Bachelor Sean: Week 5
Half of me wants to write, “The show was all about Tierra. I was bored. The end.” But I know that’s not what you come here for.
You come here for a wacky interpretation of The Bachelor and to read about how Our Host Chris Harrison’s eyes sparkle like the sea after a storm.
You come here to catch a glimpse of certain beloved actors:
And you trick your significant other into learning a valuable lesson from Nick Miller:
And because of your commitment and steadfast dedication to this website, I will write a recap that will capture the specific strand of crazy that is Tierra, the tipsy behavior that is Daniella and the random confusion of that chick we still don’t know.
For you, dear reader, the recap will be up later today in its entirety.