Bachelorette Clare Recap | Episode 2 | Hello friends. It’s taken me a while to recover from the waves of disconcerting moments from Tuesday night. I spent seventy-five-percent of my time rocking back and forth with my head tucked down into my brand new Rose Apothecary t-shirt, groaning for Our Host Chris Harrison to make it stop. But it didn’t stop. It was an aco taco parade, full of unsettling
Bachelorette Clare Recap: Episode 1 It’s been seven months, dear readers, since we were last metaphorically gathered together around our televisions, watching the hot mess unfold as Peter the Pilot’s mother Barb begged him through snotty tears not to let “her” go. Most of us rolled our eyes and scoffed at the ridiculous nonsense ABC served up on a silver platter. Little did we know that Barb and her dramatic
It’s finally here! The moment we’ve been waiting for! Bachelorette Clare’s guys have officially been announced by ABC and because we are such professionals, Some Guy in Austin and I combed through each bio, critiqued each Instagram account, and performed some light stalking to bring you the latest dirt on 31 men vying for Clare’s heart. Questions we asked ourselves: Is hybrid hair paste is a thing? Why does Brenden
HELLO THERE! It’s so good to be back! My debut episode after a six-week hiatus is all about The Bachelorette. Let me just say that these jokers were busy during my time away. Thankfully, Some Guy in Austin and I break it all down for you. We discuss Clare’s departure, Tayshia’s arrival, our feelings toward Arie’s new hair style, Colton’s breakup with Cassie, Jade and Tanners baby making skills, and one
Several names were tossed out as possible candidates for our next bachelorette. I heard whispers about Champagne Kelsey, Taxidermy Kendall, Tayshia, and Blond Victoria. Then there was Tia, who has probably already signed up for the Golden Girls version. To my knowledge, one Miss Clare Crawley was never in the hopper. One can only assume that ABC did not want a toddler version of The Bachelorette. Mama texted me this
