Now there’s a sentence I never expected to write on my website.
Seriously Brian. Words can hardly express my reaction to your slow motion strip tease. Yes, it was mainly due to the fact that I was quite literally behind the sofa cushion because I was embarrassed for you and could only muster enough courage to occasionally peek out and see the other boys laughing. Plus, I was watching the beloved event with my Dad.
Not awkward. At all.
I’m in East Texas for work this week. Therefore, the recap will be up late tomorrow. I’m visiting rigs and don’t expect to be home early at all. In the meantime, feel free to talk amongst yourselves here.
I’ll give you a topic: Jillian goes in for the kiss already puckering her lips. Is this odd or cute? Are you loving Michael as much as I am? Is it me or does Jake have just a touch of crazy in him? Discuss.
I think Dave has a touch of crazy in him – did he actually say he’d like to tie Juan to a post and beat the crap out of him? Sheesh – sounds like he’d lead a lynch mob – not exactly the type of thing I’d like to hear. Why was he SOO bent out of shape that Juan didn’t drink that shot? I guarantee if Juan would have simply said he didn’t want one (instead of silently pouring it out – which I didn’t see but probably happened), he would have been all over him for that too – saying he was a goodie goodie or something. I think David needs to go home big time.
I’m liking the edit ABC is giving Jake – he is adorable – I don’t see crazy in him (but maybe I’m wrong).
PS: Nice misspelling of the word “your” on one of the clues, ABC intern.
Agree Karen, Dave is crazy scary, way too bent on kickin’ somebody’s a**. I liked several of the guys, but definitely thought Wes and Juan were a little phony. I felt like Jake was sweet, but maybe a little too anxious to get in a relationship.
Ed = Cute. Reid = Cute. Brad = Maybe he’s the edit.
Can’t wait for the blog.
So what is the deal with Mathue going home, but keeping foot fetish Tanner? I had a non-Bachelorette friend call me in the middle of the show. Did I miss something that Mathue did wrong?
I did notice a strange pucker from Jillian. Looks like she’s going to get ample practice to get her technique down.
These boys are giving past bachelorettes a run for their money in the crazy train department!!! Not getting a good vibe from quite a few! Dave is scary mean, Tanner is STILL freaky with the foot fetish (GIVE IT A REST, DUDE!!), Wes is full of himself (duh!) and Jake seems just too good to be true (sorry gals). The washboard ab showing and thrusting was a little cringe worthy. And………did the red boots seems too big for our gal Jill? I swear I thought she looked like she was playing dress up in them!
A quick shout out to my BFF, in Texas (not Lincee), who has a birthday today!
Okay, so Brian really does not know how to read women, we do not care to see your junk floppying around in the air on the first week…. You should have kept your clothes on…. And then, admit on national television that “it was a little cold there”… oh my, I would have kicked you out too without giving it a second thought…
I have to agree with Reid, I think Wes is on the show to get publicity for his music- He does not a bit interested on her and you can tell that from a mile away, all he wants is camera action…plus I think he will be the one with a girlfriend..
Yummy, there is something about that Ed, he is McLust- sooooo charming and misterious, I like that!!
My fiance and I are obsessed with coming up with more lyrics to Wes’s song. Unfortunately, we could only come up with one more line:
Wes: They say love don’t come eeeeaaaaaasy
Us: I’ll be your George, you’ll be my Weeeeeezy
C’mon, everybody now. Sing!
Maybe it’s the way I’m seeing the edit, but I adore Jake. David has got to go! That boy is CRAZY!!! And seriously Brian? Hung like a light switch? *shakes head* Wes is totally there for the publicity. I wonder who it is that supposedly has a girlfriend back home. Didn’t some guy say last week that 3 guys supposedly do. Hmmm….. Poor Jill!
And to #6 Susan, ROFLMBO!! Too funny!
I don’t know where ABC found these jokers, but did the ABC interns take away their crazy meds when they moved into the bunkhouse? David with his roid rage, Brian with his strip tease/jump in the pool, Tanner Feet with his old foot fetish. This is quite the bunch.
Jake still seems sweet to me, but maybe a little over eager (kind of reminds me of Jeremy from DeAnna’s season and seems to be getting the same kind of edit). I still like Kiptyn and added Reid to my list of good ones this week. Wes drives me crazy, wish he wasn’t still around. I liked Mathue too, but I think the guys who are in their mid-twenties are going to end up being not old/mature enough for Jillian.
Jilian has certainly gotten off to great start with the kissing! At this pace she might kiss more peeps that Jason chach did
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Okay -so I have oil property in east Texas – or mid Texas – Midland. There are lots of Helmses there and the Bushes of course. Hope they dig deeper — cause I need a big check this month.
Back to Jillian. It made me homesick — I just left L.A.working and lived close to Venice Beach.
You know, so many of those guys are such party animals – loud and unruley. It’s kind of sad – the whole scenario. I really like Juan the best of all – he’s much tamer and real – that is, if he’s not a phoney.
I read on one comment/Web site a post from someone who knows Wes, the Texas country singer and he said that he’s just there for his career – that he’s just that type.
But,Jillian is so adorable and real —- she deserves a nice guy — I hope there’s one in the bunch.
Unless we learn differently, I’m on Team Juan.
#1 – I noticed the “your” instead of “you’re” on the clue too. Whoops!
Did anyone notice how Tanner and Michael were sitting on the couch. All snuggled up to eachother – Tanner had his arm around him – very awkward! Makes me wonder if they bat for the other team? And if so, why they would be on this show?
#6 Susan – love it!! You definitely have a future in songwriting!
Any time Dave was on camera last night, all I could keep thinking was, “If this dude was living in a different time period, he would totally be the one to drag a woman by the hair back to his cave.” I cannot express how supremely annoyed I was with him and all his “Man Code” bluster.
And, you know, I like men who are men…I guess you would say a “man’s, man”. That doesn’t bother me at all. Crazy jealous, crazy anger management issues…just crazy in general doesn’t work for me.
By the way, what is exactly is the Man Code? I tried to get it out of my husband, but he swore up and down he didn’t know. Actually, he claimed that until Mathue started crying in his exit interview, then he quickly said, “I may not know exactly what the Man Code is, but that has definitely got to be part of it. No crying on national television!!”
First – I think guys like Dave don’t translate well on TV. Quite honestly, I too would like to punch Juan in the face. A little testosterone in a man is a GOOD thing.
Tanner and his foot OBSESSION freaks me out.
Ed is a little yummy.
And Olivia, I totally agree – it is VERY obvious that Wes isn’t interested in her. He even said “tonight is all about me.” I’m ready for him to GO.
Is anyone else getting annoyed by Jillian’s self-depricating speaches that she’s not hot? While parading around LA in a bikini? Yeah, you’re an absolute cow.
I didn’t see any crazy in Jake, I adored him! But, you called a red flag on David, who I also thought was sweet after he got all tripped up on his words last week, and boy were you right about him! Dude is psycho!!
I’m actually with David on the not liking Juan thing, but David is taking it to scary extremes.
Not liking Wes either – definitely think he’s in it for the music career boost.
Right now I’m loving Jake and I’m intrigued by Ed and Reid and hope they both get some more air time next week.
I thought that Jilli was just adorable when she confessed that she really didn’t notice what she and Kiptyn were talking about, she just wanted to make out with him…hey Jilli! ME TOO!!! He’s definitely in my top 3 list. I also really like Jake, but I’ve got a special thing for guys who can fly planes upside down, before we even get to the abs!
I liked Juan last week and I still like him okay, but there is zero chemistry between him and our girl and so I think he won’t be around that very much longer. Hopefully she’ll see through Wes and his faux soulful routine with the really bad country music – I don’t see myself exactly rushing out to buy that album, guess he bombed out of the American Idol auditions.
Tanner has to go. Dave has to go – I never saw anything cute in him and now? Yecch. MIchael is ADORABLE but too young for our Jilli. Watch out for baseball Mike and Ed as the dark horses, and also maybe Brad and maybe Jesse. But I’m on Team Jake! And maybe also Team Kiptyn! You go Jillian – keep coming up with great ideas for shirtless activities for the boys – I just loved the Amazing Race crossover, maybe make them eat a rat or 2?
I like Jake! Some of these guys, and gals, come on this show too “guarded” (which I think is Bachelor speak for “I’ll give you a ring at the end, but I wouldn’t start making church deposits quite yet). So I like that Jake is ready. He was my favorite last week.
Ed didn’t stand out to me last week, but this week, I was feeling him. Team Ed!
Wes – no ma’am. I’m over him. I think he’s creepy, and I think he’s going to be one of the ones that has a girlfriend. Then David can take him out back and tie him to a tree.
Has anyone noticed that Jill starts every sentence with “I never dreamed/imagined/thought…” I think I heard it 50 times last night. Our Bachelorette, Jillian “I never dreamed” Harrison.
I can totally see Jake going crazy and threatening to jump off the bachelorette mansion when/if Jillian cuts him. Calling soulmate after a wardrobe change montage? No thanks…absolutely adorable and good dancer, but I hope he keeps his love at first sight comments from Jillian for a while.
Ed totally has some Jeffery Dean Morgan from Grey’s in him.
Was really sad she cut Simon!! He seemed pretty funny, but granted did not really speak to her once!
Also, hate to talk about the bachelorette, but my friends and I are starting to question her taste…I’d personally throw up a little in my mouth if I got serenaded by a guy such as Wes, or had to physically restrain Tanner from touching my feet.
#13 I totally hate when Jill says “I’m not a 5’5″ blonde model blah blah”…she has said it both weeks and its annoying.
Dave-CRAZY eyes, although – too hate Juan.
When Juan talks you can just feel his fakeness like its rehearsed.
Wes-bad news bears. Can’t remember the hot dude from DD but its him ALL over again.
If ABC really wanted her to find love they would show her the etra footage of the guys bein douchy.
Dave is good looking but he is dangerous–he is angry. Juan is handsome but he doesn’t seem genuine but like he is trying too hard. Wes is a complete phony!! How can she not see that?
Now Ed——–Ed is CUTE!!
Am I the only one who sees some of these guys at the rose ceremony and thinks “who the heck are these guys”? It seems like some of them you don’t even see speak until we see them at the rose ceremony.
I’m so sad that I can’t stand Wes. I want to stand up for the home-town guy, I wanted to like him, really. But he REALLY bugs me! He is clearly self involved. My question is why can’t Jill see it. Is it really that different in person than it appears on TV? I don’t know.
Jake is cute but to say he would marry Jill is a little premature don’t ya think.
Juan, what a tool. Something is creepy about him.
And Dave. Dear Dave… seriously? Talk about the bully from junior high. He needs to quit worring about everyone else and worry about himself. He has some unresolved issues.
I don’t get any “crazy” from Jake…well except for CRAZY HOTT! Yowza! And how adorable was he teaching Jillian how to two step!
Why? Why did she keep Tanner Toejam and let sweet Mathue go?! Also Michael was getting a little close to Tanner Toejam for my liking, I’m all for bromance, but not with the creepers, Michael.
I really like Ed and Mike as my under the radar picks, and Jesse was great also. Wes needs to go! Jilly’s gonna end up falling for him and he won’t be into her, much like the Deanna/Graham fiasco.
Tanner Toejam is awesome–he makes for good tv. It was so funny when he was talking about Brian being naked.
Can’t we keep Tanner?
on my current “like” list: jake (my #1 – i don’t find anything crazy about him – i think it’s sincere), ed, jesse (though he kinda reminds me of “robin” from the batman movie about 10 years ago – i forget the actor’s name), kiptyn (though i still don’t trust him 100%), michael, mike (fix the hair, though, dude!), and reid. on my “hate” list: david, juan, tanner p, wes – for the same reasons everyone else does. on my “just not that into him” list: brad, robby, sasha. on my “the jury’s still out” list: mark, tanner f – i don’t feel like i’ve seen enough of these guys to have an opinion.
my vote for the 3 with the hidden girlfriends: wes, juan, and either david or kiptyn.
i am definitely feeling like jillian does not have very good guy radar – she’s totally falling for wes’s superficial crap, and she keeps tanner p despite his weird foot thing? doesn’t make sense. my radar also goes off majorly for juan – i don’t trust the dude. she is right i think that she always chooses the “bad boy”.
did anyone else see the weird piece of pink fabric that michael had around his right wrist at the rose ceremony? he seems like a nice guy but that was really weird. you can see it when one of the other guys gets called – i think maybe mark – michael touches his forehead and i was like “what the heck is that thing?” maybe it’s a spare headband for when he goes into his breakdancing? or some sort of good luck talisman? very odd.
” ” ” Is anyone else getting annoyed by Jillian’s self-depricating speaches that she’s not hot? While parading around LA in a bikini? Yeah, you’re an absolute cow.” ” ”
I was half LOL’ing and half eye-rolling when Jill made the comment that she wasn’t some 5’5″, leggy, blonde model with big boobs.
1 – Generally speaking it is hard to be 5’5″ and leggy (it is possible, but highly improbable)
B – It is even more highly improbable, more like impossible, to be 5’5″ and a model. 5’7″ is usually considered too short.
As for the guys, I prefer Juan to David. David strikes me as bat-shit crazy. And NOT in a good way. I also agree that Jake seems to be “too good to be true” which is unfortunate.
Jake is really good looking and cute but maybe going to fast?
Didn’t Jillian begin the kiss with Kip? I don’t know about that.
…too fast
I’m totally with you NYC! I can’t comprehend how Wes or Tanner would be appealing to her. Dave, either. Ick!
And, Leslie from Austin, I agree on everything you said.
I think Jake has loads of crazy hidden away. Why else would he be single? Seriously. He’s hot, he’s nice, but I have a feeling he’d be that crazy cling-on, over-committed boyfriend.
I think Ed is going to emerge as the frontrunner after next week. He is adorable and I didn’t give him enough credit last week (Though we didn’t see very much of him). BUt after last night and after seeing the previews – I think we’ll be seeing much more of him.
Leslie from Austin – I am also an Austinite and really wanted to pull for the hometown guy too, but he’s creepy and insincere. I truly hope Jilli sees through his BS.
i was cracking up watching Tanner P. and Michael in the hunt for Jillian race. if there was ever a gay Bachelor show, then these two should be on it! does anyone else sense some gay qualities in Tanner P.? Either way, I like them both aside from the foot fetish, but not my picks for our girl Jill.
No one is really saying much about Mark, but I predict he’ll end up being a front runner. Along with Jesse, Kiptyn, Jake and maybe Ed.
I can’t stand David. He’s putting my Dayton, OH roots to shame. Whoever called him a droid … perfect name for him! He’s scarey.
Did anyone notice foot-Tanner and his arm around Micheal? it was weird to me. Actually there was alot of weirdness yesterday. the kiss w/ Kipton- it was a little awkward for me. It looked like he was literally sucking her to him w/ each kiss.
Dave has scared me since Day 1. And has anyone noticed that his right eye blinks independently of his left? Watch for it next time. It’s kinda scary.
I love Kiptyn. I agree that he could be a “Graham” (DeAnna’s season), but only because he’s not gonna throw himself at Jill and act like an idiot (*ahem* “Light Switch Boy”). I just think he’s adorable and sweet. And I love that Jill just wants to kiss him. I predict that Jill will keep him until she gets some feedback, which I doubt he will give quickly. But, boy’s got it in the bag!
Another awkward moment: Jake speed kissing right after asking Jill about her views on marriage. He went in for the KILL! I was afraid she’d come back bruised.
I just want David to leave really soon. And I feel that Juan Valdez is a mama’s boy and will have a bawling session before the season is over. Newsflash: Wes isn’t even a good singer.
My daughter said several times through the show “how stupid is this?” Oh she of little faith.
The ones I noticed/ who bugged:
Kiptyn – me likey, but not sure what his parents were smoking when they named him.
Ed – cute, and seems almost “normal” or what passes for such on this show.
Math-hue- didn’t even see you until you were saying goodbye. Guess you can change your name back now.
Juan – you are smarmy. Go home to mama.
David – for someone who couldn’t speak not so long ago, you sure don’t know how to shut the fuck up now. Does he remind anyone else of The Rock?
Michael the Dancer – about your bracelet, dude. It didn’t match your outfit. Learn to accessorize better.
Wes- I guess Kenny Chesney was booked, so the interns found his lookalike wanna-be.
Tanner the footfetishist – get a job at Payless and get off my TV.
Jake – you’re looking a little desperate buddy. Slow the fuck down.
Thanks ABC for the all the bare chest shots. Appreciate it.
Why do the boys have to stay army-barracks style? The ladies on the Bachelor get an entire house.
The boys who get a rose on their date get to stay in the same house with Jillian. Not so on the Bachelor.
Methinks a double standard here.
Lost a little respect for Jill last night when she kept Tanner Toejam and let go of Julian. The first week, she didn’t see the foot fetish, but she did last night and still kept him. Why?…
I hate it when there are guys who don’t get to go on dates. Seems really unfair to me to be cast on a dating show and not get to go on a date.
#23 – Yeah, what was with the scrunchie that Mike had on his wrist?
Don’t know why there are folks hating on Juan. Just seems like he’s different than the rest of the chest-thumping knuckle-draggers, like Dave, which I find refreshing. As for not drinking, maybe he has a drinking problem and isn’t comfortable admitting it – or just prefers not to get sh*t-faced and embarrass himself on national TV by threatening violence, getting naked or drooling over his favorite body parts… Seems sensible to me.
Loving Jake – don’t see any crazy there (yet). Also on Team Ed.
As for Wes, is Jillian just such a big country music fan that she can’t see past this phoney?
For me, the jury is out on Juan. I don’t love him, but I also don’t hate him. And I didn’t think the whole not-drinking-the-shot thing was a big deal. I know I’ve done that a lot at parties, especially when people are expecting you to drink. I never poured it out, but I would pretend to drink more than I actually did, or have a drink in my hand and just not drink out of it. Then again, I am a girl…so there’s always that.
As for Dave, I now think his whole “not being able to find the words” when he came out of the limo the first night was all a complete sham. An absolute act. Nobody who is that forthcoming, loud-mouthed, aggressive and boorish loses his words easily like that. I’m calling it: Total sham!(wow)
agree with all of the predictions so far—-love ed.
cant believe no one has mentioned “mancode” !!! we only had to hear it 12 times—and if anyone is “breaking mancode” it’s maniac bully david!!! please send in the mob after him….asap. and i agree i dont love wes singing either!!
#32–agree with your comments, (except that wes looks NOTHING like kenny c), but please watch the language—this a family site–esp if you were watching the show with your daughter!!
1. LOVING the latin-lover music they always play for Juan. Seriously…I nearly fell off my sofa last night I was laughing so hard.
2. At first I liked Wes. Now I think he’s a DB.
3. David…oh Davied…you have cemented my belief that people from Ohio are simply a little…uh…”off”. And perhaps he just has a little too much testosterone for me. Not that I like wimps…but if you have to worry about him secretly ripping the heads off of small animals because he can’t tie Juan to a tree…well…yeah….
4. Ed. We didn’t see much of Ed last night but he’s my dark horse. I like him. He’s kind of like Fred from the last Bachelorette. I heart Fred.
5. I HEART JAKE. I do. I love him. I’m totally Bridget Jone’s-ing OUT for him. But…like Witchy Woman said…I too found myself thinking…there MUST be something wrong with him. He’s just too good to be true. He’s adorable. Sweet. Gentlemanly. And lives in Dallas. Dallas which is teeming with single, gorgeous women. You can’t tell me he wouldn’t have already been snatched up pretty quickly.
Looking forward to the recap.
ok… jill & her screeching sounds she makes… all the time! hello! stop sounding like a little prissy girl! geeze!
juan is as fake as fake can get!
dave… dude… he looks like the Rock! does he not!?!?
tanner…. super creepy on the foot fetish. i bet the intern told her to keep him for ratings & for lincee’s page!!
jake… he’s cute.. sweet.. seems real… but i’m not buying this reality tv anymore after jason did the ole switcharoo afterwards….
OMG Kristi #11 I noticed that too. I actually had to rewind my Tivo to see if I actually saw what I thought I saw. Very odd indeed!
I also thought she was a little quick with the lips but you know what, GO HER!, kiss those good lookin’ men. They don’t call her Hot Tub Harris for nothin’!
So far Wes, Tanner (gross) and Dave really creep me out, I don’t like them at all. And I was completely floored when she sent Mathue home, I definitely didn’t see that coming. I am totally rooting for Mike, Kiptyn, and Jake, even though he is a little eager. Maybe that will be a really good thing in the long run. Can’t wait for the recap!
Ok people, when you are post number say 50 and you reference a post from say number 14, please copy and paste the comment you are referring to. I have literally worn out my pour little mouse wheel going up and down to check out the post you are talking about. It’s making me a little dizzy. Many thanks.
Katie Said — YES, both of them appeared or acted very gay in that hunt. My husband (who only watches out of the corner of one eye) said “be careful or those two will end up on each other in the end”. Then to see them on the couch sitting so close and Tanner’s arm around Michael.. yikes.
Also, was anyone else bothered by Wes’s “Are you cheating on me already” line? Red flag.
And, did yout think it was weird that they were driving all around after they had clearly been drinking and even shots laid out for them at the restaurant?
David is as scary/creepy as Wes.
Ok, I’m putting it out there right now – Sacha, ye of very limited airtime, will make it to the final two. Why else have they shown next to nothing of him, yet he still gets a rose? I’m just sayin.
Jake, JAAAKE (as Michael Anthony Hall screams it under a glass coffee table in Sixteen Candles)! As someone previously mentioned, he has GOT to be too good to be true. He must be one of the three that has a girlfriend. I mean, how can a guy this perfect possibly be single?
Tanner P(ervert) must be Jillians gay best friend planted on the show to give her insight to the guys. That’s the only explanation I can come up with as to why oh why he is there.
Wes needs to go away. Oh, and take Dave and Juan with you.
“Also, was anyone else bothered by Wes’s “Are you cheating on me already” line? Red flag”.-Lb17
yes, yes I was disturbed by that. I can see Wes as a character in a bad Lifetime movie.
This is what I see. Who is with me?
David: Roid Rage, seriously, everytime he talks, he mentions something about fighting.
Wow he is hot, but the shirt was NOT!
Wes: DB, he is totally in it for the wrong reasons. He just gives a bad vibe. Why can’t she see this?
Juan: Not a big deal about drinking, but seems to be a little too feminine for my liking.
Tanner P: Has to go, he seems a little too sweet on Michael
Michael: Too young, immature, and sweet on Tanner P
Kip: Like him, want to see more
Jake: Totally redeemed himself last night
Mark: need to see more
Reid: need to see more
Mike: Ok, but the hair has to go
Ed: Love him!
Tanner F: Need to see more
Brad: ?????????????????????? What the Heck!!!!!
Sasha: Need to see more
Jesse: I like him, and he so looks like Chris O’Donnel (sp?) Pass the wine please! :O)
NYC and I seem to be the only ones who were sad to see Simon go – I thought he was really handsome and I loved his thick accent. Also – he exited with style – making Jillian feel good about her decision, and acting like a man and not a wounded schoolboy. I liked him – too bad she didn’t. I can’t imagine he didn’t talk to her at all – but he did seem to hang back a bit…
My new favorite is Ed. It’s difficult to tell if it’s just the editing, but I always like the quieter ones much more. I hope we get to see more of him next week.
Is it me or was jillian looking a little buzzed during the cocktail party lol? her hair was all messed up and she was really bouncy- if that makes sense.
Well, well, well. Looks like Jillian isn’t afraid to kiss on the first date. Dang, that surprises me. Kinda gross how many she wanted to make out with in the first week. Did ya notice that she moved in for the kiss 99% of the time. Except for that bizarro move Jake made. That seemed so canned, like he knew the minute he was cast that he would pull that move.
Michael. Ed. Only ones worth pursuing. Rest are boring or bad news.
Ok – I called it last week but Jake is like Shannon from Jason’s season. I completely see he is not going to handle this well…falling way to fast. Whomever said Tanner (foot fetish) looks like Jack from Will and Grace – thank you, as that is all I could see and he is creepy, too close to Break Dance Mike. I like Juan but he may be the Jeremy of this season. David is definitely got issues – and his eyes are buggy. Ed is so gorgeous – not sure if someone was talking about him but he is Denny from Grey’s or William from P.S I love you. I like his way too. Kyptin is good looking but for some reason I am starting to question why he is there – he may be one of the guys with a GF. Wes is definitely there for the music career. Why is the other Tanner still there? And, what about that nerd that was in the car with Wes – why keep him around? I would have kept Mat -HUE. So, glad Brian the streaker is gone – that was just sad. I was laughing at Matt? who wore the speedo and jumped in the ocean…he maybe a dark horse. Michael is hilarious but a tad bit immature but I think completely sincere.
Jillian is so cute but what with the collection of boots and short shorts. And, is she always go to make the first move? You can tell whom she likes and whom she doesn’t…I am liking this season way more than the last!
Oh – agree – Jesse is a total Chris O’Donnell look alike…
I really don’t like Wes. It may be that he is there to get a record deal, but even still, he is creepy! Juan seems more feminine than most of the other guys. That is probably why he’s being picked on.
I remember last season they didn’t show much of Melissa until several episodes in. I bet we’ll see more of Ed and Reid soon
Right now I really like Ed, Jake, and Jesse.
Lovethisshow, I am with you!
Except I kind of like Wes. I know, I know, I just can’t help myself. I would keep him around merely for the overnight date – lol.
I love all the comments – helps coming back to work after a three day weekend!
Ed – like him so far, and agree he may be the dark horse. I’m pretty sure in the preview I saw for next week though that he had on tube socks with khaki shorts. That may drop him a few notches in my book. Hey, when you have 15 guys, you have to start making the cuts somewhere!
David – to an extent I understand why everyone is hating on him, but I agree with one of the earlier comments that I think he is getting a bad edit. I think the things he says are funny, and honestly, I make exaggerated comments all the time too and could see myself saying I wanted to tie Juan up to a tree to beat the crap out of him.
Juan – sucks. “I couldn’t stop staring at your green eyes.” Oh brother.
Jake – for all of you who don’t see his craziness. Just keep watching. He comes off as a desperate woman whose biological clock is ticking.
Kiptyn – don’t hate on Kiptyn’s kissing skills. That is all Miss Jillian. I think she needs all the kissing practice she can get. I always noticed last season that her kisses with Jason were gross.
Sasha – agree that he is getting zero camera time now and will go very far. She seems to eat up her one on one date with him next week.
Wes – I hate him so much I’m not even going to get started. I think David should start his tied to the tree beatings with him first.
Reid won me over when he whipped out his toothbrush last night! I hope we see a lot more of him.
Wes set off alarms twice, once when she asked him about travelling for performing and the girlfriend at home having to worry about cheating, he said something to the effect of ‘if a woman is confident in herself it won’t be a problem’. Which is a non answer, but the short version is yeah I cheat, and it would be YOUR fault if you were insecure about it. Classic abuser stance. Then when he said ‘cheating on me already?’. Go out about six months from now, and that comment will be accompanied with a punch in the face. Again, all her fault because she talked to another guy.
I know we’ve only seen this guy on TV twice, but I’ve seen his type many times, and the kind of damage they do to women (and sometimes men). He makes my stomach hurt.
I heart Ed. He looks like Javier Bardem. Yum.
OMG…#11 I noticed them getting quite snuggly as well. I love how she left the guy hanging in her room while she snuck away for the scavenger hunt.
I’m lovin’ Jake…but does he compare to our very own Elliott that is being pimped out? I’ll take either…probably moreso on Team Elliott!
Two of my favorite lines from last night:
Michael – “I was so excited I peed in my pants a little”….really?? who does that (other than babies, puppies and the elderly)?? AND if you do, who admits that on national tv??? And was it Jillian that made him excited or his new pal Tanner? Wonder if Mikes’ toes would pass Tanner’s test….
Simon – “Maybe I should have made more of an effort to talk to her”…again, really? You think making some effort to engage Jillian in conversation might have helped your chances? Actual dialogue does help, not to mention the fact that your British accent was definitely your biggest asset…might have helped to use it, buddy. Liked your pseudo-mohawk though.
Oh, Jake is definitely crazy. That kiss was so bizarre! She was right in the middle of talking about how she feels about marraige, and he just lunged at her. Weird. He also just seems dorky to me, sorry.
I love Reid, Sasha and Jesse!
Okay, so does no one else see that Juan is clearly gay?
why on earth would any man who wants to be taken sriously whip out his stick n balls both in front of her and national t.v.???
..AND her family watches this show!
I HEART ED!!!! And Jesse, too, just not as much to be in all caps.
I liked Jake and Jill together, but do worry that he was falling a little too hard too fast.
Both Dave and Juan need to go, and I totally agree with the people who think Dave looks like the Rock! LOL! Oh, and Jill, kick Wes to the curb while you’re at it. I had such high hopes for you, I don’t understand why you can’t see through him!
P.S. Beth, I agree with you, I think Juan is gay and just needs to accept himself and move on.
“Jake, JAAAKE (as Michael Anthony Hall screams it under a glass coffee table in Sixteen Candles)! As someone previously mentioned, he has GOT to be too good to be true. He must be one of the three that has a girlfriend. I mean, how can a guy this perfect possibly be single?”
Shell — I thought of the SAME THING!!!! Jake! JAAAAAKE!!! LOL!!!!!!
OK ladies…here goes.
I am pretty sure Kiptyn is one she will end up with in the final two. He is quiet enough to balance her out and she has always approached him because he has mystery. I think that Jake may or may not A. have a girlfriend or B. want to be the next bachelor… both of which would BREAK MY HEART because he is so sweet. But a little too good to be true. Also, I think Jill likes Michael, but he has some kind of secret…I think she will keep around Ed, Jake, Mike, Michael, Jesse and of course Kiptyn. I just think that she will end up with a guy that is dark and brunette. It seems to be what she is most attracted to, and I think Kip is our guy…but am I wrong in thinking Jake and the breakdancer definitely have secrets? And clearly Juan is a DB….100% and Wes is gross and a huge skeeze-bag/ tool (the whole freakin Home Depot). and if I had to pick a team for Juan or Dave…I would be team Dave 100% …at least he is a man, while Juan does the whole “I feel so silly…..your eyes were gorgeous.” I honestly think he is trying to win HIMSELF over…with all of his “look how mushy I can be” behavior. Which also makes me think that his motives are to become the next Bachelor…
News Flash ABC: I WOULD NOT WATCH…
ps. I totally agree with whoever said they should let Jill watch the footage of the guys being jerks.
It would just make he fall for Kip more and that would be good for all parties…he is so soft spoken but I do trust him…
My take:
- Lightswitch guy – also the least attractive guy on the show. Shocker he didn’t get a rose.
-The guy that said he was a “10″ on the premiere is gone – thank goodness. What a cheeseball.
- David is going to be the antagonist – “Megan” of the house this season. See through him, Jillian. JAerk. And he is not cute!
- Juan is fake for sure – a little too “rico suave” for my taste. And I think he is a mama’s boy. But really, but who cares of he didn’t want the shot and faked drinking it – maybe he doesn’t drink and didn’t want to be rude? David needs to get over it – who cares.
- Jake (the pilot) is H-O-T. I bet he has a lady friend in every major city. That shirt he wore on the first date was a little crazy, but he is grrrrrrrrrrr….
- Wes (the muscian) – ok, many don’t like him. But he is a cutie-patootie …especially when he smiles. And yeah, before I was an old married lady like I am now (very happily, mind you), I had a thing for muscians – I’ll admit it. They are charming and talented and have nice smiles….but he won’t get the final rose.
-There are several of the Bachelors that do appear to prefer men over Jillian- my husband thinks they should all be more of a guy’s guy….
And can I just add that I was VERY proud of Jillian when they did the whole stupid “vote a guy off thing” and she just told them that she knows everyone doesn’t get along and she doesn’t really care – she is going to pick who she likes….I think Juan is a DB for sure, but at least she didn’t listen to what the little baby guys had to say about it and will decide on her own. Who cares if the guys don’t get along or like each other – it is about getting the girl, not making BFFs for life….
#52–that’s exactly what my BF said about Jake “sounds like his biological clock is ticking”:)
#54–ooooh, yummy…I heart Ed, too, and now that you point out that particular resemblance, I might heart him even more. Javier Bardem is soooo delicious…
Does anyone think that Juan looks just like David Arquette? I can’t get DA’s face out of my head whenever I look at Juan…
So glad you love Michael! I DO TOO!!! What charm!!! Right? And I was greatly disappointed in Jake last night; he was so “on”! It was as if he were interviewing; answering questions before they were asked to make a good impression or say what he thought Jillian wanted to hear. Gag. Still loving Kiptyn too!
Oh, and my husband has decided he will watch this season in anticipation of a fist fight….it is only a matter of time…
why is juan such a whiner?
and someone please explain the light switch analogy to me. i just don’t get it.
i love everyone on this blog. you guys are all hysterical. and entertaining.
however this show is a complete joke! JOKE. they are choosing the biggest weirdos – and they are getting even more weird with each season.
and tell me – seriously – how can OHCH not know that jeff probst got wet in the rain and people said (not me – ick i am not a fan) they want chris to do the same. maybe the abc intern could plan a freak rain storm… except he/she would spell it REIN STARM.
Look at a light switch….now think of the alternative “hung like a horse”….get it now?
I’m in LOVE with Jake, dear ABC, please don’t make him be fake or too desperate, why can’t our gal Jill just fall head over heals for him now!!!!!!
#37 True “David…oh Davied…you have cemented my belief that people from Ohio are simply a little…uh…”off”. ”
As a native Ohioan I can tell you that most of us would cop to not being “normal” but “off? We are good people at heart and full of passion (misguided at times maybe). David was a bit too agressive for my taste and I’d have to keep an eye on him to see if he was really dangerous but his comment just seemed like a bit of male posturing to me (ie tough man talk). Don’t judge us all by David. He won’t end up with Jillian.
I love to look at Mike. I think he is a dream.
I agree with those that say Jake acts like a man with a ticking biological clock. It’s one thing to be open to finding love and another to think you have it within a matter of days when she is dating 19 other men at the same time…..
first off… Wes sucks. if there was even a remote chance that he’d be a bachelor i’d be pissed.
Michael- thumbs up. bet i bet you anything that he has a girlfriend back home.
Jake- thumbs up
Kiptyn- thumbs up
Ed- both thumbs up
**HeyHeyHockeytown Said,
” ” ” Is anyone else getting annoyed by Jillian’s self-depricating speaches that she’s not hot? While parading around LA in a bikini? Yeah, you’re an absolute cow.” ” ”
I was half LOL’ing and half eye-rolling when Jill made the comment that she wasn’t some 5′5″, leggy, blonde model with big boobs.
1 – Generally speaking it is hard to be 5′5″ and leggy (it is possible, but highly improbable)**
I happen to fall under this possibility – 5’5″ and leggy… and I love it! lol Long arms too but luckily I’m well balanced. It is kind of funny when she says it repeatedly though…but could it be a tapped line being reused by the editing peeps?
Agree with many sentiments on Dave – dude has got to go and hopefully SOON!!!! I see nothing redeeming about him…or hot for that matter. I don’t know how many times I said do*chebag last night but it was a record number. (that also applied to our hung like a light switch Brian! – he would have been gone the first night w/ his hot tub harris and minx weak game!) Someone said they’d helped Dave w/ beating up Juan on a tree – they didn’t show who agreed which bugs!
So sad to see Mathue go…I’d take him! Even if he is younger! Yum!
Wes – oh dude….give it up! Someone mentioned a Kenny Chesney look alike…I’d have to disagree! Kenny is HOTT and wayyyyy better looking. Not to mention a better voice as well. He’s clearly there for one thing only…hopefully she sees it soon! Not very well on the writing either…is that all he got? And it sounds rather familiar to me too…I just can’t put my finger on what song it reminds me of. Original – I don’t think so!
Brad…why oh why keep him? I just don’t see it.
What I want to know as a lady from Chicago…where the heck has Ed been and how come I never saw him?!?!?! I tell yeah I’m on the hunt if he don’t make it! lol
I was rolling at the girlie reactions of Tanner P and Micheal in the car…wow!
I’m on the Ed, Kiptyn (although the never been heartbroken is a little skivvy maybe), Mike, Reid, Sasha (there’s something about him need to see more), maybe Jesse trains. My memory is failing me on who else.
I saw nothing crazy in Jake at all. He seemed like a sweet guy who was very genuine and sincere. And usually sweet guys have no personality, but he seemed to have plenty of personality. I thought it was adorable when he said he could fall for her. It was the perfect thing to say. Not too much for a first date. I think you know whether or not you could fall for someone after one date. Jillian was all about him, too. And maybe the reason why he can’t find a girl in Dallas is because he is never in Dallas. He is traveling all the time. He probably is not ever in the same place for very long….I bet it would be hard to meet a girl.
Someone has to try very hard to top him in my opinion. But…I’m not Jillian. And as the pattern goes with these Bachelorettes (except Trista), they all seem to want the hot guys that are so obviously not good for them.
Cannot STAND Wes. What is she thinking? He is so fake. You can even see it when they are alone together. How does she not see it?
I love the guy that ran in the ocean. I love Michael. (isn’t he the break dancer?) Juan is ok, but doesn’t seem very genuine. He seems like one of those guys that would say anything to make a girl happy. David is hot, but definitely seems to have issues with rage…probably would not be healthy for a relationship.
After the date with Jake, I was done.
I think David is HILARIOUS. He is so over the top and very fun to watch. Obviously he won’t win or anything- but is great to have around.
Sasha and Kypton seem like they will go far. Kypton being the “dumper” is really not a good sign, though. Jillian will probably keep him around long enough to start to worry about that and then let him go towards the end.
Juan has a tiny mouth. Has anyone else noticed that?
#66 – Yep thought the same thing about Juan…he definitely looks like David Arquette!
It seems almost everyone is seeing the same thing…David, Juan, Tanner P, and Wes bad, Reid and Ed are Awesome, and the jury is still out on Jake and Kypton (although I do like Kypton)!
I bet alot of the bad characters are gone next week!
One more thing,
Jillian sure does squeal a lot. She also dresses in minimal clothing. She was much more covered up and less of a giggling little girl when she was on The Bachelor.
There are a ton of look alikes this season!
Ed=Javier Bardem/Denny from Greys
Juan=David Arquette
David=The Rock… sorry Dwayne Johnson.
Mathue=Sean William Scott
then there are a few that look like if you could combine the dna of a couple people that is what you’d get.
Jake= Joe Mauer (Minnesota Twins Catcher)+Nick Lachey
Mike=Brody Jenner+Bryan Greenberg (from October Road, Prime, and Bride Wars)
there’s others, I just can’t think right now.
i think Mike is a combo of Brody Jenner and McDreamy.
Jillian is annoying the heck out of me with whatever show she’s putting on. I understand that ABC edits but she hasn’t said one thing of substance during the two shows. She holds all the cards with the guys begging to get a moment with her yet she’s the one leaning in for the kisses. She should play a tad hard to get especially when she knows she has the upper hand.
#23 said that she doesn’t think Jillian has very good guy radar and I have to agree. She’s falling for Wes’ stupid lines and Jake had her hook line and sinker with his “Would you love a surprise trip to Europe?” question. Then Jillian seems shocked. . just shocked. .that he would think of such amazing ways to impress her.
yawn. . .she’s acting like a ditz but most of the guys she’s kept ABC has pushed under the radar and they seem like normal, non-drama guys. Let’s hope she goes in that direction for her final few!
THE PILOT IS SO ANNOYING.
if he were talking on the airplane intercom, i’d jump out the emergency exit.
Michael is like a high-schooler. So not mature and ready for a relationship.
Juan is totally gay. Did you see his shorts and basketball ability? Not so much the ability, because not everyone can play, but the shorts. No straight man would wear those shorts.
Wes is totally Graham all over again. Very shifty-eyed and insincere.
Jake–super sweet, but looking for a wife too much. Seems like the kind of guy whose devotion would be annoying after a while.
David–too angry, needs to go.
Tanner Toejam–too creepy with the foot fetish. I wonder if he can even have sex if he can’t see the girl’s feet?
The rest–none too note-worthy yet, but the best ones always seem to take a while to find.
#69 Marla–hung like a light switch–his manhood is the size of a light switch. Tiny.
Thank you to everyone who said that Ed looks like Jeffrey Deam Morgan (Denny on Grey’s) I couldn’t put my finger on who he reminded me of.
I also have to agree that Jake does seem a little to good to be true. He actually reminds me of a little puppy dog following her Jillian around. I don’t doubt that he wouldnt be completely devoted to her, and cater to her every hearts desire, but I think after a while that would just be too much.
I’m on team ED, and Sasha.
Hare’s blog on EW is great this week, and he does address both Brian and the Lightswitch, and Tanner P and the foot fetish. Also says they just wrapped the final rose ceremony.
P.S. I would go with the wine guy, can’t remember which one he is, cuz if he started to get on your nerves at least you could drown your sorrows.
I don’t know guys – Jake pulled off the hand kiss when they were dancing – so effortlessly. Very confident. Very honest and sincere about be ready for marriage. I think he’s a keeper.
Someone on Chris Harrison’s blog commented that Tanner Toejam looks like “Just Jack” from Will and Grace. I can totally see it!
whoever said wes is graham all over again is wrong… i think KIPTYN may be graham all over again!
look
1. she is obviously more physically attracted to him than he is of her
2. he has always ben the dumpER instead of the dumpEE
3. not letting his guard down
4. he’s the hottest thing since sunburn
more to come.
I loved Simon. When he said he was “rubbish” when they were all playing basketball? Adorable. And the clip that aired after the credits where they were trying to get him to speak more clearly and he said “I’m trying really hard to speak clearly.” *sigh* I wish he’d stuck around. But, he never spoke to Jillian…
#79 Heidi – Mike=Brody Jenner+Bryan Greenberg (from October Road, Prime, and Bride Wars)
#80 katie Said,
i think Mike is a combo of Brody Jenner and McDreamy.
I think Mike looks like Maks from Dancing with the Stars…someone else mentioned it too…can’t remember who though..commented from lincee’s first blog this season. Although Bryan Greenburg is a hottie…man I miss that show!
I’d take Mike even w/ the hair..but some of that product has got to go! lol
“# 90 – jef3r Said,
I loved Simon. When he said he was “rubbish” when they were all playing basketball? Adorable. And the clip that aired after the credits where they were trying to get him to speak more clearly and he said “I’m trying really hard to speak clearly.” *sigh* I wish he’d stuck around. But, he never spoke to Jillian…”
I loved it when he said he was the only one that actually spoke English! And they all agreed! Hilarious!
Ed! Ed! Ed!
Lb17 said “[W]as anyone else bothered by Wes’s ‘Are you cheating on me already’ line? Red flag.”
YES!!!! I thought exactly the sane thing. Seemed like one of two classic red flags, (1) possessive abuser/stalker type, or (2) classic deflection [I’m a cheater, so I’ll accuse you of being the one who isn’t ready to settle down. Either way, I don’t like him. I’m getting the total DB vibe from him. And like Shelley (#53), he makes my stomach hurt.
Why why whyare you all saying the Psychi Dave looks like Duane ‘the Rock’ Johnson??? Are you all NUTS? Dwayne is in my celeb “top 5″ list. Even my husband would give me a pass on that one. Dave is so ugly he’s fugly. He looks like that creepy dude who is the bad guy on season 1 of “The Riches.” please stop insulting my celeb crush by comparing him to the “man code” ‘roid raging freak!
Why all the Juan hate? That’s fine to diss him for not being genuine, but why is it when a guy doesn’t like to drink, such at sport, and likes poetry, people start throwing out words like “gay”? Women, you should be ashamed of yourselves! Now, Tanner P(ervert) — THAT’S gay. Could he love Michael any more??
All around, Jillian is exhibiting bad taste this season — not that the producers gave her much to work with. Since she has such crappy judgment (as she admits), seems like this would have been a good season to reintroduce that old plot twist of the friend/relative posing as a contestant, but really there spying. Of course, the use of such gimick assumes that the producers actually give a darn about Jillian’s happiness and aren’t just trying to create the biggest train wreck possible to maximize ratings. After last season’s foolishness, we’d be fools to think otherwise.
Anyway, I’m calling Wes for the final three, because we all hatehim, but Jillian us too stupid to see through him, but I don’t think he’s final 1, cuz that just taped this week, and after the first episode, Jillian’s grandmother probably had him run out of the continent by that Ukranian fella she wanted to fix Jilly up with.
Personally, I think she should pick wine guy, whatever the hell his name was.
Yes he did lyndie22! That hand kiss and dance was way too cute. Very Harry Conick(sp?) Jr. in Hope Floats.
Tikibabe – Thank you! Hottest thing since sunburn is going to be my new line – LOVE IT!!!!! Totally agree with you.
all this Graham talk …. oooh i wish they could bring him. Just for the eye candy alone.
Too those who worry about Kiptyn since he’s always been the dumper… Why does that matter so much? Maybe he just hadn’t found the right girl? It doesn’t mean he’s incapable of forming a lasting relationship. In years of dating and many serious relationships I ended every single one – never a broken heart. But I’ve now been with my fiance for 5 years – it would’ve been a pity if he didn’t want to date me simply because I’d never been dumped!
I’m not really rooting for Kip but I think that’s a bad reason for Jill to kick him out if she likes him.
Jake=crazy. I think I have a cavity from watching him last night. He’s gross.
David=rageaholic. Disappointing b/c I really liked him last week.
Kiptyn=something’s not right with him. He’s hiding something; however she can keep him around to take his shirt off. HA!
Ed=LOVE!!!!!!!!! Please, please, please Jill – pick ED!
#41…YES! Crazy to me the driving after shots.
So Juan is probably more phony than not. Get it. BUT! How sad that not drinking a shot would get him so much attention.
My question is… WHERE did Jillian get that black and white striped dress? LLLOOOOVVVEE IT! Though it may be a tad short for my soon to be 40 in July self.
Tanner P!!! Seriously!!! Jess!!! Seriously!!! Let’s hope these guys are being kept for a ratings ploy or she will be getting rid of them soon. If Tanner talks about his foot fetish one more time, I will have to crawl under my sofa!!! I hate feet and he’s making that worse for me.
#56 I totally forgot about Michael peeing in his pants a little! How could I forget? That line will go down in history…
Several people have mentioned David’s crazy eyes…all I think of every time I see him is “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice”!!! Seriously, that dude is crazy.
And for all of you who think Jake is “perfect” – He was my early favorite, but now I think he is just way too eager and too much of a goodie-goodie. Did anyone else cringe when he said “oh boy” in that 1950s Beaver Cleaver voice?? And what was up with that “spontaneous” kiss?? It was clearly planned days in advance. AWKWARD!
saggleo-
you’re right mike does have a little bit of a maks thing going for him. I like Mike because he likes baseball. and I’m glad I’m not the only one who misses october road.
I agree with the majority on here…
Dave is freaky-deaky. He even has the crazy eyes to go along with it.
My faves are ED, Kiptyn, Jake and Reid. Ed is definitely my #1 pick. The fact that he looks just like Denny sure doesn’t hurt matters.
Emily, I am right there with you on why folks, including Jillian, have a problem with Kiptyn never having been dumped/had a broken heart. How is that his fault? I was never dumped in the few serious relationships I had before marriage, and I don’t think that should reflect poorly on me. I also thought he spoke well when he said, “It doesn’t mean I wasn’t heartbroken to end the relationships.” I like him, but am not sure he’ll open up enough on national tv or be ready to propose in 6 weeks.
# 58 “Okay, so does no one else see that Juan is clearly gay?”
OMG, I totally have been thinking he’s gay since I first saw him last week. That’s all I can think about whenever I see him. My gay-dar went has been going off big time. Tanner, not as much, but Juan…definitely gay.
Too funny reading all of your posts….I agree with the frontrunners (Ed, Kypton, Jake, Mike), but I also want to see more of Robby – the bartender. He didn’t get a date, but seemed cool until creepy Wes interrupted! Maybe next week.
wow. too bad that Jillian got rid of Julien. I was really rooting for him. He reminds me of that Clint Walker guy in the TV show “Cheyenne” that they show on cable. A show from the 50s-60s. Clint Walker sure was hot. Google him, you’ll see.
I gotta tap out of this Bachelorette now. I was really rooting for Jillian, but now I don’t care.
Juan – Gives me major Eddie Haskel vibes. He’s coming off very insincere. He upset me by interrupting Robby (bartender?) who had had zero time with Jillian and no date. Not that Robby will make it all that far, but I this was a breaking of the man code that Dave so fondly spoke of.
Wes – He did the same thing with Reid – same scenario. He’d been in that house with her all week and ALREADY had a rose. He was just just hogging up all the Jillian time so that none of the other guys would have time with her. Another man code violater! I don’t care for Wes at all. He’s neither cute, nor funny or charming.
I want to see more of Reid, Sasha, Ed and Mike. Of course I’m lovin me some Kypton and Jake! Glad Brian is gone….I was just plain out embarrassed for him! Dave really doesn’t bother me that much. Not that I would pick him, but he doesn’t care for Wes and Juan – and neither do I!
My top three are Kiptyn, sasha, and jake, in no particular order. I was however a bit confused when Jakes swoops in and did the surprise kiss maneuver while Jill was mid sentence. I actually rewound the DVR twice to re-watch to see if I missed something. And did you notice she had to wipe spit off his face…classic editing by the ABC intern!!!
As an Austinite I was originally routing for hometown boy Wes, but I’m getting a bad vibe, although he does have mad singing skills. I hate hate hate Tanner Foot fetish and Brian light switch. Seriously…everything in Texas is bigger, but my light switches are still small. Not a winner dude…better luck next time.
witchy woman #4 – You mentioned the Boots! I hated the red boots! As a native Texan I can easily spot a fake “honky-tonk” girl as Jill put it. The looked more like 1980’s slouch boots crossed with way too large rain boots. The only greater wardrobe mistake would have been if they were white!
Molly #13 – The things Jill says about not being a 5’5 model really irritates me. When you wrote “yeah you’re an absolute cow” it made me laugh out loud! As a 4’11 chick who does not wear tiny stripped bikinis I just had to say thanks for that!
#23 Chris O’Donnell was Robin in Batman and they do look alike. He would be just as yummy in tights and a cape!
# 58 I totally got the Gay vibe from Juan during the b-ball game!!! I’m glad I was not the only one. The shorts seemed odd and The finger extension was not masculine at all and then he stated he “sat her down like a gentle butterfly”…ummmm….crickets….
I would also just like to add I can’t believe Michael said- “I was so excited I peed in my pants a little” Shut your face!!! Only kids, dogs, and pregnant women should be allowed to say that. You are a grown Azz man!!! I’m sure the ABC intern would be happy to send him a letter from the American people…
Dear Mike,
Incontinence = Not Sexy. Shut your trap and change your shorts.
Hugs,
Every Woman in America
Am I the only one that wonders why Mark got zero air time? Mystery….
Reid – a sleeper!
Ed looks sweet, but I haven’t seen enough to tell.
I am lovin’ Jake, he could really be into Jilly…my husband knew the night he met me that he wanted to marry me! It is possible, he is ready and willing…but ABC would never give him that edit, he got waaay too much air time to make it to the finals! Dang.
I think Kiptyn is very cute and sounds intelligent so far.
Sasha seems to have the confidence, not sure about him.
I like Mike too!
Wes gives me the creeps. And I don’t think it is the edit. Classic cheater line, accuse the other person first, yuck. Strictly for career – and I happen to like country music and having someone sing to me. Please Jill get rid of Wes.
Tanner P? Really? Cmon Jillian! Get rid of the Foot Freak! I swear every time I see him I get the worst craving for Lucky Charms…he’s got pointy leprechan ears.
Wes is not all that. He’s certainly not even 10% of what he is in his own imagination. Honey chile, love ain’t the only thing that don’t come easy. A successful music career don’t come easy either. Being a manwhore on a TeeVee show isn’t going to help you either Hoss.
Jake can fly me to the moon any day.
Dave is bringing the crazy. Hope the ABC Intern has plenty o’ tranquilizer darts.
I did not like Brad at all. It bugged me when he kept saying he was the brains of the operation instead of Wes. How was Jillian supposed to know he was the “brains?”
I like Sasha for myself. Reid, & Ed are top runners also. Wes and David can take a hike. They give me the creeps. As for Tanner Toes, I am glad that my toes are slightly deformed. How many are leaving nextg week? Are there too many roses for Jillian to give out thus making her keep some of the weidos?
Is it just me…or does it look like “Jill” had some work done since the Bachelor?
There was something about Jake and Jillian’s date that said “they know”. I honestly thought that they both were into eachother and I could see them getting married and saying they knew the other was “the one” on that first date. I thought he was sweet, genuine and seemed very into Jillian. She also seemed oh so comfortable and happy with him.
Wes was totally creepy this week. Ew. I don’t like to see his face.
Kipton is just eh to me. I thought he was a good pick at first, but everytime I see him, I think “Momma’s boy” from the opening footage. But hey, I married a Mama’s boy, so what do i know?
#66, #77, #79 – I TOTALLY agree!! From the first second I saw Juan, I thought he reminded me of David Arquette.
For those of you who keep hitting refresh on here, the recap is up.
#46 # E7 Said,
Is it me or was jillian looking a little buzzed during the cocktail party lol? her hair was all messed up and she was really bouncy- if that makes sense.
YES jilly always looks drunk! she is definitely one girl who shows her alcohol. once she goes to the pier 1 frame room… she always comes back looking refreshed. intern needs to water her drinks down… A LOT!
#117 – #66, #77, #79 – I TOTALLY agree!! From the first second I saw Juan, I thought he reminded me of David Arquette.
YES juan does look like david arquette. i totally thought that myself!
and Testosterone Dave looks like Dwain “The Rock” Johnson!
It was completely bothering me that Jill did that “pre-pucker” thing twice! And Lincee didn’t mention it in her recap. Glad I’m not the only one who noticed!! Dave “The Rock” Testosterone needs to go because on a serious note Jillian doesn’t need someone that violent in her life.
Kyptin=Gay
GO ED!!!
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