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I’m telling you…that’s one person who was working overtime during After the Final Rose.  Her and the drama coach because this was some SERIOUS ACTING going on tonight!  My favorite was when Hare had to bite his lip in order not to bust out laughing during his awkward third wheel moment when Melissa was being thrown under the bus. 

Twenty-four.  That’s how many times Jason cried tonight.  Ironically, it’s also the number of crotch shots during Molly’s naughty massage.  Coincidence?  I think not. 

Yes I’m annoyed.  Yes I think Jason is a d-bag and ABC is in it for the ratings.  I got sucked in for sure and definitely had something WAY MORE dramatic in my imagination than what happened.  However, I do feel sorry for Melissa.  Uncool that Jason and Molly mugged down moments after Mel is sent home in the rejection limo. 

Apparently, there’s a part two tomorrow night.  I’m sure it’s going to be an hour long session of ABC and Hare convincing us that this is not a scripted show.  Just like the Hills.

I’ll have a recap tomorrow night.  After the After the Final Rose part 2.  I’m going to see my Ukrainian now.  Double date with Jillian, eh?

I’m in the hotel and can CONFIRM that they have ABC.  Thanks to everyone from Canada and your messages on other station options!

Whoo hoo!

I’m in Canada.

No, I’m not slathering mustard on hot dogs with Jillian.  I’m here on business.  And that business is to search for the mysterious Ogo Pogo in Lake Whatchacallit.  But that’s an entry for another time.

I’m assuming that my hotel will have ABC.  I’m assuming that I will be able to watch it live.  I’m assuming that with all the drama, I will write a little post tonight.  Please know that the recap will be TOMORROW NIGHT, and not during the day, because I’m going to be looking for that Ukrainian guy that Jill’s grandma is hording away up here.  But that’s neither here nor there.

If I don’t have ABC in my hotel, I will have to wait and watch it online.  We all know that this is not an ideal scenario.  However, sometimes work gets in the way of play.

Can not wait for the drama!  Fingers crossed that I have ABC!