Movies

My thoughts on the 2017 Oscars

I’m guessing someone at PriceWaterHouseCoopers got a red slip in their inbox today. You’d think that the Best Picture envelope would have been double…nay…triple checked before leaving backstage, but no. The most shocking news from the 2017 Oscars was not Ryan Gosling’s sister’s boobalicious dress or Casey Affleck’s disheveled appearance. It was the announcement of LaLa Land winning Best Picture, following a few minutes later by the biggest “PSYCHE” in television

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IHGB Movie Review: The LEGO Batman Movie

The LEGO Batman Movie Rated: PG Starring: Will Arnett, Michael Cera, and Zach Galifianakis The Trailer: The Gist: Always be yourself — unless you can be Batman. My Thoughts: If you have a kid in your life who is a fan of LEGOS, go see this movie. If you have a person in your life who is a fan of Batman, go see this movie. If you know someone who

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Slink’s Links

I’m going to do things a little differently this week. Instead of links, I’m going to share some trailers for the movies I’m anticipating in the next few months. I understand most of the options look like they would be on a 12-year-old boy’s list. I refuse to apologize. I love a heart pounding romance/love story and since Hollywood shoots one of those every couple of years or so, I’m

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5 times the Lifetime Beaches movie made me laugh or cry

I felt a touch of heartburn when my friend Emily asked me if I was going to watch the Lifetime Beaches movie. I typically fall into the camp of shaking my fist while shouting, “WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO REMAKE A CLASSIC THAT EVERYONE LOVES, HOLLYWOOD? LIGHTNING WILL NOT STRIKE TWICE!” These feelings that bubble up call for all caps. With that said, the news of an upcoming Lifetime Beaches

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IHGB Movie Reviews: Sing, Passengers, Hidden Figures, and LaLa Land

I was a movie-going machine over the holidays. Sitting in a darkened theater and transporting myself into the world of the people on the big screen is one of my greatest joys. I suspect I’m not alone in this boat. Instead of breaking out my movie reviews film-by-film, I decided to write brief paragraphs about each one. I didn’t want you to think iHateGreenBeans had turned into a movie critic

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