Bachelorette Hannah recap: She calls the shots

Apart from the three tragic stories and Hannah’s visit to the hospital, I was thoroughly entertained by week three of Bachelorette Hannah’s journey to find love.

I will say that she and John Paul Jones need to do a better job of pacing themselves. Between Hannah having an emotional breakdown once or twice during each episode and John Paul Jones tossing back the chicken McNuggets like Tic Tacs, ABC needs to pay the Psychologist and Nurse overtime to just stick around in case things take a turn. Hannah might need a brown paper bag and a tiny yellow pill. John Paul Jones might need a defibrillator and cholesterol medicine.

You just never know. 

SIMPLE DISCLAIMER
The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you follow on InstaStory happens to personally know, sort of know, is friends with the Starbucks barista who’s obsessed with the new Aladdin movie and looks exactly like one of the contestants on the show…none of this is personal and I’m sure they are all lovely people. 

Hannah is so excited to take her first crop of guys on a group date. She’s feeling fancy, so she asks wardrobe to craft her a crop top made from a doily. She pairs it with a lavender leather jacket, tight tight tight pants, and decides against an adornment to further showcase her exposed belly button. 

Jonathan, Mateo, John Paul Jones, Kevin/Keith, Jed, Tyler C, Big Mike, and Cam all run toward her in a jumble of hero hairspray, skinny jeans, and hoodies. The cloud of Nautica Blue that follows them is so dense, it lifts Hannah up into the air. 

Oh wait. That’s Big Mike lifting her up into the air. My bad. Had Hannah engaged her core, she could have executed the Dirty Dancing lift from a standing position. Impressive. 

They all head into a room where “the guy from American Pie” and his comedian wife take the men through a series of exercises that will help them understand what a woman goes through when she’s pregnant. After a written test, each one is handed a baby to diaper and comfort. After that, it’s close pins on the nipples. And finally, electric shocks to the lower abdomen, simulating contractions during labor.

I’m so glad these guys now know what it’s like to be a woman.

At the cocktail party, Hannah arrives bathed in black leather from tip to toe. Jed whisks her away to the rooftop so they can make out. When it’s time to go, Jed carefully plucks two chicken McNuggets from his breast pocket and hands one to Hannah. Legend has it that if you make a wish and chuck a nugget from a tall building, your wish will come true. 

Hannah squeals with delight, closes her eyes, and tosses her nugget with glee. We’re not sure if it landed on a pedestrian or if it became a world-class meal for a pigeon. What we do know is that John Paul Jones used his one-on-one time to school Hannah in the importance of not wasting chicken McNuggets. 

Meanwhile, Cam, who is dressed in a hoodie under a suit jacket, complete with pocket square, tries to break down the secret to winning the hand of the bachelorette. You see, you need to be bold and show some initiative. Tyler C. disagrees. He believes they are all playing a game of first-grade soccer and just following the ball right now. 

Tyler C. is growing on me. 

Big Mike’s one-on-one time is our first of three tragic stories. The “take care of your baby” date was particularly hard on him since he and his ex-wife lost a child when they were together. Although it’s not as bad as making Emily Maynard drive in a race car, knowing that her husband died in a car crash, it’s still painful to hear him begin to share the details.

Why did I phrase that last sentence with “begin” to share the details? Because Always Be Chachy kept interrupting every fifteen seconds to try and steal Hannah away. Cam claimed to have something REALLY important to say, but Big Mike held his ground. 

Cam leaves and comes back a second time.
Cam leaves and comes back a third time.
Cam leaves and comes back a FOURTH TIME and we all yell at the television.

Tyler C. says it best: “He’s showing his insecurities. The writing’s on the wall.”

Again, Tyler C. is growing on me. 

For some reason HANNAH apologizes for the awkward moment. Cam is unfazed because of his boldness, you see. He kicks off his “important” story by confessing that he quit his job to come on this show. But Hannah shouldn’t worry because she is worth it.

Newsflash: Hannah knows she’s worth it. Roll tide.

Just as Cam transitions into a more serious part of his past, Jonathan walks in and refuses to leave. No matter how many times Cam pleads “two more minutes,” Jonathan powers on. He picks up Cam’s drink, hands it to him, and laughs as Cam clumsily walks Hannah to the door frame so she can say good-bye to him with a wimpy hug. 

Two things: 

  1. Cam told the camera that he didn’t want things to get physical, so he was the bigger man and walked away. Riiiiiight.
  2. Although Cam got a dose of his own medicine, Jonathan now looks like a jack wagon. 

While John Paul Jones polishes off another twelve-pack of nugs, Jonathan returns to the gathering couch and sits directly beside Cam. Cam creepily stares at him, trying with all his might to intimidate Jonathan. It doesn’t work. Because no one can take Cam seriously in his hoodie. 

Jonathan: Do you have something you want to say?
Cam: I’m fascinated. I didn’t know you had it in you.
Jonathan: Me neither. 

I believe this is what it looks like for Always Be Cam to show someone respect when it comes to their bold game. 

It’s Tyler C’s turn to bring on the charm and he does so with oodles of compliments. This, as we know, is Hannah’s love language. She sits and stares at him with a big goofy smile as he praises her for being a bad a$$ woman (which is a turn on). He wants to be her advocate, her cheerleader, and her supporter. 

Hannah: You’d make nice arm candy.
Tyler: Taste good, too.
Cue the deep dive kiss. 

Ladies and gentlemen, Tyler is making his move with adoration and well-timed one-liners. Is this sleepy, dark horse working his way into the top four? Stay tuned.

Tyler doesn’t get the rose. Neither does Jed, who really showed his infatuation with Hannah, too. Although I think Jed’s is a little more genuine. I feel Tyler likes Hannah the same reason why John Paul Jones likes his McNuggets — because they are there in front of him. 

Poor Mateo and Kevin/Keith aren’t even cool enough to get screen time. And since Cam and Jonathan are too busy peeing all over Hannah’s black leather outfit, the date rose goes to Big Mike. 

The scene switches to Hannah in a hospital room hooked up to an IV and we all check our DVRs to make sure we didn’t miss something. We didn’t. ABC is just messing with us.

The network. Not the chach.

It’s a shame Hannah is dehydrated and has to cancel her one-on-one date with my boy Tall Connor. Luckily, she’s all about him coming over to her room so he can wait on her hand and foot. Sounds fun, right? Let’s go!

Tall Connor heads to a grocery store to buy some flowers, grab some soup, and read all the headlines on the magazines in the check-out line so he can report back to his friends what’s going on in the real world. There’s a royal baby named Archie, people are ticked off at Game of Thrones, and Taylor Swift’s still got it. Good to know.

Hannah puts on a bra for Tall Connor and is happy to invite him into her bed so they can snuggle. When she begins making out with him, he pulls back slightly, inquiring, “Sooooooo what’s wrong with you again?” My guess is mono. She tells him fatigue. Connor goes for it and spends the rest of the day lounging in her bamboo sheets.

He also shares the second tragic story of the night. When he was thirteen, his mom had a stroke. Through the devastation, he saw how well his dad loves his mom. He knows what “in sickness and in health” truly means. Hannah smiles, kisses him again, then kicks him out claiming that she has to rest per doctor’s orders. 

Connor bums some Post-It notes from his handler and writes little love messages all over the hotel room. It was very sweet and extremely sentimental. Connor heads back to the mansion to hang out with his bros. Most are surprised to see that she didn’t give him a rose. Luke P. wants to know what she was wearing. I roll my eyes while Connor flippantly answers, “Sweats.”

It was silver silk pajama bottoms, but who cares? I like Connor. 

The next thing we know, an elderly gentleman has entered the room. No, it’s not Harrison. HOW DARE YOU CALL HIM ELDERLY. This guy is Connor’s driver. He’s going to take Connor to Hannah. He also instructs Connor to “be sharp, my man.” Love it. 

Hannah waits for Connor in yet another leather jacket and shiny sequined dress. She immediately gives him a rose and then escorts him to a private concert with Lukas Graham, who was a big deal about three years ago. 

At least it’s not Air Supply. 

They eighth-grade-sway for a few bars before making out. Connor officially has Hannah Fever and he’s falling slowly in love with the girl in his arms.

Do you know who is no longer falling for Hannah? Tebow Tyler. That’s right. The dude who scored the first one-on-one date mysteriously “had to leave” without a word from Our Host Chris Harrison or an embarrassing public display of humility by an old girlfriend. Hannah just drops that bit of information in the middle of her “this journey has been draining both emotionally and physically” talking head segment.

Sidebar: A simple Google search reveals that Tebow Tyler is allegedly not a good guy. 

Sidebar 2: Should we be concerned that Hannah is losing it in week 3? If she’s physically and emotionally spent now, how will she ever make during a two-on-one?

Moving on. 

The next group date is a photography session with Franco. He’s pairing up the dudes with different models and all feel uncomfortable knowing Hannah will be watching them with professional good looking individuals probably scantily clad in swimwear or all the way naked.

This is the Bachelor franchise, after all.

Of course, the models are animals and each guy takes on a persona that matches their coworker. Would you like an example? Other Luke holds a mouse while dressed up like a cat. Makes sense, right? There’s Joey in his pajamas holding a pig. Sure, sure. How about Grant in a bathtub with a snake? Happens all the time.

Two big things occur during this very boring date. First, Demi is back to spy on the boys. She hires a makeup artist and an animal handler to flirt it up with Hannah’s men. She wants to know who will cave under the pressure. Guess what? Not one took the bait. Wah-wah. 

Second, Hannah joins Peter the Pilot in his photoshoot and they passionately kiss while everyone else watches. Luke can not handle it. He tries to grab Hannah and walk her to the dressing room, which is literally five feet away, and we see the first signs of this relationship begin to crack. 

Hannah tells the camera that she likes Luke, but he doesn’t have to be beside her the whole time. Later that night at the cocktail party, she manages to forget the row of black sequins currently lodged up her butt (thanks to a shorty short romper) and patiently listens as Luke tells her to her face that the other guys simply don’t have what it takes to be her husband. 

Her eye roll was fabulous.

She affirms his feelings, thanks him for his enthusiasm, then gently tells him that it bothers her that he thinks he’s won her heart already. Luke’s confidence is irritating her. So is the fact that he keeps interrupting. She warns him that he needs to respect the other relationships and to stop being so cocky. Shape up or ship out.

Luke returns to the gathering couch and upon prompting, tells the guys that Hannah is irritated with their relationship. I was blown away that he actually told the truth! Then he slides into jack wagon territory when he tells the camera, “I don’t feel like I”m acting that way. So I’m going to act like the conversation never happened.”

He pulls a Cam and tries to interrupt Dylan, but it’s Hannah who tells him to go away. The self imploding continues as the night goes on. Luke can’t interrupt to save his life. When Peter the Pilot tries to step in, Luke yells at him and guards the door so no one can get in or out without him knowing. 

When Hannah exits, he intercepts and she tells him she will talk to him sooner or later, but SHE IS CALLING THE SHOTS. BACK OFF.

Luke sulks back to the couch again and tell the other guys that he’s thinking about leaving. Also, he can’t technically say he’s in love with her, even though he did say that exact thing forty-eight-hours ago. PS: He’ outta here if she’s not fully into the relationship as much as he is in it.

In the other room, Peter the Pilot shines. His parents are perfect. His mom was Miss Illinois, so he totally gets the pageant scene. Let the canoodling commence!

Just when I think we are moving on to the date rose, LO AND BEHOLD there’s a wall kiss (32 second mark)! And a pretty good one I might add! Since Arie is such a chach, we might have a replacement Wall Kiss MVP on our hands, people!

OH LOOK! A WALL STRADDLE! Way to go, Peter. Hannah’s lipstick looks great on you! That shade is definitely in your color wheel. 

Hannah heads back with Peter and sits down with the guys. She picks up the rose and then asks Luke for a quick chat. Once again, she asks him to respect her relationships, while adamantly gesturing with the boutonniere in hand. Then she returns to the couch and hands the rose to Peter after sharing IN FRONT OF EVERYONE that she has the best time with him and is excited that their relationship continues to grow more and more.

Suck it, everyone else sitting there. 

The next day, Harrison comes in to tell the guys that the cocktail party has been replaced with a tailgate party. One can only assume they are tailgating before the Beverly Hills High lacrosse game. Go Rhododendrons! 

Before the gentlemen can properly pretend to be excited about this venture, Cam squashes the energy by warning the guys that he is going to pull Hannah away so he can tell her something very very serious about his personal life. Oh, and there’s a strong likelihood that he won’t get a rose because this will be “too much for her to handle.” Then he salutes the brotherhood for “living their truth” and watches as they stare back at him totally confused.

Whatever.

Here’s what we know from Cam’s brief conversation with Hannah: he had something amputated, his grandmother passed away, and there was an issue with a puppy. 

We all check for a fake leg and see that both of Cam’s lower extremities appear to be intact. Therefore, I have every reason to believe that Cam lost a toe.  

Hannah rushes away from weirdo Cam into the strong, capable arms of Tyler C. who reminds Hannah that he was a tight end. Don’t believe him? Just grab his butt and see for yourself. When Hannah does, he calmly instructs her to behave. She loves it.

She even loves when he accidentally lets her fall face-first onto the ground when running a football drill. To his defense, she was wearing heels and she didn’t wait for the count of three. Either way, the moment was definitely memorable. 

Not everyone is having fun in their show-issued khaki shorts and Polo shirt. Big Mike thinks it’s time to take Cam down and he does it in an extremely smart way. He begins by asking Hannah how she handled “hearing things in the mansion” when she was on the show. Naturally, Hannah wonders what Mike has heard? He tells her that Cam sat them down and said he was going to try and get a pity rose. 

Hannah calls MANIPULATION and marches over to the designated corn hole section of the tailgate, requesting a private audience with Cam. Then she rats Mike out, claiming that Cam only told that story, albeit true (show us the toe!), in an effort to stay on the show. 

Then there was this letter writing business. Cam actually wrote the guys a note explaining that he was more than likely going home, which is weird because he just told Hannah that he didn’t know if he was going home, but thought more than likely, because who wants to date a guy with nine toes?

Or something like that. 

ROSE CEREMONY

Hannah arrives in her signature colored dress, looking amazing. I would have gone without the funky tassel hanging between my boobs, but Hannah and I are very different people. She easily hands roses out to the following: 

Big Mike
Tall Connor
Peter the Pilot
Jed
Tyler C.
Dustin
Dylan
Grant
Luke P.
Garrett
John Paul Jones
Mateo
Devin
Luke S.
Kevin/Keith

Joey, Jonathan, and Cam are out. This makes perfect sense. Cam and Jonathan shot themselves in the foot this week (perhaps that’s how Cam lost the toe?) and Joey just remained in the grey area. I will give a big KUDOS to whichever dude convinced Joey to settle down with the severe hair part. 

I still get Keith/Kevin confused with Mateo. And I still call Dustin by the name of Devin, while forgetting that Dylan is even a person. Other than that, I think I have them all straight with my top contenders being Tall Connor, Jed, and Peter the Pilot. Big Mike, Tyler C. and Garrett are all right below.

Who are your favorites? Sound off in the comments!

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Kelli
Kelli
May 28, 2019 11:13 am

Did anyone see the Kimmel final four when Hannahbama walked on stage with a perfect pageant wave?

Kevin wants me to remind you that the Cam stare down with Jonathan reminded him of Ashley Eyelashes and that crazy girl. And he also wants to know if there are two Tylers? And why Luke P is now on the chach list. Srsly, dude, have you never watched this show?

Aubrey Endicott
Aubrey Endicott
May 28, 2019 2:28 pm
Reply to  Kelli

That’s exactly who I thought of while watching that scene, Kraft Kelsey and Ashley Eyelashes out in the desert! I was just waiting for Cam to say “I know what you did.” LOL!!

Paula
Paula
May 28, 2019 11:27 am

Tyler may very well be a bad guy, but I have a problem with anonymous tips and accusations causing him to leave. As much social media as is out there these days, I would think The Bachelor could do better vetting of the contestants….unless they want to have that drama on the show. Great TV, but not fair to Hannah. And did I miss it, or did Cam not say anything about a pity rose? Was that made up? Or was it cut in the editing?

Libby
Libby
May 28, 2019 11:56 am
Reply to  Paula

How else is ABC supposed to find out about thing like how he’s treated women in the past if not from the women from his past or people who knew them/him? His exes or their friends have every reason to want to stay anonymous, especially since he seems to have a problem with anger toward women. I’m actually really impressed that ABC took his misogynistic history seriously enough to remove him from the show, since they certainly haven’t with certain past male contestants. It’s about time men were held accountable for their behavior, both on and off television.

Paula
Paula
May 28, 2019 1:18 pm
Reply to  Libby

I don’t have a problem with ABC removing him if the stories are true. And I don’t need to know anyone’s name. My hope would be that ABC verified the stories before removing him, and that they would continue to work on how to best vet the contestants so they don’t ever get on the show to begin with.

Old Christine
Old Christine
May 28, 2019 8:11 pm
Reply to  Paula

My friend and I did not hear Cam say anything about a pity rose either, Paula.
Also, I agree with you. They need to do a better job of vetting these young men.

Kelli
Kelli
May 29, 2019 9:06 am
Reply to  Old Christine

I watched it again last night and Mike was the one who mentioned the pity rose and then Hannahbama said it a couple of times after that. Cam is still a chach.

Shannon
Shannon
May 31, 2019 11:32 am
Reply to  Paula

fyi…I noticed the ABC website has removed the picture of Tyler G in the cast.

Mollie A
Mollie A
May 28, 2019 11:30 am

New best wall kiss goes to Peter the Pilot FOR SURE. Another great recap, Lincee! I don’t know if I look forward to the show or your recaps more.

Kat K
Kat K
May 28, 2019 12:49 pm

I’ve always wondered why they give in to the interruptions! But NO MORE!!! Love that she is “calling the shots”! And go Peter!!! I knew Lincee would have something to say about the wall kiss!

ScoobySnaxx
ScoobySnaxx
May 28, 2019 1:19 pm

I’d like to clear up the Cam/amputation thing. Cam said the doctors told him he would need an amputation. What he didn’t say (or what they didn’t show) was that the doctors were able to do some other test or procedure that spared him from amputation. He had lymphedema, but they were able to spare his limb.

A B C: Amputation be concocted

Sheri
Sheri
May 29, 2019 12:48 pm
Reply to  ScoobySnaxx

Love your ABC! Made me laugh out loud!

Mary
Mary
May 29, 2019 10:19 pm
Reply to  ScoobySnaxx

Ha ha!! Good one!

Dee
Dee
May 28, 2019 1:58 pm

Love your recaps and your second book which I’m currently reading! Just to clarify, Emily’s fiancé, Ricky Hendrick, died in a plane crash.

malgorzata
malgorzata
June 3, 2019 11:43 pm
Reply to  Dee

Dee, you are correct, but Rick Hendrick was also American NASCAR stock car driver; began his career in racing at 15, so we all felt sad for Emily then…Lincee is right.

Rosa
Rosa
May 28, 2019 2:36 pm

I love the paragraph about Conner reading all the magazines at the grocery store to report back to the mansion what was going on in the world! LOLOL!! Your GIFs are hilarious too! Last night I caught myself SEVERAL TIMES say “WHO is THAT?” There are several guys I have no clue who they are!! Hannah don’t play and I LOVE IT!! Ashley I did a one on one interview with her last week on the Almost Famous podcast. Very interesting! I really like her! Peter is my favorite! Last week I didn’t particularly like his barely there facial hair, but he’s adorable! I like Jed too and I wonder if there is more to Garrett. Good riddance ABC – he was cray cray.

Ronni Jones
Ronni Jones
May 28, 2019 2:42 pm

Loved this recap and fully agree with all of your observations. I thought Hannah was a little mean to Luke P at the group date. Not that I condone Luke’s behavior, but bless his heart, you can tell he’s spiraling fast and she decides to use the group date rose and as a knife to twist into his unstable heart. Ouch!

Anna
Anna
May 29, 2019 10:55 am
Reply to  Ronni Jones

I agree Ronni! She was practically undressing him the other day with the massage moment, and now she’s telling him to slow his roll… I felt like she just needed to address it quickly and not let him spiral since she of all ppl knows the process isn’t easy.

Sheri
Sheri
May 29, 2019 12:51 pm
Reply to  Ronni Jones

But how else was she supposed to get her point across to him?! He obviously can’t take a hint, since he couldn’t stay away even with her “being mean” to him. He borders on stalker-ish in my opinion

Ronni Jones
Ronni Jones
May 29, 2019 1:39 pm
Reply to  Sheri

I agree that her words needed to be said. But making him think that he was getting the group date rose was for sure on the cruel side.

Shelley
Shelley
May 28, 2019 3:12 pm

So happy to see adorable Peter the Pilot move up and Luke move down. Still having good feels for Jed, Tyler C, Garrett and Connor. I think tattling will get Mike in trouble if he keeps doing it. LOVED her speaking up for herself with Luke.

In the dating world, there’s something called ‘The First No’. When you tell you date/boyfriend no for the first time, how do they react? Do they roll with it? Take offense? Ignore it? Get mad? Turn it around on you? The only acceptable response is to roll with it. Otherwise, cut them loose. Luke had all of the other responses. Now he scares me, and I hope he goes home soon.

Kat K
Kat K
May 28, 2019 5:26 pm
Reply to  Shelley

I have never heard this! I’m old and married but it makes sense! Great advice.

Evy
Evy
May 29, 2019 11:50 am
Reply to  Shelley

SUCH great advice.

Pam
Pam
May 30, 2019 4:01 pm
Reply to  Shelley

I think Luke is creepy. He needs to go.
Am I the only one who think he looks like her could be Justin Timberlake’s embarrassing little brother??

Hammy
Hammy
June 3, 2019 3:41 pm
Reply to  Pam

Pam I’m with ya but I’m thinking dangerous. Like if he really got angry he would go off.
I love the dating rule. That’s excellent.

Amira
Amira
May 28, 2019 4:12 pm

Hannah is massively growing on me, who would‘ve thought that? She‘s real, relatable and so transparent 🙂 I love that she calls the guys out and takes no shit. How she handled douche Luke was awesome! <3

The more I see from Peter the more I like him. He‘s calm and drama free.

Kate
Kate
May 28, 2019 4:59 pm

Well, that was fun! I loved Hannah telling Luke to tone things down – I don’t think I’ve ever seen the lead do that to one of the frontrunners! It will be interesting to see how long he stays around; if he can keep a lid on his temper/controlling tendencies (at least in front of Hannah) he may stay for awhile.

I thought it was interesting that Mike essentially got a pity rose for his sad story, then was upset that Cam seemed to be doing the same thing!

Although I still can’t tell about half of the guys apart, she does seem to have some nice ones: Connor, Peter and Garrett all appear to be good guys, and Tyler, even though he always looks like he is about to fall asleep, comes up with some interesting comments.

Diana
Diana
May 28, 2019 9:29 pm
Reply to  Kate

Jinx.

I said the exact same thing about never having seen a lead tell one of her front runners to tone it done and to show respect to the fact that she may have other relationships. He should remember what show he is on. No doubt producers are messing with his head big time, but still…chill dude.

Ditto with Mike. Not only did he use his own sad story to get that pity rose…because it is clear as day that she is not into him….but then he accuses Cam of doing the exact same thing. Now I would bet if Cam had at any point actually used that phrase “pity rose” the editors would have used it and left it in. That is not what he said and if anyone was being manipulative there I think it was Mike.

Hannah is really impressing me with how well she is handling the guys and just how enjoyable she is being. I loved the notes from Conner. Peter is a cutie. And Tyler…he is also growing on me. I loved the “you want to feel” his butt, but then the “behave. He is reminding me more and more of Robert Mitchum, old school Hollywood cool.

Libby
Libby
May 29, 2019 7:52 am
Reply to  Diana

I didn’t feel like Mike was sharing the story just to get a pity rose though. I mean how often do people open up and talk about something traumatic on this show. It’s basically a requirement. And the pregnancy group date was directly related to his past trauma and understandably brought it up for him, so it made sense that this was the episode that he chose to tell Hannah about it (it being information that should be shared with someone with whom you want to have a serious relationship). Cam’s was contrived. Sure, his medical issues had to have been traumatic especially at such a young age, but the puppy and the grandma just seemed to be tacked on there to make it as sad as possible and get as much pity as possible. If he actually wanted this ploy to land he should have just focused on the medical issue and explained it better so we (and Hannah) knew what the heck he was talking about. It felt like he just threw a bunch of trauma spaghetti at the wall and hoped something would stick. Whether he actually used the phrase “pity rose” to Mike or not, that’s what he was doing. His whole “I have to tell Hannah this RIGHT NOW” was weird, since it’s stuff from his past that wasn’t particularly relevant to anything that happened in the show this episode, so why was it so important that he make a big deal about telling her RIGHT NOW instead of just waiting until the next time they had one-on-one time like any other contestant who has something emotional and traumatic to talk about? It was 100% “I think I’m going home tonight so let me conjure up something sad and emotional to talk about as a last ditch effort to get a rose tonight.” I call BS and am still Team Mike.

Emily
Emily
May 30, 2019 12:49 pm
Reply to  Libby

Agree 100%

Alicia
Alicia
May 28, 2019 5:08 pm

When Cam was telling his sad story, that kept getting sadder, with the grandma and the dog….it reminded me so much of the Friends episode when Monica was giving the speech at her parents’ wedding anniversary. We paused the tv and I yelled, “He’s Monica!” My hubby knew exactly what I was talking about!!!

Kate
Kate
May 28, 2019 11:24 pm
Reply to  Alicia

Ha! I didn’t think of that, but you’re right! Too funny!

Ronda
Ronda
May 28, 2019 7:08 pm

Thanks for the recap! I missed the last hour due to this jackwagon,
https://www.newsweek.com/weatherman-jamie-simpson-fox-45-complaining-tornado-warnings-bachelorette-1436953
Yes there was a tornado and it did do tremendous damage across a wide path and less than 1/2 mile from my house. However, we are all so used to his huge overreactions to even an inch of snow that we hardly pay attention to him anymore..

Tara Stuart
Tara Stuart
May 30, 2019 5:01 pm
Reply to  Ronda

Hey, I missed the last hour too, but I live near Imperial Beach, near the Mexican border! No tornado or bad weather here.

Maria P
Maria P
May 28, 2019 7:24 pm

Great recap as usual! I thought John Paul Jones’ reaction on the labor pain-inducing machine was HYSTERICAL- I could not stop laughing. Also memorable was the clip when Hannah and the photographer guy were waxing Garrett’s body so he looked more like the hairless pooch he was modeling with… Great television people-LOL!

Didi
Didi
May 28, 2019 7:39 pm

I’m old but John Paul Jones reminds me of Joe in Say Anything!
https://youtu.be/jA0HcqhGkMc

Dawn F
Dawn F
May 29, 2019 6:06 am
Reply to  Didi

Didi…YES! JPJ is totally Joe. Joe lies when he cries! Classic!

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