After suffering through 57 collective minutes devoted to Jake extending an olive branch to Vienna on nine different occasions and Crazy Melissa convincing herself through a sensational fit of ugly crying that Blake is her soul mate, we end the night with what might be the purest moment in Bachelor/Bachelorette/Bachelor Pad history that could never be scripted by Mike Fleiss in a million years. Oh yeah…and Our Host Chris Harrison
Dare I say that this episode was the most dramatic of any in recent memory? Kudos ABC producers. Congratulations for a stellar second hour! There were THREE moments last night when I stood up and rejoiced in front of my television along with all the other girls watching with me. Take a guess which ones they were in the comment section. The recap will be up this afternoon. TEAM AMES!
In the words of one of my all-time favorite bachelors Michael Stagliano, “What if one of us gets and erection?” Annnnnd scene! It was an epic three hours in which creator Mike Fleiss was hell bent on engaging all of our major senses and more. My eyes rolled back in my head so many times that they almost permanently stuck once. My ears have never been subjected to such nonsense
There was something called “a hook-up harness” in last night’s episode. The recap will be up as soon as I recover from THAT viewing experience. As always, let me know your thoughts from the Bachelor Pad 2 debut. Surely you have something to say since it was THREE HOURS LONG. (Really ABC? Was that really necessary?) Sound off in the comment section. I’ll be posting this afternoon. TEAM AMES!
“It’s all about peace, love and music.” That’s how the young, granola girl who was sitting next to me explained the Newport Folk Festival tonight. You see, while you were watching Our Host grill the men of Ashley’s season, I was being schooled on the essence of “folk” by a 17-year-old who recently stopped shaving her legs and armpits because this will somehow reduce her carbon footprint on the world.
