Bachelorette

Bachelorette Rachel Recap: The art of tonsil hockey

Bachelorette Rachel Premiere Recap: The art of tonsil hockey Rachel is back, y’all, and she wants you to know that she’s sassy, classy, and ready to find love wearing a brand new weave. She’s sufficient in basketball, proficient in shouting, “OBJECTION YOUR HONOR,” and so excited about being the bachelorette that she can’t help but twirl on sidewalks and beaches. Put this girl in a deep red, fluffy dress for promo

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Remembering Bachelorette Rachel

I want all y’all to know I’m here for you. I truly am. It’s been almost six months since we first met Bachelorette Rachel when ABC posted Bachelor Nick’s line-up of women. That’s when we learned an attractive lawyer named Rachel was ready to ditch the esquire in lieu of a M.R.S. degree. She wanted a guy who loves ‘90s country music and Justin Bieber. Clearly she didn’t find these

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Meet Bachelorette Rachel’s Guys

Bachelorette Rachel’s Suitors: Can you believe that we are about to launch into Season 13 of The Bachelorette? It’s hard to believe that we have cycled through that many ladies looking for love after they didn’t find it on The Bachelor. Doesn’t it seem like yesterday that Trista and Ryan were pouring blue and pink sand together in a tall jar from Pottery Barn during their live televised wedding to

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Harrison Breaks Down Rachel’s Dudes

For the first time in Bachelor franchise history, Our Host Chris Harrison took to social media to give us a glimpse into the thirty-one men (that’s right, THIRTY-ONE MEN) who will by vying for the heart of bachelorette Rachel. In doing so, our favorite host broke the Internet. Here’s what Harrison had to say when headshots of the suitors appeared on the right: Adam — “Something special will happen on

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Bachelorette JoJo Finale: And the future Mr. JoJo is…

Bachelorette JoJo Finale Recap: In the words of Natalie Imbruglia, JoJo is torn. She’s all out of faith. This is how she feels. She’s cold (shouldered) and she is chained, lying naked in denim panties on the floor. Home girl is all out of panic attacks. From the looks of her face during After the Final Rose, she has switched from giddy soon-to-be bride to poorly disguised defeated fiancé. Who

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