Bachelor Recap: Episode 6

The recap will be up as soon as I finish convincing all the ladies in my office to braid their bangs. Come on! Everyone (in Costa Rica) is doing it!

In the meantime, feel free to discuss more important issues in the comments below. I’ll be posting this afternoon.


81 Comments on "Bachelor Recap: Episode 6"

February 8, 2011 7:53 am

Michelle…..where to begin? I just don’t think she is really into him at all. I just think she wants to *WIN*! (And then immediately dump him.) She has never said she is falling in love with him, or even that she really likes him. I was shocked that she made it another week, but I guess I shouldn’t have been.

And when she was giving lectures about the other girls (to Brad and the camera), it was as if she was describing herself. I couldn’t stop laughing!

February 8, 2011 8:05 am

I totally agree – we especially noticed that in one of the many interviews with Michelle last night, she said: “I want to be married . . . I want to fall in love . . . I want somebody like Brad.” Not Brad – somebody LIKE Brad.

There are many who have surmised that Michelle is a plant. I won’t go that far, but I think she has decided to play a “role” and is having some hammy fun with it. Brad mystifies me – when he opens up to her about something that concerns him, her first response is “no, that’s wrong.” If he really is as therapized as he claims to be, that should have sounded all kinds of alarms.

I’m still thinking it’s my dark horse fave, Shawntel, although I have to say that I’m really not seeing all that much chemistry between him and her – or really, for that matter, any of these women. Maybe its the lighting. Maybe its the fact that although Brad may be HTC, he is also MBTC (more boring than . . . . )

February 8, 2011 9:25 am

So which ABC producer screwed up by showing us the Brad and half naked Michelle beach shots in the preview for Costa Rica last week? Did anyone else notice that? It kind of took the drama out of the final rose, not that anyone here would think Michelle was going home over Jackie, but we’d already seen that Michelle’s softcore beach romp with B-rad was yet to come. No more self-spoilers please, ABC!

February 8, 2011 9:29 am

Juno, MBTC is perfect! I hate to feed the Michelle thing, but really all she does is talk about the other girls/ladies/women whatever and never asks him about himself. hmmm I wonder why you don’t “know him as much as you want to”?? This season there are several “dress fillers” (shout out to DP) and I predict Brit and hopefully Ashley will be next. Assuming Michelle beats him over the head with a club and drags him into the sunset.

February 8, 2011 9:30 am

braiding hair now, while awaiting the recap! :)

February 8, 2011 9:48 am

I really felt the reason he sent Jackie home before Britt was so he wasn’t following Michelle’s orders in order.

It’s like she is hypnotizing him. It is really weird that it is working. I think it will come down to Michelle and Emily.

Aunt B
February 8, 2011 10:00 am

I would braid my hair, but alas it would draw attention away from my naturally sagging boobs and focus more on my unibrow that is ever so delicately fashioned into two by the nail technician that works magic with a hot pot of wax…..only three dollars more, you know.

At the cocktail party, was I the only one that noticed that the cameraman seized the opportunity to close in on Chantal’s whoha when during her alone time with HTCB? I’m pretty sure those weren’t black panties she was wearin’.

I also got it that some one said, “you wanna take your top off?” during the promo for next week…..please, please ABC don’t let that happen….that much saline unharnessed on a tropical beach my just get Al Gore off global warming and on to another world crisis topic….oceans with too much salinity.

Kudos to HTCB for deftly shuckin’ Wanky Eyebrows blatant moves on your parts (when she went to his room)….it gives me hope that he completely understands WE might just be a tad more cuckoo than the average bird….

and for cryin’ out loud, ABC…..somebody take Britt off mute….

Aunt B
February 8, 2011 10:03 am

sorry for all the grammatical mistakes (on my post)…darn job required I take a phone call during my “comments” break.

February 8, 2011 10:16 am

Good call Aunt B. Does Britt ever speak?

February 8, 2011 10:25 am

Remember the silent guy from Jillian’s season? When he finally spoke, it was to tell her that he liked Mexican food! Let’s hope that when (if) we finally hear from Britt, it will be something with a little more substance (like…bears…or something).

February 8, 2011 10:25 am

No, Britt doesn’t speak. She was channeling Barbie last night with her flowing hair and silence.

witchy women
February 8, 2011 10:32 am

Which bachelorette had the braiding skills? You know it was one of them and not an ABC intern….well maybe?
How bad was Chantal’s cheetah dress? Sooooo New Jersey housewives! So much of last nights episode was painful to watch (hello Michelle!) The bug stuff was pretty hilarious.

February 8, 2011 10:34 am

I believe they planted the bug on the table. It was the introduction to Alli’s fear that she would have to inevitably face on her date…

February 8, 2011 10:38 am

I think Emily has the braiding skills. She has a daughter and her hair seemed to be done before any of the other girls.

Maybe Michelle and Kasey could hook up and make some crazies!! I can;t believe Brad stuck up for her on People and said she is not coming across as she is. HELLO! They may edit things, but she DOES say all that stuff.

February 8, 2011 10:41 am

yes, she sometimes needs a little wardrobe help, but i’m TEAM CHANTAL!!!

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