Recaps

Bachelor Nick and His Ladies

Let’s talk about the great big elephant in the room: Bachelor Nick. Some of you think this he is a slimy, skinny jean wearing punk who thinks he can waltz up to any woman and charm his way into her life. Others watched the last season of Bachelor in Paradise and grappled with these strange, unfamiliar feelings for Bachelor Nick. Was it affection? Was it redemption? Was it the countless

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Dancing with the Stars recap: Season 23 Finale

If you haven’t watched the show yet, beware: SPOILERS AHEAD! The Dancing with the Stars Season 23 finale strung me through a melodramatic wringer. It was a two-hour smorgasbord of concerns and reactions that I have painstakingly listed below in chronological order. I’d love to know if you too experienced any of the same emotions. Or add some of your own feels to the comment section! Nauseated by the sexy Santa

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Dancing with the Stars recap: Finals

Dancing with the Stars recap: The Finals Part 1 The two-part Dancing with the Stars finale opened with a confession from Erin Andrews that she was physically unable to lift her arms thanks to the bounds of her tight, hot pink dress. I thought she was going to confess that there was a high likelihood the audience would see her boobs by the end of the night. Her dress made

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Dancing with the Stars recap: Semi-Finals!

Dancing with the Stars recap: Semi-Finals To quote Tom Bergeron, the Dancing with the Stars semi-finals was an emotional roller coaster. Never before have I cried in previous seasons as I did last night. For multiple contestants. Was it just me? Or did you find yourself dabbing a tear here and choking back a sob there? The remaining five contestants came to win. Moreover, they all could win. These are

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Dancing with the Stars Recap: Show Stoppers

Dancing with the Stars Recap: Show Stoppers It’s show stoppers night. That’s an SAT word for Broadway. The ballroom is going FOSSEE, FOSSE, FOSSE and I loved every second. We learn that Sharna is still out for a knee injury, Calvin has a really good sense of humor and most dancers have no idea how to choreograph a jazz routine. And what was up with my girl Idina Menzel? Elphaba was

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