Bachelor Pad Recap: Episode 5

Harrison:  “Kasey…what feature will Vienna’s ex-boyfriends miss about her the most?”

Vienna’s response:  “MY BOOBS!”

Kasey’s response:  “Her teeth.”

I’m going to give you some time to let that information soak in.  The recap will be up shortly.

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heartpursuer
heartpursuer
8 years ago

Kasey and Vienna made no attempt to mask their smirks at the rose ceremony after it became clear they broke their promise to the banished couple. What a class act.

And as truly odd and sad as Erica may be, I will miss her no-filters reflections on life and BP contestants.

Mari
Mari
8 years ago

Good Morning Lincee! i have the honor of being the first to comment! So just a few observations… Vienna continues to show all the ugly qualities we saw in her on the Bachelor with Jake. As wierd as Erica is, she is right on when she said Vienna needs to go back to the trailer park. She is white trash. She and Kasey deserve each other…but I dont give their relationship a chance of making it down the aisle. Also, how strange when Vienna got the rose and said “I got it, I got it, I got a rose” or… Read more »

Irishwind
Irishwind
8 years ago

Kasey was really painful to watch. I couldn’t understand half of what he was saying. And getting aggressive with Snausage for not ‘snuggling’. Plus the acne. Dude, lay off the steroids.

Another Michelle/Grom fan. I love how they smoked the contest. She has done a 180 for me since Brad 2.0. But I am concerned that she skipped the kissing contest because of the message it would send to her daughter, but got it on in a hot tub with a guy she barely knows.

Kristen
Kristen
8 years ago

Ew….Kasey sniffing his fingers as he said he could smell the win. It seemed like he was trying to smell something else.
barf.

JL
JL
8 years ago

Michele & Graham made me laugh so hard during the nearlywed game! I loved Michelle during her season and I love her more now. She is hysterical.

Rooster1
Rooster1
8 years ago

Oh my where to begin! Does anyone watch The Soup? They have these awesome Kasey and Vienna puppets – hilarious! Blake, Blake, Blake…..poor Blake – i have never seen a bigger train wreck play out on TV in my life. I felt so sorry for him 1 having to go on the romantic date to the dungeon w/ Erica and 2 suffering through the dinner and “conversation” they were having. I laughed the whole time. However – how stupid giving the rosesto Kasey and Vienna – really? For that you deserve to go home. I hope things work out for… Read more »

Lorraine
Lorraine
8 years ago

I was blown away by Grahm and Michelle’s diabolical plan to win “The Nearlywed Show”. Their plan was brilliant. I don’t think I would have been able to remember all of the answers. They both got big points in my book for pulling that off. Was anyone else amazed by the amount of booze and mixers that were sitting out on the the counter? Simply amazing that noone was sent to the ER for alcohol poisoning. Finally, who’s going to see “What’s your number?” opening weekend? I’m not an Anna Faris fan but, I do love Chris Evans and I… Read more »

Jess
Jess
8 years ago

Mari – I had to fast forward through Vienna’s “I got a rose” gloat/chant. It was unbearable for me to watch.

Lorraine – yes about all that alcohol! I actually rewound one scene where someone, maybe Blake, was standing in front of the counter and it was all laid out. I thought my eyes were deceiving me the first time I saw it!

It was so uncomfortable watching Erica try to lure Blake into sleeping with her. She is just such a trip!

viscosity
viscosity
8 years ago

the booze scene was michael. he was eating fruit loops in front of it.

I, for one, admired and appreciated the little seen “double incorrect pronoun” by Graham – scoring big with the “she and I’s relationship”

Kelli
Kelli
8 years ago

I loathe Kasey and Vienna. I would have had more respect for her if she told him to leave after his “if you don’t cuddle with me, I’m leaving” scene. Seems to me, that was her complaint about Pavelka. That was no ‘cuddle’ that she subjected herself to. Obviously, she’s in in for the money and I hope she comes in second.

Connie
Connie
8 years ago

If Ella mentions her sob story about her son one more time…

Barbie
Barbie
8 years ago

I am getting so bored with this show !!!!!!!

Barbie
Barbie
8 years ago

Casey, there is a reason you were left on that mountain that day in Allie’s season!!! unfortunately you and your Kermit the frog voice found your way down…..gross

ally
ally
8 years ago

“Talk to the tattoo if you have a problem with it.”

BEST LINE OF THE BLOG!!! hehehehehehehehe

I kind of like Erica!! she tells it like she sees it!!

WHY OH WHY did they give the rose to kermit and vienna sausage???????? how dare kermit tell blake that if they don’t give it to them they will stab them in the back, who in the hell does he think he is????????
they need to go NOW!!

I love Grom and Michelle together!!!

I, too, think Holly is mean!! she flaunts her flirting with black, right in front of michael!!!

Tara
Tara
8 years ago

Connie, I feel your pain. Seriously, why doesn’t Ella provide for her son with a J-O-B? I’m a single mom too, just like roughly 50% of the women with children in this country! We provide for our kids and ourselves by working! Apparently that’s a concept Ella doesn’t understand. For that and that alone I hope she loses. I like Kirk though. Too bad he’s paired up with that worthless wench.

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