Bachelorette

Bachelorette JoJo recap: Don’t cry for her, Bachelor Nation

Bachelorette JoJo recap: Don’t cry for her, Bachelor Nation We may never know whether Argentina was crying over football star Messi or Bachelor Nation’s infiltration into their country. It’s as if producers took well-known stereotypes and infused it with a dose of Mike Fleiss. Everyone wears leather. JoJo dresses like a sultrier version of Evita, minus the bun. Performance art takes the slip-n-slide to another level and men’s pants have

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Bachelorette JoJo recap: Beware of the plastics

Bachelorette JoJo Recap: Episode 5: It never occurred to me that The Chad’s absence would create a big hole in the drama department on our favorite show. At first I had high hopes that he would throw a punch after discovering his roommates sprinkle precious grains of protein powder at a memorial service on his behalf. That didn’t happen. I also expected a chainsaw or some blood with all the

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Bachelorette JoJo recap: Rub some dirt on it

Bachelorette JoJo Recap: Episode 4 At least we know that our Chad episodes are numbered. Am I right? I’m sorry for those of you who had him in your top 5 and now your bracket is busted, but this particular jack wagon has got to go. Seriously. After offering E.D. twenty bucks for his ripped shirt and a promise to JT that he would leave people alone if they left

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Bachelorette JoJo recap: We don’t care about The Chad

Bachelorette JoJo Recap: Episode 3 Or should I say The Chad recap? I’m so tired of his storyline. Who cares if this guy chugs brightly-colored energy drinks, constantly works out, recites metric conversions out loud and gnaws on raw sweet potatoes like a corn dog to get his carb on? I want to see JoJo fall in love! Perhaps not in a hot tantric yoga studio, but maybe on the back of an

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Bachelorette JoJo recap: Bring on the meat sweats

Bachelorette JoJo Recap: Episode 2 — I believe that every season of The Bachelorette needs a bad guy. I also get that villains gotta vil. What I don’t understand is why show runners think we want to watch two hours of said villain, villing between working out and eating copious amounts of meat. The Chad is a luxury d-bag. Anyone who modifies his CrossFit routine by shoving large jugs of

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