Community kissing, fantasy suites, a few hundred f-bombs, a serenade by He Who Must Not Be Named and 10 minutes of “alone time” in the bathroom for the Weatherman. Everyone raise your shot glass full of Listerine in order to prepare yourself for episode three of the Bachelor Pad. SIMPLE DISCLAIMER The following information you are about to read is of personal opinion. However, if you or someone on your
The recap will be up as soon as I go buy some blue Listerine to rinse out my mouth. Since I will be doing all of this blind folded, it may take a while. In the meantime, feel free to discuss last night’s episode in the comment section. I’ll go first: I missed most of the kissing contest because I was rocking back and forth with my hands over my
In case you didn’t get the memo from last night’s episode, the house is beginning to divide. Over here, you have the kids from the wrong side of the tracks. Over there, you have the popular kids who rule the school. Let me break it down even further… If the Bachelor Pad took place in an ‘80s movie, the Outsiders would consist of Andie and her BFF Duckie Dale, Donald/Ronald
She’s my cherry pie Disgusting piece of crust stick in her eye Yacking in a bucket makes Tenley cry Sweet cherry pie —– Warrant, 1990 Recap will be up as soon as I find a polka-dot jacket to pair with my gingham dress.
Thanks to IHGB readers Jamie, Kerry and Aja for sending me the exciting news that DDAHnna Pappas is betrothed to Stephen Stagliano. No, he’s not the Stagliano you remember from Jillian’s season–that’s his twin brother–who is also engaged to former bachelorette Holly Durst. Try to keep up with me people. DDAHnna appeared as a bachelorette contestant on Hotter the Crap Brad Womack’s season. She was rejected at the Home Depot
