Bachelor

Bachelor Nick Finale: And the rose goes to…

Bachelor Nick Season Finale There were more tears than ever before. Every scene dripped with feelings and questions and more feelings. Entire surfaces were draped with various pelts and animal themed blankets. Creepy Jolly Old St. Nicholas made an appearance, as well as Donner and Blitzen. But at the end of the day, one thing stood out as the moment we will remember, and it’s not that Harrison’s hair was

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Bachelor Nick: Who will he choose?

We’ve reached the end of our journey. Let the record show that I have no idea who Bachelor Nick is going to choose, but I am quite confident someone will develop pneumonia from the frigid Finland winds. I hope it’s not the loser. It’s time for you to vote, dear readers. Remember, this is a spoiler-free zone. Go with your gut and let’s see what percentage gets it right tonight!

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Bachelor Nick: Women Tell All

Bachelor Nick — Episode 10 and WTA In case you were wondering how things went with Raven and Bachelor Nick during their fantasy suite date, wonder no more. Our favorite Arkansas boutique owner actually agrees to make a “Satisfaction” video featuring herself skipping through Finland giving strangers on the street high fives, petting pooches, making snow angels, and peeping out from behind a rainbow-colored fence. The entire spectacle was set

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Bachelor Nick Recap: Too much information

Bachelor Nick: Fantasy Suites Remember the days when we used to watch two crazy kids try to fall in love on a beach somewhere in Mexico as a reality show camera crew and an efficient intern followed them around? Our contestants wrote and read poetry to each other. They picnic’d in fields of green. Dinner conversation consisted of career dreams, family goals, and life aspirations. Hot tubs were reserved for

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Bachelor Nick Recap: Fifty Shades of Grime

Bachelor Nick: Episode 8 It’s hometown date week and that means four ladies have the chance to be the future Mrs. Bachelor Nick! Wait. Strike that. Let me start over. It’s hometown date week and that means three ladies have the chance to be the future Mrs. Bachelor Nick, while Season 13 bachelorette Rachel inevitably gets her heart broken in an upcoming episode. Hold on. That’s not right either. I’m

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