Bachelor goulash – a little bit of everything in this post

My heart aches for the millions of people who are suffering and struggling in Haiti.  Whether it’s financially or prayerfully, I encourage you to support them in this desperate time of need.

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This week was chock-full of Bachelor related random news.  I decided to go ahead and throw it all out on the table so we can discuss the crazy train-wreck of a show we all love to hate on.  

Let’s begin!

Photo Surfaces of Roz’s Producer Snuggling Friend

Look at this!  He seems like a jolly good fella.  He seems to be happy and laughing.  We know he has a great job.  Wait—he had a great job at ABC.  He must be charming with a great personality in order to snag one of the hottest chicks in Jake’s harem.  True, he might be lacking in the integrity department.  I’m just saying.  But I have to admit that in the looks department?  Jake wins.  Those teeth.  Those eyes.  I know we can’t see them, but those abs!  TEAM JAKE!  

 Bachelor Bob Splits with Wife

 According to, Bachelor Bob has split with his All My Childrenwife.  The news story explains that they will forever be BFFs, still call each other every day, are saddened by the separation and neither have yet to file for divorce.  

 Are you thinking what I’m thinking?  

 Bachelor Bob is going to be joining the frivolity of those invited to THE BACHELOR PAD!  Or he’s gay.  I’m not sure.

 Speaking of…


 No one.  I repeat…NO ONE is as excited about this show as I am.  It’s going to be a gloriously embarrassing one hour each week that will both make me hide under my couch while shouting, “OH NO HE/SHE DIDN’T!!!” at the TV.  Can.  Not.  Wait.

 I can’t even begin to choose my dream team of contestants.  There are too many!  Off the top of my head, I would say Hotter than Crap Brad, Reid Kyptinite and Bob the Bachelor.  And don’t get me started on the girls…

 What do you guys think?  Will you tune in to this show?  If so, who are your picks?

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January 15, 2010 11:56 am

Lincee- YES! I just read about Bachelor Bob! I hate to say this, but my first thought was -I think he is seperated from his wife JUST BEACAUSE he heard about the new show!! (He wants in!!) I know – that is so mean- sorry Beaners…..Also- really? THAT is the producer behind all this brew-ha-ha? HHmmmmm….

January 15, 2010 11:59 am

Matt Grant, please and thank you! (If Shayne’s reality show bombs, she’ll be looking for a new method of self-promotion, too . . . hmm . . . put them BOTH on this show!? Now that would be some tele-vision, haaa!) Roz and Wes! Yes!! ha haaaaaa! Can’t wait – – this show will be the trainwreck of the decade (which is only 15 days old!). Way to start off 2010, ABC. Way.To.Go. This may be the last season of LOST (weep!) but with continuing Bachelor goodness, that might hurt a little less. Maybe. ohh, Lincee – we should’ve known… Read more »

January 15, 2010 12:37 pm,2933,583082,00.html

I did this yesterday morning! So glad to be a part of helping, even if it is in a small way. Text the word Haiti to 90999 and $10 will be deducted from your next cell phone bill and contributed directly to the Red Cross for Haitian relief efforts. The Red Cross will send you a confirmation text asking you to confirm your donation. You have to reply text the word YES or you they will not charge you and you won’t be a part of donating!

January 15, 2010 12:47 pm

I agree with JennJam, Matt Grant, please and thank you!!

It’s pretty sad how much I’m looking forward to this show!!

old fan
old fan
January 15, 2010 12:48 pm

heard the Red Cross has already gotten 9 million in text donations…. wonderful bachelor pad has the potential to be the best trash tv ever !! can not wait! loved Tina Fabulous from way back when. It would be fun to have the woman with the rotting eggs. Of course the cute guys mentioned by Lincee. Wes for sure. Roz and Wes would be amaaaaazing together. Bob? eh, do I remember that I liked him before he was the Bach? Mary Mary, with the anger/drinking issues? Tiara Erica for sure. Not Deanna, please. Her 15 min. are over. Not Jesse.… Read more »

Josh in Indy
Josh in Indy
January 15, 2010 12:58 pm

I hope they’ll bring in Elizabeth from Nebraska. According to Reality Steve, she’s off soon. Plus I’d like to see how her values are examined in the show.

Another gal I’d like to see is the other Elizabeth from Jake’s season, the Elizabeth in the Air Force. She’s awesome, but unfortunately didn’t make the first cut.

January 15, 2010 1:01 pm

Just goes to show that looks aren’t everything, I guess? Is she dating him now?

Silly ABC.

January 15, 2010 1:25 pm

Anyone think Reid would agree to be on Bachelor Pad? As much as I’d looove an excuse to see him back on the small screen for a couple more months, I somehow think that this might be beneath him.

I’d love to see Crazy Shannon on this show. And Ti-Erica!

January 15, 2010 1:48 pm

#5 old fan…Fred…but he’s with one of the other bach’ette contestants….and he can’t come on here!! No way…that would just ruin the Fred love!!!

January 15, 2010 1:50 pm

No spoiler info please.

January 15, 2010 1:50 pm

Can’t wait for the Bachelor Pad! For guys, I would want – Breakdancer Mike (and his twin), Matt Grant, Charlie from Season 1, Blob (Bob), Jesse the snowboarder. For girls – definitely Tina Fabulous. Also, there was a crazy crazy tall girl from the Jesse Palmer season I think. She had short black hair… and she came back after she was kicked off to crash a date. She was awesome-crazy. No Deanna please!!

January 15, 2010 1:50 pm

Trish, the thong-wearing key-handing-out dish
Erica, the princess
Shannon, the crazy stalker
Egg Rotter
I like Bears
Tina Fabulous
Monkey Shawn

Jeremy from Texas
Wes, that shall not be named
Angry Boy Cheese Ass from Jillian’s season
Jesse the wine maker dude
Oh my awesomeness Mike

January 15, 2010 2:25 pm

Says on Jesse’s website that he will be on the Bachelor Pad. Click on link below and it is the 2nd and 3rd story down I believe.

January 15, 2010 2:37 pm

Oh my gosh! I forgot about I Like Bears! Bring back Sadie! I loved her! Oh, also, Hilary from HTC Brad’s season. haha. I still laugh about that bleeped out monologue she did of what she wanted Brad to do to her. Classy!

January 15, 2010 2:41 pm

Jesse’s on it? I knew that guy was a TV whore. I saw a clip of him (you know, how he likes to do those webcam diaries, or whatever they are) about the whole Roz scandal saying so much goes on at these shows that the audience has no clue about. I wasn’t sure if he meant ABC is sneaky, or the contestants are always doing naughty things. Either way, he must have liked it if he’s ready for another heaping of the Bachelor crazy train.

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