Bachelorette

Bachelorette JoJo Finale: And the future Mr. JoJo is…

Bachelorette JoJo Finale Recap: In the words of Natalie Imbruglia, JoJo is torn. She’s all out of faith. This is how she feels. She’s cold (shouldered) and she is chained, lying naked in denim panties on the floor. Home girl is all out of panic attacks. From the looks of her face during After the Final Rose, she has switched from giddy soon-to-be bride to poorly disguised defeated fiancé. Who

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It’s time to vote: Who will JoJo choose on The Bachelorette season finale?

The time has come. We have reached the end of The Bachelorette road and now we must put everything we know aside and vote. Who will become the future Mrs. JoJo? Will it be Robby with his floppy hair and skinny jeans? Or Jordan with his floppy hair and skinny jeans? Choose carefully. Also, please send me your super fun pics from finale watching parties! I can’t wait to see

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Bachelorette Jojo recap: Some like it hot in Thailand

Bachelorette JoJo recap: Episode 9 Ladies and gentlemen, this is a hijacking. You may know that dear Lincee is in Africa serving her heart out, and you likely love her for it (we all do).  But what about the American reality TV happening back home?  What about us who spend hours of our Monday evenings glued to ABC simply so we can fully anticipate and appreciate the Tuesday recap?  We have needs,

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Bachelorette JoJo recap: Feels like home

Bachelorette JoJo recap: Episode 8 When the annoying “TO BE CONTINUED” graphic splashed across the screen, indicating that we would not witness one of JoJo’s suitors join her panic attack, I was outraged. Of course Mike Fleiss has no problem making us wait an entire week before we learn who gets the boot stuffed with an invitation to find a hook-up in Paradise. If I were a betting woman (which

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Bachelorette JoJo recap: Stop horsing around

Bachelorette JoJo recap: Episode 7 In general, last night’s Bachelorette episode was a Snooze Fest. We all knew Alex and Jimmy T’s heads were on the chopping block. Only their mothers were surprised to see them go. The writing was on the wall last week when JoJo chose to extend Alex’s time in Argentinian paradise one more week because she couldn’t imagine any of her other suitors in full gaucho

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