Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Hometowns It’s hometown dates, which means one of two things can happen. The parents will either get on board with the nonsense that their beloved son signed up for, or they will make Rachel cry using only their words. It’s that simple. There’s a lot to unpack with these six-and-a-half visits around the United States. You should prepare for lots of mommy and daddy tears,
This week snuck up on me, dear reader. Sadly, “write Bachelor recap” kept getting bumped on my to-do list for more pressing things in the real world. Although I did record, edit, and post a podcast about episode six of Gabby and Rachel’s journey to find love (listen HERE or download HERE), I feel an old-fashioned list is the best I can muster after life’s frivolities in the past several
Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Episode 5 It’s a new dawn, a new day, and a new life. Our bachelorettes and their beaus have left the drama that is Paris and are making their way across the seas on the Valiant Lady (or Rolling Virgin if your name is Some Guy in Austin). Absolutely everyone is excited to explore a new country. Especially one that is known for rich chocolate
If you’ve been around here for a minute, you know that the iHateGreenBeans safe word is PINEAPPLE. I screamed it at my television when I wasn’t rolling my eyes at Rachel’s incessant crying. Why? Because there were no less than 539 close-ups, tight-angled shots of kissing, tongues, lips, and one very unfortunate “smell my armpit” moment. Some Guy in Austin and I try to sift through the nonsense to answer the
Bachelorette Gabby and Rachel Recap | Episode 4 Part of me wanted my entire recap to be one word: PINEAPPLE. I think most of you would understand my plight, nod your head in agreement, and move on to the next item on your to-do list. You’d forgive me for slacking on my writing duties because you too felt that episode four of The Bachelorette was one big homage to all things
