Recaps

Bachelor in Paradise recap: Return of the Black Modesty Box

Bachelor in Paradise Season 5, Episode 3 The main thing you should know about this Bachelor in Paradise episode is that everyone is playing musical partners. Just when you think a couple has reached the pinnacle of Jade and Tanner status, someone comes waltzing down the cobblestone steps to mix things up a bit. This allows our peninsula dwellers to “explore” and “keep an open mind” so others may inquire

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Bachelor in Paradise recap: Almost Paradise Lost

Bachelor in Paradise Season 5, Episode 2 Welcome to the second installment of Keeping Up with the Islanders: Tia and Colton Edition. In case you were comatose during the second episode of Bachelor in Paradise, Tia is mentally picking out her china pattern and the colors of her bridesmaid dresses (blush and bashful), while Colton doesn’t really know if he’s ready to date, let alone drop down on one knee

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IHGB Podcast #64: Bachelorette Becca Finale

We made it to the finale! Can you believe it? It seems like yesterday we were shaking our fists at Arie for dumping Becca on national television. Yet here she is, no longer on a journey to find love. Some Guy in Austin and I break down the episode, talk about road trip food for some reason, and gear up for watching nine thousand hours of Bachelor in Paradise. Join

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Bachelor in Paradise recap: Did you know Tia likes Colton?

Hello fellow BIP-watchers! Entertainment Weekly was kind enough to let me recap the season 5 premiere of Bachelor in Paradise and I was happy to fill in for the night. Please know that this is a one-time deal. I will always love recapping the Bachelor franchise on my website and will never stop unless Our Host Chris Harrison personally asks me to. No one has ever looked that good on

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Bachelorette Becca finale recap: Meet Becca’s Fiancé

Bachelorette Becca Finale I hear the Maldives is the perfect place to fall in love. It’s also the perfect place to participate in sunset yoga, bike in heels, and sweat, but that’s neither here nor there. Becca has finally landed herself a man and even though he’s not the one she imagined standing with at the end of this journey, he is ready to do the damn thing. MEET THE

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