Recaps

Dancing with the Stars recap: Face-Off Week

Dancing with the Stars recap: Season 23, Episode 3 With the presidential debate scheduled for the next hour, Dancing with the Stars show runners had to pack an incredible amount of activity in only 60 minutes. No one has time for Erin Andrews to peel back layers in the Glitterdome. No one has time for the JV dancers, unless they are wearing Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump masks. We are

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Dancing with the Stars recap: TV Night

Dancing with the Stars recap: TV Night I’m not sure what was going on in the ballroom last night, but the performances seemed forced. And odd. What was up with all the wackiness? Am I turning into an old curmudgeon like Len? Do we really need extra sets, massive amounts of smoke, broken taxis and ancient farm equipment to dance the steps nowadays? I can understand if this is my

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Dancing with the Stars recap: Word to your mutha

Dancing with the Stars recap: Season 23, Episode 1 I’m not sure what they put in the water over on the Dancing with the Stars set, but I think week 1 is a little too early to be breaking down into tears on camera, right? These stars are legitimately excited to be in the ballroom, which makes me want to root for them even more. Most are afraid they will

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Bachelor in Paradise finale recap: Happily Evanly after

Bachelor in Paradise Finale Recap It’s the end of the hot and humid road for these folks and boy, are they happy to leave Paradise for their exotic fantasy suites. Who cares if Our Host Chris Harrison’s entourage is bumping to the latest beats of the new Frank Ocean album in the Presidential floor right above them? This joint has AIR CONDITIONING. There’s so much cool air blowing that everyone

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Bachelor in Paradise recap: Grace under pressure

Once again, I filled in for my friends over at Entertainment Weekly for last night’s Bachelor in Paradise recap. Please know that it is a FLUKE that I have covered the show twice in one season. I’m happy to help out where needed, but I love my recaps over here because I can keep my “Lincee-isms” I’ve developed over the years (read: decades). Some of you were missing those from

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