The search is on for Jillian to find a non-crazy man.
The search is on for something to write about in today’s post.
But most importantly, the search is on to find my unicorn.
Clearly, I need to find a meadow with colorful flowers, bubbly river and enchanted forest animals underneath a rainbow to find said unicorn. No problem. In the meantime, you guys feel free to sound off here. The recap will be up later today.
I wonder if Crazy Dave would consider it a man-code violation that Sascha is looking for a unicorn. I know I did.
Did anyone else have to say “pineapple” while Tanner was talking about what he wanted to do to her feet?? I was SO uncomfortable.
“I just came here to suck toes.”
I’m very confident that line will not be topped this season, and will possibly never be topped in ANY season. Tanner is no doubt a weirdo, but that dude is funny!
I’m just wondering how Tanner goes into work on Tuesday mornings now. Any women in that office must be totally creeped out.
If I have to hear Wes sing that song one more time I might scream!
I am trying to figure out what Tanner meant when he said he wants to “tweeze” her feet. Tweeze??
i’m thinking ed is pretty dreamy…
I heart Ed.
I agree with the above comment – SING SOMETHING ELSE WES!
I am just glad we got to hear another lyric other than “they say love don’t come easy”.
Did anyone else notice that ED got the soaring music? You know what that means! Things are going to go very well for Ed!
Fetish’s leopard chaps were the most absurd things I have seen in a long time. I don’t know why they insist upon these skits. Last season’s General Hospital debacle was awful enough…. it’s just an excuse for Jillian to make out with as many of them as possible. Her kiss with Brad looked tres terrible’.
How do we feel about Reid? He is cute, no?
Ed IS Dreamy….I like him a lot. Wes and that stupid song were driving me insane. My question – why would she send Sasha home and keep Tanner Toes and Quan…and Wes? – ick! David is a good looking guy, but as soon as she’s tuned in to all of that rage, he’ll be out the door. What an eventful evening!
jessica, I’m right there with you. Ed is pretty dreamy. I’m on team Ed. Reid is growing on me too. Does anybody else think that the extra five are a lot better that most of the 25. I have to say that Sasha needed to have his man card pulled last night. I was rooting for him right up until he started talking about unicorns.
Was anybody worried that David was going to just punch Juan in the face? Someone clearly should have cut off his alcohol at the party. He strikes me as one of those guys who is a mean drunk. Not to mention he’s a total “d-bag”, and Jilli should have let him go last night.
I agree, Wes needs to learn a new song! and we still haven’t really heard any of the lines except “they say love, it don’t come easy….”
Tanner Toejam is creepier than Stalker Shannon and Twilly combined!
Did I miss something? Why doesn’t anyone like Juan? Is it simply for the fact that he didn’t do the shot? Or is it just because he doesn’t really like to hang out with the rest of the guys? I’m confused.
Love Ed! If he’s not the final one I’m going to wander around Chicago until I find him. My grandma gave me her blessing in that when I talked to her after the show, she said…”Heidi, Ed lives in Chicago, you live near Chicago, I think you need to find him.” Who knows, maybe Ed is my mythical unicorn.
Oh foot Tanner Please stop w/ the toe sucking dialog. It was painful to hear. i’m liking Ed & Robby. David is starting to scare me now, I can’t bring myself to look at him he’s out of control. I thought there was going to be a fight and get over the non-shot taking already. I was a little sad to see Sasha leave especially when David is still there. The non-crazies are gradually starting to poke their heads out.
Last night was so entertaining! Tanner P. cracks me up and I want him to stay just for the entertainment value. I still think he’s gay though.
I want to dig up some real dirt on David. I found out last night that he went to a high school in my conference. He’s god awful!
I don’t care what OHCH says on his blog. I didn’t find Tanner P’s toe-suck dance of joy funny. I found it really, really creepy. And I like feet! I have no problem with feet, though I don’t really want someone sucking my toes.
I said it last week, I’ll say it again: Dave’s little “clam-up” when he very first arrived, resulting in getting the first impression rose was an ACT. After seeing him last night again, I’m convinced. Here’s a little advice for you Dave: Yes, women do like a strong man, but most of us really prefer it if that strong man also is a gentleman. Someone who, even if he doesn’t like someone else, remains a gentleman and keeps his cool (Ex. Robby D, Juan). He also needs to lay off the alcohol. That’s only making it worse, and I was cringing during the rose ceremony, sure that he was going to toss his cookies on Jilli, or maybe pass out in her arms.
I don’t know what Juan’s done when he’s around the other dudes, but I don’t see anything so far that would warrant this type of strong dislike. Of course, I know we’re all subjected to the editing, but for right now it seems like Dave needs someone to bully at all times, and Juan is that person.
PS – Also, why is Dave so hung up on the fact that Juan is 35?? Like, if you’re 35 and you still haven’t found the love of your life, you’re somehow the male equivalent of a spinster, or a pariah? My husband was 34 when we met and fell in love. I CAN’T WAIT to find out if Dave is married by 35. If he isn’t, I hope someone gives him a hard time about it so he can find out what it feels like.
Did anyone else think the two guys who came to get the luggage were cute? I was confused at first thinking I missed a couple of bachelors. Who is Mark? He is still in but can’t remember him. Love Ed and Jake. Reid is also growing on me. Dave is giving our hometown a bad name…I was waiting for the fight to break out. Dave should beat up Wes’ guitar….I am wondering if Juan is the one the guys say in later episodes is there to be the next Bachelor?
Even though Sasha was talking about unicorns, I was still really surprised that she let him go. He was a cute and nice guy – way better than half of those other dudes. I got annoyed with the reasons that Jillian gave – “he just hasn’t had his heart broken yet/been in love/he would expect me to be perfect”… um, what?? Just say you’re not that into him, okay? And I had a Jim Halpert face when she said “I love anything with a motor.”
I can’t understand why she likes Wes. And whoa, David’s anger issues are scary. He and Tanner P have GOT to go!! Right now, I can’t decide who I love more…. Ed or Reid! Was that Reid’s guitar that he was playing with Wes? Or did he have his own? I need to know this!
Dear David,
When you get angry next week, instead of punching Juan, will you please smash Wes’ guitar and rip out his vocal chords? I’m so freaking sick of that song, and he doesn’t even sing it well. You would totally redeem yourself.
Sincerely,
Me
p.s. You probably wouldn’t completely redeem yourself seeing as you are still an angry and posessive person. Two qualities most women don’t look for in a man.
I can’t STAND crazy Dave! He is one of those guys that thinks he can get anything he wants in life by having a nice body and handsome face. Well Davey boy, you’ve got another thing coming. Women like Jillian don’t fall for that crap for long. She will see through your roid rage and you will be a goner. You would have been gone last night if it were me standing in Jilly’s place. You were handsome and cute in the first episode, but by last night you’ve shown your immature, 5th grade bully mentality. You are gone. Grow up, man up, and take it for what it is. She’s not scared of you so she wouldn’t be a good fit for you anyway.
Why isn’t anyone talking about how GORGEOUS Kip is?? What a body – and that smile! Perfect teeth. A+ in my book.
Did anyone see the sonic commercials? Those were the two MOST HILARIOUS commercials ever!!! I love the one where the guy spits on the other one cause of the free root beer floats.
However, the funny one where the guy says it isn’t dark enough for them is toooooooo funny!!
Did anyone else think Jillian’s earrings were crazy in the western dress up scenes? Not period for sure…not that all the guys had appropriate costumes either.
Why make any of your men act gay in those scenes? Unless she suspicious….but of gorgeous Mike…he is a doll.
And lastly, what is Dave’s issue with Juan being 35? So what? Jilian is 29 or so and she might like a guy of that age. Or am I missing something?
She is looking for a nut job I think!!!
Ed is DELICIOUS. I hope he makes it far, because I would love to see him in various stages of undress over the next few weeks. Yum! I will certainly be keeping my eyes open as I walk the streets of Chicago this summer. I bet he’ll be at at least one of our numerous neighborhood festivals! Wes is getting more and more unbearable and possessive as the show goes on. I am starting to believe that Jilly really may be a poor judge of character, because Wes’ smarminess is pretty glaring, am I right?! As he sang that cursed song over and over last night, I kept thinking about the verses that you ladies have come up with, particularly the “George and Weezy” line. Classic! I also love the edit Wes is getting, especially when it showed the guys rolling their eyes and yawning as he was playing for them. Too funny, and exactly what he deserves! Lincee, I loved the unicorn picture you chose! I thought of you as soon as Sascha said that. Very strange. Can’t wait for the recap!
I’m pretty sure Juan is gay. Dave was so drunk he almost fell over as Jillian was giving him a rose.
I LOVE Ed! I forgot to say that. Very Denny from Grey’s. Delicious, yummy and I’m so sure pretty darn tasty……oh, wait, I’m starting to sound like Toejam….ok, I’ll stop there. No, not yet. I could just eat Ed. He is fabulous! Good looking, shy, sweet and HOT! You can’t get a better guy (on this show anyway) than that!
Tanner P does creep me out when he talks about his foot fetish, but he had me cracking up when he did the air guitar thing during his confessional. I can see where he’d be fun to hang out with, although how he’ll ever get another date now that his foot fetish is known to all is beyond me.
Jillian seems as unable to move beyond the superficial as the bachelorette before her — do you like me? tell me about your past relationships? do you have any questions for me? Don’t these people ever talk about anything else???? Some of the best moments in Bachelor/Bachelorette history have come from admittedly random conversations about other stuff (Olive Garden is the best restaurant, I love bears, etc).
I love bears! Ha! I forgot about that one! Pineapple!!!!!!
I heart Ed so much it’s ridiculous! If Jillian doesn’t pick him, I am moving to Chicago ASAP! Jake and Reid round out my top three picks at this point with Kiptyn a close 4th.
Tanner is highly creepy, but I think he’s harmless, so I’m fine with his staying around for the entertainment.
Ick to Dave, Wes, and Juan. Dave is just plain scary, Wes is a phony (is that song the one that was #1 in Chihuahua, Mexico? Seems to be the only one he knows), and Juan, while I don’t get why the other guys hate him so intensely, seems a little slimy to me. Just the tone of his voice and the way he speaks when he’s alone with Jillian seems smooth in a creepy, rehearsed kind of way.
Reid, Ed, Robby, Jake…all pretty cool and adorable. Michael is a doll and very funny, but I am betting that he is one of the dudes with a girlfriend. Jillian lost some points with me when she let Sasha go for those flimsy reasons, yet makes out with Kyp even though he, too, hasn’t had his heart broken or been in love before. Those inconsistencies in her likes/dislikes get annoying. She needs to be more honest than that. I am hoping that the teaser for next week is as intense as it looks. Let’s bust on those losers who came out there while still dating back at home. Chumps.
Did anyone else notice when David was ranting about Juan that ONE of his eyes were closed for a couiple of seconds? He must have started seeing double from all the alcohol. He is just crazy, plain and simple. I don’t particularly like Juan, but I really don’t see why they all dislike him so much.
My favs are: Kip, Reid, Jake, and Robby. They rest should just go home.
Lincee. I NEED your help. Forget about Ed and Kip and all the rest. If REID gets cut — can you PLEASE pimp him out to ME!?!??!?
PLEASE????
I really liked Ed until he said that he agreed with crazy Dave about Juan. I thought Juan seems to be just a nice guy – I’m not getting any bad vibes…I think Jillian’s looking for a bad guy. Dave, Wes, and Fettish need to go!
So I saw Brian, from DD’s season, at The Colonial this past weekend. He was much taller and bigger than he looked on TV, and very handsome, of course. He said, they edit it to make you like who the winner is…so with that being said, surely Wes, Dave, or Tanner is not the winner.
I can’t stand hearing Wes’s song one more time. Did you see the expression on Jillian’s face and her tone of voice when she asked Dave to accept the rose? It was with some hesitation. Tanner is weird, but he is ok to stay for entertainment, as long as it is not too long. Juan seems like a gentleman, but too feminine for my liking. I did think we handled crazy Dave with grace though.
I heart Ed, but did anyone read Jillian’s blog? He drinks Margaritas at 8am. Wow, that is starting early.
Want to see more of Kip, Jake, Jessie, Reid, Mark, Ed.!!!!! So far, I like Ed the most!
# 30 “Just the tone of his voice and the way he speaks when he’s alone with Jillian seems smooth in a creepy, rehearsed kind of way.”
I agree 100%.
OOps! See above. I did think he (Juan) handled crazy Dave with grace though.
sorry!
#34 Lori, I will have to go back and watch that part again but I don’t think it was Ed that told Juan he agreed with David. I think it was someone else….but I may be wrong.
I didn’t understand the Ed love from the previous episodes, but I gotta say, last night he really grew on me. He looks really good with his hair spiked up in the front (not so good when it’s laying flat) and he looked HOT in the baseball cap on their date! I’m becoming a fan of Ed.
I like that we’re seeing more of Reid now, he’s pretty cute and seems like a normal guy, which is refreshing. I also like Robby this episode, and what a kiss during their movie scene!
Dave. Oh, Dave. I really tried to give you the benefit of the doubt, but after last night I don’t think you can redeem yourself. He is just way too aggressive. I think it will be interesting to see next week’s show when Jil denies him the kiss. BURN!
Juan–I just can’t stand him. He seems so rehearsed and I hate the tone he uses when he talks to Jill. He is just really creepy to me. There is just something fake or not right about him, but it’s hard to put my finger on it…
Wes–I loved the edit he got last night. That song is too much already. I don’t see why Jilliam gets so caught up in it. Hopefully she’ll wake up soon.
Tanner P–I hate feet but this guy is hilarious. I hope he sticks around for the entertainment value. He was so funny making fun of the guys with guitars and doing his whole foot fetish thing. Creepy, yes, but way funny! I think he is the one that tattles on the other guys having girlfriends.
I thought Mike and Michael were really good sports about the Brokeback Mountain scene, and I think that was the point–Jillian was hoping they’d be good natured about it and have fun with it, which they did.
#34 and 38..I think it was Kip..which disappointed me..
Bachelorette speed dating reveals…
What are your REALLLLY here for?
Mystical Unicorns, of course. Who isn’t?
Just here to meet the feet. One look and I’ll know if we were made for each other. Yep! I’m in! The feet of my dreams… Very sexy dreams… Pineapple.
I hear love don’t come easy. Country music singing careers don’t either. Even if you’re super talented like me. Not to mention oozing charm.
Breakdancing is NOT dead! I’m here to redeem the moonwalk.
Anger management said I need to work on male bonding. One of these guys breaks man-code, there’ll be some male bonding. With a tree.
Some of us have never experienced a broken heart. Apparently there’s something wrong with that. We’re here to be crushed and rejected.
Because you’re Hot Tub Harris. That’s why.
…stay tuned for more Slaying Of The Dragons. Is there a Prince among us??
It seems as though Jillian is embracing Tanner’s foot fetish. She was letting him rub her feet all over his shoulders and face in the hot tub and always lets him put them on his lap.
Also, I don’t understand her prerequisite that every guy has to have had his heart broken in the past. So just because it has happened to her, it has had to have happened to everyone?
I had thought Kip was cute before, but he looked rough last night. He had bags under his eyes and almost looked sickly. I also thought his kiss looked really awkward.
Was it Kip or Jessie that agreed with Dave about Juan?
It seems like a lot of guys don’t like Juan, Dave is just being an arse about it. The others seem fine to just let it go. He did get the most votes to go home that one night.
Does anyone have an idea as to why so many of the guys stand around in support of David? Could it be because they are afraid of him?
I couldn’t wait to get on here this morning! I actually think it was Robby who agreed with Dave that he disliked Juan. Ed was busy munching snacks in the background.
I really like Ed too, and definitely noticed the soaring music. He will go far! But, I’m still a little disturbed by the crew socks. And did anyone else see the very very end when he was ambushed in the pool? Was he wearing a speedo? That would be a huge turnoff to me.
Dave was so wasted and out of control. I actually think foot fetish Tanner was wasted too. He was slurring in a few of those confessionals.
Did anyone else see the ABC intern…twice!? I actually think at one point she was following Dave around to make sure he didn’t go wacko.
I’m glad Sasha is gone. I thought their date was uncomfortable. I think Jillian should have just been honest though and said that she wasn’t feeling it with him and that she thought he wasn’t mature enough. I definitely think that is what it was.
She wanted to jump Kip’s bones last night. Lol.
I think Robby is super cute. Not a fan of Jillian kissing EVERY single guy on the show. I am also scared for Juan to go to sleep at night with David still in the house..
#34, 38, & 40 – It was Robby D who agreed with Dave. Not Ed or Kiptyn.
it was Robby who said he agreed with Dave about Juan. Robby who is only 25 and has been single for two years. is this person ready to start a family?
#34, #38, and #40 – It was actually Robby D who agreed with crazy David – but I still have the same overall response in that it disappointed me. I’m not a Juan fan – but David is a big bully and nobody deserves his crazy drunken bully rant. And what was with David trying to get Mark (his he the pizza topping guy?) to tell Jillian that Juan was not right for her. Good for Mark for holding his own in that conversation.
My current favs are Reid, Jesse, and Ed, not not necessarily in that order. I would have also put Robby on that list, but he fell off after agreeing with David (although he at least had a little more class about it).
Tanner P is funny – and if Jillian has a good idea of who she really likes, she may as well keep Tanner P around for entertainment
I thought it was Robby who agreed with Dave regarding Juan.
Jess-
I agree with you. Robbie is super cute and sweet, but not at the same stage in life as Jillian.
He also lost a couple of points with me when he agree with Roid Rage Dave.
I forgot to say that I love Mark, Good for him for standing up to crazy Dave. What was with Dave? He didn’t want to say anything, but was trying to bully Mark into saying something? I know he hasn’t got much screen time, but I think he is very cute.
For those of you who don’t remember because you barely see him- Mark is the pizza guy
Did anyone else notice that David was about halfway through saying the wrong name when talking about how he doesn’t think Juan is here for Jillian?
I don’t think he’s here for Juli…. Jillian…
That can’t be good!
I have to say….Jillian bugged the crap out of me on the Bachelor and I couldn’t get why Jason was keeping her around, although she does have killer style.But I am totally in love with her as the Bachelorette, she is the bomb dot com ( although I could use a few less “wicked”s). She sealed the deal last night in what has to be the greatest line in Bachelor or Bachelorette history with “I’m glad I got to pop you helicopter cherry” to Ed. Please Lincee tell me that you too cracked up when you heard this.
Ed is the new Fred….clearly all the good single guys are in Chicago. I’m no scientist, but the Bachelorette sampling does not lie.
Okay every time Wes sings THAT song I just end up leading into “Take it Easy” by The Eagles…
“they say that love, don’t come easy…..take it eeeeeassy..don’t let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy, lighten up while you still can, don’t even try to understand…”
I dunno…
So, what’s the deal about some of the guys having girlfriends? Has that been explored?
I think she’s found a few good ones, namely Ed and of course, my favorite, Juan.
Also…I have on good authority…that adorable bartender Robby is a bartender at Baker Street in the Woodlands.
Dave is freaking scary, and I swear at one point I saw one of the producers lurking in the background. Or maybe it was the ABC shrink? I don’t think all the guys dislike Juan. I think it’s like middle school and high school where the click hates whoever Queen Bee hates, because if you don’t, she’ll turn on you. Most of those guys are really immature, so I can see how they’d easily play follow-the-leader. And when I say “queen bee,” I mean it in the most literal sense, because Dave is clearly in love with Juan. Otherwise, why obsess? Wes us clearly the douchiest guy there, and even he doesn’t inspire that kind of ire from Diva Dave.
Jillian’s man-dar is clearly broken. She loves all the losers. And if you gals (& guys) look at the spoilers & speculations sectionon FORT, some of you are going to be REALLY disappointed.
Team OHCH (the only guy worth rooting for in this sorry bunch).
P.S. Tanner P is cracking me up, so I could care less if he stayed. He’s like Twilley, he grows on you after a while because you know and he knows that she’s not the least bit into him. So he’s just there to bring the funny.
Personally I think ABC knows Wes the Weasel is trying to hawk his CD and edits out the rest of the song so we’re all in suspense until it’s released. How many times did we have to hear “They say love…” and that was it…we never get to hear the rest of it.
“clique”. Clearly my spell-dar is broken.
best line of the night comes from fott fetish tanner….”I’m just here to suck some toes…” I’m still laughing about that one.
My favorite line of the night was right after Dave’s confrontation with Juan. Robby looks at Juan and says, “I prety much agree with Dave 100%.” Then he smiles and clinks Juan’s glass and says, “But we can talk about all that later.” HAHAHAHA!!
most clueless bachelorette ever. wowza.
at least there weren’t any jokes i didn’t get from last’s nights episodes. or sayings.
i thnk they should show the tape to the bachelorette of the guys in the house before each and every rose ceremony.
if a guy said to me – i’m just not the center of attention – he would get the boot SO FAST. i wish she would’ve said to him why don’t you call the wahhhhhhbulance. seriously.
ed is growing on me.
brad was one big ball of nerd. glad he’s gone.
i couldn’t watch the soaps. i had to switch the channel. it was too darn embarrassing.
did anyone watch celebrity get me out of here or newlywed show?
Did anyone read Chris Harrison’s blog on ew.com? He says that Jillian was not thrilled about all the kissing scenes on that western movie date. Soooo glad to hear that. It was getting kinda gross. How would you feel if you were the 7th guy to kiss her that day? Ewww.
I adored Ed before, but I TOTALLY LOVE him now. Seriously, if she doesn’t pick him, I’m sure he’s going to have women coming out of the woodwork to date him. From what we’ve seen so far, that dude is darn near perfect. I thought he and Jilly looked adorable together.
I also like Reid, he seems normal. We didn’t see much of Jesse or Jake this week. Too bad. I’m not sure I’m seeing the appeal of Kiptyn. But I didn’t see the appeal of Graham from DD’s season, either, so maybe it’s more about my taste.
Every time they played that one line from Wes’ lame song, I kept thinking of the George and Weezy line that one of you came up with last week. I gotta say, I love Lincee’s blog and I love all your comments. I read every single one of them. It’s the best part of my Tuesday.
Agree with others that Dave has to go. Send Juan with him, but make sure he has a restraining order first. Dave is freakin scary.
ok… i knew she would keep DAVE & TANNER for ratings…. she thinks they’re both creepy & you can TELL! so she’s only keeping them for the drama! someone needs to take dave’s drinks away… dude has some problems!
team ED…. truly watched him for the 1st time last night & definitely TEAM ED now!
#56 – it’s so funny you said that about the Eagles, because every time Wes starts in, my head automatically goes “They say love, it don’t come easy…but I keep on waiting…anticipating…for that soft voice, to come to me at night. For some tender arms to hold me tight…I keep waiting!”
Except it’s not the Supremes I hear in my head, it’s the Phil Collins version. Why??!!
One thing’s for certain: I’m over Wes, and I’m way over that song.
i still like jake and jesse, though we didn’t see them much this week, and reid is growing on me quite a bit. michael, mike and kiptyn are okay, though i agree with the poster who said last week that kiptyn had big ears, and i also thought his kissing was gross! i just don’t see what everyone loves about ed so much – i don’t mind him, but i think he’s kind of boring, and he seems pretty average looking to me. i was thinking i might like robby this week, until he agreed with roid rage dave – now i’m not into him at all. and of course i don’t like dave, juan, or tanner p. still don’t know about mark – he hasn’t had much screen time…will we get to know more, or will he just be the next tanner f, who sails off into the sunset without us knowing what his deal was?
even though i don’t like juan (he seems insincere and forced), he did handle himself very well when he was being attacked by dave. i was actually a little impressed.
i’m tired of watching dave’s twitchy eye and hearing his crazy abuse – i hope he’ll be gone next week.
did anyone else notice how wes played his song to her once and they didn’t put it on camera, so then he came and sat next to her and said “oh now i’ll play it again” – how obvious that he’s desperately trying to get his music on camera???? thankfully they edited it such that jillian’s off-screen narration was dubbed over the song so that we didn’t have to suffer through it! get that guy OUTTA HERE!
Headin’ to Baker Street in the Woodlands this weekend…..hope to see our cutey there! But I’m still on Team Ed (or maybe Team Jake)…
doesnt anyone think reid kinda sorta looks like a woman?? i swear he looks like he has lipstick on and his side hair is sooo bushy— hes nice and all, im just sayin.
LOVED the sascha date. cars–hot. that man is HOT with a capital h in my book—hubby pointed out that he has a ben affleck thing about him –but have to say he full on lost me on unicorn (and i KNEW right then that would be lincees theme!) BUMMED HE IS GONE!!!
uggh.
DAVE: scares the crud outta me and his eyes are ALWAYS RED! freaky. i hope the intern beats him up as much i desise fighting.
i too think juan hasnt done anything noticably annoying.
kiptyn: way too many pinstripes goin on last night–and how much does jilly LOVE saying his full name??! and what was with her cd/dinner plate gold earrings?????????
It was definitely Robby that told Juan he agreed with Dave, but I think they edited out a lot of the remaining conversation – perhaps a “Just kidding, that guy is crazy,” because they clinked glasses like buddies as they walked away.
Also, Ed was so adorable last night. While his socks were dorky, I found it really endearing. And his comments about karaoke – too cute!
I started out really liking Jill, but she kept Dave again this week. Seriously? He is scary….like he-might-come-home-and-wife-beat-me kind of scary. She also let Sasha go, and he was in my top 5
My top 5:
1) Ed
2) Reid
3) Kiptyn
4) Jake
5) Jesse and Robby tie for 5th place
I am totally with all you guys about Wes’s song. oh. my. god. it makes me want to claw my eardrums out. Part of it has to do with the fact that I hate his voice, another part has to do with the fact that we’ve only heard the same line of the song over and over, and the other part is that the “George and Wheezy” line keeps coming up in my mind when he sings it! I can’t believe Jillian is so smitten with that cheesey crapola. When is she going to wake up??
And Tanner F (F is for footsie)…. thanks for providing us with quality entertainment! The only reason we are entertained by you, is because we are not Jillian. We don’t have to date or potentially marry you. Thank God.
I cant wait for next week!!!!!!
PS. I can’t find OHCH’s blog… can someone post the linK??
Oh, and does anyone else think Mark is maybe a mole in the house – like on Jesse’s season? We know nothing about him and he was very deliberate in his answer to Dave last night that he did not think Juan was Jillian’s type. Plus, they did not show the face of the person telling Jillian about the guys with boyfriends like it was some big surprise. And, that guy was wearing jeans with his blazer like Mark was wearing at last night’s rose ceremony. Just an idea…
It was Robbie that agreed with Juan, but someone else, I think Jake, said it was disrespectful that Juan came and took her away from Dave. Kip was in on that conversation too, but I can’t remember if he said anything. Wes did though. It is clear that no one likes Juan, but maybe Mark. What he was saying was actually worth something, and he stood up to Dave in a very respectful Manly way. Ed just say and listened and laughed and rolled his eyes.
Poor Sasha -I think he was a nice guy, and I think Jill decided she couldn’t live up to his expectations a little too quickly – all he said (other than the creepy unicorn stuff, of course) was that he wasn’t going to settle – does anyone set out to settle?
Foot guy Tanner is either a nut bag, or just there for the ratings….seriously, no sane person is that way about feet.
Dave is a total psycho. Insecure beyond recognition, and clearly enjoys antagonizing people. Juan is cheesy, yes, but he did handle the Dave attack very well. I can say from experience that, Juan’s apparent cheesiness may just be a cultural thing. Before I was the happily married woman I am today, I dated a Latin guy – kind of cheesy, and almost sugary sweet, but he was sincere – he was just “that way” when it came to women. No matter what, I don’t think he’s right for Jill. The guy that didn’t get a rose – no Tanner the other guy – he was like Dave’s sidekick on a bad ABC After School Special.
Does anyone else thing Jill is a little too focused on being “nervous” about a guy who has never had his heart broken? Maybe they just never met the right girl to be that into them? I don’t know – she just seems really insecure that they have to have “experienced” that. I think any girl will tell you that it certainly doesn’t prevent it from happening again.
Agreed! Gotta love the “yes dude I agree you are a cheese-ass, but cheers” – totally a bartender move!
#73 – That’s an interesting theory about Mark….I was kind of wondering at the rose ceremony who he was….I missed the top of the show, but I never saw him the whole episode. And yes, the “some have a boyfriend” guy could very well be him. Interesting- Lincee, will you explore this theory?
And on the previews, did everyone see Jill’s totaly DISS Dave when he went in for a kiss and he said that no one has ever denied him a kiss before. SNAP! HATE HIM – he will definately be going home next week.
Did anyone else think that Brad looked like he was punched in the face during the rose ceremony? Looked like Dave had finally found someone to kick around… that or Brad was seriously wasted… it was a combo of I just got off of a roller coaster hair do and my face went through a car window!
yes i thought brad looked waaaaaaaaaasted
At first, I was like a lot of you, I just didn’t get what it was exactly that Dave hated about Juan….UNTIL Juan came up to steal Jillian away and called him “Davey”–wtf??? You know the guy hates you and you steal the girl and call him a baby name??? Not cool, Juan!
And Kiptyn–it’s gotta be the abs, right? I mean, his body is KILLER, but other than that, I don’t see it either. But then again, I didn’t see it with Graham either, though I would have walked across hot coals for football-coach-hotness-Brian during DD’s season (whoever it was that met him—SOOO jealous!!).
I love Ed and Reid, but they seem to normal and stable for our girl, Jilly. At this point, my money is on Jake or Kip (only if he takes his shirt off more, though, because without that, he’s only eh).
I seem to be in the minority, but I was thrilled she let Sasha go. He was way to squarish and cartoonish looking for me and all I could think of when I looked at him was Max Headroom mixed with Vanilla Ice. Maybe Robby the bartender could come up with a drink with that name.
I adore Ed and refuse to read any spoilers that may or may not tell me if he wins. If he doesn’t, Jillian has lost her mind.
#72 here is the link to his Blog. I always have a hard time finding it too. http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2009/06/chris-harrison.html
Every seems to be getting on Jillian becasue she doesnt get rid of Dave, but we have to remmember that we get to see all his ridiculousness. She doesnt have the benefit of watching what we watch. So she either hears what the guys say (which, its a competition so sometimes its hard to buy into that) or just goes based on her one on one time. Now Wes and Tanner P put their crazy right out in the open, so no clue why she keeps them around, but I cut her a slight break on keeping Dave.
I think the Bach/bach-ette gives the producers a list of the front runners. Then the producers tell her which order to keep the losers around until she weeds them out. That way they get comic relief. its a win-win. There is no way she would ever be into Tanner P. He just brings the oog and the comedy which equals ratings gold. Trust, he gets no where near the top 6.
I agree with BD. I think she just used the excuse that she didnt want Sasha bc of the heartbreak thing. It was obvious that she didnt have any chemistry with him.
I thought it was kind of sad but highly amusing that dumpee Brad hit the nail on the head. Why did Jill keep ” I’m a man” (not) David, Tanner P(ervert) and/or country and WES(tern)?? That makes me SERIOUSLY doubt Jill’s ability to weed out the tools.
Ok…Robby lost some major points with me when he told Juan that he agreed 100% with what Dave was sputing! So there’s two idiots there! Then he told him we’ll talk about it later. Are you kidding me? What is there to talk about later? I’m sorry but my words would have been..I’m not here to make friends..I’m here to find a wife…you don’t like me…tough “shots” man! Cry someone else a river!
Kudos to Mark for telling Dave it isn’t their responsibility to worry about someone else. I’d like looking in your own backyard is more important than worrying about your neighbors. I about feel over when Dave said that he wished Jillian could have seen that exchange then she’d know how he really was or something like that. Um yeah…she’s know you were a real d-bag! Go have another shot!
Had to get that off my chest!
You all talk about having someone suck your toes like it’s a BAD thing.
Although, having said that, I wouldn’t want Tanner Tippytoes to do it.
I’m working on this week’s version of Wes’ song, but it’s hard coming up with something that beats “I’ll be your George, you’ll be my Weezy”. Stay tuned.
“I’d like looking in your “…. I meant…It’s like looking….etc.
Now that I’m calm… Ed is yummy! (Apparently now I have to worry about Heidi’s grandmother too – I gotta get my posse together – lol – nuthin but love Heidi!) I cracked up when the guys tried to decipher his reaction to the date card. Not everyone digs heights ya know! I think Reid and Jillian look alike. Mark has been in the background but man that scruff works for him. I prefer Mike with scruff as well – not the screamer Michael – I mean hot Mike! lol
Jake looks mighty yummy in next week’s preview wanting to know who has the girlfriend. I certainly hope it isn’t him! Kip….still yummy to me too.
Even with crazy Dave going nuts….last night was kind of boring. I was ashamed a little to be watching it with my friend – who promptly said…I don’t think I’ll be tuning in again. lol I of course pumped up Lincee’s blog b/c really…it’s the only reason to watch.
#34 Lori Said,
I really liked Ed until he said that he agreed with crazy Dave about Juan. I thought Juan seems to be just a nice guy – I’m not getting any bad vibes…I think Jillian’s looking for a bad guy. Dave, Wes, and Fettish need to go!
Lori..that was Robby not Ed!
OMG!!!!! If I hear that same song from Wes one more time…….Seriously, can he come up with anything else-maybe do some cover songs or something?
I think the producers have to be telling Jillian to keep Dave for ratings. Did you see her face when he was talking to her? Keeping the crazies around equals big ratings. Because frankly thats about the most interesting thing going on right now. Other than the crazies I still have trouble telling the others apart.
ok, i really like jake and mark. jake just seems so sweet and mark seems totally real. would love to see more of him though. love how he stood up to dave. it’s about time somebody did!
wes is so transparent. i hope jillian sees through him. and i stopped liking dave the moment he said that juan should be tied to a tree and beaten senseless. while i’m not the biggest fan of juan, i haven’t seen anything to make me want to tie him to a tree. and i agree he handled the confrontation with dave gracefully. with all the hype i was expecting a throwdown.
and i think the guy who tells jillian about the boyfriends is tanner toes. looks like his hands and sounds like his voice.
Totally got a bad vibe from Wes again. This whole thing about how he keeps saying that Jilly is “cheating” on him is getting creepy real fast. Then he refused to kiss her on the lips and made a big deal out of kissing her on the cheek like he was punishing her. Weird.
Loved the Tanner toe dance…he’s a crack up. Not marraige material at all but a funny guy.
Juan is too feminine and invades Jilly’s space everytime he talks to her…he leans in and is so intense in his eye contact. Then he brings up stupid stuff like her wardrobe…like a girlfriend would. Does a straight guy even use the word “hoodie” to describe a sweatshirt? Anyway, Juan is annoying.
Dave is scary and is getting worse and worse. He looks like he’s about to explode.
The end
correction: the guy who tells jillian about the GIRLFRIENDS, not boyfriends. thought that would make for an interesting show.
Does anyone else think there must be some kind of rule about allowing another guy to come up and interrupt your alone time with Jill? If not, why hasn’t anyone (on this season or any other) ever just refused? As in “Yes, as a matter of fact, I DO mind, I’ll let you know when we’re through talking and THEN you can have your turn?
Last night seemed like proof to me that there must be some kind of rule about this. Otherwise, it seems pretty unlikely that Roid Rage Dave would have allowed Juan to interrupt his “I’m used to being the top dog” speech on the patio…
Ah – I knew it was someone with dark hair and a rose on his lapel! OK, so back to being an Ed fan – Margaritas at 8 am? That’s 11 am ET!
Forgot to mention my favorite (Lincee should pick up on this, I thought) part of last night’s show – the underwater shot with Jill’s legs wrapped around Ed in the pool…
saggleo- its a big deal when my grandma gives her blessing for me to chase after a boy from tv. She has been trying to squash my dream of marrying Joe Mauer (Minnesota Twins Catcher) for years, and he’s about as white bread nice Minnesota boy as they come. So her saying that I can go for Ed if he gets the boot is definite progress.
I think to issue with the guys not having had their hearts broken is that they are always the ones breaking the girl’s hearts- as in major players!!
Best Moments of the night for me were the interviews with Tanner P. This guy is hysterical! I was laughing out loud at him making fun of Wes playing the guitar. And even though it was kind of creepy, his dance and song about sucking toes was pretty entertaining as well. Looks like he is also the one to warn Jillian about guys with girlfriends. From the shots of the rose ceremony only him and Jake were wearing jeans.
Also, in regards to people discussing Jillian’s comments on why she let Sasha go – I think she is right in her thinking on this. This is a realty show with, let’s face it, a pretty bad record in finding “true love”. If she really is serious, why would she want to pick someone who has told 3 girls that he has loved them but looking back, he didn’t? We’ve heard past contestants talk about how you get carried away with the extreme/extravagant dates and the fact that they’re cut off from the world, left only to obsess about the bachelor(ette). I would definitely want people in the end who would be able to tell the difference of when and when they’re not in love!
Does any one think Michael kind of looks like Andy Roddick? Yes? No? Maybe its just me.
#92 – “Juan is too feminine and invades Jilly’s space everytime he talks to her…he leans in and is so intense in his eye contact. Then he brings up stupid stuff like her wardrobe…like a girlfriend would.”
my thoughts exactly.
#92 & #101…. couldn’t agree more!!
Any one up to a trip to Baker Street? Robby can pour me a drink any time!
Did anyone else notice Sasha’s misuse of phrases?? He said something about ‘all my lives’ – huh? Then he also said now he sometimes can go outside (throws head back for affect) and can take a ‘BREAST’ of fresh air!!!??? WHAT?! I rewound it 3 times to make sure I was hearing it right. He did another one at the beginning of the date too but I ws too irritated to rewind.
Serious chemistry going on with Kip. Ed was a cutie.
David and Juan – RED ALERT! RED ALERT! Idiots.
Did anyone notice the complete insincereity on Wes’ face when he was hugging her after the serenade on the patio? Hilarious.
BTW – who goes on national tv with a girlfriend?
# 74 Lovethisshow Said,
It was Robbie that agreed with Juan, but someone else, I think Jake, said it was disrespectful that Juan came and took her away from Dave. Kip was in on that conversation too, but I can’t remember if he said anything. Wes did though.
I remember this…and I think Wes agreed that it was rude to interrupt but my immediate thought went to when he interrupted someone and HE (WES) already had a rose and was all..just b/c I got one doesn’t mean I’m going to slow down blah blah. Am I wrong? I think that’s a little pot meet kettle if you ask me. UGH! not to mention I CAN’T STAND THAT DUDE! And that line of that song sounds really familiar..like it’s not original or something. And I can’t STAND IT on top of that of course.
#70 I think you are right….Robby said he agreed with David in jest. There is no way anyone would agree with that jerky jerk 100%. The entire conversation was clearly edited, the clinking of glasses also kinda leads one to understand this. Plus he is too cute and seemingly kind to side with Dave.
94. kylip1, I totally agree with you. If you are such a top dog, what is the problem with just shooting an interruption down. Isn’t that what happened to Stephanie at the pool party on last season’s bachelor?
My boyfriend and I agree that Juan is fake, but what kind of grown thinks getting that getting that worked up over another man is attractive. They are all there completing for one woman’s attention…did he think that they were supposed to become best friends while doing it? Goodgawd that boy needs to wipe his nose, put on his big girl panties and suit up for the game.
I find Dave’s rants to be amusing, since I trust that Juan survived the taping of the show, and I don’t think Dave has any shot at going very far. But what does creep me out is when Wes accuses Jillian of cheating on him. He did it last week, and again last night. He tried to act like it was a joke, but there was definitely a sinister edge to what he said. Wes is much more dangerous than Dave.
Am I the only one who loves Tanner P? Not for Jillian, of course, and definitely not for me, but I am so looking forward to seeing him again next week!! His foot fetish dance was HILARIOUS and one of the highlights of the night! He’s growing on me exactly like Twilley did.
Can somebody explain the unicorn? I must have missed that part.
Hope ABC has insurance to cover any damage Dave might do in his moments of rage. How dumb are they to keep this liability around? And who appointed him to determine who is right for Jillian?
I don’t understand the “labels” being put on Juan, especially judgments that he is gay. He is a mature 35 yrs old and not a 25yr old break dancer like Michael. I dislike stereotyping people. Let’s see what he is like in future shows;Jillian did say he takes care of her (as a gentleman should).
The comment was made that he was a “mamma’s boy”. Why? Because he works in a family business? He may be a workaholic and his mother has pushed him to get out and meet people. Viola! Jillian. I don’t think he will be one of the final 2 but I am not “down” on him as so many of you seem to be. Give the guy a break; there must be something good in him if David goes beserk about his being there.
#18 Maureen I was surprised she was so put off my Sasha myself. Let’s turn the tables, Jill, & ask why you’re the one always being dumped?? Christ, lay off the guy. If my husband would have thought that way about me we wouldn’t be married now.
I don’t get why all the hostility toward Juan. Mind you, my gaydar is at code red every time he opend his mouth, but what are these “wrong reasons” that Dave keeps eluding to?
And Dave, sweet, drunk fratboy Dave, did anyone else not see the one-eye drunk blink last night as her was bashin on Juan. I had to rewind & watch over & over. Classic drunk move! #32 Myra – glad I wasn’t the only one who saw that!!!!
Paige in Denver are you a chi-o? I think I know who you are….
tanner p reminds me of jack on will and grace!
# 105 saggleo, “I remember this…and I think Wes agreed that it was rude to interrupt but my immediate thought went to when he interrupted someone and HE (WES) already had a rose and was all..just b/c I got one doesn’t mean I’m going to slow down blah blah. Am I wrong? I think that’s a little pot meet kettle if you ask me. UGH! not to mention I CAN’T STAND THAT DUDE! And that line of that song sounds really familiar..like it’s not original or something. And I can’t STAND IT on top of that of course.”
You are so right, I remember thinking that as well. Scum Bag!!!!!
This is interesting…on Chris Harrison’s blog one of the commentors said that all of these guys were chosen with Melissa in mind. She was offered the Batchelorette postion but turned it down to do DWTS. Most of the guys are younger than Jillian and a lot are from Texas. I bet that’s why they added the 5 extra guys this season-notice she did keep most of them!
#95 Lori — Ah – I knew it was someone with dark hair and a rose on his lapel! OK, so back to being an Ed fan – Margaritas at 8 am? That’s 11 am ET!
Where did you find this?
Dave (on the rocks) needs to get that boozed-up right blinker fixed. The guy looked like a Teddy Ruxpin bear running on low batteries. He’s an a**, pure and simple. Gotta love how he almost takes Jillian down with his final rose stumble and strangle hug. Drunk much? I think it was the perfect little glimpse (into his toxic world) that Jillian needed to see.
Are we allowed to post “I heard this from a friend who went to school with their cousin” spoilers? Because I have some WES dirt!
Come on Lincee…we’re chomping at the bit here!
And I don’t know about everyone else, but I wanna hear the Wes spolier!
Maybe someone should hook up Sasha with Melissa from last season. I loved Sasha and am not too sure why Jillian dropped him and kept the creeps — lots on this season!
Okay, I don’t like Wes or Juan – AT ALL!! And Dave is way over the top with his bullying, etc. However, we don’t know exactly what goes on down at the man camp. Robby told him straight up that he didn’t care for him…but he didn’t threaten to beat him up. I like Robby. Juan has interrupted several of the guys – on several occasions. And he interrupted Jill and Dave within five minutes….after Jill had come to SPECIFICALLY speak to Dave. It was low folks. And all he ever has to say is – “Gee, you look so pretty tonight.” Either he is just that much of a weazel, and just doing this out of spite for Dave – or he was scared silly that Dave was going to talk to Jillian about him. Just a thought. I dislike Juan more than anyone there, but it has nothing to do with the drink. Lots of folks are non-drinkers…it’s his business. I just can’t stand him…he seems like he would hover over her and stalk her.
I’ll admit. Juan bugs. I have a personal issue with men who have small mouths. But I digress. Dave needs to go. Whether it’s all an act or not…he’s beginning to worry me. And did anyone else notice all the random people (ie. not bachelors) hanging out in the kitchen and poking their heads around corners during the Drunken Dave issues?
Jake and Ed are my faves. Jake is just a doll (with a very WIDE smile)…and I’m kinda diggin’ Ed’s shy vibe. And anyone who can pull off a name like “Ed” and still be sexy gets my vote!
Why did we only see Jake at the very end? Not a single scene with him!
Ok, I guess I’m by myself on this, except a guy I work with who watches agrees, Jake, Kiptonite and Ed are our favorites. The rest, not so much.
#118 – I want to hear the dirt on Wes!
#123, True – THANK YOU for mentioning the random people hanging around when Dave was on his drunken rant. I mentioned it on my post above, but no one else did, so I was starting to wonder if I imagined the whole thing.
Paiser, #118, I am anxious to hear your Wes scoop!
And I can’t remember who mentioned it, but it is definitely Twill– er, Tanner P., who mentions the guys with the girlfriends. That was unmistakeably his voice.
Does anyone else just get a little squeamish when she gives a shirtless guy a rose? We’ve seen the little rose fangs!
I can totally over look the unicorn metaphore…I love Sasha! Maybe I should move to Houston; it’s not so far from the Falls.
Also, I noticed the random people too when Dave was freaking out! I wondered what that was about.
Last, comic relief or not, I’m not sure how many more episodes of toe sucking I can endure! Make it stop Jill!!!
My favorite moment of the night was when they sent Sasha home on a friggin’ LA county BUS!! Oh the shame!!
For awhile now I knew Jillian reminded me of someone—off and on that someone would come swimming up just so close to consciousness and then slither out of reach. And this may not register much with you younger folk, but when Jill was emitting that cute raspy screamette when riding in the sports car, I suddenly heard my cute imitative Marlo Thomas gigglette with, “THAT GIRL!” Jill really not only sounds like Marlo but resembles her too, don’t y’all think?
#122 – Alicia
I’m with you on Juan being a jerk for interrupting all the guys. And he NEVER has anything to say. The worst one last night was, “We have SO much to talk about!!” What a freak. Jillian even went, “Really? What?!” I can’t stand Juan either – he just creeps me out. Dave is out of control, but it is no excuse for Juan’s behavior.
Also, why all the hating on Robby for saying he agreed with Dave? I don’t get it. He wasn’t a jerk about it – and I didn’t take it as him being a follower.
I think maybe the reason we only heard one line of Wes’ song is because ABC didn’t want to promote him… couldn’t he come back and ask for royalties if he hits it big with that song and ABC re-airs it? Just my thoughts…
# 116. I found this on Jillian’s Blog at people.com
Wes sucks… I ran into him at the bar this weekend with the creepy foot guy Tanner, and Jeremy from the last season of the bachelorette… Shady biz I tell ya that they are all hanging out together yet Tanner was talking major crap about Wes last night!
So… I want to hear the dirt on Wes, but no spoilers on who the final ones are like on FORT. I was weak and peaked last season, and I don’t want to know this season. It is not as much fun. So please tell the dirt!!!!!
um I will just throw it out there that last night I definitely had a dream where Kiptyn fell in love with ME and chose ME and we lived happily ever after.
I mean, I can live with that. And Ed can live with Jillian. OR Jesse, or Reid. Cause I feel like those are the strongest front runners.
Thank God she got rid of was it Brad? The dork who kissed her sooooo awkwardly.
Now she needs to get rid of the creepy Tanner, DAVID!!!, and possibly WES….GAH any day now Jill…and get JUAN AWAY FROM YOU!
done.
I really need to work, but seriously – why is Jeremy hanging out with Bachelorette contestants? What a dork.
Oh, and one last thing, Jillian went and got the rose before telling Sasha she couldn’t give it to him. Just like Jason did with “I like bears” chick. ABC must ask them to do that – right?
Ok here is the scoop. Who knows if it is true!
Wes does make it to hometown dates but doesn’t get chosen at the end. Not sure how far past hometown dates he does make it. He is only in this to make it as a country star, which is why he has his guitar all the time and sings every chance he gets. He said Jilly is not very bright and pretty annoying.
O.K. Did anyone else happen to spot the observatory during the helicopter ride on Ed’s date–is it just me, or was that where Jason & Deanna had their first one-on-one date?! Or at least, that’s what I thought!!
I’m not a big fan of Juan. There’s just something about him that just doesn’t sit right for me. It’s not the lack of drinking–I think Dave made WAAAAAAY too much of an issue out of that one (and is just, in general, scary!)–but I do question Juan’s sincerity.
Apparently they (jeremy, tanned, and wes) grew up playing ball together which is how they know eachother and why they were hanging out. Believe me, I ask after I insulter Tanner for being a creep and yelled at him not to start at my feet!
Here’s what Jillian had to say on her blog (people.com) about not giving Sasha the rose:
“That week, unfortunately, ended with me having to deny Sasha the rose on our date. This was an extremely hard situation for me. I knew at the time, there were other men in the house that were “less perfect” for me, but I also knew it wasn’t fair to keep Sasha if I didn’t feel the connection. Sasha is such a great guy, and I was touched by all that he shared regarding his accident. Still, I wanted to be fair, and that meant ending the date with disappointment for both of us.”
http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/06/02/bachelorette-blog-ed-literally-sweeps-jillian-off-her-feet/#more-13395
I think Wes “fake flirts” with Jillian– and his so-called jealousy is an attempt to manipulate her into thinking he’s got these strong feelings for her. He just wants airtime so he can keep singing his lame 1-lyric song in his fake Garth Brooks voice. What a slimy d-bag.
As for Crazy Dave– that drunk lazy-right eye is a serious “tell!” My husband spotted it right off the bat, since we have a crazy-alcoholic-librarian-cousin whose eye droops every night after 7pm. Anyone else notice how ABC turned up the volume on the ice clinking in his glass when he was pouring himself bourbon? They’re getting tuned up for something.
Hopefully Dennis Rodman will show up and confront Dave “A Very Special Episode of The Bachelor: The Intervention.”
Jake is a little fake, tells Jillian exactly what he thinks she wants to hear.
Juan does the same thing, but his technique backfires as it comes off as gayness. Huh, what about a Doogie Howser hosted “A Very Special Episode of the Bachelor: The Outing.”
And Ed is hot.
Hope Sasha can make it to Narnia or Middle Earth so he find that unicorn.
#113 – Marla – Jack! on Will & Grace – totally. That’s hilarious.
This whole guys picked for Melissa thing smells a little too true – no wonder all the ‘dancers’ in the group.
Also – has anyone mentioned how many of the 77 bachelors have AWESOME dimples???
Clearly this was at somebody’s request.
#117 – you took the words right out of my mouth… frickin’ hilarious – “get his boozed up right blinker fixed” I totally saw him falling into Jillian when he accepted the rose. He’s a d-bag.
“Wes is much more dangerous than Dave.” I agree.
The comment about Sasha’s misuse of phrases…isn’t he Serbian? Maybe English isn’t his first language? Just a thought.
Char, was Wes short like someone else that saw him in person posted?
Maybe all the random people were in the Dave rage kitchen scene bc the camera man thought something was about to go down and was just trying to get it on tape rather than make sure no crew/non bachelors were in the shot?
# heidi Said,
Does any one think Michael kind of looks like Andy Roddick? Yes? No? Maybe its just me.
Not just you, I think he does too.
Sher, he definitely wasn’t tall but then again my judgment was a bit impaired…
I love reid!!!!!!!!!!
He seems really genuine and you can tell by Jillian’s blushing around him that she completely digs him.
Team Reid!
or maybe Reid v. Ed!!!
#106 Camille Said,
“#70 I think you are right….Robby said he agreed with David in jest. There is no way anyone would agree with that jerky jerk 100%. The entire conversation was clearly edited, the clinking of glasses also kinda leads one to understand this. Plus he is too cute and seemingly kind to side with Dave.”
I don’t know…I think he was dead serious. It wasn’t a voiceover to me when he said we’ll talk abou tthis later…he was actually saying that to Juan and put his glass down or gave it to him one. That I thought was weird in itself but if you retarded enough to agree w/ what an idiot said before you …then well kind of hard to tell the difference of who’s the bigger idiot. I just think it’s some nerve to tell someone…I agree w/ what this idiot just told you about yourself. Well last time I checked…I don’t live my life to make everyone happy…that’s a job I think no one wants to be busy doing. Liquor and manners apparently don’t mix with this group.
I gotta tell ya…when Jillian told Juan he always stands when she walks in the room…I think that’s what bugs most of them. He has the manners down to a science b/c I’m sure it’s just in his nature. He may not be for her..and may just be a little out of his element in trying to impress her maybe…but who wouldn’t be to make sure they stood out if they were really interested in the person? Unlike I mean…trying to get a record deal and all!
Wes with his song reminds me of Chris Klein in the movie “Just Friends”—where he keeps singing the same verse over and over–”when Jamie smiles,,,,,,,”. David cracks me up!! He does have some anger management issues—but it makes for great tv!! Really starting liking Ed last night. Good call getting rid of Sasha—-he just annoyed me for some reason.
i don’t blame jill at all when she let sasha go. i’m glad he was honest about the fact that he hadn’t really had a broken heart before, and it led to the unicorn line …which was all it took to eliminate him. i’d have done the same thing. maybe she feels like unless you’ve given 100% of yourself to someone and walked away wishing it hadn’t gone awry, you won’t be as appreciative of love unless you’ve felt you’ve finally met THE ONE.
either way, sasha’s hair flip at the front looked so OFF with 100oz of gel on it anyway. he should’ve cut it straight or something.
“#15 lovethebach Said,
This is interesting…on Chris Harrison’s blog one of the commentors said that all of these guys were chosen with Melissa in mind. She was offered the Batchelorette postion but turned it down to do DWTS. Most of the guys are younger than Jillian and a lot are from Texas. I bet that’s why they added the 5 extra guys this season-notice she did keep most of them!”
I don’t think that’s possible LTB. They had already picked Jillian by the “WTA” episode, i.e. BEFORE Melissa was dumped, and she didn’t sign on to DWTS until right before she started and only because Holly was injured….just sayin’…
OH yeah, Kipton has Dumbo ears—-don’t know what she sees in him—eeewww plus I hate that name.
Ummmm….every time he gets angry (constantly?), I think David’s eyes are going to pop out.
Juan is just shmoozy. Doesn’t need to be tied to a tree by the ever obsessive David, but come on people, he’s shmoozy.
#152 – The “Just Friends” song…”When Jamie smiles……”. I can hear it in my head – that is so true!!! Wes is that same creepy guy!!! He’s telling her what he thinks she wants to hear.
Did anyone notice the hair change with Brad at the rose ceremony? He started out with it down and more in his face…and then it was all swooped back at the end like he’s been riding a motorcycle! Maybe the guys back at the camp get into “makeovers” just like us girls do.
am i the only one who think reid looks like a woman?? i swear it looks like he has lipstick on and hs bushy side hair is not doin it for me, im just sayin….
thank you for reminding us that sascha is from another culture–i bet in “serbia” or wherever “unicorn” is loosely translated ” dream girl” –i WISH she had given him a chance…..
I agree with #105. I feel like I have heard that song before, but maybe we have just heard it sooooo much in the last 3 weeks.
I thought it was hilarious that Juan listed the outfits Jillian has worn. I hate his leaning.
#158 Alicia
“Did anyone notice the hair change with Brad at the rose ceremony? He started out with it down and more in his face…and then it was all swooped back at the end like he’s been riding a motorcycle! Maybe the guys back at the camp get into “makeovers” just like us girls do.”
I definitely noticed. What it looked like to me was that he took a few shots with Dave to help calm him down and ended up a wee bit tipsy himself. I think he had been running his hands through it and that is why it looked all disheveled.
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