Bachelor

Bachelor Nick Recap: Nick Who? Meet the New Bachelorette

Bachelor Nick Recap Episode 7 — In an episode that accurately depicted the definition of what it means to talk in circles, we certain do have a lot to discuss. Rachel is the new bachelorette. Corinne is in the top four. Raven insists on wearing lingerie at cocktail parties and Nick insists on wearing shorts from the juniors section. Let’s dive right in and get to the bottom of this

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Bachelor Nick Recap: Bump, hit, spike, choke?

Bachelor Nick Recap: Episode 6 — Last night’s episode was B-O-R-I-N-G in my opinion. Yes, I understand it was a metaphorical blood bath when it came to cutting the competition IN HALF during one episode, but other than discovering that DD Danielle is known as D-Lo around the St. Thomas Marriott and poor Russia had a horrific childhood, I could barely concentrate due to the tears, the same conversation being

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Bachelor Nick recap: Oh my NOLA

Bachelor Nick Week 5: If I omitted everything that I didn’t like from last night’s episode, we would be left with a paragraph on Rachel’s adorable personality, a paragraph on how much I loved the Beauty and the Beast promos, and how the one girl who deserved a date rose didn’t get it. I’m looking at you, Ghost May. SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is

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Bachelor Nick recap: Kiss me

Bachelor Nick recap Episode 4: I reached twenty when I decided to stop counting bleeped out f-bombs last night. I’ve also become desensitized to Danielle’s boobs. I zoned out when Corinne dominated air time (read: the entire show) and I found myself rooting for Sholphin. Someone send help. I think I’m going insane. SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you

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Bachelor Nick Recap: Nick’s Not the Only One Who’s Back

Bachelor Nick Recap Episode 3: How many of you experienced an “Everybody” earworm last night? Please tell me I’m not the only one who proclaimed “Lincee’s back, ALRIGHT!” until the wee hours of the morning. Unlike Corinne, I have sleep issues. Flashing back to 1997 to mentally sing and dance along to a pop hit made famous by the fifth best boy band on the planet may be fun, but

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