Bachelorette Emily Recap: Week 3

Here’s what we definitely know:
1. Emily is not playing around when it comes to choosing her husband.
2. Her friend Wendy should be on every episode from here on out.
3. Dolly Parton is an American icon.
4. Arie can kiss.
5. Kalon is a d-bag.
6. Sean is slowly winning me over.
7. Ryan is slowly losing me under.
8. If I never see another wall/mountain/cliff/gorge climbing and or dropping date that results in conversation about conquering fears, I will give each of you $100 million.
9. RIP Shelly.
10. My mini recap is up at Huffington Post (CLICK HERE).

The full recap will be up later today. Let me know what you thought about last night’s episode in the comments section. I would tell you what Kalon thought during my exclusive interview with him, but I didn’t let him finish talking. I was distracted by his sockless ankles. You understand.

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texastea
texastea
8 years ago

Lincee you nailed it with those observations especially about Ryan and the wall climbing. Can’t wait for the recap! You already have me laughing with this teaser. Now off to the Huffington Post I go!

Bee
Bee
8 years ago

Agree:
-Kalon is a jerk
-Ryan is shooting himself in the foot repeatedly
-Shirtless Sean is quickly winning me over

M
M
8 years ago

I’m actually starting to enjoy the Bachelorette again! I think it’s the fact that Emily is being so decisive and wearing her heart on her sleeve (especially when it comes to calling dudes out). Plus, thank you, Mike Fleiss, for at least attempting some more “normal” dates (Spiderman walking a wall excluded). I’m excited for your full take on things, Lincee!

Kristin
Kristin
8 years ago

“I love to hear you talk, but I wish you would let me finish.” Bold statement, dear Kalon, especially when he was the one cutting Emily off most of the conversation!

Keysha
Keysha
8 years ago

PERFECTION! Took the words right out of my brain. You’re super talented like that!

since the beginning
since the beginning
8 years ago

“Kalon”-ics needs a reality check. Sockless ankles…Really!?!?!?! Is that the new delux branding trend? I think not. The least he could’ve done was get some of Rob Kardashian’s socks in nude. Did any body else notice Emily’s green panties on the group date? My watching party and I were debating why the show didn’t edit that with some black, and then came to the conclusion that maybe that was the editing and Emily is sassier than we think…maybe commando?? JK But seriously, why didn’t they black that out? The hair on this show…gosh! Call me old fachioned, but what’s wrong… Read more »

Pam/Longview
Pam/Longview
8 years ago

I couldn’t get over that Emily’s mom does the same thing my mom does when she’s a guest in my home…she brings me breakfast in bed on a tray so I can say “Good Morning, Mommy. Thank you.” I LOVE when that happens and mommy loves when I use my good manners. Win-win.

terri
terri
8 years ago

Can’t wait to read what you write about OHCH’s unstructured, GRAY, wrinkled jacket at the beginning of the show when he presented the first date card. Where did that come from? Is that what Ambercrombie is pushing these days for young men? Harris, you make mega millions, get a real jacket that really fits!

LISA CLT
LISA CLT
8 years ago

Team Sean for me! Ryan shot himself in the foot and is unredeemable at this point…he keeps letting his real-self show…not a good idea afterall. And Emily must be contracturally obligated to keep GROSS Kalon around to keep things stirred up. I can’t even look at this one…he is so slimey and know-it-all-y (my favorite word from Modern Family). Spot on evaluation Lincee…as always!!!

Barbie
Barbie
8 years ago

Obvioulsy I don’t require much action from my TV choices or I wouldn’t be watching the Bachelorette, but during the “Tony” sequence even I yelled at the TV, “get on with it!”. Enough with the wailing wall already.

Can’t wait for your update, Lincee. You are the only reason I watch this show!

OhMyAwesomeness
OhMyAwesomeness
8 years ago

Kristin – I am with you about Kalon! Emily couldn’t get a word in and then he makes with the comment. Ugh. Plus no socks with a suit. Ugh. Sorry producers you couldn’t pay me enough to keep him another week!

I am enjoying Emily. I loved bringing the friends in to check out the guys. I think they should do that every episode of bach’ette. (It wouldn’t work for the bachelor.)

Still not sure about the Arie thing, he seems cute and sweet…but if he’s a race car driver – wouldn’t she have already knew him/heard of him?

AmyA
8 years ago

the girl is NOT messing around. and i love seeing her call the guys out when they behave like a d-bag!

AmyA
8 years ago

oh, and i couldn’t agree more with your observation #8. SERIOUSLY, abc. enough is enough.

Alyssa Joy
8 years ago

One-f-Jef has my heart. I mean… vote.

Louise
Louise
8 years ago

The last clip of the show with Alessendro and Emily’s friends was hilarious. HILARIOUS.

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