It’s time to pimp out a few things that are coming up in the next couple of weeks. Make sure to mark your calendars:
1. TUESDAY NIGHT: American Idol Live Blog
That’s right friends. Your very own AI blogger Kyle Cordell and I will be coming at you LIVE on Tuesday night. The plan is to both write during the show and then post at the commercial breaks. So you’ll need to refresh often and join in the fun on the comments section. It’s like we’re all there, but not really. Remember to bring your ear plugs for Adam’s screaming. And tissue for when he cries during his “emotional slow song” that he chooses himself. Because I’m pretty sure the judges will have him sticking his tongue out during their pick.
2. NEXT MONDAY NIGHT: Jillian is BACK! Bring on the mustard.
It’s nice to see that Jill is still trying to make the side pony tail happen. You go Jill. On another note…have you been to the ABC website? We’ve got some really good looking boys from which to choose this year! There are several from Texas (YES!), an oil man (shout out to O&G industry baby!) and a break dancer.
Let’s pause so you can read that last one again.
I’m calling it. There will be some sort of dance off and this dude will spin on his head. Electric Boogaloo style. Mark my words.
3. Big Pimpin’ For Real
My website started out as a dating reality show blog. It’s about time that I take the skills and education I’ve learned in the last 12 seasons, along with my E-Harmony knowledge, and put it to good use.
I’m proud to announce that I will be pimping out my cousin in weeks to come. He is currently serving our country in Iraq. My goal is to get him a few dates to look forward to when he returns to the USA this fall! We will be revealing his 27 levels of capatability in three separate posts. He is almost as funny as I am and way smarter. Stay tuned for more details.
So remember…TEAM KRIS, HOT DOG JILLIAN and SOLDIER BOY PIMPIN’.