The recap will be up later today as soon as my vision isn’t so cloudy. You see, I inadvertently slathered Germ Squirt in my eyes last night after the strip tease debacle. I’ve flushed with warm water, so it should be fine in a few hours. My eyes should be fine. The visions of a gyrating opera singer will eternally be seared into my brain. That can never be erased.
I love lamp. And according to Our Host Chris Harrison’s Instagram, so does he. Great minds people. Great minds. I think we can all agree on one thing as a result of The Bachelorette’s first episode. Yes Andi did a really good job playing hostess to an array of dudes wearing navy suits with brown shoes and yes, the page boy haircut is an unfortunate choice of style both today
The recap will be up as soon as I sort out the difference between all the dudes with gingham shirts and all the ones with dirty blonde hair. PS: I’m so sad that the Biebs didn’t get through to the second round. Baby, baby, baby, noooooooooooo!
Take a look at this season’s Bachelorette promo: It’s unclear if Andi will find true love on her journey, but there are a few things we can glean from these 30 seconds. 1. I’m so over “eet’s okay” and as I mentioned in my previous post about Andi’s suitors, I predict that someone is going to drop that phrase during the icebreaker section. 2. Ten bucks that the dude carrying
The contestants have been posted ladies and gentlemen. And in keeping with tradition from seasons past, I chose a few contenders based solely on their thumbnail picture. Knowing what I know from District Attorney Andi, I looked for tiny pictures that appeared to represent power, intelligence and a guy who probably chooses not to utter the phrase, “Eet’s okay.” (Although let the record show that I bet some yahoo uses