May
29
Posted by Lincee

Big Pimpin’: Part 4

Thanks again to all the ladies who emailed me regarding Elliott.  I knew this pimpin’ thing would work and I’m proud to say that our soldier boy has quite the stock of young ladies from which to choose!

Here’s the deal.  I got an email from him early in the week saying that they are in “communication blackout” at the moment and he won’t be able to email, let alone virtually flirt with dozens of girls.  The blackout will eventually lift, but he’s asked that I narrow down the field to a handful of hopefuls.

Naturally, that made me feel weird, so I decided to develop a committee that will help determine the single ladies who have the best fit with Elliott. 

I’m giving it another week before I close the bidding ladies.  Feel free to send me a short bio and a photo if you are interested in being added to my super fancy Excel spreadsheet. 

And for those of you who have already sent me stuff…THANKS!

Here’s one more round of tidbits for you to nibble on until next week:

Age:  30

What is your favorite breakfast cereal?  Frosted Flakes

Vanilla or Chocolate?  Chocolate

Do you wear contacts?  Nope – 20/10 sniper vision in both eyes.  It rocks.

Boxers or briefs?  Boxers.  But for running, briefs are a good idea.

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Who has had the most influence in your life?  My Mother because she has always set a strong, morale example.

What will you be doing five years from now?  I will be running my own business, or doing a great job running somebody else’s business and enjoying my family. 

What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?  It’s hugely dependent on whether I meet her at a library or the beach. 

What qualities of the opposite sex would you HAVE to have in a girlfriend?  All I really need is a girl who shares my values about work, family and God.  Being smoking hot is a major plus, of course.

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  1. iheartGreenBeans Said,

    He is adorable!

  2. Barchbo Said,

    Ack! He is so darling (and totally manly, of course!) If I was single, I would be shamelessly nominating myself!

  3. Jennifer Said,

    Oh, Elliott. You really should consider Virginia. (As in the state, not the girl from that ‘Train’ song, she sounds like a loon. And we’re really a Commonwealth. But, now this is getting confusing . . .)
    We may have turned ‘blue’ in the last election, but it WASN’T because of the area where *I* live.
    And I still maintain that when something turns blue, it’s a good indication that it’s choking. I’m just sayin’ . . .)

    We have mountains and hiking and fishing and hunting and running and biking and . . . well, you get the idea. And we love Army boys.

    What? Oh, that Naval base in Norfolk, VA? Why, that’s 5 hours from me – - we’re nowhere neeeeaaaar that place.

    ROANOKE, VA – - check it out. Love it. Move here. Look me up. :)

  4. Bethany Said,

    My sister made a comment for me on the first Big Pimpin for you. I’ve read a lot about you, so here’s a little about me. I’m a teacher, 8th grade history and I coach the dance team. Being a history teacher, I know how dependent the US is on our military, so I have so much respect for the men and women that choose to serve our country. I live in Northwest Arkansas, so there is a lot to do here. I’m originally from St.Louis, so I’m a huge Cardinals fan! I love to travel and love to read!

  5. old fan Said,

    hope you’re going to share the excel spreadsheet and that we all get to vote on the final candidates !!!

  6. PJane1031 Said,

    Wow, Lincee!! If he has any clones a few years older, I’d be SOOOO there!! BUT, if you need any help for your committee, I’d be happy to pitch in!!

  7. staceface Said,

    He is darling.

    And, by the way, I also have 20/10 vision, and although I never referred to it as ’sniper vision’ before, you can bet your sweet patootie that’s the only way I’ll refer to it now.

    Now I just have to figure out a way to work vision & eyesight into more conversations…

  8. L Said,

    Giiirrrrllll…if I wasn’t already married….He’s adorable and funny. he’s going to make some lucky girl very very happy!

  9. Cheekymonkey Said,

    What a great personality he has… Love the big pimpin Lincee!!!

  10. Kiley Said,

    Tell him to veer up north to Nebraska…steaks, football, and Republicans up here. If I lived in Texas I would probably be e-mailing, but it’s a bit of a commute from your way up to Lincoln, NE. (However…should that change, there are a couple of Husker tickets waiting up here…turns out no, I’m not above bribery.)

    Or considering the track record we have on cute boys from Texas so far, maybe I’m 500 miles too far north.

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