Bachelor

Bachelor Arie Recap: I Grew Up in a Bowling Alley

The Bachelor Recap: Season 22, Episode 5 It’s week five and our favorite bachelorettes, plus Krystal, continue on their journey around the world with the hope that Arie will pick them, choose them, and love them in the end. Next up? Fort Lauderdale — not only is it the perfect place to fall in love, but it’s the perfect place for a bestie festie. The ladies hold hands, ride bikes,

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Bachelor Arie Recap: Make America Glam Again

The Bachelor Arie Recap Season 22, Episode 4 Marikh: “I think we all might die today.” Lincee: “From drinking your own pee.” SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone you follow on InstaStories happens to personally know, sort of know, is friends with the Orange Theory workout chick who is obsessed with Princess Margaret on The Crown and looks exactly like

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Bachelor Arie Recap: You Gotta Fight…For Your Right…to Arie

Bachelor Arie Recap: Season 22, Episode 3 Remember how I said last week that up was the new down and the producers of this show have thrown all caution to the wind? Gone are the days of tradition where our bachelor sort of tries to court these women in the small window of time he is given. Arie is a man on a mission. He has roughly five contestants he’s

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The Bachelor Recap: Bumper and Grind

The Bachelor Recap: Season 22, Episode 2 The producers over at The Bachelor are not messing around. All caution has been thrown to the wind. They are taking the road less traveled. We have gone off the deep end and up is officially down. UP IS THE NEW DOWN, PEOPLE!!! How else can you explain the uncharacteristic behavior of this season? Let’s take the fact that Arie is an oldie but

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Bachelor Arie Recap: The Kissing Bandit Strikes Again

Bachelor Arie Recap: Season 22, Episode 1 Some of you have been with me a very long time and you appreciate that I’ve been writing a Bachelor recap since Bekah M. was just a twinkle in her daddy’s eye. Isn’t it completely satisfying when one of the contestants vying for true love uses the same vernacular as we use on this website? I might have cheered when that one Lauren

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