Attention fans of ihategreenbeans/Lincee. As you all know, Lincee has been doing this “pimping” on her site, with incredible success (updates on that soon). However, it has always been my opinion that LINCEE should be the next person pimped out on this site, no? I mean, there is The Bachelor AND The Bachelorette, so why not? Lincee has been very much opposed to this idea and we have had some battles over it. So, I decided to hijack her site/this post, and lock her out of editing this post, so I can plead my case to the readers. If anyone agrees with me, that Lincee should be the next person “pimped out” on this site, please leave a comment in the comments section to that fact. I KNOW everyone here has a brother, co-worker, friend, neighbor, that would LOVE to have a chance with Lincee. Trust me. I have known Lincee for almost 10 years, and I have never met someone who doesn’t absolutely love her. If you think she is funny on this site, you really need to meet her in person. Believe it or not, her personality/entertainment value isn’t even one of her top 5 best traits. Leave a comment if you agree/would have someone in mind, so the strength in numbers will dictate that this happens. She really appreciates every reader, so I know we can win this battle!
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Lincee definitely needs to be pimped out…she can’t pimp herself though, so you might need to organize a pimping committee! I’d love to see the outcome.
Team Lincee all the way! Yes, WebMan work your miracles and find this wonderful woman a great guy. (Preferably one who does not wear shorty-short green shorts, twang on a guitar (badly), have a girlfriend back home, picks his job over Lincee only to come back, cries over balcony railings, has a foot fetish, jumps into a swimming pool naked the first night he meets her, or has a mother who will eat Lincee alive. Can you work on that?)
Yes! Yes! Yes!
p.s. i had a feeling she was all that and can of Dr. Pepper, she seem terrific!
ABSOLUTELY! Lincee, Lincee!!!!!!
I love the idea of a pimping committee!!!
Let’s do it!
I have NEVER commented in years of following this blog/site. I’ve almost done it several times, but this is the post that put me over the edge.
I feel compelled to say: AMEN! Let’s find lovely Lincee someone worthy of her awesome-ness.
an absolute must!
DO IT WEBMAN!!! LINCEE R O C K S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Totally. Lincee rocks!
Lincee deserves a GREAT guy!!!!!! Yes, webman, please please make her the next one to be pimped out on the blog!!!! I’m sure we can find her a long list of elligible candidates!!!!
Maybe we can even get Chris Harrison involved!!!
I Love Lincee!!!!
yes – pimp her out!
Lincee for Bachelorette! Pimp, pimp, pimp!
ABSOLUTELY! Lincee is a catch, if I was single, gay and in TX I’d be all over that!
I’m in!!!
Yes!!!
Definitely — it’s your turn girl!
Pimp! Pimp! Pimp! Pimp!
Rock on, Webman! Let’s find Lincee a good man
love it-im just sayin…
Best. Idea. EVER!
I vote yes. But let’s make it feasible. he has to be in the right geographic area, cuz she’s not leaving her job (right?). What do we know about Lincee so we can make a list of must-have qualities for the guys? A good Christian, likes junk food, has integrity, and – most important – a great sense of humor. You Texas green beaners need to get on it!!
I agree- I think Lincee should have someone as spectucular as herself in her life!
Hell Yeah!! LINCEE…LINCEE…LINCEE!!! Go for it!
LOL, too funny. Absolutely….. lets do it!
Of course Lincee should be the next one up!
I live in Connecticut, so don’t have anyone suitable for her, but YES! Pimp her out!!!
Absolutely!
Agree! Pimp out the awesome girl. Lincee will find a Reid and life will be twice as nice for both.
Love it!
Best idea I’ve heard in a long time!
Absolutely!!! Let’s pimp her out… She’s amazing and deserves nothing but the best!
Let’s help her find a great match! She deserves the best!
Does Lincee have nice feet? We could get Tanner P over to Houston!! He cracks me up!!!
Yep, pimp her out. we want LIncee to be happy too! We also can’t wait for the Final Rose recap!
Yep, we want her to be happy!
Yes, let’s pimp Lincee out!!!!!
Excellent idea!
Like Holly (#5), I am a longtime reader and have *never* commented – but I had to chime in and say – absolutely!!!!!
Lincee Lincee Lincee!!! That’s the best idea ever!
YEAH!!! Let’s do it
I’ll change my name to Team Lincee 
I know people in Texas – surely one of them knows someone who would be a good fit for Lincee! I am ALL FOR IT – although I also think Lincee should be the next Bachelorette on the show, because then the show would be so much better. She could do a voiceover recap in post-production…..I get misty eyed just thinking of it.
But, back to the question at hand – YES! Give in to the hijacker!!!!
Oh. My. Awesomeness. LOVE this idea!
FO SHO!!!!!!
Absolutely!!!!!!!
Whole heartedly agree!
HECK YEAH! If my brother was closer I’d throw him up as an option, but there’s a lucky guy out there somewhere for her!
Go for it Lincee! Life’s too short.
great idea, i will start thinking of who i know who might be worthy of her right now
Yes! You should ABSOLUTELY do it, Lincee! I know the greenbeaners could find you several great options, and you’d probably have a ton of fun! My vote is YES!
Lincee…Lincee…LINCEE…LINCEE!!!
Definitely pimp her out!!!
Someone who knows Lincee should nominate her to be on the Bachelor/ette!!!! Can you imagine the recaps we would get?! Oh man, the awesomeness is too much to contemplate…
YES!!!!! Lincee seems like a fantastic person….please pimp her out! Yes, I do have co-workers and guys friends…..but none worthy of her. I’m not kidding…..we need to find our pilot Jake. He’s the only stand-up guy I can think of that might be worthy of her…..
YES, YES, YES!!! What a great idea! I have never met Lincee, but I love this site and I love her writing style and humour. Based on this, I think she would be a great catch for any guy, and I haven’t even witnessed all of her other awesome qualities! Go for it, Lincee!
Absolutely!!!! Why should the guys have all the fun? If she’s half as hilarious as she seems to be in the blog, it’s a no-brainer!!! GO FOR IT!!!!
LOVE IT!!! Pimp away, Webman!
Absolutely! Great idea, Webman.
Great idea!! Sorry, I don’t know anyone in Texas anymore…
Go Webman!! It’s the greatest idea!
I always pictured Lincee with webMAN…but I wholly support pimping her out! There seem to be plenty of fine men in Dallas!!
Excellent idea — and long overdue. Unfortunately, the vast majority of her fans know little about her personally (age, etc.) to be able to offer up viable candidates. And perhaps that’s something Lincee is simply too uncomfortable sharing (can’t say I blame her). However, Webman, you have my vote and Lincee, just know that NO ONE who follows you is going to suggest a troll!
WE WANT LINCEE WE WANT LINCEE
#59, me too, Laura! I am in Houston and will start compiling a list of good guys she needs to meet! Let’s do it!
Fabulous idea!
Team Lincee!
Lincee Lincee Lincee Lincee Lincee Lincee – the next Bachlorette for sure. let’s make it happen!
Ah come on Lincee!!! What could it hurt? This is a great idea!!
Definitely! Lincee should be our Bachelorette!
Also, i have a close friend who’s married to a Marine pilot… they live down in Kingsville TX and they have LOTS of VERY good looking men in uniform friends
Although, not sure how close Kingsville is to Lincee…
WAY more entertaining then what ABC can do for us! Yes -proceed! Nothing ventured nothing gained right Lincee? You need to find your connection, your exploding volcano, your man with green swim trunks and tank, a Texan with a 9 pack! GO FOR IT! And remember….Love Don’t Come Easy and Wes has a girlfriend! ha
Yup, Lincee deserves her own good guy…Time to move ahead Lincee and let those who know and love you pimp you out!!
I agree!!!!
YES YES YES!!!
Absolutely!
LINCEE!!!
Lots of people meet their future spouse through a mutual friend because they mutual friend can see their good qualities, etc. I think that us readers collectively may just know you pretty well. Let us hook you up!! It might work out!!!!
-Personally I just really want Lincee to be my sister in law…..
ABSOLUTELY! This is a fabulous idea. I could not agree more.
Yes! Love it!
Totally!! DO IT!!!
(With gradual swell) do it, Do It, DO IT!!!
Lincee….you gotta do it. You can recap your own dates! How great would that be?
Absolutely!
Squeal, squeal – yes!
Definitely PIMP! Now, enough with the hijacking WEBman, let her in so that she can post her recap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Team Lincee all the way! You can do it, girl!
Absofreakinlutely!!!!!
DEFINITELY!!!
YES YES YES! Lincee, I already have the perfect man for you!! You’re going to love him!
Webman – YOU ROCK!
ABSOLUTELY Lincee should go from the pimp-er to the pimp-ee! What guy wouldn’t want a smart, funny, sexy, good-looking, oil rig walkin’ woman.
I’m wishing I knew someone in Houston to send her way……….
I have my pimping hat on……………………
The pimper becomes the pimpee. LOVE IT!
Go Lincee…it’s your birthday!! WOOT!
In the words of Big… “Ab-so-f***ing-lutely!” (Sorry…that was the first thing in my head) Lincee is the nicest, funniest person EVER! I already told my co-worker, who travels to TX regularly that I was going to email her to see if she would have lunch with him and he was totaly down. Cute, her age, funny as hell! Lincee, quit fighting it!!!
Oh. My. Awesomeness. My sister and I were just discussing this last night on our drive home from the Bachelorette watching party we were at! And I live in TX!
Pimp away webman!!!!
AB-SO-LUTELY!!!!
I can see it now….The Bachelorette, Texas Style…..a girl, her hard hat, and 25 super hot dudes. Oh. My. Awesomeness. Indeed!! No effiminate pilots, angry oil workers, or evil country singers need apply.
PIMP HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she’s freaking awesome!
Sounds like a great idea….Webman, you are stepping out on a limb…I hope you survive the wrath of Lincee
Great Idea! Unless she had plans to be the next Bachelorette…if not…pimping is the next best option!
Lincee, you have to do it!!!
YES YES YES!! Lincee deserves a great guy who can appreciate her humor!!!
Lincee rocks! It will take a village of bloggers to find someone worthy enough for our gal pal. Bring it on!!
Come on, Lincee! What are you afraid of???
DO IT! What do you have to lose?!
Totally!! Lincee would be awesome being pimped!!
Go for it girl!!
Lincee would make a great catch. Pimp her but PLEASE unlock this thing so she can do her recap! NEED THE RECAP!!!
Heck yes! She’ll be beating them away with a stick.
Lincee is AWESOME and would get/deserve some great guys!
YES!!! Lincee might be the funniest person alive. She needs to be pimped!
Oh yes, this is a great idea! I only *know* Lincee from this blog lol, but think this is an amazing suggestion. I can’t wait to follow her journey every step of the way.
It’s Lincee’s turn!! PIMP her out!
Thanks for all the comments! Well over a 100 now, so I think the verdict is in! This WILL HAPPEN now. I am working on a series of questions for her, so everyone can get to know her a little better, as well as what she is looking for. As for the latest recap, she is writing it now, so it should be up shortly, so no worries on that front . . . I didn’t lock her out from posting it.
webMAN-
Brilliant use (or abuse) of your webmaster skills and power!
Lincee-
Best of luck. I think this will keep me reading until the bachelor season starts. I would love to see you set up a speed date/cocktail party of your own. and have your friends write a recap. go all out!
Pimp Lincee! Pimp Lincee! Pimp Lincee! Pimp Lincee!
Yes! Pimp Lincee! I LOVE this blog – so hilarious!!!
Absolutely! Lincee is frigin hilarious! Pimp her out!
Yes Please! I hope we can get Reid…someone’s gotta have a connection:)
my favorite part: “Kip tells the ABC psychotherapist that he is hurting and wonders why strange liquid is squeezing from his eyes. She explains that these are called “tears” and that he should embrace the moment. He’s experiencing growth and has just taken a leap of faith. “
Yes, Yes, Yes!!!!! Please pimp Lincee!!!!
YES!
OH.MY.AWESOMENESS!!! DO IT!!!!!
Yes! No one deserves happiness more than the girl who makes hundreds–nay, thousands!–of us smile and laugh every week! You worked hard to create your fan base, so now it’s time to enjoy the benefits (i.e. the brothers, cousins and friends)!!!
Pimp. Her. Out!
Another vote for YES!!!! I think OHCH should be involved and maybe get Reid into the action. I hear he is available. In the mean time, I shall scope all the eligible bachelors in my counseling program (and just for clarification–it will be those wanting to be counselors not getting counseling…not that there is anything wrong with that…just saying!)
Who knows Reid? Let’s pimp Lincee to him.
Definitely a YES from me.
I love the ideas I’ve read so far. Call OHCH and get him on the selection committee.
I’ve never commented before (though I adore reading!), but YES, I’m all for it. It’s only fair!
This is my first comment – although I faithfully read – and DEFINITELY agree. Somebody, PLEASE get this girl a man?!
Oooooh, c’mon, she doesn’t “need” a man- let’s just call it what it is and admit that we just want her to write about the dates because it would be hilarious!!! Ok- seriously though, Lincee- it would be so fun! So you meet some new guys, no biggie- you could find your HTC Reid!
Coming out of lurkdom to say, “Do it, Lincee!” This is a great idea
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!?! Yes! Do it! Dooooooo eeeeeeetttt! Lincee! Lincee! Lincee!!!
Lincee, coming from a sister in Christ – we both know that our Lord uses many different resources to open doors to us and this.is.a.door! Please open it!
yes!! But do her readers get to be part of the committee??
BEST IDEA EVER. Seriously.
Apparently there is a poll on abc.com where you can vote for the next Bachelor – Jake is in the lead. Does anyone know Jillian’s blog site address
Do it!!!! I have a guy in mind!!!!
Absolutely! Best wishes to you, Lincee. Thank you for the laughs you give every week. You deserve much happiness.
Do it Lincee! You deserve your pick of guys with 9 packs
Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!!
Let’s get Reid and Lincee together!
YES.
done and done.
I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY…
I dont even know you aside from these posts and I already know that you deserve someone to laugh at you in person…someone to take you to dinners in Spain (and not mention how a pigeon has NO FOOT) but instead to look at you and laugh with you and try and say “I’m Big”…….so MAYBE we should just find Reid?!
and of course you deserve someone to LOVE you cause we all do!!!
Lincee is so hilarious and I think it might be hard to find someone to match her awesomeness–but that said–
TEAM REID!!!
I say go for it! Lincee deserves a great guy!
Absolutely!! GREAT idea, webMAN! Let the pimping of Lincee begin!!!
so u hijacked the site and prevented her from editing…hmmm….ok. sure.
I wish Lincee was the real Bachelorette!
Katy- he prevented her from editing his post… Not the site.
All I ever wanted was for our little Lincee to be happy:) Pimp the girl out! C’mon WebMan, why haven’t you already done this????
Definitely yes!! I wondered why someone hadn’t done that for her already!!
Lincee and Reid sitting in a tree, k – i – s – s – i – n – g, first comes loves then comes marriage….
Go Lincee! Great idea, webman!
OK, now that Reid is available, we need to set him up with Lincee! TEAM REID AND LINCEE!!!
Fabulous idea webman!
LINCEE! LINCEE! LINCEE!!
You know we will be hear to read the recaps of your dates.
I agree wholeheartly!
All right greenbeaners, I am not sure how many straight men read this blog, but there has to be at least a few. Send in your profiles so we can see if any of you pass muster. Ladies – time to shine. You did a great job for me and Lawrence of Suburbia. It is time for the queen bee to be in the spotlight.
Just think about all the witty conversation followed by scores of good-looking, well behaved children you will have together if it goes well.
P I M P that girl out! I’ve read the recaps since the e-mail days when she lived in Dallas, and am a huge fan. She really seems like an amazing person who deserves some happiness in that department.
YAY!!!!
Yeeah!! I want Lincee to find love with someone as awesome as she is!
Absolutely YES YES YES!
i have a couple texas guys in mind for lincee. they will most likely not be good enough based on how cool lincee is… but it’s worth a shot! let me know where to send their info. i am a pimp mama!
Do it!! Then, we need to find Reid to be the object of the pimping.
Lincee – You’ve gotta do this! I think you’re great, a lot of people think you’re great and there’s a great guy out there who’s gonna think you’re great. Go for it, girl!
DEFINITELY…YES!!!!!
Yay! and let us watch on YouTube
>>>> Rushing in late to stuff vote #162 in the box of Lincee LOVE!
I’ve never commented before, but I think Lincee should definitely do this! She seems like a great person and it would be wonderful to find a great guy for her!!
webMAN! Where do we submit profile info? I already have the OK from a co-worker of mine!
I just posted a new post, that explains Monday we will begin. As mentioned in that post, you can submit people via my “e-mail webMAN” link on the home page. Thanks all!!!!!!
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