All I want for Christmas: Volume 4

Is for one of my many catch phrases to be featured on the hot sauce packets at Taco Bell.

I’m submitting:

– All about the shame, not the fame.
– When life hands you lemons, add Vodka.
– I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
– Our family gene pool could use a little chlorine.
– The trouble with life is that there’s no background music.

Any other suggestions?

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wotto
wotto
December 15, 2010 6:00 pm

how about

“you will probably regret this”
“diarrhea in a packet ”
“how exactly does one ring a taco bell?”
“if variety is the spice of life, then this sauce sucks”
“you really should raise your expectations”

nancy
nancy
December 15, 2010 10:08 pm

“Squeeze me”
“Hotter than Crap Sauce”
or my personal favorite…
“I just threw up a little bit in my mouth”

Jeanne
Jeanne
December 15, 2010 11:16 pm

-The gift that keeps on giving
-The difference between this place and the Titanic is the Titanic had a band
-Eat now pay later
-The trouble with trouble is, it always starts out as fun

atl
atl
December 16, 2010 11:10 am

I think the family gene pool could be a huge success.

rockpaperscissors
rockpaperscissors
December 16, 2010 11:40 am

Just do something- even if it’s wrong
It is what it is
Short trip to insanity
Is I blue, is I blue-everybody ’round the house says I’s blue

Cindy
Cindy
December 16, 2010 11:13 pm

smile – it’s everyone wonder what you’ve been up to.

Cindy
Cindy
December 16, 2010 11:14 pm

well — let’s try this again — smile – it makes everyone wonder what you’ve been up to.

Todd
Todd
December 17, 2010 10:07 am

Procrastinate now.

Tina A.
Tina A.
December 17, 2010 10:54 am

Laugh and the world laugh’s with you. Fart and you stand alone.

MarriedWithEyes
MarriedWithEyes
December 17, 2010 10:57 am

If ignorance is bliss why aren’t more people happy?

Aunt B
Aunt B
December 17, 2010 1:51 pm

a little dab won’t do ya…..

a little dab of squirts….

19Lancaster
19Lancaster
December 17, 2010 3:52 pm

Everyone’s doing it.

Jude
Jude
December 18, 2010 12:33 am

If it’s not one thing….it’s your mother!

SGT Cole
SGT Cole
December 20, 2010 12:21 am

How about “My cousin is a wuss yankee for eating this mild sauce.” I am so ashamed of you Lincee.

HayleyHB
HayleyHB
December 21, 2010 9:57 pm

You need Ali yelling- You’re going to regret this – the way she yelled at the wrestler
And definitely- Guard and Protect your heart or heartburn?

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