Recaps

IHGB Podcast 57: Bachelorette Becca Week 4

This episode was PACKED. Some Guy in Austin and I waste no time discussing all sorts of things like the Brawny man, fried foods, Lincoln’s lack of coordination, and Ashley I-Lashes engagement! Check out the show notes below! SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to hear is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you Snap happen to personally know, sort of know, is friends with the

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Bachelorette Becca Recap: Captain Underpants

Bachelorette Becca Recap: Week 4 In the fourteen seasons I’ve been watching the disastatastrophe ABC calls The Bachelorette, I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed more storyline stuffed into a two hour block than on last night’s episode. There were two rose ceremonies, a location change, two one-on-one dates, a massive group date, a dude sent home early, the return of an injured contestant, a country music artist mini concert, ex-Olympians,

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Bachelorette Becca recap: Pineapple

Most of you around here know that “pineapple” is the official safe word for the iHateGreenBeans community. We’ve used it since Mesnick’s Melba toast season and it has come in handy thousands of times throughout the seasons. Let me say, dear reader, that it was PROCLAIMED last night over and over and over again when this happened: There it is. In all its golden glory. I’m afraid Houston doesn’t have enough

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Bachelorette Becca recap: Gridiron Guys

Bachelorette Becca Recap: Week 3 Our show opens with a rainy day. Bachelorette Becca’s guys wander around the house not knowing what to do with themselves. Some linger around the kitchen bar in their favorite beanie hats watching others cook eggs. Lots and lots of eggs. Right in front of The Chicken, no less. When I saw one guy reading an actual book, I knew we were in for a

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Bachelorette Becca recap: Turn down for what

Wow. It’s week two and Bachelorette Becca is already showing signs that this journey to find love is going to full of road blocks and detours. In fact, the entire cast seems to be hyper-sensitive about her every move. Many have expressed deep feelings after their ninety-second meet and greet from night one, while others have succumbed to testosterone-filled acts of aggression. And poor David is called about by Our

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