Bachelor Jake: Episode 1

The recap will be up as soon as I dig out my flight attendant outfit from my costume box. 

And please let the record show that it is a vintage American Airlines outfit.  It’s not one you buy from the “adult” section during Halloween at Party City.

In the meantime, SOUND OFF on last night’s cleavage in the comment section.

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Beens
Beens

oh, this is going to be a crazy season! Here we go! Michelle is definately the “nut” of the house. What’s-her-name that had to have a friend teach her how to complimentary, yeah, I really don’t like her. Can’t believe he kept her. Can’t wait for the recap.

Ready for Take Off
Ready for Take Off

Am I really the first commenter??? I thought the episode was classic. I literall called Jake a “cheese-ass” outloud while watching the show by myself! I love the plane crash we are about to witness. can wait for all the divorcess and single mothers and sluts to start showing their true colors. I like Ali and Elizabeth from NE (go Huskers!). Can’t wait for the Lincee take to make me laugh and relive the horror all over again! Anyone else think Ed was wishing he could change places…(lip licking – I am just sayin…..)

Ready for Take Off
Ready for Take Off

You beat me beens!

Heathagirl03
Heathagirl03

It’s going to be a train wreck of a season, and I won’t be able to stop watching! Good batch of crazies for sure. I have a feeling that Jake wants to be married so badly, that in the end, any girl will do. OH, and I’ve come to the conclusion that there are 2 requirements to make the show: big fake boobs, and a high ranking on the crazy scale.

Lolly
Lolly

Oh ready for takoff, I could not have said it better…from cheese-ass to Ed…how creepy was it that Ed was interviewing all of the women…I do love Jilly but Ed was creepy. As for the plane crash that this season is going to be, I spent half of the night with my face behind the pillow cringing. I cannot believe he did not keep that nice girl from Washington who did not know how to dress…Elizabeth I think. Loving Ali, which of course means that she will be number 3!

Aunt B
Aunt B

Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh, my! Are you having trouble finding a starting place? There’s just so very much wrong with this crop of wannabes. Start with the cheesy props at intros. Or Vienna Sausage (Weenie) fake tripping. The tears of the psycho. The evil ojo of the psycho. The Jake’s frickin’ big motorcyle helmet. Or the cheap leather jacket over the suit. The Cambodian Queen who embarassed her entire ethnic community.

Just get after it. The waitin’s killing me!

Beeb
Beeb

Is it just me, or did Channy look like the Asian girl from Flava of Love? And why Ed and Jill this early on? Jill kinda oogs me out more than Ed. Ed made me laugh when they were talking about ‘trying for a dog’ and ‘she’s off the pill’

The cheesy intros the girls did this time were truly horrible! It was so bad, I got my husband to watch in horror

L
L

This is going to be a season full of great material! With the “dramatic” last rose give away to crazy Michelle, I gave a fist pump and whispered out loud YES CRAZY TOWN! That girl cracks me up already! Can’t wait for the recap!

KatDC
KatDC

Poor Channy the Cambodian Tranny – sharing your vajayjay info with Pilot Jake was not the way to get a rose. And what was with all the hoochie mama, fall-off-if-you-sneeze dresses, tatas hanging out everywhere, and bad “You got a license for those” pick up lines? Since when did this show lose its class….oh, that’s right…nevermind. Lincee, can’t wait to see what you come up with this time. I really watch this show just so I can read your blog! Actually, my whole office does the same thing!

Rebecca
Rebecca

seriously, there were WAY too many parts of last night that I was just to embarrased to watch. Like, how in the first 5 minutes every single girl they were interviewing managed to find a way to bare most of her body! And, is it top gun? I couldn’t decide if all those shots of him on the beach with his motorcycle were supposed to be Ice Man or Maverick. In the words of my husband… “it’s just like every other season…crazy chicks, “one on one” dates, private concert, some expensive jewlery one lucky girl gets to wear for the night, that one really super crazy chick that makes the others look kinda normal…” I’m buckling my seatbelt for the assuredly turbulent ride! 🙂

Holly

Christina (the resident biotch) said it best when she said “The tatas came out to play.” Haha, OMG I think all but maybe 3 girls had some inhancements to the chest region. This season is going to be fantastic for some crazy tv moments. The casting people got some gems this season.

Tracy
Tracy

What a season we have in store!! Can’t wait to find out who the slut is! I am predicting that it’s either Rozlyn, Ashleigh or Gia… so it probably isn’t. Lovin’ Ali! And why did he keep the creep?? Vienna is a nut, can’t wait to watch her. I know Christina claims to not get along with girls and I can see why, but she is going to be fun to watch too. Team Ali.

jen
jen

not sure i can stomach this season. worst ever. can’t wait for the recap

newfan
newfan

Boobs were OUT last night and what was with the dress slits up to THERE? I saw ya-ya for sure! I like Jake! He is the classic “good guy” that you want to like but don’t go out with again because you think you’ll be bored and you want someone with more of an “edge”. He’ll make a great husband and father to someone who is just as sweet, adores his values and lacks the “edge” herself. My bets are on Tensley and I think the nanny will go far.

Bee
Bee

I wonder where ABC found a woman and asked her to come on the bachelor but to have a relationship with one of the camera man. I can’t buy that it isn’t a complete set up because every season they try and make the show more and more dramatic. Anyone have a guess on who it is? I am excited for all the crazies that Jake picked.

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