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Me: “Hi Mama. I’m excited to come home this weekend for Daddy’s birthday.”
Mama: “Me too. We are going to have so much fun.”
Me: “What time will we be celebrating tomorrow? For lunch or dinner?”
Mama: “Well, you’re Daddy’s going to be blowing up a beaver dam tomorrow night, so dinner’s out.”
[Pregnant pause...]
Me: “What are the odds that a beaver dam crops up in not one but two conversations this week.”
Mama: “Huh?”
Me: “Oh nothing. So…how does one blow up a beaver dam? With dynamite?”
Mama: “No. I think that’s illegal.”
On my honor as a part-time blogger, I pledge to do whatever it takes to fully provide a detailed report on the blowing up of the beaver dam. I promise no beavers will be injured in the process. Just their dams. Here’s hoping I can secure some video. Wish me luck.
The fine folks over at “Single Roots” asked me to write a post for them this month. One of their fearless leaders, Jessica, gave me a topic to write about. I appreciated the boundaries because sometimes there’s so much in my head that it’s hard to streamline my thoughts. When I finally sat down to write the piece, I ended up with a pretty funny story that was nowhere near the parameters that had been given to me. They were nice enough to post it anyway.
Feel free to take a glimpse into the inner workings of Lincee Ray as she navigates the tricky waters of a wedding reception by clicking HERE.
I have no idea why I just wrote that in third person. Sounds like Lincee needs a nap.
Today’s entry may be found HERE over at Huffington Post.
Beware. It’s a trivia post that will more than likely force you to call all your friends in the “favorites” category on your iPhone because you just can’t concentrate knowing that a familiar television theme song tune is totally recognizable yet you can’t quite put your finger on the actual television show. You’ll go to ridiculous lengths, like holding your phone up to the speaker of your computer because your most television savvy friend is in his car and is unwilling to pull over to watch a quick YouTube video in order to help you decipher the tricky medley. Then you’ll get irritated when he INSISTS that you are a total idiot for not being able to cease and desist from belting out the Dawson’s Creek theme song and hangs up on you to figure out the answers all by himself so he can gloat later. Things really go downhill when you try to Shazam it.
Or is that just me?
I was 11 for 15. What were you?
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