Bachelor in Paradise

Bachelor in Paradise Recap: You Guessed It

Y’all, we made it. Some of the couples may have not survived Paradise, but we can bask in the glory that we trudged through another season of tears and debauchery and made it out relatively unscathed on the other side of the beach.  What is our reward? Why, it’s the promise of a new dawn, a new day, and a new life in the form of… Peter the Pilot.  His

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Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Denim Panties

When you turn on the television expecting to see Our Host Chris Harrison, but instead see Monday Night Football, emotions can run rampant. That’s what happened to me this week. Luckily, JJ Watt was there to make everything better for the most part. Unfortunately, Bachelor in Paradise didn’t air until MIDNIGHT, so I was forced to watch Monday’s show hours before Tuesday’s debacle aired. If you’re doing the math, that’s

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Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Kiss the Girl Already

Did you notice that I didn’t write a recap yesterday? I think that’s the first time I had to skip since the early 2000s when I was working on oil rigs and didn’t have Internet in random plains of North Dakota. Why did I miss yesterday you ask? I’m blaming it on poor scheduling, book writing, and John Paul Jones’ incessant whining. Heaven help us all. And heaven help Tayshia

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IHGB Podcast #128: Good-Bye Dean, Hello Connor

In this episode of the iHateGreenBeans podcast, Some Guy in Austin and I remove the snooze fest that was The Goose and Krystal’s wedding and instead concentrate on more important things. There was a verbal argument.A Disney princess strutted her stuff.A mustache caused tears that were immediately wiped away by a boy. A very tall boy. EPISODE NOTES Want to read the full recap for episodes 7 and 8? Click the numbers! SHOW

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Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Mr. and Mrs. The Goose

The morning after the Bachelor airs, I spend roughly six to eight delightful minutes chatting with radio personalities Jessica and Murphy over at Star 104 in Erie, PA.  FYI: “Radio personalities” are the voices that come out of your car speakers when you punch that button that says FM/AM. It’s not artificial intelligence. These are not distant relatives of SIRI or ALEXA. They are real, breathing people. Anyway, our conversation

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