Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Season 5, Episode 8 Well, after this morning’s announcement, my feelings about the bachelor franchise are all over the map. Bachelor in Paradise seems like an odd wonderland right now, where unlike Alice, the girls traipse around in bikinis with weird blobs attached to their butts. The guys are the Mad Hatter, unable to make decisions that make sense. There are lots of dodo birds, numerous
Bachelor in Paradise: Season 5, Episode 7 Although we did have a fight, in which zero punches were thrown, as well as another phallic moment with a food item, Bachelor in Paradise season 5 is all about the couples who do nothing but sleep and drink. Kudos to this season’s cast for going out of their way to find such perfect love! To make this recap as painless as possible,
Bachelor in Paradise Season 5, Episode 6 I don’t know about you, but I find this season of Bachelor in Paradise ridiculously entertaining. Sure there are moments when I itch for the fast forward button on the remote, yet I do not indulge since I am a professional and many of you reading these words depend on my recap so you don’t have to watch one hundred and twenty minutes
Bachelor in Paradise: Season 5, Episode 5 Krystal understands that there’s a lot of drama and a lot of musical chairs in Paradise — both literally and figuratively. And because she is a decent, non-b!tch of a person (as Bibiana so eloquently pointed out last episode), she is sweet enough to sage and smudge the ridiculousness and bad juju from the women’s hut, as well as the women themselves. And
Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Season 5, Episode 4 There were four moments from last night’s show that made me so happy: Yuki called Daniel San Chris “Silly Goose,” instead of just plain ole goose. I couldn’t have been more pleased. Tia is concerned that she’s putting all of her eggs in Colton’s basket, yet he doesn’t even have a basket. Nothing could be more fabulous. Jordan dragging that giant stuffed
