Bachelorette

Bachelorette Hannah Recap: Finding Mr. Right

We live in a world where a woman’s journey to find love is inaugurated by a few drag queens cat calling eight men who have agreed to wear man panties on national television in order to be crowned Mr. Right. Some say it’s strange. I call it “Monday Night.” Hannah’s crop of dudes are an interesting bunch. Never in my fifteen seasons of recapping The Bachelorette have I been more

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Bachelorette Hannah Recap: Party Queen

It’s been two months since Miss Alabama Hannah officially bested her arch nemesis Caelyn by taking the coved title of ABC’s new bachelorette. As Caelyn shops for scantily clad bikinis between extra hours of cardio in prep for her stint on Bachelor in Paradise, Hannah can be found on a deserted soundstage shooting mysterious reality show promos, walking through an enchanted forest in an ice blue plant suit. It’s clear

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Meet Hannah’s Bachelors!

I want y’all to know that the book has taken a backseat, thanks to the announcement of Hannah’s bachelors. I’ve been waiting for the official bios for what feels like months and now they are finally here! After an initial perusal of the men, I have questions. Lots and lots of questions. What are they? I’m glad you asked. What’s up with the hero hair? And what’s up with the

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10 Things I Learned Watching the Bachelorette Reunion

In true Bachelor style, the reunion show boasted that this special event would focus on our favorite bachelorettes from days of yore and report what they are up to now. Instead, there was about eighty-five minutes of random nonsense, fifteen minutes of former bachelorettes, ten minutes of Hannah Bama, and, for some incredible odd reason, ten minutes of He Who Must Not Be Named. Our Host Chris Harrison hopped a

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Bachelorette Becca finale recap: Meet Becca’s Fiancé

Bachelorette Becca Finale I hear the Maldives is the perfect place to fall in love. It’s also the perfect place to participate in sunset yoga, bike in heels, and sweat, but that’s neither here nor there. Becca has finally landed herself a man and even though he’s not the one she imagined standing with at the end of this journey, he is ready to do the damn thing. MEET THE

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