Bachelor

Bachelor Arie Recap: The Kissing Bandit Strikes Again

Bachelor Arie Recap: Season 22, Episode 1 Some of you have been with me a very long time and you appreciate that I’ve been writing a Bachelor recap since Bekah M. was just a twinkle in her daddy’s eye. Isn’t it completely satisfying when one of the contestants vying for true love uses the same vernacular as we use on this website? I might have cheered when that one Lauren

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Meet Bachelor Arie’s Ladies

It’s season 22 and I couldn’t be more excited. I also might be in the minority, but I beg of you to really give Bachelor Arie and his season the chance that it deserves. Some of you have strong opinions about Rachel’s gap-toothed castoff omission as the next bachelor. I’ve looked you in the eyes as you passionately list off Peter’s noble attributes. I understand your irritation and feel your

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Remembering Arie Luyendyk

When Arie Luyendyk Jr. raced onto the scene during Emily Maynard’s season back in 2012, I was immediately a fan. I was completely blindsided when our bachelorette chose One F Jef to be her forever beau (read: 86 days) instead of the stud she couldn’t keep her hands off, or her tongue off, for the last eight weeks. Although I have no idea what Arie is doing now, or what

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Bachelor Nick Finale: And the rose goes to…

Bachelor Nick Season Finale There were more tears than ever before. Every scene dripped with feelings and questions and more feelings. Entire surfaces were draped with various pelts and animal themed blankets. Creepy Jolly Old St. Nicholas made an appearance, as well as Donner and Blitzen. But at the end of the day, one thing stood out as the moment we will remember, and it’s not that Harrison’s hair was

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Bachelor Nick: Who will he choose?

We’ve reached the end of our journey. Let the record show that I have no idea who Bachelor Nick is going to choose, but I am quite confident someone will develop pneumonia from the frigid Finland winds. I hope it’s not the loser. It’s time for you to vote, dear readers. Remember, this is a spoiler-free zone. Go with your gut and let’s see what percentage gets it right tonight!

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