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Sometimes I wish my job was to cover myself in sequins, feathers or fringe and dance around a huge stage while people cheered for me. Alas, that is not my current career status. I’m forced to live vicariously through 10 stars and one bachelor each Monday night. Maybe they’ll ask me to compete whenever my book becomes a national sensation!
Note to self: WRITE YOUR BOOK LINCEE.
This week’s Dancing With the Stars theme was “My Jam Monday.” I have no idea how these people were able to choose a single song from which to jam. Making that decision would have sent me over the edge, and darling Val (he’s my fantasy partner) would have to choose something for me. Of course I would gently persuade him toward a song that lends itself to the rumba.
The dances this week were pretty special. And by special, I mean “bless his/her heart” unfortunate. Right out of the gate, our very own Farmer had me shaking my head, sending virtual love and support to Whitney (the partner, not the fiance) for the smile she plastered on as Erin shoved the microphone in her face. Fortunately, where there’s stumbling, bumbling corn huskers, there’s also elegant young girls with legit eyebrows and lion tattoos!
Let’s break down the contestants, shall we?
Here’s a fun fact: Any time I sit down in front of my television to watch something that is directly or indirectly associated with The Bachelor franchise, I have to pencil in a two-hour block in my calendar. Good times.
If you know me at all, you know that I love to dance. I started dancing at five-years-old and I haven’t stopped since. Most of the time it’s to the beat of my own drummer, but it still counts. I am an avid fan of So You Think You Can Dance and Dancing With The Stars, so I’m sort of like a professional.
I’ll be honest with you. The Farmer is not horrible. He’s actually got rhythm, which makes him leaps and bounds beyond some of his fellow contestants! I think he will be around for at least the next several weeks. Grab your boots and glittery vests. We are in this for the long haul!
Here’s what you need to know about the season 20 premiere performance:
Contestant: The Farmer
Professional: Witney (the dancer, not the fiance)
Thanks to everyone for hanging in there with me this season. We totally had a connection. It’s a journey I will never forget. Y’all are amazing. I’ve compiled your favorite quotes from the last 10 weeks. Join me as we remember sweet friends like drunk girl and YOLO. Enjoy!
Remember Jordan’s friend at the rose ceremony?
If you haven’t watched the season finale of The Bachelor and you don’t want to know who The Farmer chose to help him shuck corn, you may want to stop reading right now.
For real. Don’t read any more.
Also, how have you not seen any spoilers? According to Our Host Chris Harrison, this is the most dramatic season finale known to man. It’s all anyone will be talking about around the water cooler.
Here we go. Turn back now or forever hold your peace.