All I want for Christmas: Volume 4

Is for one of my many catch phrases to be featured on the hot sauce packets at Taco Bell.

I’m submitting:

– All about the shame, not the fame.
– When life hands you lemons, add Vodka.
– I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
– Our family gene pool could use a little chlorine.
– The trouble with life is that there’s no background music.

Any other suggestions?


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