It’s been a long, cold winter and I am so happy that JUAN-uary has finally arrived to warm us up. Here’s what we learned from the ubiquitous new Bachelor season b-roll footage: Juan Pablo is still hot and wears purple socks and suits that are too tight. Our Host Chris Harrison is impeccable and is making charcoal grey — fetch. Lincee is trying to make “fetch” happen. ABC makes us
I’m still recovering from watching Bangs give our Bachelor a freaky massage through his ill fitting suit. Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can still see the “relief” in her facial expressions. Help me. The recap will be up later this afternoon. Until then, let me know what you thought of last night’s show in the comment section!
That was the status of my Facebook page last night. I wanted to issue a grand “BLESS ALL OF OUR HEARTS” blanket statement and then be done with the recap, but I know y’all want and need a little more than that. Because I love you, I will force my eyeballs to roll forward from their permanent placement in the back of my brain, refrain from shaking my head back