Recaps

Bachelor Ben Recap: Episode 4

The recap will be up later.  I’m headed out right now to go spelunking in my darling yellow string bikini and won’t be back until this afternoon. If you’re interested in the mixed tape playlist I created based on last night’s episode, feel free to head on over to Huffington Post (HERE) and share your song choices in the comment section. On a separate note, does anyone know where I

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Recycle, Reuse, Repeat…

Many of you emailed, Facebooked and tweeted me the big news that People Magazine announced on Wednesday that Hotter Than Crap Brad’s former fiance Emily is the next Bachelorette. (Click HERE for story.)   I’m not surprised at all that ABC is recycling due t the fact that the Bachelorette’s entire franchise is built on a foundation of former contestants.  Emily and her tiny white shorts will be number eight in

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Bachelor Recap: On a Scale of 1 to 10, I may throw up

Raise your hands if you were confused the first 10 minutes of last night’s episode? Me too. As I recall, the bulk of last week’s show was a platform in which Groban shared his love for all things Sonoma, their abandoned Town Square and his undying passion to reside down the street from his mom and sister in an adorable cottage. Wasn’t that the whole purpose of caravanning all 90

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Bachelor Recap: Episode 3

The recap will be up this afternoon as soon as I get back from downtown Houston where I’m skiing in my bikini.  I’m excited to cross it of my leap list.  In the meantime, feel free to read the top five ways ABC saved last night’s episode in my Huffington Post article HERE. On a scale of one to 10, it might be awesome.

Bachelor Recap, Episode 2: Got Jugs?

Let’s face it. Last night’s episode was special. There’s no other way to describe it. I’ve tried to dissect the facts on various levels, but I just don’t see how one show could be so disturbing and yet equally boring at the same time. I understand that the producers want us to grasp the fact that due to his dumping experience via Ashley, this franchise is responsible for Groban’s transformation

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