iHateGreenBeans

1. fan in H-Town Said,

   AAAAAAAAAAAAA-MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bring on the shirtless skit!!!

2. True Said,

   Good Lord yes! I feel like such a dirty old woman considering I could have baby sat someone his age when I was in highschool. YIKES.

   OH! And can we please talk about Glee??? It was AWESOME last night! Mr. Schu makes me swoon.

3. Brittany Said,

   AMEN!!!!!! =.)

4. Erin Said,

   And Bon Jovi is performing! Talk about a great show!!

5. SC Said,

   Ok, totally random story that will probably not come off as funny, but I can’t stop laughing over it- and it has to do with Bon Jovi.

   I know this guy who is a VP/COO of a very large, national company that’s based here in the city I live in, in FL. He’s nice as can be, ultra-conservative, funny, and the handsomest 50 year old man (we’ll call him D)I’ve ever met. I mean…it’s as inappropriate to oogle him the way I do as a lot of you do to Taylor Lautner, hehe! Anyway, my long-distance bf just got a job through D, and we’re buddies with him. We’re out drinking beer with him one night, playing trivia, and D was HAMMERED. So we had to answer the following question: “Which Brittish singer timed his album release with Apollo 13′s launch because the song was about it” or something like that. (the answer was David Bowie, song was “Major Tom”). At that moment, as we’re hemming and hawing, D turns to us and goes, “Oh, I know it. It was F— You, by Bon Jovi!” We just sat there in utter shock for a minute and then died laughing. Now we look at each other now and then and say, “What was that song by Bon Jovi? The one about the astronauts?” “F— You!”

   Again, sorry, probably not funny, but it cracks me up everytime I think of it

6. Chickpea Said,

   BRUTAL Lincee… the 2nd video is from HULU and can’t be streamed outside the U.S. (

   I can’t see any ABC stuff either, so I am fairly screwed re: Bachelor/ette. Sigh.

   (Not in Canada fyi, in UK…)

7. Diane Said,

   I was team edward until i saw the abs… errr… I mean the movie. REEEE-DIC-U-LOUS!!!!! Love me some Jacob now!!!

8. Susan Said,

   I won the SNL lottery and will be in the audience watching little Taylor LIVE! So excited! Team Jacob!

9. saggleo Said,

   SC – I laughed! Good story!

10. Emily Said,

    Amen!! Team Jacob all the way. I’m sure it will be a great show, he seems like such a sweet guy – so even if he’s not that funny, at least I can say “aw…he’s so nice!”

11. Leslie from Austin Said,

    I generally don’t like Taylor Swift just for the principal of the matter and because I am a little tired of her, like I am tired of Angelina BUT that video was hilarious. Made me like her just a little.

    Team Jacob.

12. SGT Cole Said,

    So I’m back at work, up here in Pennsylvania. One of our soldiers was reading some lame vampire book “Dante’s blah blah whatever.” One of the senior sergeants found a “New Moon” calendar with the gayest picture ever of that squity-eyed ripped dude (Tyler? Taylor? Tristen?) Whatever his pretentious little name is, anyways – the dude had a good sense of humor about it and now we have a rocking New Moon calender hanging in the office at the armory! Fun times.

13. AggieFan Said,

    SGT Cole, you crack me up! You can still hold on to your manhood and admit when another guy has it goin’ on. It’s okay. Really…..

    Susan, you can’t leave us hanging!!!! How was it live??????

14. Courtney Said,

    I’ve gotta say, I wish I had a rockin’ New Moon calendar hanging in my office in PA! Although, since I work in a high school, I’d probably get in trouble for drooling over a boy that’s the same age as the students.

15. sc Said,

    I bought the book ages ago, at the beginning of the year and didn’t realize until my grandma returned it at Thanksgiving (yes she borrowed it) that it had a movie poster. I showed it to my 15 year old cousin and she and her little sister proceeded to shriek and scream over it for 20 minutes. My 32 year old cousin jokingly said she was going to keep it, and I swear, it almost turned into a bloody battle. Oops. My bad.

16. sc Said,

    Oh. My. Awesomeness. Just now watching our little Taylor Lautner on SNL. Dying lauhing at his opening! Anyone else see it?

17. SGT Cole Said,

    There’s nothing all that bad about any of the above celebrities per se – they are all (especially Taylor Swift) suffering from some serious over-exposure. Remember Kirk Cameron from the 80′s? Same deal. People (including me) don’t hate them, we just hate hearing about them 50 times a day.

    Speaking of overexposed – we need a blog about Tiger Woods. I’d love to hear greenbeaners rant about this one. How about it? Let’s all put some pressure on Lincee to write about this. One guy, 400 girls…it is sort of like The Bachelor, no?

18. proudmama Said,

    AMEN!

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