Fellow Baylor graduate and proud uncle of SGT Cole, David Newton Cole, is producing a movie in Shreveport, LA.  TMZ reports that Mr. Cole fired his director, Pruit Taylor Vince, over “creative differences” and the indignant prima donna had to be removed from the set by police.

You may know Vince as the morbidly obese man from last season of “House.”  He also won an Emmy for his role as a serial killer from an 80’s thing.

The movie is “Cameraman.”  Make sure to see it and support SGT Cole’s future trust fund so he can lend me enough money to write my award-winning book that allows me to travel the world, meet all the Green Beaners and sit in Ellen’s guest chair.  She will fall in love with my quit whit and stellar sense of humor and make it her life goal to find me a man that can make me laugh for the rest of my life.

Clearly, my future happiness is in your hands.  DON’T BLOW IT.

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  1. Jenny Said,

    Lincee – I would LOVE to see you on Ellen someday. I’ll do what I can to support that goal! :) /So, what is your book going to be about? Can I get an advance copy? (I’ll pay double.)

  2. fan in H-Town Said,

    So keep us beaners posted on when the “Cameraman” movie comes out, & I’m sure we’ll do what we can to support the trust fund & your future fame!

  3. Susie Said,

    Lince – does “quit wit” mean it just never stops?! I’m in agreement with that!

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