Bachelorette Ali: Episode 3

I apologize in advance that the recap won’t be up until late this afternoon.  I have another busy morning.  My buddy Harrison called me personally and asked if I could put together a dating curriculum for a few of the Bachelors.  Clearly some of these boys need to be schooled.

Here’s what I’ve got so far:

1.  Twenty Questions:  This class provides 20 conversation starters that guarantee to spark a girl’s interest…especially when gazing blankly over an infinity pool.

2.  Love Potion:  A close look at how the subject of chemistry can instigate chemistry.  Periodic Chart t-shirt not included but available for $19.99.

3.  The Art of Seduction:  With special guest lecturer Roberto.

4.  Kissing 101:  Takes you from being a Weatherboy to a Weatherman.

Feel free to make suggestions in the comment section.  I’ll see you guys this afternoon!

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bahamamama
bahamamama

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m loving me some Kirk! Dibs!

katytxgal
katytxgal

Wow, last night was filled with so many uncomfortable moments!

I have never commented before but wanted to put a warning out:
If you do not want any spoilers, DO NOT read Ali’s article in the latest People Magazine (with Gary Coleman on the cover). I read it and I am pissed that so much was revealed!

Can’t wait for the recap Lincee! BTW, have you ever thought of doing a podcast? Just wonderin’!

Sherri
Sherri

#2 – Agreed about People Magazine! Very much a spoiler!

baseballmama
baseballmama

Still love Jesse but he was invisable last night. Is it just me or did the whole Justin walking to Allies house seem like the most staged thing ever. Complete with a helicopter shot. Im pretty sure those helicopters take a little longer to call in than that. And even though he said im sweaty, his face wasnt red, no sweat running down it. I just don’t buy that he actually walked that far on the crutches no matter how good of shape he is in.

Marus
Marus

i did not watch last night (free She and Him concert in at the Pritzker Pavillion!)… amd debating whether it’s even worth it to watch it online tonight…

Probably not. Anyone want to tell me who was eliminated? 🙂

Leslie from Austin
Leslie from Austin

So many cringe worthy moments.

Like Kasey being upset because he didn’t get to go on the date and sing for Ali. Really dude, you think your voice is optimal for singing?

And poor Hunter and the pool. What an uncomforable thing to watch. He seems like such a nice guy.

And Weatherman. Really. It’s time to face the reality and open that closet door.

Now on to the good stuff.

I’m sorry, unless lightning strikes Robert-O dead, the other guys might as well go home now. He is SMOOTH.

And is it wrong that my favorite part of the night was watching the guys at the end try to catch that mouse? I was crying I was laughing so hard.

My Awesomeness
My Awesomeness

Kirk is a cutie. No matter what happens that boy will be snapped up off the market soon. That boy knows how to take advantage of an opportunity! Then he followed up with I just wanted you to know that it was not just acting speech. Nicely done!

I missed Roberto’s date. I tuned in just as it was over, but it looked like it went well. Roberto is still my number one pick. I loved that he went right to the source – Justin and asked him straight up about going to Ali’s. When do we get to see more of the tall cute guy with the dark hair? He must be all over the edit floor? Or did I miss that too? I think she kept weatherman cause he is funny and sweet. He is getting the awkward stalker edit though.

I was sooo glad they showed her slapping Frank nine times – I think he is going to deserve it! Something about him I just don’t like.

heidi
heidi

my friend and I are planning a trip to Green Bay later in the summer for Packers camp… if Kirk is not picked, he may be a secondary mission on the trip.
definitely think Weatherman might not like girls.
Hunter’s date just made me cringe a lot.
I don’t like Justin- took time away from Hunter’s date and is just too Alpha Male for my liking.
Ty broke my heart by talking about Justin behind his back… so not attractive.
and can we please talk about Jesse’s ridiculous denim shirt?!

EG
EG

Did anyone else notice that on Justin’s walk to Ali’s house, his cast switched legs? His cast has always been on his left leg and then in one shot of him walking to Ali’s it was on his right. WTF?

Kendall
Kendall

1. Twenty Questions: This class provides 20 conversation starters that guarantee to spark a girl’s interest…especially when gazing blankly over an infinity pool.

My husband and I had the tv on mute during this entire date, and we could TELL it was sucking some serious butt, just by glancing at the tv. Body language, lack of touching…. heck, I was expecting Ali to cringe when he tried to lean over and kiss her shoulder. Just… WOW.

True
True

Seriously ABC??? Why do you save the very best of the Bachelor Pad for the last 30 seconds??? Watching the boys “hunt” that mouse was my favorite part of the show last night. Let’s see more funny, drunk, boys and less “Dr. Phil” moments by the hot tub.

My money is on Ricardo. Unless he just does something absolutely crazy like divulge that he has a wife and 3 kids at home in Charleston…then he’s a shoe-in. The dude seems sincere and totally smooth.

witchywoman
witchywoman

ABC,

Another reason to STOP these re-treads…………Ali! This season has been one cringe-fest after another. The music video was awful…….how could the B.N.L. be proud of that mess? Who is picking Ali’s clothing and hairstyles? Honestly? She was so critical of Vienna last season!

Observations:
*Does anyone see Frank (without glasses)
looking like Martin Short from a SNL skit?

*Justin totally looks like Matt Leinart (Az Cardinals quarterback)

Robert-O was knocked down a few notches in my book with his tattling. These guys can give the girls a run for their money with all the back-biting and bullying! Is Ali really worth it, dudes?

This blog is the ONLY reason to watch!!!!!!!

Kelly H
Kelly H

Poor Hunter. You could tell the guy was uncomfortable, yet was trying so hard to be forward and suave like the other guys. I bet he’s a really great guy that just takes things much slower. This show wasn’t the right fit for him.

There is too much to say about Justin and his trek to Ali’s house. I thought it was creepy and he just sealed the envelope on being a jerk when he lied about it when he got back to the house.

P.S. I think I over stretched my Batman shirt by pulling it up over my face too many times while Weatherman was on screen. It hurt too much.

P.P.S. The green-eyed-monster is rearing it’s ugly head in more than one person. I thought it was unattractive on girls, but it’s down right repulsive in these guys!! Maybe because it makes me feel like they’re going to attack someone if they don’t get time with Ali.

Stacey
Stacey

Think the weatherman earned a “bless his heart” last night.

bahamamama
bahamamama

Hey witchy- fear not- I went to yahoo music to see the BNL video (in its entirety) and it does not exist… they have a normal video for “you run away”. Googled the video- nada! haha, so much for their 15 min of fame :p

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