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I am not a hoarder. But I do hold on to random little things that may look like junk to the untrained eye. In reality, these little chachkies are actually pieces of my past. Each represent a part of my story that makes up the history of Lincee.
What? You don’t have a box of old rose petals stashed away in a box that is clearly labeled “POTPOURRI PROJECT” on the outside? Or dozens of college memories stuffed into a plastic container because your dear friend had an intervention, explaining that you are too old to wear Pi Phi Crush t-shirts from 1998—even when you’re exercising?
Maybe I am a hoarder, but I do have a point.
I have a confession to make. Before I was a world-famous Jungle Cruise skipper of the world-famous Jungle Cruise, I worked in Fantasy Land.
Here’s what you need to know about that situation: I campaigned hard to be transferred to Adventureland, convincing the higher ups that my darling personality and ability to memorize long spiels was currently wasted on asking big groups of people, “How many? Row 2. How many? Row 3.” After three weeks, all my dreams came true.
But Fantasy Land holds some of my favorite “guest” memories from my six-month stay at Disney World. For example…
Toddlers can’t help but to be drawn to Fantasy Land’s whimsy like a moth to a flame. On a hot summer’s day in August, I can guarantee there are no less than 150 strollers parked outside of It’s A Small World, as well as 150 babies/crawlers/new walkers crying their brains out because the family pushed them to miss their mid-morning nap.
See? Happy place!