Bloody brilliant

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It’s 10:49 a.m. The Bachelor begins in about nine hours. And I’ve decided to go ahead and let everyone know how annoyed I predict tonight will be when ABC and our pre-selected harem of girls point out the obvious fact that Matt Grant is from England.

I can understand Our Host Chris Harrison telling us that he’s from London. We’ll get a good five-minute montage I’m sure. That doesn’t bother me as much. I just have a feeling that the rest of the night will have a ton of British questions and random fascinations that will make the girls feel they are connecting with our Bachelor.

For instance:
Bachelorette 1: “Can’t Buy Me Love is my favorite Beatles song. What’s yours?”

Bachelorette 2: “How do you feel now that David Beckham is playing in the US?”

Bachelorette 3: “Would you rather be with someone like Jane or Elizabeth?”

Bachelorette 4: “Where’s your umbrella?”

Bachelorette 5: “Do you think Hogwarts really exists? If so, what house would you be in?”

We know that the girls will talk about how sexy his accent is. That’s a given. But kudos to the girl who busts out with a British accent to try and impress him. Oh…and extra points if someone comments on how he has good teeth. And please, PLEASE, let someone ask if he is related to Hugh Grant.

I also predict a lot of “bloody” talk from Matt.
“She’s bloody crazy!” or “Hand me that bloody rose Chris Harrison.”

It’s going to be bloody brilliant!

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Cathy
Cathy
March 17, 2008 12:21 pm

Tonight sure will be interesting…you are so funny Lincee… this crop of girls looks sooo young – there should be a plethera of drama! Can’t wait to see your recap later this week!

BrendieRB
BrendieRB
March 17, 2008 12:35 pm

Oh, the bloody drama that is going to unfold!!! I am so excited and set to go… got the tv already warming up, the blog open and the giggles starting!!! This is going to be BLODDY AWESOME!

Barb
Barb
March 17, 2008 1:06 pm

hey, haven’t ckd out your blog since our last bachelor… where is bachelorrecaps.com?? Is this the new format? looking forward to tonight and your recaps, Lincee…. hope all is going well for you!

Amanda
Amanda
March 17, 2008 2:32 pm

If the word “bloody rose” comes out of anyone’s mouth tonight I’m naming my first child Lincee. That would be bloody brilliant!

Sarah
Sarah
March 17, 2008 7:49 pm

I was just looking at the bios online…I think it is interesting that half of the girls live in CA.

Erica & Jamie S.
Erica & Jamie S.
March 17, 2008 8:46 pm

1.) I cannot understand a bloody thing he is saying and i think he is going to be a crier. boohoo.
3.) These are the worst girls. Poor guy. My husband says they are “mule like”.
4.) The chick in the blue wasn’t a bad choice… hahaha. PLEASE KEEP HER!!!! Is she still passed out? Damnit.

Cathy
Cathy
March 17, 2008 8:56 pm

Why oh why do they combine the 32 year olds with the 22 year olds???? its so unfair!

David
David
March 17, 2008 8:59 pm

Wow, just watched the season premiere of the bachelor. After living in England for a couple of years I was close in the girls he picked. The trashy girls that have gotten by on putting out in the first couple episodes will find themselves going home early as English are put off by the unclassy behavior. The girl from Chicago, really how did she get selected? Go to love the girl drama :o) This guy can only be a step up from that idiot from last season.

Cathy
Cathy
March 17, 2008 9:03 pm

Did he have to check out every girl’s ass as they walked up the stairs??? And I think his eyes popped out of his head when 22 year old actress Shayne walked up to him…I detect total sleaziness in him!

Nikki
Nikki
March 17, 2008 9:19 pm

Oh, Lincee…I just watched the the first episode, and I gotta tell you – you have got a goldmine to work with here. Drunk panty stuffers, hiccups, English impressions, psychotic rose ceremony stares. This is some good stuff, my friend. This could inspire your best work yet. Enjoy!

Cathy
Cathy
March 17, 2008 9:36 pm

Wow… Shayne is Lorenzo Lamas’ daughter.

Johnnie
Johnnie
March 17, 2008 11:45 pm

Lorenzo Lamas? the Falcon Crest dude?

Shelley
Shelley
March 18, 2008 7:14 am

Were we supposed to be impressed with the fact that she’s Lorenzo Lamas’ daughter? It was like she didn’t want to say because it was so big and then that’s what we get? Come on! Looks like there is going to be a lot of drama this time around!

Ashley
Ashley
March 18, 2008 8:37 am

How does Matt and Chris keep a straight look on thier faces when they have to say, “25 beautiful women” or “25 fabolous women” etc.?

Stacy
Stacy
March 18, 2008 9:04 am

Why, oh why are the slutty girls always named Stacey??

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