Bachelor Recap: Episode 5
The recap will be up as soon as I recover from my AOL video blog. Did I really use the word dominatrix?
Yes. Yes I did.
Let’s hear your thoughts in the comment section below.
Lincee
Lincee has been blogging about television, movies, music and random personal ramblings since 2003. She's best known for her Bachelor recaps. Her sitcom boyfriends include Nick Miller, Richard Castle, Damon Salvatore, Jim Halpert and Wade Kinsella. She’s convinced that if she ever met Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey or Lauren Graham in real life, they would be best friends. You can read more of her work at I Hate Green Beans.
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I just realized that Brad and Michelle have never had an actual conversation. How the hell does this woman keep getting a rose? the FIRST one no less…. also, Alli was really annoying me last night and I wish she would have gone and also Ashley the dentist!! the space between her brows kill me and I also wish she would have gone last night. I see no chemistry or connection or amazing there… Per-Fact. ugh… that is all
Cannot wait to see AOL recap. Sounds great.
Was dissapointed with Michelle. When she sat Brad down in the chair and not to speak, I was expecting her to give him a Vegas Lapdance.
oh, and “special” is the new buzz word. these girls whine tooooo much
I don’t know how to find the video! Can you provide a link? 🙂
OK- that Michelle is one domineering *&^%$. Seriously- would any guy just stand for that in the real world? Next week- she has GOT TO GO!!
totally agree- I can’t believe that Brad can say in one breath that he is looking for his wife and then in the next breath call Michelle up?! Seriously – is that really what you want?
I caught the last about 30 mins or so I think. Been out of it the last couple weeks….but goodness that Michelle. Really Brad? Are there actual conversations going on with them we don’t see..b/c really…that was the dumbest thing ever. “you need to send some girls home”….no really b/c I thought that’s what he’s been doing. You need to realize this is a dating show and not you and Brad’s personal reality show. Nutso.
I heard so info on a radio station here in Chicago about Emily. How the editors are making it look you’d think she hasn’t dated anyone since Ricky but that’s not the case…nothing wrong with that (she even dated the DJ who was talking…can’t think of his name now) but the manipulation they choose is really getting irritating. The thing that struck me was …hmm…did they (TPTB or even her for that matter) think how his family would feel about this? They are reliving it too now w/ this show being out.
Thank goodness for Lincee…the only reason to watch ….they need to start paying you lady!
Come on girls…you know the producers are telling him to keep her.
Its pretty obvious Brad has a few favorites and the rest are just filler. So what does it matter to him if he keeps the psycho for an extra week or two when he already knows which 3 he’s most into.
And look at his face when she has that “talk” with him. He was seriously freaked. He really tries to keep a poker face, so he can be real tough to read at times. But watch his eyes and body language…she scared him a little bit. He was fidgety, didn’t want to look her in the eyes, and consistently looked/turned to the left. All three are indicators that he’s lying. He did not want to be there with her no matter what the producers made him say.
And Emily needs to be a bit careful…it may not be just the guys pushing her away from the sounds of things.
Honestly I think Chantel O is the best one there. Granted she’s been a bit of a baby lately…we’ll see how it turns out.
Did anyone notice Michelle acting decent and showing some form of kindness towards other girls? weird.
Oh and something off topic sorta… The new US Weekly magazine has pics of Jen Scheft’s baby girl…O.M.G….what a cutie pie! Beautiful baby! As you were. http://www.usmagazine.com/momsbabies/news/meet-jen-scheffts-adorable-baby-girl-photos-2011271
Just found this and had to share..Natalie the bear lover has a Bachelor fashion blog. It’s pretty amusing!
http://thebachelor.warnerbros.com/news/natalie-getzs-fashion-blog-3/
My favorite part of the night was when they played “Are You Lonely Tonight” while Ashley S. cried in the limo. I am getting a little annoyed at how little we saw OHCH last night!!
I can’t wait for Lincee to comment because I was a little bored last night…..
Michelle is a freak. Brad is clearly using the term “looking for a wife” loosely. She’s clearly not wife material, but he’s just keeping her around until the “forego our individual rooms” night… because we all know that’s when everyone has sex.
Chantel, formerly my favorite, was really annoying me last night. Why do all these girls just cry and talk to Brad about the other girls? It’s unreal!
Emily is too nice for this show, and she wears too much makeup. Clearly Brad has already picked her as his wife.
But, the therapist and I would both agree, our new favorite is the shopping spree girl, whose name I don’t know. She’s just… real. A $5K purse?????? Um… “I DO!”
It’s apparent after last night (probably sooner and I just didn’t notice) that Brad likes needy women. He has the closest “connection” with the ones who cry and pout all night long. You would figure, someone “recovering” from commitment phobia would want the least high matience needy type.
They are all driving me nuts! Usually they at least wait to get emotional until closer to the hometown dates. This season it was right off the bat!
I want Chantal O to win at this point, although I really liked Shantal (shopping spree girl) a lot last night. She is really down to earth and normal. There’s no way that Brad will pick her though. Chantal O has a good shot if she gets it together and stops crying every singe time they talk. The reason she has been the front runner is because she is cool and usually can force her meltdown back into her clutch before her one on one time.