Bachelor Recap: Juan Day More

The base is bumping in South Beach as Juan Pablo uses the family whistle to get the attention of his ex-wife daughter before embracing her in a loving bear hug. Sidebar: We have a family whistle. It really does come in handy. Try to remember a time before cell phones and think back to the days when you had to whistle in Winn Dixie to find your party after you

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Bachelor Recap: Episode 7

The recap will be up as soon as I clarify a little mix-up with my co-worker. You see, I told him to get out of my office. But he said it wasn’t my office. Did I own the office? Of course I don’t own the office. Did I pay for this office? No I didn’t pay for the office. But I don’t see HIS stuff in my office, I see

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Bachelor Recap: Juan Fine Day

Eight women are left at the beginning of this episode. They will journey to New Zealand this week, where waterfalls, sheep poop and giant inflatable rubber balls will decide their fate. Grab your infinity scarves (you too Juan Pablo) because this is the perfect place to fall in love. SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you liked

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Bachelor Recap: Episode 6

The recap is going to be pretty late. I have a day full of meetings, PR-ing, researching vacations in New Zealand and online shopping for water socks to accomplish. Feel free to talk amongst yourselves. I’ll give you a topic. The first date with DAndi was as thrilling to watch as the rest of the show was a snooze-fest. Discuss.

Bachelor Recap: No Juan Needs To Know

There are 11 girls left and Juan Pablo is committed to keeping his eyes open and alert during this journey. He’ll need to in order to figure out who is a good fit, but also because there’s no telling what lurks in the murky greenish/brown water in Viet Nam. We can’t worry about that now! It’s time to take it to the next level by hopping a cartoon plane and

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