Bachelor Pad Recap: Episode 1

There was something called “a hook-up harness” in last night’s episode.

The recap will be up as soon as I recover from THAT viewing experience.  As always, let me know your thoughts from the Bachelor Pad 2 debut.  Surely you have something to say since it was THREE HOURS LONG. (Really ABC?  Was that really necessary?)

Sound off in the comment section.  I’ll be posting this afternoon.

TEAM AMES!

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NYGal
NYGal

No way is Vienna legitimately afraid of Jake. She looks like she could beat the crap out of him. What a drama queen.

Leslie
Leslie

“Protect” = drink!

Jennifer H.

My very favorite thing in the whole world was when Kasey said Justin “Rated-R” was “schematic.”

Team Ames!

Lorraine
Lorraine

It’s official, the words protect and guard have officially replaced journey as the most overused words on this show. I was really hoping for a triple elimination last night. Jake, Vienna, and Casey should have gone home last night. What a trio of tools.
I agree with you NYGal, there is no way Vienna is terrified of Jake. If she were that scared of him, she wouldn’t have been taking off all of her clothes and jumping into bed with Casey.
I forgot how much I’ve missed Grahm’s abs I say let’s have more of that and less Jake, and Vienna.

karen
karen

I don’t even know where to start! Its like high school big brother.

Twi

Two words: “Erica’s dancing”

Wait, one more…”Wow”

Irishwind
Irishwind

Didn’t see Jake in the previews for the rest of the season. Just a voice over. Any bets he’s gone next week?

Ella, evey time you mention your kid, or being a single mom as your motivation, I’m taking drink. Please think of my liver.

And the return of the Mask! Staying after the credits is the best part of the show.

Megan C.
Megan C.

I didn’t see william in any of the previews, I think his time is short lived.

kdaisy1110
kdaisy1110

Agree….the return of the Mask was the best part of the show!!!

Bearls
Bearls

Ames and Lea-Michelle-wanna-be?? Oh dear lord this screams Glee guest star

Liana
Liana

Favorite line of the night, when Krasey said “I’m going to take a Jake and wipe my Pavelka” LOL
Vienna is a huge drama queen, no way is she afraid of Jake, but that is her way of manipulating Krazey and the others to feel sorry for her.
“Hook-up harness” = Gross
Krasey and Vienna making out in an x-rated grainy video = Gross
Ames is trying to prove he is a MAN! Team Ames, Yay!!

Reno
Reno

Return of the Mask! Anyone know where I can see a video clip of when he was sitting on the toilet talking to Bentley, reading the want ads??? That was the all-time pinnacle of the Bachelor franchise for me.

Shelburj
Shelburj

I will say that I am choosing to look away from the train wreck for this Bachelor installment, but I can’t wait to read the recaps! 🙂

Susie
Susie

Jake is back with his fake staged little ITM’s, trying to undo all the damage to his reputation after the Vienna breakup debacle….he’s just so into himself and he’s a LOSER! So is Vienna, Rated-R and most of the others on this skanky show. What in the world is Ames doing on it? I almost have lost a little respect for him for even appearing on this show. Jackie definitely has a split personality, from her sweet persona on the show to her bitchy, foul language rant at Michelle on The Women Tell All. I will choose to just read Lincee’s recaps; this was the first Bachelor Pad I’ve ever seen and it’s really low class soft porn. Gross!

allymcbeal44
allymcbeal44

I spent most of the THREE HOURS yelling at the TV!!!!!!!!!!!! please let me out of my misery and send Casey and Vienna HOME HOME HOME!!!!

The mask at the end was hillarious!!!!!

can’t wait for the recap!!! only reason i watched!!!

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