on numerous occasions, “fell in love” with two women, had a nervous break down after letting one go, proposed to the other one and then changed his mind. 

Fact:  Jason and Molly grace the cover of People magazine. 

Fact:  Melissa graces the floor of Dancing with the Stars. 

Fact:  Samantha Harris is the host of Dancing with the Stars.  She is also the spokesperson for an online campaign (www.toastforeverydayhealth.com), in which participants learn about eating healthier (or in my case entering the sweepstakes and win a trip to a resort and spa in Arizona.) 

And guess who the sponsor is? 

Old London Melba Toast.   

Coincidence?  I think not.  ABC is pimping The Bachelor everywhere…even when we don’t know it.  Creative geniuses!

BEWARE!

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  1. adriana Said,

    Hahaha. Awesome!

  2. LP Said,

    Love it!

  3. Brandy Said,

    That is hilarious Lincee!! How funny! :)

  4. Pat Said,

    “Old London Melba Toast”…do you mean the Bachelor from London? What’s his name? Matt?

    I never put it together that Samantha Harris is Chris Harris’s wife…wow. My husband and I always make fun of her deep voice because you cannot hear it over the music on DWTS. We always go, “and I’m Samatha Harris” in the deepest voices we can muster whenever she starts talking. We think we are so funny.

  5. Leslie from Austin Said,

    That’s Joeincidence with a C.

    All you die-hard Friends fans will know what I am talking about.

    Yours truly,

    Regina Felangy

  6. jen Said,

    fact: samantha harris annoys the crap out of me. just sayin’.

  7. Erica Said,

    Lincee- too funny- are you going to blog DWTS!?!?!?! I’m dying to hear your thoughts!
    #4…She is referring to the product brand “Old London” who makes Melba toast and that it’s full circle…not Matt :)
    Also, Samatha Harris is not married to Chris Harrison- their names are different and Samatha’s is a stage name- her maiden name is Shapiro…her husband’s name is Michael Hess :)
    Here is an article from PEOPLE On the birth of their daughter from 2007 :) Not trying to call you out, just thought you might like the info :)
    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20058322,00.html

  8. Michellyoh Said,

    #5, you could have signed your name “Princess Consuela Bananahammock”!!!!

  9. stef Said,

    Lincee – that was great. It was like all the clouds aligned (again)

    #4 – Pat, I totally thought that same thing when Lincee wrote Samatha Harris. I was thinking Chris’s wife not even realizing that his last name is Harrison.

  10. Cindy Said,

    I agree #6 – we were happy when Drew Lachey replaced her for one season! :)

  11. Kris Said,

    #5 could have also signed it Chanandler Bong. I’m laughing out loud with these references! And I”m having an awfully hard time dealing with this being reality series number 3 for Melissa. Ugh…

  12. Jeanne Said,

    Loves it! Even though I’ve never been much of a DWTS Fan, I will be watching this season and agree with everyone who says “Lincee!!! Blog DWTS this season!!!”

  13. Carolyn Said,

    BWA HA HA!!!

    I’m voting that ain’t just a coincidence :-)

  14. Leslie from Austin Said,

    #11 – that’s Ms. Chanandler Bong!

  15. Kate Said,

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is hilarious!

  16. AggieFan Said,

    I love Chandler Bing…..I miss Friends….I seriously think it was the BEST sitcom ever! There are some close condenters (Cheers, Cosby, Happy Days, Seinfeld, Fresh Prince to name a few other good ones), but Friends beats them all in my book!

  17. AggieFan Said,

    OOOOhhhhh, I forgot about Scrubs….HILARIOUS….yeah, that’s a really good one too….

  18. Susie Said,

    Toooo funny….I hope this link works: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20263964,00.html

    Cancer patient Jade Goody wearing a hoodie that says “pineapple”

    I bought myself the entire Friends series for Christmas. I am so generous to me………

  19. Sheila Said,

    Samanth Harris totally bugs- it’s not just her voice either. Her interviews skills are non exsistant. I cringe
    every time those poor people have to go back and talk to her. Drew Lachey was SO much better when she was gone.

  20. pinkcupcakevintage Said,

    samantha harris= melba toast that has been half chewed by an infant.

  21. jammf Said,

    Is it just me, or does anyone else think the producers of The Bachelor were challenged to show Jason as other than Melba Toast after reading Lincee’s blog last August? You have a lot of more influence than you know Lincee!

  22. Steph Said,

    Ok I know this is soooo obvious but who thinks the first night of Jillian being Bachelorette will have something to do with hot dogs? I thought of that this morning as I made pigs in a blanket and later when my son dipped them in ketchup. He’s gonna be a good man LOL

  23. Holly go lightly Said,

    Aggie Fan, what about King of Queens? Doug teaching Carrie how to dance with the pole.

  24. julie h Said,

    http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/03/11/bachelors-melissa-the-ultimate-rebound/
    Melissa’s new BF (an old BF) is named Ty. That’s got to be annoying.

  25. Em Said,

    #5 could have also signed it

    Ken Adams (Some Guy!)

  26. Pat Said,

    Oh…..my bad. I totally didn’t even think about Chris and Samantha’s last names being different! And I didn’t know that the melba toast brand name was Old London. I was thinking there was a connection through Matt somehow. Oh well, I still think the whole thing is totally funny.

  27. pineapple! Said,

    Totally agree. Samantha Harris is PAINFUL to watch. When she is interviewing she’ll flub and say completely non-sensical things. Live tv is not her friend.

    And promoting healthy eating? Interesting. I really thought that she has looked pretty unhealthy since losing so much weight after her baby. Just too skeletal for my taste I guess. I might be the only one who sees it that way.

  28. Leslie from Austin Said,

    You’re right King of Queens is also hilarious!

  29. PK Said,

    Lincee we need ‘Pineapple’ Swag Items….I’d buy one.

  30. Sleep deprived mom Said,

    I’m totally cracking up!! So you think a certain reality tv blogger is giving himself a little too much credit :-) ?!?

  31. PK Said,

    Lincee how about ‘Pineapple’ Swag?

  32. mtnmchgrl Said,

    #4 Pat – Chris HARRISON is not married to Samanta HARRIS????? How did you infer that from the blog?
    Old London is the manufacturer of Melba Toast, which is what Lincee referred to The Douchler as all season.

  33. mtnmchgrl Said,

    #22 Steph – you can guarantee there will be hot dogs and lots of them.

    I wish they’d replace Tom B. with Chris Harrison on DWTS. TB and SH are both kind of painful to watch. For different reasons.

  34. Joy Said,

    I agree… they’re all in on it.
    ;-)

  35. Deb Said,

    Did anyone else notice that it looks like our Melissa was rocking a diamond on the all important finger last night?

  36. Jen Said,

    Best sitcom Post-Friends = How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM) get your head in the game people

  37. Biz Said,

    Samantha Harris – her neck bugs me. It’s too long!! Seriously, look at it.

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