Recaps

A total surprise

THIS JUST IN… People Magazine is reporting that Kasey and Vienna have broken up! I never expected this.  I could have sworn he quit guarding and protecting her heart minutes after the Bachelor Pad. And PS: These guys rock that pose waaaaaay better. How do I love those abs?  Let me count the ways…

Return of the Grobai

I was sifting through my inbox the other day and came across an email sent from a reader named Kristi that was dated September 3. I had marked it with a yellow star and tagged it with the word BLOG. Then I proceeded to forget about said email, tag and star until today when I opened it again to find this: GREEK GROBAN! How are you, you old so and

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Bachelor Pad Finale Recap: Team Stag and Grom

Before I start fielding emails about how last night was three hours that my readers will never get back, let me first discuss the one thing that is on all of your minds this morning. Ella is totally going to look like that chick Elizabeth from Jake’s season when the swelling goes down from her nose job. Admit it. I’m right. SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to

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This Bachelor Pad recap is sponsored by the romanitc comedy “What’s Your Number” starring Captain America and the House Bunny Girl

I’d like to begin by sending out a ton of prayers to those suffering from the aftermath of all the grass fires in Texas. So much devastation surrounds my great state and I am saddened to read about each testimony in the news. Stay safe everyone. And Lord, please bring us rain. SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or

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Bachelor Pad Recap: Episode 5

Harrison:  “Kasey…what feature will Vienna’s ex-boyfriends miss about her the most?” Vienna’s response:  “MY BOOBS!” Kasey’s response:  “Her teeth.” I’m going to give you some time to let that information soak in.  The recap will be up shortly.