Thanks so much for your patience with this post. I’ve been all around East Texas visiting rigs today. In the rain. How I do love my job! It’s a good thing I had my pink hard hat to protect me from the humidity.
OK. Let’s get one thing straight. I’m assuming there is a box to check on the Bachelor application that said something along the lines of: “Check YES if you are willing to be an exhibitionist if you make the Top 20.” And I’m assuming the boys who did not circle yes were turned down so that we were left with a good crop of crazy. Because the crazy cup runneth over this season.
And it is glorious. And it is why I love writing this silly little recap!
SIMPLE DISCLAIMER
The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. You probably aren’t even reading this because the simple disclaimer has been a part of my recap since the days I emailed this puppy to just a few of my closer friends. HA! Fooled you. You’ve skipped this amusing mockery and will not know what in the world your friends are talking about when they say, “Did you like the new disclaimer Lincee did?” However, if you or someone on your Facebook page happens to personally know, sort of know, know the brother/cousin of, thought you saw in the grocery store buying leftover Easter candy or have a Jazzercise instructor that looks exactly like one of the Bachelors on the show…none of this is personal and I’m sure they are all lovely people.
We begin the episode with Our Host Chris Harrison meeting our dashing Bachelors in front of the mansion, only to turn them away to schlep their bags down to the bunk house out back. We saw this with DDAHnna’s season. The boys are forced to rough it in bunk beds and an outdoor shower. But of course, the exhibitionists don’t really care. They will drop trou pretty much anywhere.
Again…livin’ la vida loca. That’s why we love this batch!
Hare summons the group to the billiard room. These boys are chill and down-to-earth. Our Host’s stylist matches him with their Caribbean stress-free attire. They all look cute. As if they are about to attend a Buffet concert or something. He informs the dudes that there will be two group dates and a one-on-one date. However, not EVERYONE will go on a date. SNAP!
Our Host pulls the first date card from his cargo pants back pocket and reveals the lucky eight who get to experience the first group date.
Group Date One
The Amazing Race to Find Random Rose Paraphernalia Around LA
Michael
Brian
Brad
Sasha
Tanner P.
Wes
Ed
Math-Hew
We find Jillian hanging out in her mix-matched bikini by the pool telling the camera that she is a normal girl-next-door who isn’t blonde and is less than endowed in the boob department. She only has fun and personality to contribute to the relationship. She takes a sip of her mimosa and gives a thumbs up to the Gary the camera guy as he squeezes in on a shot of the rose resting on the silver ashtray.
The boys show up and all talk about how hot Jill is laying by the pool. Michael the Break Dancer takes immediate action and talks Jillian into giving him a tour of the mansion. Once he discovers that the balcony upstairs overlooks the pool area where the other boys are lounging, he takes great pride in yelling over the edge that he will tell them about Jillian’s bedroom later that night after he’s done making out with her. Then he laughs and gets back to flirting with his gal pal, telling her that she smells unbelievable. Jill admits that she finds this sexy and manly.
Moments later, she gets up and tells him that she will be right back. The camera follows her as she gathers the ashtray rose and disappears around the corner. The remaining dudes are in awe that Michael…little dorky Michael…has won the coveted rose in less than 10 minutes upon their arrival at the mansion. Someone inquires from off camera, “Where is she going to pin that thing?”
Math-Hew flexes his pec muscles and dissolves into a fit of giggles.
This is why we love Math-Hew. Call me sweetheart. I’ll find you someone who REALLY appreciates and gets your humor.
About five seconds later, Michael hangs his head over the edge, wondering if Jillian has left him in the lurch. The others wonder if she’s given him the rose yet. Michael, thoroughly confused at this point, bounds downstairs to figure what has gone on between smelling Jillian and being stood up?
The ABC camera crew is now following Jillian down the driveway into a waiting black car. She’s still wearing her mix-matched bikini and has added a fedora to the unique ensemble. I’m unsure why she didn’t put on pants, but that’s her prerogative. She gets in the passenger seat and the car zips off the property.
Enter Our Host Chris Harrison.
OHCH: “Guys! I see there is a little confusion. We like to do that around here. I wrote into my contract this year that we needed to mix it up or I would literally die on camera of boredom and predictability. Here’s the sitch…Jillian took off! And she has the rose. It’s time to race. RACE FOR HER HEART! You have to find her and follow clues in order WIN HER HEART FOREVER. Unfortunately, only one team can win. Good luck in your quest to CAPTURE HER HEART!”
The guys run out to the driveway and find four different colored cars. Each has a bucket of keys with a single lock box…the location of their first clue is inside. Keys are flying everywhere. Tempers get out of control. The boys decide to forgo the rules and break the box open. Within minutes, all four cars are leaving the premise. Foot Fetish Tanner and Break Dancer Michael turn right when everyone else turns left. They are super excited for some reason.
Here’s what we learned about our boys through forced teamwork:
· A good five minutes into the race, after all teams are dumbfounded that they haven’t found the rose “flag” in LA, Ed and Brian discover that there is a map in the car that they should follow. Clearly, they are not just pretty faces.
· Wes admits that he and Brad are like oil and water. I’m going to bet that Brad is not the first person to not mix well with Wes. I’m just throwing that out there…
· Michael admitted that he pee’d his pants when Jillian called the cell phone.
· Math-Hew wore his cowboy boots with his swim trunks. I heart him.
Jillian is at a jewelry store, still wearing her bikini and fedora, telling the owner that she wants to pick out four necklaces. Each team will choose a necklace and the winners will present her with one to wear at dinner. Random…but whatever.
Michael and Fetish are super pumped that they are in the lead. They are the first to find the rose flag hanging from a restaurant establishment. They put on tuxedoes and start roaming around looking for the next clue.
On a side note, I like to think that the ABC intern took up embroidery during our two month hiatus. It took a while to sew all those flags, but he managed. I’m not going to suggest he takes grammar lessons next time. Maybe the public humiliation he received for not knowing the difference between “you’re” and “your” in the clue cards is punishment enough.
Brian and Ed discover the mis-spelled clue hanging on the incoming order strip of the restaurant. Each are wearing sunglasses. (Boy would I like to have heard the conversation that led to that decision!) We find out that they are supposed to go outside and a friend will be waiting. His name is Neil.
Wes and Brad are the third team to arrive at the jewelry store. Apparently there is only one good necklace left and Brad wants to give Jilly the butt ugly one. Wes insists they “paper/rock/scissors” to see who gets to pick. Wes loses and complains the entire way to their next destination.
Which happens to be a bank vault. Jillian has been locked in an old timey bank vault.
Now before you judge, there’s nothing wrong with bank vaults. In fact, they are one of the few places that I feel really comfortable. I’m sure it has everything to do with the fact that I have an immense fear of tornadoes and the one time I’ve truly felt safe and free from anxiety was the summer I worked at Hallsville First State as an auto-bank teller. The minute the barometric pressure dropped and the sky turned any sort of green color, I would high tail it to the vault and make sure that there was a VERY IMPORTANT reason to count the money. I could live very comfortably in there on a bed made of $10s and $20s.
Anyway…
The funny catch is that Jillian needs to be in a bank vault because she will be wearing a million dollars worth of jewelry around her neck. But alas! Only one person gets to have dinner with her and her million dollar neck in the vault.
Awkward!
Low and behold, Brad and Wes are the first team to arrive. Brad carried the team the entire day, except when Wes discovered that an inscription on the back of a stop watch (where did they get that?) was actually an address for the next rose. And this happened to be decoupage inset in the sidewalk in front of the bank building. Nice going ABC intern! How long did THAT take?
Brad reveals the fancy necklace to Jillian and Wes is quick to point out that Brad picked out the monstrosity. Jillian is happy to have diamonds around her neck and thanks both boys, hoists up her sleeveless dress before swallowing hard and saying that she hates the next part. She tells Wes that she would like to have dinner with him and then asks Brad if that is okay.
Unfortunately, Brad didn’t say, “ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?” and opts for a gentlemanly smile, little bourbon and Coke and a gripe out session to the camera at the teller station. He’s trying to tell the difference between counterfeit and legit currency when the other teams enter and all bash Wes because he’s clearly not here for the right reasons.
I love how ABC decided to save a few bucks and go with the tuxedoes that are from the 80s. Doesn’t it add a nice touch that their colored cummerbunds and bow ties matched the color of their team cars? And the fact that they are all wearing their swimsuits underneath makes the images that much more delightful.
Back in the vault, Jillian admits that Wes’ honky tonk singing ways make her hot. She admits that he has everything, which on the other hand makes her reserved. She asks him about his past relationships after she hoists up her sleeveless dress and he says that he’s had three girlfriends. Then he drinks out of his stir straw, which I find a little feminine. Jillian gets a case of the nerves and tells the camera that she’s not sure if she is his type and she feels that she needs to protect herself.
Back at the teller’s counter, the boys discover the security camera system. They can see everything that’s going on inside the vault unbeknownst to Wes and Jilly.
Wes: “I didn’t just drive around two and a half hours with a yahoo chach for you to not keep me around. Remember…I have a song to finish for you.”
Jilly: “You say things other people would hold back for months. I love it. That’s why I’m so attracted to you.”
Then they start making out. The boys yell at the camera as Jillian gets up, hoists up her sleeveless dress and pins a rose on his lapel. Off camera we hear, “He’s been ROSED!”
Oh how I wish I knew who said that!
Jillian reminds Wes that he gets to spend the night in the mansion with her. Then she looks at the camera and says, “In your own bed of course.” He responds with another kiss and they bang for someone to let them out of the vault. Since they are sound-proof, no one heard. Luckily, the ABC psychotherapist was watching on the surveillance camera and was able to have the branch manager punch in the security code that unlocked the door.
Wes tells the camera that this scenario is about him and he is not here to make friends. Jillian smiles, oblivious to the fact that Wes is playing her like an old guitar, because she is too busy pulling up her sleeveless dress to notice.
One-On-One Date
Heel, Toe, Dosey Doe
Jake
Jake is beside himself because he is so excited he scored the first one-on-one date. He packs his bags and dresses in what looks like something an accountant would wear, even though he is an airline pilot. Clean, pressed polo shirt – CHECK! Clean, pressed Dockers with a hard crisp line down the front – CHECK! Loafers with shiny new penny – CHECK! Matching brown leather belt – CHECK!
Jillian has on a black fringe dress that would be perfect for something on Dancing with the Stars. She completes the ensemble with a pair of knee-high red leather boots and some crazy silver costume jewelry perched right above the left boob. We later find out that these are the wings Jake gave her when they first met. I thought that was a cute gesture. The boys go crazy whistling as she picks up Jake. I become a little embarrassed for him that he’s dressed like my eight grade Texas History teacher, but oh well. He seems to be fine with it all.
Jillian admits to the camera that Jake seems a bit conservative (really?) and that she is looking for that X factor…that spunk. She feels she can pull that out of him by taking Jake on a perfect Jillian date.
The first stop? A trendy western clothing store. It sort of made me sad that she didn’t take him to a real western store. He needed a good pair of Wranglers and a simple starch white shirt with a straw hat. Instead he had fancy jeans and a shirt that resembled something out of the Alamo scene from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.
However…all was forgiven when he decided to change shirts without returning to the dressing room and we got to see his nice, muscular chest. Of course, a few cool points he just landed were knocked away when he did some weird hip forward pelvic thrust so Jillian could buckle his fancy non-Cowboy belt. It sounds like it could have been sexy, but trust me…it was forced. Which, as we all know, negates the sexy.
After he has been geared up for the night, they hit the House of Blues and shoot some whiskey. Jillian then gets on the bar to recreate her favorite scene from Coyote Ugly. Jake is below and swears to the camera that he didn’t peek up her fringe. Because he is so cute, I am forced to believe him.
He also confesses to the camera that it is very important that he gets to know this girl because she could quite possibly be his soul mate.
This is when my crazy vibe started tingling a little bit.
But then he started two stepping with her and it went away.
And that was followed by him saying that Jillian was a spark that turned into a flame that turned into love that could be marriage. (There’s that crazy vibe again.)
Jake tells her at dinner that he started flying at the age of 12 and by 16, he had already flown his first solo. Jillian is impressed. Laying it on thick, Jake decides to play the “what if” game and asks Jillian what would happen if she went to work and found a note on her desk that said she would be in Belgium the next morning eating waffles. Would she like that?
Jillian squeals with delight and he interrupts her next question with one of his own: Why are you here?
Jillian gives her canned speech that she is here to find her soul mate and best friend.
Jake thinks to himself, “Shut. Up. So am I!”
As Jillian blabs on about how this is a great adventure, Jake lurches forward with a sudden force and plants a kiss on Jillian in mid-sentence.
Let’s pause here.
One of the best kisses of my kissing career is when a certain young man walked into my kitchen as I was babbling on about a biology exam or plans I had for later that night. He strolled right up to me never saying a word, very calm, looked me in the eye, smiled and laid one on me with compassionate force that lasted about five minutes.
And it was good. I implore the guys reading right now to try it out on your lady. Trust me. (Let me catch my breath from that memory…whoo!)
I think Jake’s intensions were great. I think the jolt forward was a bit much. Had he just started leaning in and made it gradual, it would have been swoon worthy for the audience. Instead, we were left with a bit of a distraction and didn’t have the payoff like Jillian had on her end.
Jake wants to know if Jillian is spontaneous. Finding out that she and her whole family can go on camping trips within a moments notice sends him over the edge. Then the bar begins to move and a stage is revealed. SO SPONTANEOUSLY!
Martina McBride marches to the microphone and begins singing a hit from her newly released album that just hit number one on the country Billboard charts. Jillian said that she and Jake were both ready to faint! Jake said that Jillian’s happiness almost moved him to tears!
My. He’s…eager…isn’t he? (Crazy tingle returns.)
They two step around the dance floor and he kisses her hand. (Tingle leaves.)
Group Date Two
“Get Your Head in the Game”
Jesse
Mark
David
Mike
Simon
Kip
Juan
Jillian tells the camera that she’s planned this whole day for the guys. She said that she needs a manly man and the best way to figure out who can hold their own is to make them compete. Bring on the studs!
Cut to Juan asking the group, “Is it too early for a poem?”
Oh Juan.
Fetish tells the camera that Juan is lacking in the testosterone department and might be better suited for badminton.
Kiptonite reveals that they are going to Venice beach to play some basketball. It is at this point that I notice how tiny Jillian is compared to these boys. She looks almost child-like. Not a look she’s going for I’m sure, but I can’t really tell when she’s sporting a hoodie and casual neck scarf with her fire engine red Sophie shorts.
Jillian clowns around with the boys by jumping on their backs, etc. Juan decides to be cool and hoists Jill up as if she’s a rag doll, realizes he has no upper body strength and lays her down on the court, fully claiming that it was as gentle as a butterfly.
Afraid for her life that Juan is going to try and pick her up again, Jillian decides that it’s time to get down to business with the REAL game. She jogs up and over a hill and returns with a group of very tall men. The two groups face off on the court and the Amazon men (and Jill) strip to reveal Harlem Globetrotter jerseys.
Off camera we hear, “OK. Someone get on my shoulders.”
Classic!
Pretty soon, a crowd gathers and the Bachelors have made a goal to score just one basket. Of course, zany mishaps happen everywhere and one Trotter gracefully hoists Jilly up to the basketball goal and leaves her there to hang.
Still hanging.
Hello?
Anyone want to help her down?
Ironically, Juan is the one who redeems himself and runs forward to rescue Jill from her pending doom. She thinks he is the bomb dot com for doing this simple task.
The Trots gather in a group and decide that the most manly of the Bachelors is David and he deserves to be named WINNER of the day. He doesn’t get a rose or one-on-one time. He scores a jersey. Being a boy, David is pretty pleased with himself. Wait…being DAVID, David is pretty pleased with himself.
After a long game of wacky basketball, the group decides to go out on the beach. This is fun for Jillian, because she’s not used to the ocean. It’s clear because she spots a local wearing a Speedo and tells him that she can see all his assets. No one laughed because no one got her joke. To cover up, she said that if someone went and asked Speedo Guy for his Speedo and wore it, she would think that is wicked cool.
And bless his heart if Mike didn’t do just that. Granted, Mike is an XL and I’m pretty sure the borrowed Speedo (I just threw up a little in my mouth) was a medium. But he squeezed his junk in and sprinted down the beach into the crashing waves. Jillian said that it was the wicked coolest thing she’s ever seen.
We find the group at a hotel taking shots on the roof. Juan pours his out and David has a conniption. WE DO NOT WASTE ALCOHOL YOU FOOL! Clearly he should be tied to a tree and beat up.
Juan whisks Jilly away to tell her how beautifully green her eyes were on the beach and that they remind him of, how they say in Argentina, arbol verde. Then he kisses her. Jillian thinks he is her protector. She likes how he takes control and is a gentleman.
Jillian wanders back to the group and asks to speak to Kiptonite. We haven’t heard much from him, but I foresee this guy as the dark horse. They talk about broken hearts and how he’s never had one. A red flag for Jillian maybe? Is he the one doing the breaking? Should she be careful?
Jillian: “I don’t really care because all I really want to do is make out with him.”
Fair enough Jilly. Fair enough.
Back in the circle of love, Jillian tells all the guys that they were killer today and she loved that Mike was wicked spontaneous. She gives him the rose. Maybe next week she will dare him to cut his hair. We can only hope!
Rose Ceremony
Mike and Wes are hanging out with their roses in the mansion talking about why they are on this reality show. Wes admits that he is not here for the guys and that he is getting a good vibe from Jilly. It’s no time to pump the brakes. He’s planning on hitting the gas.
Nice metaphor.
The other boys come in and awkwardly each give Jillian a hug. Fetish somehow gets Jillian to prop her feet in his lap even though she is visibly reluctant to do so. He practically licks her toes and finally confesses that he has a thing for feet. Jillian admits this is somewhat weird, but living in Canada, she’s seen worse.
In his alone time with Jillian, Jesse said that he was on a plane to Italy to learn about the old school wine business when he learned that she would be the next Bachelorette. He tells her that Italy is temporary, but she could be long-term and he wants to stick around and get to know her better. Jillian forgot that he was a wine maker and figures that could be fun for a few more weeks and mentally agrees to give him a rose later on.
Back at the bar, the resident bartender ROBBY D is whipping up his version of a Cosmopolitan. He pretends to be Tom Cruise from Cocktail and then tosses a cherry in the air and catches it on a toothpick in his mouth as the boys yell ROBBY D!!!!!!
That is talent people. And you can tell the boys love him.
He makes his way over to Jillian and gives her the Robmopolitaion with a sheepish grin. Just as he is about to dive in, Wes interrupts and takes Jillian away.
This is when Jillian needed to tell Wes that she would catch up with him later. But she didn’t. The guys are ticked that ROBBY D didn’t get any one-on-one time and evil Wes, who has lived with Jillian for three days, is the guy who stole her away.
For the first time, the man known as “Reid” speaks and tells the camera that Wes is there strictly to promote his music career.
All of the sudden, Our Host Chris Harrison comes in and clangs his gin and tonic glass (champagne flute is too girly) and tells the group that he has a little surprise. The boys will have to vote on who is going to be sent home!
I’ll have to admit that my first thought was that he was using weird word trickeration and that the rest of that sentence was, “be sent home with JILLIAN!” But alas. I was wrong.
Hare gives one rule: anyone who has received a rose is ineligible. If Wes wasn’t so full of himself, I’m pretty sure he would have breathed a huge sigh of relief. But he was too busy writing lyrics on a napkin in the back to pay attention.
Sweet Michael the Break Dancer can’t decide what name to put on his list. Everyone else is pretty much voting for David or Juan.
Juan is a bit nervous because he’s assuming his lyrical reading of “Jellicle Cats” during breakfast didn’t win him any man votes and he’s afraid the group is going to vote him off the island. He decides to tell Jilly that he really wants to stay and reminds her that he saved her from near death on the basketball court for safe measure.
David thinks that Juan is breaking man code and is pouring sugar in his gas tank. I don’t know what that means either but at least he’s moved on from tying him to a tree and beating him senseless.
Brian, on the other hand, has decided on a different tactic. He started by wearing glasses, because chicks dig dudes in specs. When Jillian gave him her drink order because she thought he was a waiter, he decided on something a little more drastic. He knew that Mike received a rose for putting on another man’s fatigues (throw up) on the beach. So why not go commando?
Brian calls everyone over to the swimming pool and makes a production out of stripping one article of clothing at a time. The boys start chanting and clapping along. Brian thinks this is encouragement.
It’s the negative kind Brian. This was not in good fun. They are counting on you to make a complete fool of yourself. And let me tell you. You succeeded my shriveled friend. Congratulations.
The specs are hurled off into the bushes. The tie comes off. The shirt is next. The belt is swung around his head and the trousers follow soon behind. We are left with some plain looking boxers and then those are jerked down too. He makes a mad dash for the pool and says something about a hump-back whale as he flashes his tush to the crowd gathered around.
We are laughing AT you Brian. Not with you.
Jillian is shocked beyond all believe and refuses…straight up DENIES the boy who just streaked in the quad…a kiss. BURN BRIAN. BURN!
The ABC intern fetches a beach towel for Brian as Hare collects himself enough to tell the guys who is going to be voted off and sent home.
In third place…Julian. Michael looks around sheepishly.
In second place…David. Oh…heads are going to ROLL tonight.
And the one going home is JUAN!
Almost immediately, Hare tells Jill she can save Juan with a rose and Jillian doesn’t even think. She pins the rose on her knight in shining armor and gives dirty looks to the rest of the boys before she goes to deliberate at the Pier One bureau of framed pictures.
When she returns, she tells the boys that she is the luckiest Bachelorette in Bachelorette history because she has the coolest, most wickedest Bachelors ever.
New roses go to:
Jesse: wine maker
David: the bully
Ed: the cutie
Sasha: the one I don’t have an opinion on yet
Mark: the one I don’t know who this is
Michael: the break dancer
Fetish
Kiptonite: the one who will surprise us
Reid: the one who is growing on me
Robby D!!!!!!
Tanner F: the one with the tangerine shirt (Seriously? Who is this?)
Brad: the one that should have been Math-Hew
Math-Hew…contact me and I’ll pimp you out next. We’ll put some whiteout on your hat and it will be as good as new my friend.
Next week looks interesting. We finally get to see the Old West scene and Wes breaks out his guitar to serenade Jillian on the balcony.
I can’t wait!
All about the shame, not the fame,
Lincee
Well worth the wait!!! Hilarious as always, Lincee!!
Yeahhhhh. I punched out in the middle of The Amazing Race bit. These guys are just too much. Maybe when she gets rid of all the meatheads and has a couple of actual real guys left I will tune back in. Until then it’s 2 hours of nails on a chalkboard for me.
I’m sorry green beaners.
~Some Guy
Awesome update Lincee! I could not decide which was my favorite part of the recap…”Alamo scene from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure” which made me laugh out loud or the “BURN BRIAN. BURN!” LOVED that!!!! Sad to see Math-Hew go, hope Kiptonite is on for awhile. Oh and I almost forgot another favorite line “crazy cup runneth over” ROFL! One of the best updates ever! PS- Even with a name like Stormi I am still terrified of tornados and run under the stairs to hide.
yay! this post was well worth the wait. awesome job lincee
i really hope that ABC pulls the camera away from Crazy Dave and Fetish long enough for us to get to know the 2 or three Mr. Invisibles that are there.
You truly have a class in Texas called Texas History?! funny!
Hilarious as usual, Lincee. “Your” the best reason to watch this show!
Texas History is a great class! I never knew that other states didn’t have a history class until recently. ‘Jellical Cats! Classic! Thanks Lincee!
Best line of the night was after Specs doesn’t get a rose….during the exit interview….Specs says strippin’ down had something to do with him not getting a rose (ya think?)…probably “because it was a little chilly and he was hung like a light switch”…..I had to rewind the tivo….he DID NOT say that …..sadly, yes he did.
This is a C.R.A.Z.Y. bunch of men….looks like a floor at the Terrell State Hospital will need to be reserved for some of these boys….with all the bickerin’ and fussin’….someone is going to get hurt…..badly.
I submit, for consideration/debate/disbute, that Jake’s kiss was way cool. First, homeboy asks Jilly a somewhat serious and personal question. Then, as she’s in the process of answering, he lays one on her! To me, it was the equivalent of “shut up; I don’t really care what you have to say.”
In my opinion, he gets a FAIL for *both* timing and delivery…
lincee – i feel you on tornados! hate them and seriously scarred of them. i thought jake’s shirt looked like the shirts from 3 amigos.
April – see, I’m thinking I kinda liked the “shut up and kiss me” technique….it’s still early, and he doesn’t really need to hear everything. That was the “x” factor that Jilly was lookin’ for!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…..I HEART ED. He is straight up adorable. He looks like Denny from Grey’s Anatomy.
ED if you are not picked, Southwest Airlines has $39 flights to Kansas City…let’s make this happen.
I don’t know if someone pointed this out in the other post or not – My sister watches the show once in a blue moon but actually made a good point about Jake’s black ‘cowboy’ shirt last night – it was covered in embroidered roses. Hmm. . . I wonder why that one was picked then. . .
#6 & 7 – I too was shocked to learn that other states don’t have a full year of state history (if any)! Perhaps that’s because no other state has six flags to explain and work through. . .
And great post Lincee!
Loved the recap, friend. Jake is a little crazy, I thought the same thing when they were talking. Just a little tooooooo much. But, when he kissed her hand and was all texan hottie on me, I forgave him. SO wanted Brian to go, was over the top from the start. I honestly was not a Mathue fan. But know he will do just fine. Juan, please,enought of that already. I would run quickly in the other direction. And David is just plain scary. NOT my cup of whisky. Lots of hot abs. Makes me want to buy the P90X DVD and get at it. Love ya, Kate
1. Mat-hue in his trunks and boots made me swoon big time. Hook me up Lincee!
2. Sugar in your gas tank is like saying putting your foot in your mouth. (Literally is screws up your cars fuel system)
3. I will now be saying “bomb dot com” cause it made me giggle.
Thanks for the LOL’s!
i liked dave (cricket) last week, but he’s got some serious ‘roid rage issues. juan bugs the crap out of me. jake is a cutie, but he tries too hard. baseball mike needs to go get some sort of broad spectrum STD vaccine after shoving his junk in another guy’s banana hammock. that’s just w.r.o.n.g.
ed is the one … hubba, hubba.
Don’t count Robby D.!!!! out. Ed and Michael are my personal favorites, but I am starting to see why Robby is in it. Reid seems nice enough, sweet enough, normal enough as well. But Jillian’s early picks (Wes, Jake, Mike) won’t hold. Betcha.
Loving Ed! We didn’t see him that much but he is adorable!!!! Thanks for the great recap, Lincee!
LOLOLOLOL, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure….
“Pedro is working on an adobe. Can you say that with me?”
“A-dob-e.”
Really?! I can’t believe more people aren’t loving on Jake. I kept thinking “game over” after watching them swoon all over each other during the date. I swear Jilly got teary eyed talking about it.
And South Carolina state history was a requirement when I was in middle school-we had to learn the difference between a civil war and “The War Between the States”, as they call it.
Great recap Lincee!
For the record, I’m ALL FOR pimping out Math-Hue too!
Keep the laughs acomin’ girl.
NC has state history classes, and I believe WA does as well.
Lincee, your timing on the Jim Halpert faces is impeccable.
Go Ed!
That was HI-larious!
I laughed out loud a few times, but my fave was the used Speedo moment and “squeezed his junk in there” comment – oh wow! That image is burned in my brain!
I’m on Team Ed – for today anyway!!!
OMG, i hadn’t thought about the Alamo scene from PeeWee in forever, but now I have images of Miss Jilly doing the PeeWee dance to “Tequila” on that bar in her red boots. Lincee–HILARIOUS!! You just get better and better! That whole scene with Jake in the dressing room, dancing around with his Wranglers, vest and OPEN shirt was so awkward. What REAL dude would do that? Maybe the intern made him do it.
great recap – I laughed out loud about your comment about how “heads are going to roll” when David gets the rest of the guys back to the bunk house and finds out who voted for him to leave the show. Yikes – hide the rope!
I don’t know about everyone else, but I totally drank the kool-aid ABC was serving with their edit of Jake – he is HOT and I liked the forceful kiss – and it looked like Jill did too.
Wes cannot get off this show fast enough – he is a total DB and is not as great of a singer as HE thinks he is.
Ed, Kiptyn, Jake, and Jesse – These will be the last men standing, in my opinion! You made me laugh out loud with this recap!!
(By the way, Oklahomans take a history class devoted purely to our beloved state as well!)
Ok…I am going to say it…I think Jillian is kinda “ho”ing it up. I haven’t watched many seasons but I don’t remember them kissing this early! I mean there are 16 guys still there. I haven’t kissed 16 in my life….I’m just sayin’….Wow!
Great recap as always! Agreed – Brad’s rose sooooo should have been Mathue (or Math-Hew as you say)! Oh that dude was yummy delicious to me! lol I like scruff! Especially nice scruff!
#12 Jen Said, ED if you are not picked, Southwest Airlines has $39 flights to Kansas City…let’s make this happen.
Get in line sister! Chi-town girl here getting first dibs! I’m scrappy…don’t test me! LOL Nothin but luv in this message…. :-\
“the bomb dot com” had me in a fit of laughter….*sigh* your recaps are the BEST!!!
My favorites so far are Jake, Kipton, Ed, and Sasha. I am usually supportive of all Texans but Wes is giving Austin, TX a bad rap!! Him and Dave need to go! I almost feel bad for poor Tanner P., he seems like a nice guy, but the foot fetish is just a bit awkward. Oh, and did anyone else notice Tanner P. with his arm around Michael the breakdancer before the Rose Ceremony? that was interesting…haha…I guess they really bonded on “The Amazing Date Race”…
Anyways, the sweetest part of the episode was Jake kissing Jillian’s hand while they were dancing (all together now: “awwww”)
Hey Longhorn…you missed it. Wes is giving ALL of Texas a bad name, and it’s Arrogant Self-Serving Jerk!
And the Oscar for Best Recap of an Insane Reality show goes to….Lincee!
Funniest two lines: “David thinks that Juan is breaking man code and is pouring sugar in his gas tank. I don’t know what that means either but at least he’s moved on from tying him to a tree and beating him senseless.” hahahaha! And I <3 Kypton, so if she lets him go, will you please send him to me?
Thanks for the great update, Lincee!
I agree #27 Rachel….Jillian is going a little “fat Bob” with all the making out! While I’ll admit, if a man is a bad kisser…there’s no reason to keep him around…but save that test for later. She needs to at least pretend that she wants to know something about them before sucking face.
Here I am again for my morning dose of crack.
Did anyone else find those pointy flaps across the front of Jilly’s gray satin bank vault dress just a bit weird? Teeny, little plain ol’ Jill rocked that dress except for those freaky flaps.
And I’m lovin’ all the celeb look-alikes this time! This might be a stretch, but Wes looks like Dana Carvey doing a PARODY of a brooding, country singer. Anybody see it?
Y’all are missing it… Wes wants us all to think he looks, talks and acts like Garth! As Bon Qui Qui would say…” he needs to go!”
I’m pretty sure Foot Fetish is the producer’s pick (remember Twilley?) There is no other explanation.
I do think it is a red flag that Kyptonite is always the heart breaker, but I liked the fact that he admitted as much instead of lying about it.
Anybody else think Jillian looks a bit like Kelly Clarkson? (it struck me while watching this week’s episode. Thanks again for a fabulouse recap Lincee!!!
I know the whole point of this show is that it is cheesy and always predictable, but I’m getting a little tired in just how much they repeat EXACTLY from previous seasons, especially things that are supposed to be “dramatic twists.” Wasn’t it just last season that the girls had to vote to send one home, and the twist was she actually automatically got a rose? Same thing this time — Jill had the choice to veto their decision, which of course equates into her letting the poor schmuck stay. Basically, when Hare announced this little twist, I automatically knew the unlucky dude was NOT going home. Boring.
I LOVED the enthusiasm of Michael and Fetish in the car. They were so cute and so excited! Wes and Brad, meanwhile, sauntered up to Jillian with zero enthusiasm, even when she told them they won. Brad’s reaction I can rack up to nerves, but I think Wes didn’t care. And I knew Jillian was going to pick Wes over Brad, bless his heart. I was stung by the injustice in that. I don’t think Brad is her type, but it would have been nice to see the good guy win. I hope Wes goes down in flames. Embarrassing, hung-like-a-light-switch flames.
Wes totally bugs. And while I know we didn’t see much of his date with Jillian, he just seemed so smarmy, and going through the motions. He also doesn’t seem very smart. I’m just saying.
Alright… the first time my husband ever kissed me, we were standing in my driveway and I was “fussing” at him about how he needs to chill out and not take us so seriously and in the middle of my speech, he interrupted me with a very wonderful kiss. And then I almost threw up cause the butterflies in my stomach were coming up my esophagus. Not really, I’m just saying that I almost died it was so wonderful. So, I’m liking the Jake technique.
I love Ed. I want to cut his LVAT wire and then crawl into his bed in my prom dress and weep on him.
There are still like 2 or 3 guys that we no absolutely nothing about and I feel bad for them.
Juan is not straight. I’m just sayin’.
Thanks Lincee for the great recap. I giggled all the way through!
Also, my Texas History teacher was Ms. Pechacek and one day in class a 7th grade boy pulled out his thingy and showed it to me and my friends and I was horrified and told Ms. Pechacek and she just laughed and didn’t do anything to him. That’s what I think of when I think of Texas History class. That and the Alamo. Which I remember.
Wes isn’t even a very good country singer. I do understand the appeal of having some guy play the guitar for you and sing a song, especially one he’s written himself – my first boyfriend got me that way. But I was 17. And, I got over it. Hopefully Jilli will too.
I’m still lovin’ Jake, but I’m not convinced he’s the right one for Jillian – I think that may be Kiptyn, or Ed. I also don’t think Jake was being all that crazy – he didn’t say JILLIAN was his soulmate, he says that when he finds his soulmate, he will not hesitate to take her away from all the other guys. And he didn’t say he HAD fallen for her..he said he could ‘see himself’ falling for her big time. Who hasn’t said that after a particularly hot and successful first date – wow, this one really could be the one? It’s not crazy, it’s cute. I do understand the “too good to be true” feeling, there must be a catch. But perhaps not – maybe he just wasn’t ready before, and now he is. That happens for reals, too.
I really liked the Amazing Race crossover…that was a nice twist.
Can’t wait to see the next episode of this train wreck, and of course read Lincee’s awesome take on it.
We have Kentucky history classes as well. If I remember correctly, it was 6th or 7th grade…bet you didn’t know there was a whole year’s worth of material about Kentucky, did ya??
as a texas girl who has dated the guitar-playing, wrangler-wearing cowboy before, i’m appalled at wes’ slimeball factor and thinking jake’s sweet but a bit over-eager. come on texas boys…represent!!!
in other matters, kiptyn and ed….swoon-worthy.
“It sounds like it could have been sexy, but trust me…it was forced. Which, as we all know, negates the sexy.”
Joey Tribiani – “You can’t say your being breezy, it justs negates the breeziness”.
I couldn’t wait to read your recap today – my husband wasn’t sure he wanted to watch this season, even though he loved Jill – but I told him last night that he HAD to watch it with me because the testosterone in all these men is hysterical and he’d find it pretty humorous…
Apparently, my husband thinks he went to college with Crazy Dave, which is highly a possibility. Anyone know whether he went to Miami of Ohio? I actually find him extremely hot – I just wish he’d quit with the Man Code BS because it’s annoying…and it’s not gonna get him a rose at some point. Is it really man code to dump out your shot? Stupid, maybe…but man code? Hmm..
Jake. You know, I’m having a hard time convincing my husband that I don’t just like him for his 8-pack, but seriously…he’s just a GOOD GUY! Can I get a “bless his heart?” I rewound the weird kiss a few times because it was SO dramatic and emotional for him. He closed his eyes and just pounced. It was awkward, I admit. I think he’s the perfect package, though…
Fetish is creepy. I thought he was gay from the first time he spoke. He’s cute until he starts talking about feet.
Juan. Does anyone else notice that everytime he comes around, they play La Cucu Racha music and everyone stops and does the Mexican Hat Dance? Okay, they don’t dance, but those ABC interns are really putting in some time to edit the music everytime he comes to the forefront. Although I don’t really like him and I wouldn’t be angry if Dave strung him upside down and whipped him with Jake’s cowboy belt.
I do like Ed. For some reason, in my life I’ve found that most Ed’s are pretty sincere. He has some heavy bags under his eyes, but he’s a cutie…
Kiptyn. Oh, he’s cute and I agree that he could be the dark horse, but his head is too shiny. He needs the interns to go buy him some of those Oil of Olay wipes to get rid of the greasy shine.
And Wes. Does she not see that he has this Kenny Chesney-esque look to him. Kenny is like 40 and unmarried and loves every minute of it. Country music singers typically run around playing their guitar to 20 year olds, drinking and having a good ol’ time. Not to say that I wouldn’t swoon over his song and dance, but seriously…Jill. You’re smarter than that. He’s got a weird shaped head for his hair anyway. And you should’ve told him no when Rob was having his ‘moment’ with you.
Oh, and Break Dance Michael. I didn’t think he was cute until last night. I have a feeling he’s a bit cocky and a show-off (duh), but he’s good looking! Maybe a little young?
I can’t wait for this season, though. I’m excited to see her with Ed in the helicopter next week. He looked HAWT.
I discovered this blog during DDAHnna’s season, but this is my first time posting. Lincee’s recaps are absolutely hilarious and so are the comments that I read here each week!
I’m still reading posts about the guys, but one thing that stuck with me at the end of the show –
I know this is ‘reality TV’, but PLEASE PLEASE, can we get the ABC ‘script outliner’ a thesaurus so he can find a different word for tough? If I hear one more Bachelor/Bachelorette telling his/her ‘rosed ones’ that “I know this was a tough night” or telling the camera that “I’m going to have to make some tough decisions”, etc. I will scream! I can’t really remember if D said it during her season, but Jason said it ALL THE TIME, and now Jillian is starting to say it as well. Let’s try difficult, rough, hard, not easy …
love you, IHGB posters; first lincee makes me laugh, then you all make me laugh. There has been a full year of state history in every state we’ve lived in…. ga, ohio, penn, col, az….
I think every state should have to take a full year of Texas history. Then, if there is time left over, they can fill in with their own state history. Just saying.
I am not sure about all the Ed love, they have hardly even showed him! I think he has potential, but I am waiting to see. So far I like Jesse, Mike, Kip, Reid and Jake.
I think the Jake edit was super cute, he proved he had a sense of humor and is hot. Who knows what is wrong with him, I am not getting the crazy vibe – most likely the ABC edit is going to show him as the fast flame out.
Loved the race, might have been fun to see more interaction of the guys. Mathue was just too young, cute but young for Jill.
Most likely David provides the best sound drama sound bites – he is probably joking inappropriately, bless his heart. So ABC gets to give him the rage edit!
Wes, yuck! Dave please smash his guitar! Of course the ABC intern probably has them stashed all over the house!
We have Washington State history here folks, in junior high and high school. In elementary school we have the parade of states and each kid has to do a state report and make a non-motorized float to take through the school. Totally serious!
Ok… I’m gonna chalk this up to a blonde moment but I remember sitting in the theater watching a preview for Alamo. You know… that flick with Billy Bob Thornton that didn’t do anything… anyhow… I’m watching with one of my friends from California. She asked me what the big deal was about the Alamo. I looked at her and said (I kid you not… i said this…), “Didn’t you learn about the Alamo in your Texas History class??” She looked at me like I was nuts and explained that Texas History is only taught in Texas… no wonder people think Texans have too much pride!
On to the Bachelorette… I think a lot of these guys are straight up d-bags! Do they have anything good to say? Seriously… is there any conversation going on here other than “I think you’re really hot and stuff”? I know a lot is edited out but the conversations are all so superficial. JMHO.
We had a Minnesota history class in 6th grade. I don’t remember what we learned about, but I know we got to take a field trip to the capitol, and I think we talked about Paul Bunyan and Vikings.
I’m still heartbroken that she sent Mathue home and kept Tanner Toejam. I can’t get over it. Jillian is not making herself look like a good judge of character.
Any weird feelings I had about Jake totally went away when he would start dancing.
“I love Ed. I want to cut his LVAT wire and then crawl into his bed in my prom dress and weep on him.”
I have no idea what a LVAT wire is, but I swear I have never laughed so hard. You people are the reason I get no work done whenever a Bach/Bachette show is in season.
#35 – This might be a stretch, but Wes looks like Dana Carvey doing a PARODY of a brooding, country singer. Anybody see it?
YES – I can totally see that, too funny! – he’s just a little fakey to me
I also am curious about Robby D!!!!! I loved the cherry trick! We just haven’t seen enough of him…maybe next week
Lincee – you are too funny. I have started watching the show, then reading the recap, then watching it again…this will be a great season
Does any one know if OHCH still does his blog? I liked his as well but not as much as yours Lincee! I am on team Ed/Denny and Jake ….Robby D’s drink looked good – any on catch what went in it? Jill should have turned Wes away and finished the conversation with Robby…Ohio also has history class – 4th grade….
Yes we really do have a history class called Texas History! Texas is the best! I love Ed. I hope she starts connecting with him more. Wes has got to go and so does Dave. Love Jake but i get that same vibe about him. Let’s hope it not desperation.
#42 – totally agree on Jake. I mean, the guy is a pilot. He is probably never in one place for very long so that may be why he doesn’t have a girlfriend. I’m sure it’s hard to meet a girl when you are a pilot. None of what he said was creepy to me. I thought it was sweet. And he never once said that he is going to marry Jillian…he never talked of Jillian specifically. He was generally talking about his soulmate. I think at one point he did say “Jillian could possibly be my soulmate.” Big deal! First, I think you can say that about anybody that you have a connection with. Second, the producers were probably asking “well…can you see Jillian as your soulmate?” My vote is Jake! Love him! Someone said this before me, but when I was watching their date I seriously thought “game over.”
Kipton is probably going to be the one with the girlfriend. Something he said made me think that…????
Oh, and just to get in on the argument – Indiana has Indiana History classes in like 4th or 5th grade. That’s when you learn your state bird, flower, song, etc… AND the Fifty Nifty United States song. I can still sing all of the states in alphabetical order in like 20 seconds. When I met my husband, we had the exact same talent. I knew it was true love after that…
Graduating from Baylor, I have had plenty of experience with my gaydar, and it sounds like an air horn when Fetish comes on the screen.
In Louisiana, we have Louisiana Studies in the seventh grade.
Also, as a former cheerleader, I feel compelled to say that it is “Soffe” shorts. Here’s the website where you can learn all about them.
http://www.mjsoffe.com/
Just sayin’, since we were correcting the ABC intern’s spelling.
Love your recap as always!
I liked Kip until my Mom said “dang his ears are big”. From that moment on I could only notice his ears…THANKS ALOT MOM!
Tessa (#13) – I’d bet a $100 that the shirt Jake wore on their date was a Rockmount Ranch Wear. These are beautiful hand embrodered shirts that have a long tradition in western wear. Although the rose pattern might have been cheesy given the show, it is quite popular in their line.
http://www.rockmount.com/shirts/vintage.asp
I think Kip is a doll but he is a HORRIBLE kisser. Go back and watch the kiss between he and Jillian. UGH! I guess it couldn’t be that bad if Jill said all she wants to do is make out with him but seriously…it looked awful!
Tanner the foot man looks/sounds like he’s batting for the other team…as does Michael the breakdancer. Coincidence that they were teamed up???
And I noticed that Tanner had his arm around Michael while sitting on the couch and did a double take.
I’m on team Jake/Jesse (if he’s the wine dude)/and Ed. Ed is soooooo hot!!
#13–i’m pretty sure i had to take louisiana history but it may be because we have so many corrupt politicians to learn about
#36–love the bon qui qui reference
i thought jillian’s surprise that she didn’t have to teach jake how to 2 step was a bit humorous. i’m a southern girl and i do not 2 step or like country music or attire at all. but i would hope that a guy from dallas TEXAS would be able to show up the canadian in the finer points of the 2 step. knowing such is probably a part of the texas man-code…
Lincee, you are a riot! I loved the Pee-Wee Herman reference, “the man known as ‘Reid’ “, and how Juan realizes he has no upper body strength when he lifted Jillian.
I agree with all of the Wes-bashing, but nobody has mentioned that he drinks like a fish! He got completely roasted on the first night, and then we spotted him during the last episode in the limo chugging straight from the decanter! Before the rose ceremony, he sat away from the rest of the guys with that half-melted rubber face. I recognize that expression in a heart beat. RUN, JILL, RUN!
I also know a friend of a friend of Jake’s who reports that he is a super-dork in real life. Not a cute dork like Chicago Fred, the real “ew, get away from me” kind. He flies for a commuter line, not a major airline, so getting to Belgium would be definitely off his normal path. I realize airlines trade benefits, but his waffles would probably be in the Wichita Denney’s. I want to like him because Jillian does, but now I have been tainted by this tidbit.
And Juan? He works for Mama, and when Mama commanded him to go get babies, he signs up for “The Bachelorette.” Where else can a gay guy so convincingly pretend to be pursuing his Mama’s dreams? Hmm, perhaps a couple of others had the same story…
There was no Michigan History class when I was in school. But then, there were no computer classes either. Just good old-fashioned typing class, using manual typewriters. I’m 150 years old.
Let’s collaborate on finishing Wes’s song, ok? All we’ve heard so far is “they say love don’t come easy”. I proposed a line yesterday…”I’ll be your George, you’ll be my Weezy”. The only other word I can think of that rhymes with easy is sleazy…anyone care to help?
61.”I liked Kip until my Mom said “dang his ears are big”. From that moment on I could only notice his ears…THANKS ALOT MOM!”
I totally agree with your mother!! I know there is a lot of Kip love but I don’t see it.
I’m on Team Ed!
#65 I so agree with the Juan thing. I also think he is so GAY!! Along with Tanner P. Rewind your tivo’s to the part where Tanner P. think they are winning. So GAY!!!
Did anyone else notice Tanner P. with his arm wrapped around the back of Michael during the cocktail ceremony? They were sitting on the sofa…I think it was during the time they were deciding on who should be sent home via ballot box.
I noticed the coziness on the sofa, too…it was so not manly. Not an arm stretched along the back of the couch, but a borderline embrace. They looked like they were on a date.
Oooops sorry #63 Tina. I just read your post after I posted mine. Yeah, that was a little “too close for comfort” for my taste. I believe this season has a few gay/bi guys. Not that’s there is a thing wrong with it….just don’t come on a tv dating show & let some girl fall for you only to break her heart. Not cool!
I was laughing when OHCH said Juan’s name like “HHHHuan”, all overexaggerated instead of “Wan” like a most people would say it.
According to OHCH blog on EW.com he received 1 ballot box vote to be sent home! LOL too funny!!
#66 Susan
I’m bored at work, so I’m going to come up with some lines for Wes’ amazing song!
“they say love don’t come easy…don’t touch my hair, its really greasy.”
“they say love don’t come easy… But I’ll warn ya..I’m kinda sleazy.”
“they say love don’t come easy…I’ll wipe your nose when you sneezey.”
“they say love don’t come easy…we go together like mac and cheesey.”
And I’m spent.
#74 heidi & #66 Susan
“they say love don’t come easy…I’m on The Bachelorette so you can buy my CD”
They say love don’t come eaaaaaaasy
And they say that I am cheeeeeesy
What they don’t know
Is that I love you so
And that is why I’m your guy
They say love don’t come eaaaaaaasy
And some may say that I’m sleeeeeazy
They think they know
That this is all for show
But please don’t buy all their lies
They say fame don’t come eaaaaaasy
And my career, well, it’s freezing
I’m on this show
To give it one more go
Don’t say goodbye…don’t say goodbye
They say fame don’t come eaaaaaaasy
And that I’m slick and greaaaaaasy
I need a deal
And so I feel
That I’m your guy…I’m your guy
Well they say love don’t come eaaaaaasy
I’ll be your George, you’ll be my Weeeeeezy
You don’t have to keep me
If you think I’m creepy
Just say goodbye once I’m signed
Thank you, heidi, for the inspiration!
#76/77 Susan, OHMIGOSH, what talent Now Wes will probably rip you off and hit #1 in Juarez!
Yeah, but will he ever be big in Minot, North Dakota? I don’t THINK so!
#75 Debbie, I think you may have provided the song title
Thank you Susan!!! That was awesome! I think you’re gonna give Wes a run for his money…..maybe you two could even collaborate together???
best song ever!
#62 Jules – Wow! Lots of roses! I didn’t notice the roses on the shirt myself until my sister pointed it out. Thanks!
Love Don’t Come Easy (Remix)
They say love don’t come eaaaaaasy
But you don’t need these other fools
They’re all wrong for you
And don’t have a song for you
And that is why I’m your dude
Foot fetish guy makes me uneaaaaaasy
And naked guy, he’s a tool
Juan’s kind of fey
Might even be gay
That’s why they’re not right for you
What’s up with Dave, he got queaaaaaasy
Just trying to say hello to you
Jake may give you wings
But he can’t sing
That’s why he ain’t the man for you
Some of these guys, their hair’s too greaaaaaasy
And they don’t have my cool tattoos
When I get a label
I’ll pay you under the table
That’s why I’m the guy for you
Yeah, that’s why I’m the guy for you
Susan you crack me up! Thanks for the afternoon smiles. I think you should write a song after each episode based on wes’s dumb line. Then we’ll get a recap and song to make Tuesdays fun. I’m sure Lincee will give you material if the show doesn’t.
Is it just me or does it seem like Jillian seems to be drinking a lot? Maybe it’s self-defense to put up with some of these characters, but she seems to look dishelveled much of the time. Kinda of a disappointment. I prefer her confident and together.
I thought for sure Fetish was gonna go this week when she kept pulling her feet away from him. I think y’all are right, he must be the editors’ pick! (Or maybe they are the ones spiking up her drinks to cloud her judgement! LOL!)
#66 &76 Susan, I LOVE the song, and i’m only 35 but i had to take keyboarding on a typewriter too! and when we got computers they were Tandy’s!
Lincee, love the recap, as always, i’m forwarding it to all my friends!!
Melanna, you’re on. I’ll do it. Between that motley bunch of dbags and Lincee, there should be plenty of inspiration for me.
sweet! I’m looking forward to it! I can’t come up with stuff for a whole song, but here’s a line for you:
They say love don’t come eeeaasy….The money I make from songs is meeeaaasly
Feel free to hack it apart and use it anyway that will help with your rhymes.
OK, here’s a random stream of consciousness thing. Tell me if I’m crazy.
Lincee is referencing Pee Wee’s Big Adventure…
…which featured a scary crazy googly eyed trucker (who was also dead.).. named Large Marge…
…Dave is also a scary crazy goolgly eyed trucker….
and now I just keep thinking of him as “Large Marge.”
I know this isn’t fair, but he’s frightening!
Re: Juan, I’ve met handsome, sensitive, artistic Latin guys like this before who are NOT GAY. He might not be your (or Jill’s) cup of tea, but my guess is he’s an OK person. and probably not gay.
I just hope Large Marge doesn’t kill him. And come to think of it, if there’s a closeted gay on the show, it’s probably him/her, because he/she is WAY overcompensating!
Three things:
1. Although I maintain that I only continue to watch this show so I can read Lincee’s blog, am I the only one who thinks The Bachelor/ette keeps getting better each season?! Jillian is GREAT and this crew of guys, in my opinion, are highly entertaining with the exception of only a few completely blantant ones who feel contrived. Everyone else is either hot, sweet or flat-out fun to watch! Except for David…he’s seriously one unfinished tequila shot away from first-degree battery.
2. The only thing I could think during Jake’s “Awww, shucks” gush-fest was “This guy has done this before.” I’d bet my life savings that the horribly awkward kiss is a trick from the Jake Playbook (or a lesson he learned in Pilots101). Kisses like that have the potential to be superhot when they don’t seem so calculated…I used to be a fan of him but now he’s kind of smarmy to me.
3. Some think Jillian is “ho-ing it up” for closed-mouth kissing 3 dudes and one make-out sesh?! Whew! With a lineup like that I’d nominate her as an honorary nun for not inviting at least 10 of the first 20 straight into her bedroom! I think I actually saw an 8-pack on at least 3 of them…man….!
Well worth the wait, Lincee! Like the ‘Trotters, you always bring your A-game.
“I realize airlines trade benefits, but his waffles would probably be in the Wichita Denney’s” This should have come with a spew alert!
Has no one mentioned that it is incredibly tacky to be constantly putting your fingers into your armpits to hike up your strapless dress? Honey, if you can’t hold it up with the girls, go for a different style!
#76 and #84 SUSAN… oh my god im dying.
hahahaa!! come on it’s true. i think we’ve already seen previews for the same crappy lyrics from wes, and i don’t think he’s added on anything else. can you all imagine what TRUE country icons must think about this? martina, for example. anyone? anyone?
Add California to the list of having state history class, in I believe the 4th grade. Wow, she sure is picking a lot of tools – why isn’t it obvious to her that Wes just isn’t in to her, because he is too busy with self-adoration? And Kiptyn has dangerous written all over him, he seems to be the type that has the emotional intelligence and depth of a turnip – a cute turnip, granted. I think Jesse may be a little stunted too, only two long term relationships, seriously? #65 – Jake may be a dork, but at least he is a super fine ripped dork – and a pretty good dancer to boot. David is a total whacko and needs anger management, although he is kind of right about Juan being a douche. My votes go to Robby, Reid and Jake. Poor Brad, that sensitive soul is not going to be around much longer! Also, did anyone see that last clip with Simon saying he was trying to speak clearly? Hillarious!
Hey Lincee, are you going to start doing those charts again of who got roses, like last season with the Bachelor?
Was it just me, or was Jillian drunk throughout the whole episode?
I was wondering that too – her face looks different.
Jake, your shirt belongs in a scene from Brokeback Mountain. Bad choice, Jake, bad choice. Thankfully, you have your smokin 8 pack abs and ridiculously sweet looking face to distract Jill and the rest of us from your lack of taste in Western wear. And thank you Lincee, for pointing out his awkward croch-forward stance when Jill was trying to tighten his also feminine looking western belt. This entire exchange was weird for everyone to watch. Also, maybe it’s just me, but that lurch forward had to result in some rather painful teeth clacking when he made contact. With all that said, I kind of love him
David, I hope that the folks from A&E’s “Intervention” are keeping their eye on you for their next episode taping on anger management. They will most certainly have a head start on footage. You’ve got what I like to call the “crazy eye”. Please quit talking about, thinking about, looking at, thinking about thinking about… Juan. Please. We know, he annoys you. As he does the rest of us. But your contempt for him (which causes the “crazy eye” flare up when you mention his name) is a bit out of control. Seriously, tie him up and beat him?? Come on David, pull it together.
Brian, thank god you decided to show off your small penis to Jill. If I had to hear you “purr” at her or refer to her as “babe” or “hot stuff” one more time, I was going to come to The Mansion myself and drown you in the pool. Guys with mini jewels… note to selves: make sure the girl really likes you before you flaunt it. If she’s “on he fence”, showing off your light switch will push her off your side of the fence and over to the “big side”. Every time, guaranteed.
Brad, she only picked you because she went with Honky Tonk for the vault date. She essentially dumped you on national TV. She felt bad, you got a rose. Enjoy your time poolside in the warm Caliornia sunshine, because next week, you are done-zo.
Mike, yes you are cute, but your screaming is a little too… Steve-O esque for me. Please stop it. No self respecting woman wants a 16 year old looking, break dancing, obnoxious screamer as their fiance.
Footsie, this whole fetish thing isn’t endearing, its creepy. You know “that guy”… the one who has no regard for personal space at the bar? He does the lean in, and after all of your backing away, you end up in a corner in the bar and ducking out from under his arm that he has perched on the wall in front of you. You surpass “that guy” in your creepiness with this whole foot fetish thing. Not that hotness makes much of a difference in your creepiness factor, but even if it did, you aren’t that good looking.
Wes, when you left the Alamo, did you just pack your suitcases with red flags? No clothes. JUST red flags. You seem to be raising A LOT of them. Your pikey hair/ singing/ Jillian lyrics make me want to hurl. Please take your Jillian inspired napkin lyrics and go home to your girlfriend(s).
Juan, I hear Ricky Martin is currently single. I’ll track down his number and get it over to you. You guys would definitely hit it off.
Sasha, Reid, and Ed, please step forward into the Limelight. You two are some of the best looking, more normal appearing guys out of the group. Come on out and play!!!
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Lincee:
Some great lines in this week’s episode as always, but I couldn’t believe you didn’t point out one problem with a date in a vault. If they were locked in there for dinner, was there a cook/waiter in the vault with them or were they nuking their own meals in a microwave and serving themselves in there? Does a busboy have the combination to the vault so he can clear the table and refill water glasses? Weird place for a date…
And AliH, you are so right. If your dress won’t stay up, then avoid the strapless style, please.
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“they say love don’t come easy…I’m on The Bachelorette so you can buy my CD”
This is hilarious!
I so agree with the comments on Jillian – she seems WAY off her game from Jason’s season to this one. Like she can’t quite figure out how to juggle all this, and the intern just keeps refilling her wineglass when she’s not looking so she thinks she has only had one glass. Not that I could juggle twenty guys any better – heck, I’m lucky if I can remember my husband’s name most days – no way I could keep twenty straight!! I would make them let me carry around a spiral bound deck of index cards with my little notes, I think.
I don’t care one whit about Jake’s shirt, and would prefer in the future that he just not wear one at all. I don’t care if he’s there for the right reasons or red-flag-crazy as long as he stays on the show, shirtless, for several more weeks. He can do whatever crazy or awkward thing he would like. And, my FIL was an Air Force pilot in Vietnam and still managed to meet and date my MIL…he flew for Eastern and was generally home 4-5 days per week. A commuter pilot, though he has to work a LOT of flights to earn a decent living, is not working so much that he can’t be in a serious relationship.
In eighth grade, we had Georgia history for a full year. Georgia has 159 counties and we had to take a blank-map test and get most of them right. Not that I’m still bitter about it all these years (MANY years) later, but since that’s the ONLY thing I remember, clearly it left a little scar…
I HAD to laugh every time someone shared with us when they learned about the history of their home state. Being a social studies teacher for the past 23 years…Texas History should be taught in 4th grade (but because of our state testing it is usually put on the back burner until after the test) and it is a full year class for 7th graders. If you would like for me to send lessons…I will. teehee
I loved the reference to “starched white shirt, wranglers” but do they wear ropers any more like they did in the 80′s. That is my kind of MAN.
Foot Fetish boy is a little creepy but have you ever had a foot massage…it is VERY relaxing.
No one from Houston/Spring knows Robby. He should had graduated in 2002 from high school…pull out those year books.
I may be old fashioned but any guy that has as many tatoos as Wes is not worthy of our Canadian Cutie.
Lincee, you always make us laugh!!!
Our Michigan history was three weeks in the fourth grade spent listening to Sister Clare Marie drone on about how we are The Great Spirit’s handprint on the world and also how we went to war with Ohio over Toledo and got the UP as a consolation prize, forever PO’ing Wisconsin.
In other slightly celebratory news…OHCH answered my question on his blog about WHY THE HELL IS THE BACH’ETTE MANSION DRIVEWAY ALWAYS DAMP. He also thinks it is stupid. Bravo, Hare!
I am a little sad that Tanner P is the one with the fetish and not Tanner F…because that would be too great of a last initial.
We get Texas History twice, in 4th and 7th grade. Good times.
# 100 I’m sorry you had to learn so many counties in Georgia…159…Texas has 254 counties don’t make me list them.
Wow, I just thought of something – did we hear that 3 guys have girlfriends, or is it possible that ONE guy has THREE girlfriends???? That would be….Wes. I’m just sayin’
Too funny #41. Was that Brian in your class?
And I loved #52′s blond moment.
Thanks for entertaining posts.
Man code…seriously man code…? What a tool….
Well, you’ve already learned that Louisiana has a history class.
So this is all I’ve got..WHERE DID Jillian get her black and white striped dress? Where? Guess I’m the only one lovin’ it…
oh my god. number 35… Dana Carey….. LOLLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another great recap Lincee. I have been giggling for two days about this episode.
What happenned to the nice Dave we were introduced to last week? Crazy Dave needs to tone it down a notch before his hot temper lands him in the big house (and I don’t mean up in the mansion with Jillian). Dude needs to lay off the steroids because that roid rage can be a b#$%^!
Jake is sweet, but something seems a little off. Just FYI- my daddy is a pilot. I don’t know what airline he flies for, but I’m assuming he is based out of DFW. So yes, pilots travel, but they also get a lot of time off as they can only work a maximum of 16 days per month, so there is plenty of time to have a relationship. Lots of guys only work 10-12 day/month.
I love Ed, Jesse, Reid and Mark- too bad we haven’t seen much of these guys.
I can see how Juan could be annoying and is a bit metrosexual, but he certainly doesn’t need to be tied to a tree and beatne up.
Wes just needs to go home. He is just not my cup of tea at all.
Sorry, I should have clarifed that I meant I don’t know what airline Jake flies for. My dad flies flies for United.
#107 caroline
everytime I head crazy say man-code I am reminded of the Bud Light radio spots, you know the “real men of genius” ones. Every time. Please make it stop!
# 16, 91 & 97 I have not laughed that hard in a really long time- So hilarious! Broad spectrum STD vaccine, Dave being 1 tequila shot away from 1st degree battery (classic), and guys with mini jewels-note to self…love it!!!
#101 Girl from Spring
It’s like you’re reading my mind! — I taught 4th grade for seven years in the early 90′s, and we actually got a lot of Texas history in. But I know it’s barely touched now because my 4th and 5th grade nephews in Dallas got whatever their teachers could cram in after the TAKS. Sad because I LOVE TEXAS HISTORY! Thankfully they will get the full year in 7th grade.
Also:
1. “I loved the reference to “starched white shirt, wranglers” but do they wear ropers any more like they did in the 80’s. That is my kind of MAN.” -Mm hmm!
2. “No one from Houston/Spring knows Robby. He should had graduated in 2002 from high school…pull out those year books.” – I’ve been thinking the same thing! I can’t believe there’s no one here who knows anything about him.
3. ” I may be old fashioned but any guy that has as many tatoos as Wes is not worthy of our Canadian Cutie.” – Agree.
You sure as heck have a fan club — and what a longwinded synopsis of this week’s Bachelorette! Will read it in detail later.
Only have one thing to say in response, “GO TEAM JUAN!!”
I think, a perfect match —- mom is the architect, Juan the builder and Jillian the cutie-pie decorator – plus their first names both start with a “J.”
Will keep watching and reading!
Two things I think we can all agree on:
1. Whether or not you liked Jake’s shirt, we can all agree that he should just go shirtless in the first place.
2. Susan’s song is brilliant. I can’t wait for “They say love don’t come easy…I’m on The Bachelorette so you can buy my CD” to drop. And I agree…#1 hit in Juarez for sure.
I have to say that “They say love don’t come easy….I’ll be your George, you be my Weezy” has got to be one of the all-time great country music lines…right up there with “drop kick him, Jesus, through the goal posts of life” and “she’s got a ring on her finger and time on her hands.”. Susan, you rock!
Whatever other personal defects he may have, Wes’s song is so awful…and he sings it so badly. Maybe the concept that his “character” is a parody of itself isn’t so far off the mark . . . he’s just too cliched almost, to be real.
And yes, I think we can all agree that so far, this season’s Bachelorette has done a way above average job at coming up with shirtless activities for the guys…keep it up! Jake especially….and Kiptyn. Yum! I don’t have much of a feeling about Sasha yet one way or other, but suspect he may secretly sport some pretty good abs, too – hope we get to find out next week!
#59!!! YES! Only when we got to Ohio we shouted it out like it needed to be heard from space. And then at the end we sang “OHIO IS THE BEEEEEEEST!”
ahem.
Ohio History – I’m thinking 8th grade?
I recall having to take a semester of Texas History in college to graduate from UT. yes, it has been quite a long time ago, but anyone else rememeber that?
I should have taken a semester of spelling and typing. REMEMEBER?
My colleague saw Wes at a restaurant/bar last night in Austin – posing and getting his photo taken with people. GAG! What a sleaze.
Hmmm…#121…your colleague saw him LAST week in Austin? That might be good news for Jillian…Chris Harrison said in his blog this week that they just wrapped the season the night before he wrote the blog, I’m assuming this week? They were still filming last week (First time he said they’ve not wrapped before the season started). So maybe Wes got sent back to Austin to promote himself w/o her!
And, as a Texas girl, I totally remember 7th grade Tx History watching a bazillion films that all started out, “Let’s travel Texas on the Texas (insert which area of TX) trail.”
I’m kind of surprised about the Jillian comments! OHCH says that the rose ceremonies tend to go into the wee hours… Even if Jilli IS drunk, it would be hard not to be! But she could just be flat exhausted. I’m sure it’s much harder to be the one having to make conversation with 20 guys than to be 1 of 25 girls trying to make small talk with Melba.
I personally am loving jilli as the bachelorette. i think she is the most real bachelorette we have had yet! She doesn’t just talk about having amazing connections, etc. She will admit to the camera that she isn’t listening because she is too focused on the guy’s lips! I find her hilarious and refreshing. It’s like “The Bachelorette – Jillian Unscripted”
As far as hoing it up – I was surprised too (and a little disappointed) when she initiated so many kisses in week 2, but you have to remember the girl is on a timeclock and well… they dont call her hot tub harris for nothing! And I’d be pulling up on my dresses too if they looked that good on me!!
And I have to add… we have South Carolina history here
Haha, my dress comment was referring to whoever said she shouldn’t be wearing dresses she had to tug on. Not on her hoing it up!
Is it just me, or is Lincee getting better every week? OHCH needs to fly her out for the Men Tell All for sure.
Speaking of telling it all, where are our fly on the wall’s this season? I miss the inside scoop.
Anyone know who Jake flys for? It it is AA or another big company Jilli might be set, but if it is just American Eagle, he might need to get a second job to support that fam.
They would have cute kids for sure!
Go team Jake! And Ed…. and Kip!
My unreliable source (friend of a friend) states that Jake does not work for American (or affiliate) or for Southwest. Another commuter.
I had to take CA state history in the 5th grade. We had to learn about all of the CA missions and make a mission out of plaster of paris. Sad, but I can’t remember the name of one mission.
I think Jilly is so cute, but I sure hope she can see through the bs from a lot of these guys. I really like Reid — wonder if he is in the running since he’s getting the invisible edit?
Susan #78 – are you from Minot, ND? I’m originally from there, but live in Kansas City now.
Saggleo #29 – it’s on sister, a fight to the death for Ed. I have acrylic nails and I’m not afraid to use them.
#122 SCGIrl, my colleague saw him last NIGHT (Wednesday) at Hill’s in Austin. She didn’t know who he was – other people told her. She said he isn’t that cute and he is kind of short.
I live in Austin and my whole office is very disappointed at our representation in Wes. He’s obviously there for his career.
#118, I lived in NM in 4th & 5th grade, but my mom smartened up and moved us to TX by junior high. We sang the nifty 50 song in 8th grade (and thought it was the dumbest song ever) and when it was time to say Texas we screamed it as loud as we could and at the end shouted “TEXAS is the best!” I’m sure all the states do that with their own state. But I do remember NM history as well. I particularly remember having the write a paper about a significant event in NM history and I was sent to the principal’s office for writing about a horrific homicide that happened in Hildalgo County. Hey, I thought it was news worthy, thus paper writing worthy. I was so sure I was going to make a 100. Instead I was reprimanded and spanked. My mom had to come pick me up from school. Oh, the memories…..yes, it was a long time ago.
As for the Bachette Jilly….she does look WAAAAY drunk by the rose ceremonies…but who wouldn’t be so tired and probably tipsy if nothing else. I’m loving her. I really enjoy her real-ness (is that even remotely close to a real word?).
Anyway, loving the recaps Lincee…..tell us more about Elliott! He’s a cutie!
We did a little CA history in 3rd grade way back in the day. I’m also 150 years old. The only think I remember is that we made our versions of the state seal with little rolled up balls of colored tissue paper. Typing class was in summer school. fff jjj fff jjj f j f j aaaand repeat ad nauseum until popsicle break time!!
I think Jilly and Reid kinda look similar, but this is a very unscientific opinion. I just know that people who look similar tend to gravitate to one another.
Speaking of bachelor sightings, my sister was on the treadmill next to Tanner P. yesterday in Lake Highlands/Dallas. She said he is much cuter in person — I told her good thing she was wearing running shoes and not flip flops!
Darn #129 (Betsy), thought maybe we were on to something. I agree, he does NOT represent Austin well, that’s where I”m from too, until I was moved out of the state by my husband’s job. TAMU Class of ’92–WHOOP!
I was out of town on Monday and am just now catching up. Reading the blog as the rerun is winding down. Could you please note those that did not get a rose for those of us who are speeding through the DVR version. I really have my favorites already; but, haven’t gotten everyone pegged! Thanks! Love your comments, as always!!!!
I LOVE THIS BLOG! IT’S LIKE MY “FETISH”…ONLY IT’S HOTTER THAN FEET!!!!
#128 Jen Said,
Saggleo #29 – it’s on sister, a fight to the death for Ed. I have acrylic nails and I’m not afraid to use them.
Southside Chicago here (w/ a little bit of Alabama) – acrylic don’t scare me! May be the best woman win!!!! LMAO!!!!
Susan – GREAT SONG!!!! I look forward to your new hits, along w/ Lincee’s great recaps!
#128 Jen — no, I’m not from Minot, ND and have never been there. I just use the town as a euphemism for “Middle of Nowhere, USA”. I don’t know why; the name just intrigues me. And please don’t all you Minotians take offense…I’m sure it’s a perfectly charming town. As a matter of fact, my own hometown was small enough to be a boil on Minot’s backside.
Chris Harrison just tweeted this: chrisbharrison just watched episode 3 tonight. Dave rage and the toe suck dance. You can’t miss this Monday’s episode.
Lincee is totally going to be hiding behind that pillow if we have to watch toe sucking! Yuck!!!
Did anyone else think it was a bit of a flag when Jake said he can’t make plans more than a month ahead? Um – seriously, Jake? Not good.
Love it! Nice job Lincee!!
OK… I’m just going to come out and say it but I think we have a bromance going on. I think Tanner P has the hots for Break Dancing Michael. I think Mike thinks they’re just friends. But there were a few shot where Tanner had his arm around him… and they were so funny in the race. Anyway… something just isn’t right with that Tanner.
And Dave’s roid rage has got to go. Not cool dude…. its very middle school to pick out one guy and just rail on him for not honoring your man code. Ick.
And I admit… I totally swooned on her date with Jake. I bought him hook, line and sinker. I don’t care what he was selling. I can totally see him being a real “dork” and I hope she likes that. I’d like to see him stay awhile. But I also believe there is a dark horse in the mix. Maybe Ed or Jesse… one of the quieter guys. We’ll have to see! But I’m really enjoying this season.
Susan – No offense taken. Minot, ND is a very nice little city and a great place to grow up. The tagline for Minot is “Why Not Minot?” haha. There’s lots of oil in those parts so I know Lincee has been around Minot before
Saggleo – you’ll have to keep me posted on any Ed sightings in southside Chicago, he is easy on the eyes.
PS…I saw Ron the Barber from Deaaahhhnnna’s season out the other night KC. My friend dated him for a while…big time player, but his barber shop is super cute.
LOL @ AggieFan – When we sang 50 Nifty United States in 4th grade, we also yelled out “Indiana is the besssssssssssssst.”
I’m cracking up!
Our local elementary schools have “reunions” for graduating high school seniors. I attended my son’s yesterday, and we lined all of the kids up on the stage risers for pictures. They instinctively burst into the “50 Nifty United States” song. It was hilarious. Yes, they yelled when they came to “Texas!”
Darn you, Greenbeaners! I had never heard the “50 Nifty United States” song that many of you had mentioned here, so I went out to Youtube and watched a few videos. –Now, I can’t get that crazy song out of my head!!! Argh!
And back in the stone age In Illinois (when I was in grade school), state history was taught in 8th grade.
I’ve never heard of the song either, and darn YOU, Shopgirl, for putting the Youtube thought in my head. Now I’ll be compelled to find the video and it will be stuck in my head until some obnoxious song replaces it. “Who Let The Dogs Out” is capable of replacing almost anything. Except for the “Check Into Cash” commercial jingle. Shoot. Now I’ll have a whole set list playing in my head.
Shopgirl & Susan – I was going to comment that I felt a piece of my childhood was missing as I never heard of the “50 Nifty United States”. . . Don’t have headphones hooked up at work so I can’t watch the YouTube video but may have to find it this weekend to see what I’ve been missing!
Shopgirl, I really like the ‘greenbeaners’ name ! Lincee, you might need to use that on your swag. Have a great weekend everyone, xoxo from one of the greenbeaners
all i have to say is i have (embarassingly) watched episode #2 twice! first with my best freind as it aired on my birthday (what a gift!) and then last night again with my hubby who loves it too—its our favorite “date” to sit in bed and watch -esp after reading this blog b/c then i notice all sorts of fun stuff like too-big boots, un-drunk shots, fetish and break dancer cozy on the couch, etc. i highly reccommend watching it twice
can not STAND david man-code 8th grade bully. he needs to be so gone. juan valdez a tad questionable too. Ed is still my pick–but that Jake is a cutie.My hubby noticed that in a strange far fetched way he kinda has a tom cruise smile vibe going—
my 5th grader (oregon! woohoo!) jsut sang that 50 nifty states song (never heard it before) and i LOVE it and they did a shout out jump when they got to oregon, natch.
Okay so I’m going out on a limb here but what if Dave has some unconscious homosexual tendancies and sees Juan (who is sooooo not out of the closet yet) and is secretly attracted to him??? why else would Dave freak out like that?
LOL…who knows…but it is very odd that Dave went off like that.
OMG!! I can’t believe Jillian just said “I’m so glad I popped your helicopter cherry” to Ed.
108 Rena! I loved the black and white striped dress also!
I want to comment that Jilly has wonderful taste in clothes and is as cute as a bug.
Sometimes her eyes look a little droopy, and my huz thinks she has a huge nose, but I think she’s adorable. And very tiny.
Just want to add that West Michigan has NOT embraced Jason/Molly. The general feeling of the community is that they are fame seeking kooks. Too bad her family lowered themselves into all of this. The local papers and radio do not even give them the time of day they’d love to have.
I think Dave is a nut case
I think the producers of the show should be obligated to remove ANYONE who makes death threats against another Bachelore. I’m no Juan fan but, hello, they sleep in the same room and there are death threats comeing from David at a pretty rapid pace.
Man Davidd has roid rage BAD!!!
Did anyone see the sonic commercials? Those were the two MOST HILARIOUS commercials ever!!! I love the one where the guy spits on the other one cause of the free root beer floats.
However, the funny one where the guy says it isn’t dark enough for them is toooooooo funny!!
White – I totally agree that Jake reminds me vaguely of Tom Cruise!
Colorado Cat, interesting theory! I had 2 coworkers, one gay, and the other one a very manly man and he protested a little too much whenever he was around the other one. I ran back into them several years later and they were ENGAGED! Shock of my life!
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