Bachelor Pad Recap: Episode 5

Harrison:  “Kasey…what feature will Vienna’s ex-boyfriends miss about her the most?”

Vienna’s response:  “MY BOOBS!”

Kasey’s response:  “Her teeth.”

I’m going to give you some time to let that information soak in.  The recap will be up shortly.

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heartpursuer
heartpursuer

Kasey and Vienna made no attempt to mask their smirks at the rose ceremony after it became clear they broke their promise to the banished couple. What a class act.

And as truly odd and sad as Erica may be, I will miss her no-filters reflections on life and BP contestants.

Mari
Mari

Good Morning Lincee! i have the honor of being the first to comment! So just a few observations…
Vienna continues to show all the ugly qualities we saw in her on the Bachelor with Jake. As wierd as Erica is, she is right on when she said Vienna needs to go back to the trailer park. She is white trash. She and Kasey deserve each other…but I dont give their relationship a chance of making it down the aisle. Also, how strange when Vienna got the rose and said “I got it, I got it, I got a rose” or something like that. Was she drunk?
So over the Blake/Holly/Michael triangle. Holly is not worth all the camera time or being the object of all this angst. She has a subtly mean side to her such as when she walked in on Blake and Erica in her bikini and gloated that Blake looked at her and also that she knows that blatently making out with Blake in front of Michael is a stab in his heart (also unclassy) but she does it anyway. Michael, get over it! She’s not worth it!
I continue to love Michelle and Graham. They’re smart enough to really have a game plan to win and it showed on the Nearlywed Game! I thought it was brilliant!! I hope they win!
Poor Kirk and Ella! They’re so nice but dont have a chance to win. I hope they get something for making it to the final four.
Cant wait for your blog Lincee!!

Irishwind
Irishwind

Kasey was really painful to watch. I couldn’t understand half of what he was saying. And getting aggressive with Snausage for not ‘snuggling’. Plus the acne. Dude, lay off the steroids.

Another Michelle/Grom fan. I love how they smoked the contest. She has done a 180 for me since Brad 2.0. But I am concerned that she skipped the kissing contest because of the message it would send to her daughter, but got it on in a hot tub with a guy she barely knows.

Kristen
Kristen

Ew….Kasey sniffing his fingers as he said he could smell the win. It seemed like he was trying to smell something else.
barf.

JL
JL

Michele & Graham made me laugh so hard during the nearlywed game! I loved Michelle during her season and I love her more now. She is hysterical.

Rooster1
Rooster1

Oh my where to begin! Does anyone watch The Soup? They have these awesome Kasey and Vienna puppets – hilarious! Blake, Blake, Blake…..poor Blake – i have never seen a bigger train wreck play out on TV in my life. I felt so sorry for him 1 having to go on the romantic date to the dungeon w/ Erica and 2 suffering through the dinner and “conversation” they were having. I laughed the whole time. However – how stupid giving the rosesto Kasey and Vienna – really? For that you deserve to go home. I hope things work out for Blake and Holly – He would be good for her. I’m really liking Michelle and Graham too – she does seem very different this round. More human. Love your blog Lincee – keep up the good work –

Lorraine
Lorraine

I was blown away by Grahm and Michelle’s diabolical plan to win “The Nearlywed Show”. Their plan was brilliant. I don’t think I would have been able to remember all of the answers. They both got big points in my book for pulling that off.
Was anyone else amazed by the amount of booze and mixers that were sitting out on the the counter? Simply amazing that noone was sent to the ER for alcohol poisoning.
Finally, who’s going to see “What’s your number?” opening weekend? I’m not an Anna Faris fan but, I do love Chris Evans and I put down my $10.00 to go see it just to be able to watch him play a game of strip horse.

Jess
Jess

Mari – I had to fast forward through Vienna’s “I got a rose” gloat/chant. It was unbearable for me to watch.

Lorraine – yes about all that alcohol! I actually rewound one scene where someone, maybe Blake, was standing in front of the counter and it was all laid out. I thought my eyes were deceiving me the first time I saw it!

It was so uncomfortable watching Erica try to lure Blake into sleeping with her. She is just such a trip!

viscosity
viscosity

the booze scene was michael. he was eating fruit loops in front of it.

I, for one, admired and appreciated the little seen “double incorrect pronoun” by Graham – scoring big with the “she and I’s relationship”

Kelli
Kelli

I loathe Kasey and Vienna. I would have had more respect for her if she told him to leave after his “if you don’t cuddle with me, I’m leaving” scene. Seems to me, that was her complaint about Pavelka. That was no ‘cuddle’ that she subjected herself to. Obviously, she’s in in for the money and I hope she comes in second.

Connie
Connie

If Ella mentions her sob story about her son one more time…

Barbie
Barbie

I am getting so bored with this show !!!!!!!

Barbie
Barbie

Casey, there is a reason you were left on that mountain that day in Allie’s season!!! unfortunately you and your Kermit the frog voice found your way down…..gross

ally
ally

“Talk to the tattoo if you have a problem with it.”

BEST LINE OF THE BLOG!!! hehehehehehehehe

I kind of like Erica!! she tells it like she sees it!!

WHY OH WHY did they give the rose to kermit and vienna sausage???????? how dare kermit tell blake that if they don’t give it to them they will stab them in the back, who in the hell does he think he is????????
they need to go NOW!!

I love Grom and Michelle together!!!

I, too, think Holly is mean!! she flaunts her flirting with black, right in front of michael!!!

Tara
Tara

Connie, I feel your pain. Seriously, why doesn’t Ella provide for her son with a J-O-B? I’m a single mom too, just like roughly 50% of the women with children in this country! We provide for our kids and ourselves by working! Apparently that’s a concept Ella doesn’t understand. For that and that alone I hope she loses. I like Kirk though. Too bad he’s paired up with that worthless wench.

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