Bachelor in Paradise

Pass the germ squirt

I think the best way for us to get through Bachelor Paradise is for everyone to virtually hold hands and think happy thoughts. Our cast of characters were clearly chosen based on their extreme willingness to perpetuate drama, their seduction technique, those who rock a set of abs and/or those who maintain a general sense of douchbaggery. A few years ago, I wrote some guidelines for Bachelor Pad contestants. I

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See anyone we know?

Who will fall in love in paradise? #BachelorInParadise premieres Monday, August 4 at 8|7c on ABC! pic.twitter.com/i7t54qpRrq — Bachelor in Paradise (@BachParadise) July 18, 2014

‘The Bachelorette’ Andi: Episode 5

If only we were all together in the same room, I would mime my recap. It would take about five minutes and involve a lot of yawning and pretending to go to sleep. I can’t imagine any babies would cry, but you never know. Since that’s impossible, I will put my game face on and try to create a recap that paints a picture of drama! Romance! Product placement! Feel

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Cast announced for ‘Bachelor in Paradise’

It’s been a big week for Bachelor posts. After double dipping two Bachelorette episodes this week, ABC decides to announce the cast of Bachelor in Paradise. From what I can gather using context clues, the show is going to basically be a tropical version of Bachelor Pad. Rejects from previous seasons get a second chance to find love among a select pool of franchise alumni. The contestants will be forced

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