Recaps

Bachelor Colton Recap: Rocky Mountain Sabotage

Although there was a bit of a “same song, second verse” theme throughout last night’s episode of The Bachelor, I do feel that the producers worked hard to create significant drama leading up to hometown dates. Let’s begin with the dreaded video testimony. Bless it. Colton is back in his hometown, thankful to have culled his roster down to seven lovely ladies. It should be pointed out that our boy

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Bachelor Colton Recap: Dropping Like Flies

Hello friends! When we last left Colton, he was wandering up and down the seashore trying to remember all the reasons he agreed to be the bachelor. There’s the InstaFame, dating up to twenty-five women at one time, perhaps finding a wife, the swiping of his v-card, cool clothes, stamps in his passport, and being best friends with Ellen and Jimmy Kimmel. What he didn’t expect was the catty drama,

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Bachelor Colton Recap: Welcome to the Jungle

Well here we are. It’s week five of Bachelor Colton’s journey and he’s right on track for a nervous breakdown. He’s frustrated with all of the crazy drama that surprisingly has nothing to do with a pageant feud and devastated that there are some women in his potential wife roster who may not be there for the right reasons, right reasons. What’s a guy to do? How should he handle

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IHGB Podcast #90: Bachelor Colton Episode 4 Recap

Happy Wednesday everyone! I think you’re really going to enjoy this one. Some Guy in Austin and I discuss several important topics like: Bungee jumping: Fun or idiotic?Leaches: Helpful or Harmful?Demi: Smart or Brilliant? Before you listen, I’d like to disclaim two things: 1. Some Guy and I go off on a slight tangent and laugh so hard there’s silence. 2. I pronounce Caelyn’s name as a double name Kay Lynn

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Bachelor Colton Recap: Dr. Demi

I’ve been following The Bachelor since the beginning. I was the dork who was all about watching two strangers fall in love in six weeks on national television. The show debuted seventeen years ago this March. And in those seventeen years, there was only one ocassion when I didn’t get to watch the show because a thunderstorm caused the electricity to go out.  Until last night.  It was jarring to

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