Bachelor

El Bachelor Recap: Juan Shot of Jose Cuervo — and Endless Glasses of Wine

Even though I watched episode two of El Bachelor in the comfort of my own home as I crouched behind couch cushions, popping peanut M&Ms and fighting the lull of vicious jet lag that was simply BEGGING me to lay my head down, I still had the mental capacity to be completely irritated by the lack of Our Host Chris Harrison in the opening scene. COME ON ABC! He is

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Dinner in the Desert

While most of you were watching that one chick melt down on the bathroom floor Monday night, I was having dinner in the desert. You see, work people suggested I hop on a plane and travel 14 hours to Dubai for a two-day meeting. It was an interesting trip to say the least. I watched nine movies during the jaunt, was almost rejected from the hotel because I didn’t have

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El Bachelor Latino Recap-o: Episode Juan

It’s been a long, cold winter and I am so happy that JUAN-uary has finally arrived to warm us up. Here’s what we learned from the ubiquitous new Bachelor season b-roll footage: Juan Pablo is still hot and wears purple socks and suits that are too tight. Our Host Chris Harrison is impeccable and is making charcoal grey — fetch. Lincee is trying to make “fetch” happen. ABC makes us

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Does anyone else feel dirty?

I’m still recovering from watching Bangs give our Bachelor a freaky massage through his ill fitting suit. Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can still see the “relief” in her facial expressions.  Help me. The recap will be up later this afternoon. Until then, let me know what you thought of last night’s show in the comment section!  

It’s going to be a loooooong season

That was the status of my Facebook page last night. I wanted to issue a grand “BLESS ALL OF OUR HEARTS” blanket statement and then be done with the recap, but I know y’all want and need a little more than that. Because I love you, I will force my eyeballs to roll forward from their permanent placement in the back of my brain, refrain from shaking my head back

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