Bachelor Recaps

Bachelor Ben Recap: This little piggy

Bachelor Ben Recap: Episode 6 — Raise your hand if you are thoroughly confused, yet completely satisfied after that head scratcher of an episode? I have yet to figure out if Caila really likes Ben, but I do know she suffers from all the feels. I’m too lazy to Google if “swimming with pigs in the Bahamas” is a thing. I’m inclined to think that ABC chose the much more

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Bachelor Ben recap: I don’t wanna taco bout it

Bachelor Ben recap: Episode 5 I’m not sure if Mexico is the perfect place to fall in love. But I do know it’s definitely better than the Iowa Caucus. Even George Stephanopoulos thinks so. Hang in there George. It’s going to be a long year for you buddy. Our episode was full of girly gossip, crying blondes and a rose ceremony which ended in a dramatic “to be continued” moment

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Bachelor Ben recap: What happens in Vegas…ends up on national TV

Bachelor Ben recap: Episode 4 Behold! These are the faces of The Bachelor. Get on board with the #acotaco hashtag, people. Clearly it is this year’s theme. Season 20 is the stuff with which Taylor Swift songs are made. Or Lifetime movies starring Alyssa Milano as the unstable ex-girlfriend who has invented a secret body language which translates normal gestures into declarations of love. So sit back, relax and watch

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Bachelor Ben Recap: Team Where’s Waldo for the win

Bachelor Ben Recap: Episode 3 “I’m the reason everyone is here. I’m responsible for the feelings and emotions in this house.” — Ben Higgins This will be the death of him. I truly believe that. He is in for a drama-filled ride. Bless his Peter Brady-beating heart. I don’t know if we’ve ever seen this much crying so early in the season. Jubilee wept (in front of JoJo) assuming that

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Bachelor Ben recap: Hot for teacher

Bachelor Ben Recap: Episode 2 Well we certainly gained a wealth of information during this episode, am I right? We learned that Our Host Chris Harrison looks smoking hot in trendy glasses. We learned that the education system has failed some of our front-runner bachelorettes in the geography department. We learned that even though I was unaware of an original Ride Along movie, the sequel comes out this weekend. And

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