Bachelor Farmer: Who will ride his tractor?

Bachelor Farmer

We interrupt my December holiday wish list posts for some breaking Bachelor Farmer news. ABC has finally posted the bios of 30 bachelorettes vying for the opportunity to secure a one-way ticket to LA, shake hands with Our Host Chris Harrison (lucky) and turn on the charm full force for the chance to be a Hot Farmer’s wife in Iowa. The website provides a quick glance of the ladies’ credentials before showcasing their head shot in bright tank tops and peasant blouses.

Naturally, I have thoughts.
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What do y’all think? Who stands out most from this information alone? Who doesn’t stand a chance from this information alone?

Tomorrow I will share my top picks based on a quick glance of their photo and full bio. Here’s hoping one or two look like they would enjoy a rousing game of Ghost in the Graveyard every night for the rest of their lives.

You go Farmer!

UPDATE: Some Guy in Austin just posted his thoughts. Why yes, they are saucy…

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Sincethebeginning
Sincethebeginning

Yaaaaaaaay! I can’t wait! SPED teacher to win. They can find jobs anywhere…always in high-need! Can’t wait! It premiers on my bday this year! Happy birthday to me!

Betsy
Betsy

I’m a sped teacher myself but how I can not support cadaver tissue saleswoman, Reegan? Surely they have dead bodies at the Field of Dreams?

Lincee

HILARIOUS!

Barb
Barb

Just looking at the group photo, it looks like they selected some really cute/pretty girls for Chris. Can NOT wait for the season to start!

Lincee

It’s going to be soooo good. Yee haw!

Lincee

It’s going to be sooo good.

Jen

Sincethebeginning…Jan 5th is my birthday also! Cheers to us! πŸ™‚

Lincee, YOU are the reason I still watch these train wrecks. Thank you for the starting the season early!!

Lincee

You are very kind Jen. Thank you!

rachel
rachel

YAY! I can’t wait to read more recaps!!! This was already super funny! πŸ™‚

My favorite… “I love when contestants are ‘former’ somethings…they typically go far.”

HAHAHA!

Lincee

Thanks Rachel!

Connie
Connie

Love the title, Lincee!

Colleen

I am so excited for this next season! I truly hope Chris finds his wife…but I am looking forward to the drama filled train wrecks that are bound to happen! πŸ˜‰

Looking forward to your next post!

Lincee

The drama is my favorite party too Colleen!

Pat
Pat

Please, no models, singers, actresses or former cheerleaders. Cadaver Tissue Sales? Who knew there was such a profession? I hope Chris will be serious enough to not fall for the one who’s trying to promote herself.

Jeanne
Jeanne

Well I’m going to vote for the bartender, mostly because I plan to drink a lot during this season.

Ann
Ann

My votes at this point for the ones who won’t make it are the two who, in their list of things they “cannot do without” listed “the ocean.” Either those two were absent in geography class the day they studied Iowa, or they didn’t watch last season to see where our Farmer is from!

I simply cannot wait for more info on the cadaver tissue sales rep. It seems to me that this product would sort of sell itself. If you need cadaver tissue, you need it, and a sales pitch wouldn’t seem to matter.

Just going by the bios, I have to be for the guidance counselor from Austin, Texas (being from Austin myself). At least it sounds like a legit job.

Lincee, cannot wait to hear your take on them in more detail!

AO
AO

OHCH has been busy. He’s writing a romance novel πŸ™‚ Out next Spring:

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/22752728-the-perfect-letter

Erin
Erin

Lincee, did you know that GQ did an interview with OHCH? http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201501/chris-harrison-bachelor

Looks like you got some competition! πŸ™‚

Manders
Manders

I looked at all the ladies official pics… do they all look a bit photoshopped?

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