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Congratulations to US defenders Carlos Bocanegra, Oguchi Onyewu and midfielder/hero Landon Donovan for their last minute win over Algeria.
You are all hunks to me!
But one more Boca for the road…
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Archive for the ‘Crazy Me’ Category
IHGB reader Cecily introduced me to our World Cup hunk of the minute Yoann Gourcuff. And for that, I am truly forever in her debt.
Because I’m convinced that if Yoann and I ever crossed paths, I’m pretty sure we would totally date. I’ve suffered many hours of Google image research on this French midfielder and have come up with the following conclusions:
Yoann is a fun-loving guy. I’m a fun-loving gal. He has a killer smile. I melt at killer smiles. See? Already this is a no brainer.
He works hard. And he plays hard. I have to admire a guy who can do both at the same time.
He’s affectionate. I can envision myself in Chamakh 29′s place and let me tell you…it feels nice. Even with home slice on the right included in the embrace.
But this is the one that nails it. Clearly, my boy Yoann is a fan of Newsies.
And that just makes him precious to me.
I’m off to translate “seize the day” in French. Here’s hoping it comes in handy one day!
Meet Iker Casillas.
He’s pensive.
He’s playful.
He rocks a suit and facial scruff while bouncing a soccer ball.
And he’s a passionate keeper of goals.
Here’s hoping we can add: “He takes his shirt off in celebration of Spain’s win over Switzerland” after Wednesday’s match.
A few weeks ago when I was home, I decided to get a cold drink from the back refrigerator. You know…the old one that is a lovely shade of avocado and only houses ice cream, canned drinks and big serving pieces of food during Thanksgiving and bridal showers?
Except when you live in the country, you might find other things.
You see at my parents’ house, the ice cold drinks are nestled up against Styrofoam containers of bait. That’s right people. Worms are living next to the Diet Pepsi and whatever mystery is hiding in the orange Tupperware container from 1975.
Which reminds me…does anyone from the south drink Diet Pepsi? No. But my Mama does. We don’t know why. If she could buy Tab in bulk, I’m sure she would. And I can guarantee she wishes the Diet 7Up was Fresca.
And why is the lemon icebox pie BEHIND the worms? Seriously? Can’t we put it on the empty shelf below and move the SECOND crate of worms up top with the tainted caffeine?
This picture is just all sorts of wrong. And that includes the fact that the Dr Pepper seems to be missing even though Diet Pepsi is annoyingly abundant. Heaven forbid that I drink water at the realization. I’m pretty sure I washed the lemon pie down with a banana daiquiri.
It’s important to stay healthy and get four to six servings of fruit daily.