All I want for Christmas: Volume 4

Is for one of my many catch phrases to be featured on the hot sauce packets at Taco Bell.

I’m submitting:

– All about the shame, not the fame.
– When life hands you lemons, add Vodka.
– I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
– Our family gene pool could use a little chlorine.
– The trouble with life is that there’s no background music.

Any other suggestions?

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wotto
wotto

how about

“you will probably regret this”
“diarrhea in a packet ”
“how exactly does one ring a taco bell?”
“if variety is the spice of life, then this sauce sucks”
“you really should raise your expectations”

nancy
nancy

“Squeeze me”
“Hotter than Crap Sauce”
or my personal favorite…
“I just threw up a little bit in my mouth”

Jeanne
Jeanne

-The gift that keeps on giving
-The difference between this place and the Titanic is the Titanic had a band
-Eat now pay later
-The trouble with trouble is, it always starts out as fun

atl
atl

I think the family gene pool could be a huge success.

rockpaperscissors
rockpaperscissors

Just do something- even if it’s wrong
It is what it is
Short trip to insanity
Is I blue, is I blue-everybody ’round the house says I’s blue

Cindy
Cindy

smile – it’s everyone wonder what you’ve been up to.

Cindy
Cindy

well — let’s try this again — smile – it makes everyone wonder what you’ve been up to.

Todd
Todd

Procrastinate now.

Tina A.
Tina A.

Laugh and the world laugh’s with you. Fart and you stand alone.

MarriedWithEyes
MarriedWithEyes

If ignorance is bliss why aren’t more people happy?

Aunt B
Aunt B

a little dab won’t do ya…..

a little dab of squirts….

19Lancaster
19Lancaster

Everyone’s doing it.

Jude
Jude

If it’s not one thing….it’s your mother!

SGT Cole
SGT Cole

How about “My cousin is a wuss yankee for eating this mild sauce.” I am so ashamed of you Lincee.

HayleyHB
HayleyHB

You need Ali yelling- You’re going to regret this – the way she yelled at the wrestler
And definitely- Guard and Protect your heart or heartburn?

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