Bachelor Recap: Episode 7

The recap will be up as soon as I clarify a little mix-up with my co-worker. You see, I told him to get out of my office. But he said it wasn’t my office. Did I own the office? Of course I don’t own the office. Did I pay for this office? No I didn’t pay for the office. But I don’t see HIS stuff in my office, I see my stuff in my office. Ergo, office is mine.

And so is the red stapler.

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renee
renee
February 18, 2014 9:28 am

Ha!

renee
renee
February 18, 2014 9:30 am

I was just so glad to see Renee’s sticking around. I think JP needs an RA too.

MaryMary
MaryMary
February 18, 2014 9:32 am

Was that weird, or what? That episode was so boring that the “fight” was one of the few interesting moments! I don’t think any of the girls except Clare and Nikki really even care about JPablo: witness chelsey’s pretty understated exit. The last person before hometown dates is usually a wreck. Can’t wait for you to make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear, Lincee!

Cici
Cici
February 18, 2014 10:03 am

too funny Lincee!
and good lord, just when we thought JP couldn’t get more boring, he yet again surpasses our limits. I’m sure it’s a joke with OHCH and the producers, and so funny that the only thing remotely entertaining was the fight about the bedroom ownership.
At this point it’s more fun to talk about who would make the better bachelorettte – DAndi or Renee

cc
cc
February 18, 2014 10:12 am

oy vey…Crazy Clare is starting to fit more each week!

Susan C
Susan C
February 18, 2014 10:15 am

The Olympics were more interesting the JP last night. Chelsey was right for leaving. I think Clare is a bully. Nurse Nikky may not be the best but Clare just rubs me the wrong way.

I think DAndi will be a great bachelorette.

KimB
KimB
February 18, 2014 10:16 am

Did it seem like JP was WAY more upset when Chelsea left, than when Opera left? Which seemed super strange b/c he seemed to be smitten with Opera. What is the drama going to be next week? I kept thinking when they showed glimpses of the overnight dates, that Andi, Renee, Clare and Nikki all looked like they were there? I am sure just smooth editing. I think Andi is the best candidate for Bachelorette. I love Renee more, but wonder if they’d do back to back single parents as the star of the show. Clare is a nut case.… Read more »

Edie
Edie
February 18, 2014 10:28 am

I’m surprised you didn’t mention Juan doing the Mesnick, hopefully you are saving that for the full recap!

Kathy Myers
Kathy Myers
February 18, 2014 10:31 am

Why, why, why does JP feel the need to put his hands all over the faces of crying girls? WHY?

Lucy/not a free spirit
Lucy/not a free spirit
February 18, 2014 10:43 am

Did anyone else notice the really uncomfortable pause after Chelsea didn’t get a rose and OHCH didn’t come out? Wow. Ackward. Where is OHCH during this season?
Waiting, as usual for you Lincee, to pull it all together for me.

Shelle
Shelle
February 18, 2014 10:44 am

Possession of the red the stapler is close to 10/10th of the law.

Girlseekingmindlessentertainment
Girlseekingmindlessentertainment
February 18, 2014 10:47 am

Yesterday I got very excited because I thought JP was in my town. I heard a male voice say “no, no, stop that, look at me, look at me” but it was just some other guy talking to his misbehaving dog on the beach.

Cosmo
Cosmo
February 18, 2014 10:51 am

Hilarious! I always love your little intros before the recap. I can’t decide who I dislike more…Clare or Nikki?

Breanne
Breanne
February 18, 2014 11:34 am

I said to my husband during this exchange (who is a closeted Bachelor-watcher): “It’s like watching us fight; they’re talking about absolutely nothing and just going in circles.” 🙂

noodlestein
noodlestein
February 18, 2014 11:49 am

You know, I was actually starting to like Nikki and her rough edges (thought it was hilarious when they were rolling in the balls last week, and Sharleen said, “How does it end?” and Nikki said, “Badly.”), but this episode did me in. Childish, bratty, sullen. No thanks! That fight was utterly stupid, and it just goes to show that they’re not even fighting over Juan Pablo, but just their dislike of each other. Crazy Clare and Negative Nikki. Yawn.

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