Bachelor in Paradise recap: Did you know Tia likes Colton?
Hello fellow BIP-watchers! Entertainment Weekly was kind enough to let me recap the season 5 premiere of Bachelor in Paradise and I was happy to fill in for the night. Please know that this is a one-time deal. I will always love recapping the Bachelor franchise on my website and will never stop unless Our Host Chris Harrison personally asks me to.
No one has ever looked that good on an inflatable pink parrot. I bet he smells of sun, sand, surf, tequila, and adventure.